Inaugural Weirdness

Ted Widmer in the American Scholar observes some inaugural weirdness:

Why did John Adams, sailing along smoothly, suddenly embark on an interminable single sentence that took up approximately a quarter of his address and required 732 words to complete? (Yes, I counted.) Why did Martin Van Buren include an exclamation point—the only one in inaugural-address history—after a sentence that was neither funny nor shocking? What inner child in George H. W. Bush forced him to say “freedom is like a beautiful kite that can go higher and higher with the breeze”? Was Warren Harding reading skin-care ads when he urged Americans to free themselves “from the great blotches of distressed poverty”? Why did John F. Kennedy, usually so smart, wonder if “a beachhead of cooperation may push back the jungle of suspicion”? What was Nixon thinking when he ripped off Kennedy by saying, “Let each of us ask—not just what will government do for me, but what can I do for myself?” Was Reagan daydreaming of Mitch Miller with his odd paean to “the American Sound”?

This passage from President Bush’s second inaugural always seemed weird to me:

And as hope kindles hope, millions more will find it. By our efforts, we have lit a fire as well – a fire in the minds of men. It warms those who feel its power, it burns those who fight its progress, and one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach the darkest corners of our world.

Untamed fires are bad, no? “Look out! We’re going to burn everyone with fire!”

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  • http://talktotangodaddy.blogspot.com tangodaddy

    Untamed fire is Bush speak for Apocalypse too many like George want to see this happen.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    What was Nixon thinking when he ripped off Kennedy by saying, “Let each of us ask—not just what will government do for me, but what can I do for myself?”Doesn’t that just sum up how conservatives think? There is no society, only individuals. You’re on your own.

  • SillyGit

    Unfortunately, under Bush’s watch, freedom has not only been tamed, it has been hobbled and maimed.Ask yourself this question: Do you think you have more or less freedom than you had eight years ago?

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    SillyGit: Less. Considerably less.Consider the fact that in order to have the utilities turned on, you must now present a valid Social Security card.This rule, ostensibly to protect us from the danger of illegal aliens having electric power, turns the SSN into the very “number of the beast” that hoopleheads yelp about every day.

  • SillyGit

    Excellent example Matt.I had to show a Social Security card *and* a Passport to get a Driver’s License when I recently moved to a new state. Of course the passport was to instantly prove citizenship in order to register to vote at the same time as getting the license. The passport was not required, it just cut through some red tape. The Social Security Card was not really required either, but I would have had to jump through a myriad of hoops without it.Other example include but are not limited to:People being blocked by the TSA (Totally Silly Asshats) from boarding aircraft for wearing T-shirts bearing drawings of guns, drawings of transformers characters (It looked like a lethal weapon), and phrases deemed unacceptable by some illiterate poltroon that may have graduated from high school. The ongoing war on liquids, words on T-shirts, and drawings on T-Shirts has not made us safer.Peaceful protesters are now routinely brutalized by police. The MSM completely refuses to cover this.It is now apparently legal for police to murder people for being black in the wrong location.Unfortunately, there are many more.Does Bush have *anything* to be proud of? IMO not so much. I guess he can be proud that he kept us safe from asteroids and super-volcanoes. These are no more delusional than his other claims.I think has *lots* to be ashamed of. Not just Katrina.

  • Alan4s

    And why the hell hasn’t Bush built a big fence to keep our airplanes safe from those damn Canadian geese? You never hear of American Geese bringing down airplanes, do you?

  • SillyGit

    Aren’t those geese illegal aliens? I’ve never seen a single one with a green card.How dare they come here and eat stuff that only Real American™ poultry should be entitiled to.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Git,I don’t know if you’ll come back to check this post, but if you do then please visit my site and check the entry about the poor 72-yr old woman who watched a TSA agent pick through her pill trays.