I, Position Flexible, Do Solemnly Swear…

Posted on 01/22/2009 at 1:34 pm by JumpyPants

Ben Smith reports:

A well-placed Republican operative emails: “As I watched Biden take the oath of office, I thanked God that it was not Sarah Palin up there.”

Finishing the operative’s thought: “…because I want her to run for president! Bah-hahaha!”

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  • Bobby Wong

    Yeah, but can anyone see my penis?

  • mattpddm03

    There were many, many things that happened on Tuesday that made me feel better about things just because they were happening (feeling like competence is in charge, energy, enthusiam, complete sentences from a president!). At one point I took the time to think…what if this were McCain and Palin taking the oath of office..talk about your 180′s. They just may not have been enough antidepressants (or vitamins and exercise for you scientologists out there) to get me out of the house each day.

  • jane

    Seen it, Bobby.

  • Myhero

    If it had been Sarah Palin up there taking the oath of office, we would be hearing about endlessdo overs for the next month or so. Because there isno way she could possibly have gotten it right without at least 30 tries.

  • poleezz

    amen and amen.

  • ceu

    I saw a Sarah Palin bumpersticker today…not a McCain/Palin – just “Sarah Palin”. Kinda creepy.Hey ya, Poleezz!

  • SillyGit

    @ BobbyIs there a reason I should want to?Does it do tricks?If it doesn’t do anything out of the ordinary that is at least mildly amusing, then I’ll just look at my own when I need to see a penis.You know when I see those “Watch Children” signs on neighborhood roads in PA, I always ask myself “Why? Do they do tricks?”In CT they use “Slow Children” and “Slow Children at Play” which I always considered insulting.I’m still worried about Biden’s position flexible fingers.

  • Bobby Wong

    Yeah Jane, but that’s just one of many. A real man(such as myself) possesses a penis carefully obscured in every single orifice. And furthermore, there are many more than the main utensil, and all of them detachable and interchangeable.This is the real world, Jane Doe. Live with it.