Even When He’s On Vacation…

Posted on 01/07/2009 at 1:18 pm by Bob Cesca

…Mark Halperin is still a massive hack. Sensationally misleading headline:

Rev. Wright Will Be Nearby on Inauguration

This implies that Wright will be climbing up the Capitol dome wearing a Spider-Man costume while shouting “goddamn America!” and hurling eggs at the president-elect’s head. Not really, but it implies that Wright will be, you know, nearby. Within viewing distance of the ceremony.

In reality, however, Wright will be in Richmond — 90 miles away. To which, the proper response is… so fricking what.

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  • EL Mystico

    No, Bob, Wright will be just 90 miles away. I will be a mere 1700 miles away in Colorado, Nicolas Sarkozy will be an infinitesimal 3800 miles away in Paris, and Sarah Palin will be keeping an eye on Russia from her porch.

  • SillyGit

    Adding to El Mystico’s post.

    And Mark Halperin will still be 1,000,000 parsecs away from reality.

  • GItheJOE

    Maybe Wright is going to Richmond to stop Walmart

  • theo

    Either way, Reverend Wright climbing the Capitol Dome wearing a spiderman’s costume, throwing eggs at Obama’s head and shouting goddamn America is a goddamn awesome visual.

  • EL Mystico

    On a completely unrelated note, were Dick Durbin and Tom Tancredo cloned from the same alliterative embryo?

  • bibimimi

    May I run this thru my adjective enhancement program?”Mark Halperin is still a massive masturbating hack.”*enhancement complete, come again.

  • bibimimi

    May I run this thru my adjective enhancement program?”Mark Halperin is still a massive masturbating hack.”*enhancement complete, come again.

  • bibimimi

    pardon my double post…this thang no like me so much no mo’.