Is There Anything They Can’t Do?

Posted on 01/17/2009 at 4:30 pm by Bob Cesca

Dylan Matthews reports that Krispy Kreme is having a “Freedom of Choice” free donut day to celebrate the inauguration on Tuesday.

Naturally, this means they want to abort millions of fetuses. The American Life League:

Celebrating his inauguration with “Freedom of Choice” doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it’s disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.

First Dunkin Donuts and their evildoer scarves, and now this?! My God! Donuts want to kill us all!

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  • GItheScholar

    My Freedom of Choice selection:High Fructose Corn SyrupTrans FatLower libidoHigher cholesterolA new donut around my mid section.Oh, and I will continue to give women the right to do whatever the fuck(no pun intended) they want to with their bodies.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Yes, unfortunately Krispy Kreme acquiesced to the American Life League and changed the wording on their advertisement to exclude the phrase “freedom of choice.” God knows we can’t choose the donut we want.

  • Leigh

    GItheJoeScholar, I’m glad that you have every intention of allowing women to continue to eat donuts. Suh-Weet. I craved those things when I was pregnant with my first child. Mmmmm. Did you know that you can play some pretty fun games eating a donut off …er, well, ya know what I mean.WTF? So who ARE these American Life League “people”? Who cares if Krispy Kreme…Uh oh, Kreme is NOT a good word for such a celebration. THAT’S what should’ve been changed.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    You know i never like to be the dissenter amongst all you nice folks, but don’t you have to admit that “Freedom of Choice” donut day was a bit tacky considering how contentious the debate is? I mean, are donuts good for you, or not?I like to say, “Any of the individual ingredients are lethal on their own, but when mixed together, form god’s perfect food; Donuts.”

  • SillyGit

    Freedom of Choice has nothing whatsoever to do with Pro-choice. Freedom of choice is what you have at Subway and Burger King.I would have told those ridiculous yahoos to fuck off and die. But then, I’m not trying to sell shitty donuts. (My Dunkin Donuts bias is showing.)

  • mattpddm03

    When I hear “Freedom of Choice”, I think of Devo. Those folks at A.L.L need to whip it good every once in a while.