Prime Time Thread

Open thread for documenting the constant variety of cable news hackery. And whatever you feel like talking about.

Tonight! Harry Reid seats Lizard People. Photographic evidence after the jump…


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Photoshop by commenter Nanotyrannus.
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  • theo

    A very short rant from a semantics student:Stop calling GWB stupid, criminally stupid, incredibly stupid, abominably idiotic (or whatever variation on stupid or idiotic). It implies that he’s too stupid to take responsibility for his crimes, and that’s an implication we need to stay away from. There are many more applicable insults to use for him that don’t (even in a very small way) absolve his guilt.In other news, the eleventh doctor was cast a while ago and I only found out now! Dammit!

  • LameDuckHunting

    You have a very good point, Theo, but still…..he’s pretty stupid…………

  • emsique

    Sociopathic rat bastard. Bottom feeding amoral pimp for the religious right and corporate criminals. Cowardly chicken hawk. He may be a bit of a dim bulb but he is very responsible for the shit he hath wrought.

  • theo

    There we go!

  • LameDuckHunting

    But really, just because you’re stupid is no reason to be discriminated against in the personal responsibility department. Just ask JP Sartre.Now, if you called him retarded, it may imply some defense for his actions. However, if you happened to be mentally impaired and committed a crime while Bush was governor of Texas, well, better be ready, buddy, to ride ‘Ol Sparky to your reward, because, you ain’t duckin’ your responsibility, no how. And such as, also…………….

  • dontpanic23

    Wha? I’ve been in Jane’s basement since Monday. Did I miss anything? I feel very strange. And I kept dreaming I was in a room with a view of bricks while I heard Jane’s voice.*whew–bad acid?*

  • theo

    and also, this is hilarious: http://www.236.com/news/2009/01/05/laura_bushs_memoir_the_sexiest_10966.phpsomeone in the comments there says Laura Bush’s new book should be called ‘It Takes A Village Idiot’.

  • theo

    DP, welcome back! I hope you’re feeling okay – I never caught what kind of procedure you were having.

  • dontpanic23

    Thanks, Theo. My womb now has a view–of some other place.

  • dontpanic23

    Uh, oh. Thread killer. Sorry. There was no womb in the inn?

  • theo

    Nah, not a thread killer – things have been slow for most of the week. Should get up soon once JOE and Jane stop taking naked pictures or whatever they’re doing.

  • dontpanic23

    Slow? I fucking missed Elvis and a 500-post night! I nearly impaled myself on Pat Buchanan’s voice.

  • LameDuckHunting

    DP – I hope you have a speedy recovery. Feel better……..

  • dontpanic23

    Is Jane dragging out the ass rocket game again?

  • dontpanic23

    Thanks, LDH. I may not be around long but wanted to pretend normal for a little while. Drugs and fatigue will put me out in a few.

  • LameDuckHunting

    Well, you can always try to enjoy the drugs……experiment with different combinations……

  • theo

    DP: well, I said it was mostly slow. I actually missed Elvis too, for the most part.

  • dontpanic23

    Iron and Percocet–there aren’t too many combinations other than switching it to percocet and iron. But it’s a nice idea.Oh, Theo–the Elvis experience is so awesome. I wish he’d give us a heads up. I’da rescheduled my surgery for next week. But I’d rather you’d have been there because you are the official archivist and I got several months of him that I wish you could have gotten. Sorry if I’m not making sense. It’s the Iron.

  • Kat

    DP! Welcome back! You’ve been missed. So what did you name it now that Elvis (sort of/kinda/maybe/not really) returned?

  • GItheJOE

    >>amoral pimp for the religious right.I believe whore would be a better choice. The religious right were the pimp.DP, your uterus has been in thoughts and prayers.Theo, you be nice now! Jane isn’t here to defend herself, with that being said I have naked Jane pictures.

  • dontpanic23

    We should have a vote, Kat. Nominate away. I gotta go sit over there. Will be back when I can. I miss you bunch of loonies.

  • Teh Minx

    Hey, it’s the Minx!Glad to hear that you’re back, DP!Not sure if the Elvis that appeared on Saturday was the REAL Elvis, he wouldn’t submit x-rays, blood, retina scan or semen.

  • dontpanic23

    Thanks to you too, THEJoe. And ask Jane about the rocket trick.

  • ceu

    Keith’s back. It’s like having real news again! :)

  • Kat

    Oh, it was Elvis, Minx.DP, perhaps we could name it after another MIA GDAB commenter? Such as Jumpy Pants, Cousin Avi, LFOD, or Pecos Bill?

  • GItheJOE

    The thread has become silent for the voice of Keith the lord almighty.

  • Kat

    It is glorious having Keith back. Happiness!!

  • Teh Minx

    help me out here, what is DP naming or what are we taking a vote on?Also, how do you know that it was the real Elvis, the website connection went to a Wiki biography of Jimmy Hoffa…or was that how you knew?Minx

  • GItheJOE

    Not trying to downgrade Rachel but I think I have a chubby.

  • Kat

    *gasp* It’s Wolfie! I need to fan myself.

  • ceu

    You’re not sure, Joe?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Theo – we can call him stupid. Ignorance of the law is no excuse… at least that’s what the judge told me. On multiple occasions.

  • GItheJOE

    I am pretty sure. The war messed up my emotions. So when I think I am horny I am actually crying. You can tell that my love life is a little weird.

  • GItheJOE

    Cease Fire, HAH!!!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Did anyone watch Upside-down world today with Pat Buchanan comdemning Israel’s airstrikes in Gaza? I thought I lost my mind!

  • Alan4s

    Is Jane still in the kitchen trying to make Blue Cheese spread without cooking or cleaning?

  • GItheJOE

    Has anyone seen the little monsters in the “Ladders” commercial? They are freaking me out. Mushroom tea.

  • ceu

    I think MSNBC should give Buchanan his own show, preferably at about noon.

  • thruwithbuzz

    I actually saw Vince (Shamwow) hawking another product. It’s some kind of food chopper, and if you act now you’ll also recieve this grinder at no extra charge.

  • ceu

    but they can’t do it all day…

  • ceu

    at least it’s PajamaGram-free for 11 more months

  • EL Mystico

    Wow. I never realized that poor people were poor because of their moral failures. I guess freezing to death on the sidewalk is better than they deserve. Thanks Bill Cunningham!

  • Kat

    Ohhh…Rachel has done lovely things to her hair. She’s so stunning…..(give me a moment to bask in her glorious Rachelness)

  • Teh Minx

    hey Kat, do you think that we could convince Rachel to give up her girlfriend for us? I’m more than willing to share…

  • Kat

    Ya know, I may be biased because of the Blago “taint” (ewwwww), but I’m not really feeling Burris. There is something about him which doesn’t sit well with me.

  • cminri

    I agree Kat – I get the same feeling. Especially when he starts with the “Lord” stuff…sounds republicanny

  • jane

    Kat, CM, have you seen the post on Political Carnival about how Burris refers to himself in the third person, has already built his (tombstone) monument with the Illinois state seal and a list of his accomplishments, and named his kids Roland II and Rolanda?If not I will dig up the link…but the third person thing nails the coffin for me.

  • Kat

    I missed that one, Jane, but that pretty much seals it for me. Sounds like a nutjob. Now, why can’t my gut be this smart when it comes to my love life?

  • theo

    Yeah, if Burris is seated…well, it’ll be terribly amusing. I do worry that the Republicans would use his nutsy-ness against us, although I don’t think they could win his district. Either way, the tombstone monument was the thing that made me go ‘wow.’ Also his recent insistence that the Lord wants him to have this seat.

  • jane

    Amen about the love life, Kat. Like I should have learned by now, but when I’m *ahem* gettin’ it my judgment goes right out the window. Or so I remember.

  • GItheJOE

    Kat, the gut only works for political, religious, and financial decisions. Apparently, your girl parts are included in the gut, therefore it messes up your love life.My tombstone with me a miniature Washington Monument, for its phalliciness.

  • GItheJOE

    “will be” not “with me” holy shit I am dumb tonight.

  • Kat

    I hear ya, Jane. Although right now I’d be quite happy to lose my judgment. Good, bad, or otherwise….all out the damn window.

  • theo

    Phalliciness should be the word of the year.

  • Kat

    *refraining from all snarky, not nice comments following Joe’s recent comment*Mmmmphhhh…..

  • jane

    Hey Joe, are you hip to Glenn Greenwald? I think you would really appreciate him. Especially what he wrote about Israel/Gaza (scroll down to “more oddities” from Jan. 2.

  • Teh Minx

    JOE– I wish that my gut was good in financial stuff… I am a typical left-brained artistic type. My only consolation is that I lost no money with the stock market crash, I had no money in it!As for love, go with the heart, just like Tila Tequila!Minx

  • GItheJOE

    I knew I needed to drive to NC for some reason. I will arrive 5 minutes into Rachel’s show because it makes Kat lose her judgment.

  • jane

    Hey Theo, I nominate “supply closet”= code for vagina for QOTW. See Saturday night thread.

  • Kat

    Minx…really? First Bret Michaels and now Tila Tequila? We need to talk about your romantic role models.

  • Teh Minx

    Why so hard on yourself about the judgement, Kat?Usually, judgement is a good thing.

  • Kat

    FYI, Jane, I genuinely have a supply closet at work. And a vagina. Two separate entities. And I’ve had men in both….at the same time.

  • GItheJOE

    Put it in the Quote Book Theo.Jane, thanks I will check that out from now on.

  • Redmond

    *pops head out of boob mine*Hey, just wanted to say I’m thinking about all of you down here. If I could fly higher than an eagle, you guys would be the wind beneath my wings. – Or the fuckers that sold the acid.Back to work!NIPPLE AHOY, MEN! HEAVE!

  • Teh Minx

    O.K. time to clear up the Bret Michaels thing, I was trying to be funny without putting in the “I’m being funny” symbols– clearly that fell flat. As for Tila, yum! Even bought the book!Minx

  • GItheJOE

    Kat, lol!!!Won’t that open the door to Narnia?

  • Kat

    Oy vey, Minx. I’ll introduce you to my last 4 boyfriends. One is currently in jail, one is out on bail and one had to leave the state. I have HORRIBLE judgment when it comes to men. The brain in my head takes vacation.

  • Kat

    That’s Redmond-code for he’s kicking ass at MyFace Hold’Em and can’t be bothered with us right now.

  • Teh Minx

    Whhopp! Quote alert! LMAO on the nipple alert!Thanks, Red for the best laugh I had all day!

  • theo

    Well, if two people’ve nominated it…Hey, what does everyone think of the GDAB quotes being published every monday? Or should I do it every other Monday, or once a month, or once a year? Vote!

  • jane

    Goddamn I have missed Keith! YOUR JOB WAS TO PREVENT 9/11!Cheney eats soup.

  • jane

    Oops, Cheney eats soup ALONE.

  • Kat

    I know you were being funny with both, Minx. I’m just teasing you. That kind of thing is hard to get across the tubes, I know.But, really, Tila Tequila’s book??

  • GItheJOE

    Kat, it has nothing to do with your judgment. Stop dating your suppliers. I learned that one along time ago. I thought meth was legal in the south or was at Alaska?

  • Teh Minx

    Theo, I love the weekly updates, if that is not too much work for you. You still have like Senior Year stuff to do and prom…Minx

  • Teh Minx

    Can’t help it, Kat, I have a thing for her.Since men aren’t working out for you, have you considered…Abstinence????Women???

  • GItheJOE

    Red isn’t on My Face . He is actually working right now on putting stars on Amy’s nipples. This man has the greatest job in the world.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    hi kids

  • Kat

    Not legal here, Joe. They are still making it out the sticks in SE NC. Scary, wacky stuff. And if my boys were suppliers, they would be their own best customers.

  • theo

    Minx: Eh, senior year can wait. THIS is what’s really important.Speaking, I do need to get some hmwk done.GDAB QOTW will be up in just a few moments.

  • jane

    So what does Red do on vacation? Clear brush, balance the checkbook?

  • Teh Minx

    eewww! That woman (and I use the term loosely) has the strangest nippular region that I have ever seen. And that digging for whatever, what does she have down there? Okay, just deleted my speculation on what Amy has “down there”. It was just too disgusting–like her!

  • Kat

    Seriously, Joe? More Amy nipples? I don’t think I could take that again. Isn’t George Clooney frolicking on a beach somewhere?

  • Kat

    Hey P3! What’s happening?

  • Kat

    I think Evan Bayh shared your hair dye, Jane.

  • Teh Minx

    You explained 3 out of the last 4 boyfriends, Kat, what happened with number 4???

  • Redmond

    I think there’s something seriously wrong with Joe when he considers Amy Winehouse nipples the best part of my job. I still have nightmares, dammit!And, Jane, to answer your question I fight forest fires with my shirt off.*pops back into boob mine*

  • Kat

    Number 4 actually wasn’t a felon, Minx. Very abnormal.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Hi Kat.Nuthin’s happnin. Just got done eating. Watching my Milwaukee Bucks find a new and exciting way to lose.

  • jane

    Kat, you sound like my old roommate. You *do* know how to search the NCDOC site by now, don’t you?I learned the hard way how valuable it can be.

  • GItheJOE

    KBR on Maddow and a lawsuit. Now I definitely have a chubby. Goddamnit I am getting all over a KBR lawsuit. Fucking worthless motherfuckers. FUCK!*PTSD moment be back after firing weapons and chugging beer*

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    In keeping with the ongoing discussion about mammaries and such”Scientists at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hope to begin clinical trials this spring on a vaccine to prevent the recurrence of breast cancer.”I’m all for anything that protects our women’s wonderful breasts.

  • http://www.hedonistperspective.typepad.com Alexander Rose

    Figured I’d stick my head in…Drinking, watching Fiesta Bowl/Bromance (gotta love unintentional comedy)And about to go to a bar soon…

  • Kat

    And I know about Vinelink, Jane. *sigh* They are just so cute, you know? And all good in bed….

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Alexander,i reccomend staying home and drinking beer. It’s cheaper and just as effective.Also, too, you won’t find yourself having any position flexible issues at a later date

  • th-th-th-th-theo!

    GDAB QOTW is posted, cats and kittens.also, for the rest of the night I’m gonna have fun with my username. this one is meant to be sung to the chia-pet tune.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Since I’m fairly new here, where do i find this QOTW

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    That’s it. My fucking shift button is getting a grenade right up its pie hole!

  • theo
  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    th-th-th-theo,then I’ll never see the QOTW. My profession does not allow me to partake. i am sorry.

  • Kat

    Quotes Of The Week are on the GDAB Cescans group on Facebook. If you aren’t a member of the group, you can do a search for it and request to join, send $299.99 to Broadway Carl, and he’ll add you.(You’re splitting that with me, Carlos)

  • theo

    PPP: Maybe eventually Bob will allow me to achieve the status of Cescan-Poster, like Elvis and JumpyPants (only for the QOTW!), and I will post them here. But, alas, I fear this is a mere dream.

  • Teh Minx

    So, just finished watching the Double-Shot show with the Ikkis.Yikes! If I had any sense whatsoever I would NOT, NOT call myself Ikki. This is just as bad, if not worse, than Real Chance at STDs.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Well, Theo,it might help if we knew you had a blog. Do you? I’d be interested in reading

  • GItheJOE

    OK, no one got hurt. I am back. Jesus Lord Almighty KBR makes my blood boil. Fuckers tired to kill my ass more than the insurgency.

  • cminri

    But PPP if you call before midnight tonight Kat and Carl will throw in both a Sham WOW and a Snuggy! (Just pay the extra shipping and handling!)

  • jane

    PPP,So you advocate the overthrow of both parties and all things tied to them, yet you work for a motherfucking boss who will tell you not to use Facespace? Or do you mean you can’t do it right now?

  • theo

    PPP: Thanks for the interest, but I don’t have a blog (partially because I don’t have enough thoughts). Maybe some day, though. Let me see if I can post the QOTW to my flickr, which a non-member would be able to access.

  • emsique

    Damn. I can only watch Rachel online and MSNBC is being really pokey getting her on the website. I desire her also, but I am so male.

  • Teh Minx

    Are you there, Bob? It’s me, Minx.Please grant Theo’s wish…We would be so thankful.AmenAwomen

  • http://www.hedonistperspective.typepad.com Alexander Rose

    mmmm… beer.@ Minx:Double Shot at Love is some awesome unintentional comedy…

  • jane

    All them daytime commenters r in ur PTT(hey emsique)

  • theo

    For PPP and any others lurkers without Facebooks:I’ll be posting the QOTW to my flickr on Mondays as a note attached to my favorite picture. I’ll link to it on Mondays, too, otherwise you’d have to go through my photostream.And, hey, this is a grand opportunity to plug: I’m an amateur photographer, so if anyone wants to comment on my other photos, please do.

  • Teh Minx

    The Joe, forgive my lack of info here, but who is KBR? And what did they do, or are doing???Concerned,Minx

  • theo

    Here is a link to QOTW on my flickr, which should be accessible to non-members. http://www.flickr.com/photos/33570360@N03/3172914932/Someone else say something, I feel like I’m flooding the thread!

  • Kat

    Oh, no, Minx…don’t ask! Go back and watch Rachel’s segment – or Google. I don’t think Joe’s neighbors could take it again.(I kid, I kid)

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Jane,I am a statutory employee and a Financial Advisor, so while i have a psuedo-employer, I’m my own boss. It is my profession that frowns upon social networking sights. For obvious reasons, but also because people in our profession can get into trouble for giving “advice” publicly.Having said that, past performance is no indication of future returns. Always check with your accountant when considering an investment that may or may not have tax implications.

  • GItheJOE

    Minx,The are the biggest contractor in Iraq and build everything soldiers use like showers, housing, chow halls, food, laundry facilities, Burger King, power generation, phone and internet service centers, and air. Yes, air is manufactured in Iraq for that American Apple Pie smell.Jane, please help.

  • Teh Minx

    th-th-th-theoI would love to see your pics.Minx

  • Teh Minx

    JOE,Damn them!! Damn their eyes!!!Minx

  • jane

    Minx, re: KBR-KBR was part of Halliburton, if that helps ballpark it for you.To learn more, start here.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    So who here owns stock in KBR, and would you know if you did?

  • GItheJOE

    I want there overflowing pocketbook. If there is a class action lawsuit against these buttholes I am in.(Not the butthole)

  • ceu

    I know that I do not.

  • theo

    Ralph Nader has personal stock in Halliburton.

  • Teh Minx

    Good Night all, time for more drugs. Today was a fucker of a pain day. Meet me under the snuggli, anyone who is needing some cuddles or Pinot Grigio & Blue Cheese…Minx

  • GItheJOE

    P3- I know I don’t have stock in KBR because just like most of the PTTers we are really feeling the recession.Jane, I want to institutionalize you and perform a thread killer when you post videos like that.Minx, that is only the foreskin of the dick that is KBR.

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Minx, you have a snuggli?

  • jane

    PPP,You don’t have to “network socially” under any real name. (There is a FB member whose user name is “Facebook User.”) As long as you don’t use cuss words in your “name” (and apparently “hell” qualifies), you can be whoever you want. You don’t have to dispense advice, or be connected to your real field of work.As an aside, if you do decide to sign up, I would suggest you make a hotmail account (or other free email that you won’t use) to register.

  • Teh Minx

    Damn fuckers, Halliburton! I can’t help but think if it wasn’t for them (and other money grabbers) we wouldn’t have gotten into Iraq. Or is that an underinformed point of view?Minx

  • GItheJOE

    War profiteering is the only reason we are there.

  • theo

    Minx: That is an absolutely accurate point of view.although it’s more: without war profiteering in general and halliburton in specific, we wouldn’t have gotten into Iraq.

  • theo

    GI: forgive my poor memory, but did you serve in Afghanistan? I ask because I’ve never really heard about KBR/Blackwater in Afghanistan; are they only in Iraq?

  • Teh Minx

    dammit, PPP, I am trying to enjoy my painkillers! No snuggli, but doesn’t it sound cozy and good??Minx

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Minx,It sure does. Now go enjoy your painkillers.

  • Kat

    I’m out, bitches. Sin boldly!

  • GItheJOE

    Theo,Not yet, but with the build up of 30,000 swinging dicks I am sure I will find myself there. Yes, blackwater and KBR are in Afghanistan. KBR was in Vietnam if that helps you with the history of war profiteering.

  • GItheJOE

    Don’t go Kat. I am done thread killing. Watch.Boobies..Red?Help!

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    FDR had a wondeful plan for war profiteers. If my memory serves me correctly, he hit them up for better than fifty percent.

  • jane

    FUCK MITCH MCCONNELL

  • theo

    Sheezus! KBR’s been around longer than I thought. Although, if you told me they’d been around since WWII I wouldn’t be shocked.Hey, notice we’re actually talking about politics on a PTT? Amazing.Aw, Kat, why you leave us like this?

  • theo

    Mitch McConnell always has a really weird look on his face, I’m kinda worried he may have a bowel obstruction.Please, someone, make a joke.

  • Kat

    I gotta work tomorrow, kids, and I am a super-cranky bitch if I don’t get at least 7 hours. Trust me, super-cranky bitch status is worse than what you normally experience.

  • GItheJOE

    McConnell is an honorable man who has the best intentions for this country. I really hope he legislates balancing the budget deficit during this rough patch. Blahhhhhh! Sorry, I vomited on myself again.

  • theo

    ‘Night, Kat!

  • GItheJOE

    Kat, I find super cranky bitch super attractive. I always get confused when a beautiful woman tells me to rot in hell. Now tell me my love life isn’t worse than yours.

  • theo

    And GI becomes the first to make it into this week’s quotes…

  • jane

    Joe, you get us wimmens all worked up when you talk dysfunctional like dat.

  • GItheJOE

    What did I win? Do I get something shiny like a medal? Which quote?

  • http://politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ Political Party Pooper

    Joe,I have no love life, except a large hand. Maybe some day I’ll marry her

  • jane

    Fuck Burris’ ego and the fucking white stallion it glided in on.

  • theo

    You get a yogurt lid, GI, which from far away resembles a medal. Very, very far away.Also, did you know your facebook info says you’re interested in men?

  • GItheJOE

    Jane, Yes!!!I literally screamed at my TV,”Oh, fuck off!” when I saw him on Rachel.

  • jane

    HA Theo I saw that. Joe likes mens!

  • theo

    Did ‘the fucking white stallion it glided in on’ sound dirty to anyone else?JON STEWART RETURNS!

  • jane

    Although I think Joe is a member of the First Church of Our Lady of Blasphemy and Basketweaving.

  • theo

    Oh, Jason Jones, what have they done to you?

  • GItheJOE

    Wow, that was a surprise to me. I am in the military and don’t want to be removed for something silly like sexual orientation. I want to get kicked out for doing something like slapping Petreaus. (Don’t post this anywhere else)

  • GItheJOE

    It has been updated Jane. You like men too!

  • theo

    GI: It took me a while to mention it because I wasn’t sure how to phrase the question. Orientation’s easy to change, though I wish they’d have more options.

  • jane

    Reminds me: What is so fucking hard to understand about the desire to remain anonymous (as possible)?C’mon people. Use yer heads. At least ask permission before you publish/comment about anyone’s personal info that you may be privileged to know!

  • theo

    Jane: Uh-oh, did I do something wrong? Shit.

  • jane

    (admitting: I likes me some mens.)

  • jane

    No, Theo. I was just thinking I should put a disclaimer, that I wasn’t referring to anything here tonight. But I’ve seen some things that I would be pissed about, if it were me.But please use judgment about anything you might put on Flickr.Thanks in advance.

  • GItheJOE

    I just had a great fucking idea(GFI from now on). I want to give Obama on of my pure bread chihuahua puppies. They should be here any day now. Someone please help me with this mission. It would be the greatest honor of my life for the Obama’s to have one of my puppies. Does anyone know how to induce labor on a dog?Serious about the puppy thing.

  • PackyJ

    Jane-o-rama,That’s why I lie about personal stuff. Always.

  • theo

    No problem.I wonder how long Bob reads these things before he gives the hell up?

  • theo

    GI: Sure doesn’t sound like you hate the chihuahua…

  • GItheJOE

    3 commentsHe is a busy man.

  • jane

    So Bush says Obama cain’t stay at Blair House until the 15th?FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK him.

  • GItheJOE

    Jane that is old honey. It is really a racist thing to me. “No n-word you can’t sleep in the same house as the white folk.”

  • theo

    Jane: Where are you going to get this?

  • jane

    Joe, they’re prolly so inundated with puppy offers, I say good fucking luck with that.His loss, though.

  • theo

    I meant, where are you getting this?

  • jane

    Theosaurus, where am I going to get what? Permission? Sorry, lost.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    DVR’ed Ko & Rachel. Watching Rachel first cuz if the hair comment earlier. Burris just seems sleazy. Did I miss anything tonight?

  • GItheJOE

    Yes, but this would be a newborn puppy without all of my white people germs and racism. I am telling you it could work. How do you contact the P.E?

  • jane

    About Blair House? Heard it before, but Rachel was on it. She wants to know WTF is so important that the Obamas can’t get in. She says, “If you get invited to something there please send me a copy of the invite.”Roughly, Bushes ‘graciously’ offered Jan 15 or Hay-Adams or something.

  • http://www.hedonistperspective.typepad.com Alexander Rose

    Whoa…I am drunk…What the hell is going on kids? : )

  • GItheJOE

    BC, KBR thingy last ten minutes of Rachel made me kick a puppy.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Thanks, Joe. I wait with baited breath. Hearing the names, KBR, Halliburton and Cheney imeediately make me want to go medieval.

  • jane

    Howdy, Axl the non-reader!

  • theo

    Sheezus, am I the only person here who doesn’t drink?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    *immediately

  • GItheJOE

    Dude, Richard Siemens just liked that woman’s toes. Weird foot fetish. I hate feet. I can manage a foot rub with a sock on.

  • jane

    Theo, you’re the only one not old enough to drink yet. Or, not jaded enough yet.I dream of a day when kids have hope and aren’t driven to drink by their president, the dry drunk.

  • theo

    OMG, Alan Colmes on Stephen Colbert! Hilarity must ensue!

  • jane

    Carl, I thought that was a cool NYC term or something.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    LOL! Colbert: “Cranial muskrat smuggler, Rod Blagojevich.”

  • PackyJ

    I wish my cable was working so I could watch Rachel & Olbermann and know WTF everyone is talking about (aside from their sexual predilections).

  • GItheJOE

    Taint!! hah!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Yeah, Jane, that’s what the inner city school system teaches you.

  • jane

    Packlevision! Another day with no cable? My regards. We need to start making you some DVDs.

  • theo

    Oh, Colmes, if only you’d had this much testicular fortitude when you were near enough to punch Hannity in the face…

  • jane

    PJ, how about Northern Lights? Any good sightings?I’ll have to tell you a story about my sighting. Heh.

  • PackyJ

    It’s been 3 fucking days. I’m in severe withdrawal. No History Channel, no National Geo, and NO RACHEL.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Time to start writing letters to the Governor, Packy. Where’s the cable, Sarah?! I’m sooooo sure it’s her fault.

  • GItheJOE

    Alan Colmes was pretty funny. I was shocked. I thought sitting next to Hannity for that long makes you legally retarded in the lower 48 states. OK, I will put Hawaii in their but Alaska is now and forever the TAINT of the US.

  • theo

    Are these the comments they’re talking about when they mention homicidal liberals on the internet?

  • theo

    How long is Colmes gonna be on?!

  • GItheJOE

    Fuck, I forgot you are from Alaska Pack. You watch the Discovery Channel and the History Channel in Alaska. I thought the GOV would have banned that after the bible bullshit revealing they do.

  • jane

    Panetta & Johnsen seem like good picks, reading what they’ve written via Glennzilla.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Damn, Packman, that sucks – but you know you can watch online, right?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/

  • PackyJ

    Carl, with great appreciation for the broadcast industry in the history of our great State of Alaska, with the cable company and position flexible such as, too, and when it isn’t ideal, isn’t it just like God to make everything work out. And the pioneer spirit of the real Americans here. And also.

  • PackyJ

    Janealicious, with my limited ability to multitask, I find it difficult watch online and read and comment here.

  • PackyJ

    Oops. Meant for Carl. I SAID I couldn’t multitask!

  • jane

    You can watch after us lame-ass east-coasters have gone to bed, Paxton.

  • PackyJ

    I’m trying to multitask, Carlito!GODDAMN I like her new hairdo. MMMMM.

  • theo

    I may change my username to “ambisextrous.”

  • PackyJ

    Ok. Someone else comment… or did everyone leave?

  • PackyJ

    Fuck Kellogg, Brown & Root. Ratfucking bastards.

  • Redmond

    John King/Colbert interview: Fucking hilarious.”Will CNN get the favorable coverage from the Obama administration? Or is MSNBC just too much of an easy slut?”I transcribed that wrong probably, but classic shit.Night, everybody.

  • GItheJOE

    New John King Sunday morning show to compete with, “Meet the Softballs”. I will be watching CNN on Sundays.

  • GItheJOE

    We double tapped the Quote of the week brother.

  • theo

    alright, ladies and gentlemen, I’m turning in. ‘Night, all.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Goodnight, Theo.

  • jane

    Night, Theorhetical, et al.

  • jane

    Oops. I meant Theorhetorical. Whatev.

  • PackyJ

    Goodnight, all.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Later, Packman.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I’m done. Goodnight, Jane.

  • GItheJOE

    Again, just you and me Jane. We have to stop meeting up like this. I will give you the honors of killing the thread. Unless, DP revisits in the morning.

  • http://www.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    Late as usual…Theo, I don’t drink. Not sure you will like the company of squares though.PPP: I like large hands.Speaking of hands, I would watch John King doing anything at all, and if it involves his hands as it often did during the primaries, I may have to have a private room to watch.Night all!QT

  • GItheJOE

    Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback is a classic. A good lightsaber seen is something to respect when the master Mark Hamill is wielding the Jedi’s weapon.I think I am sleep blogging.

  • dontpanic23

    Theo, I’d like to nominate this for next week (put it on FB but covering the endzone):”The thread has become silent for the voice of Keith the lord almighty.”Posted by: GItheJOE at January 5, 2009 08:00 PM