Prime Time Thread

Hey, John Zeigler got a blow job from Sarah Palin during his fictional movie,”How Obama Got Elected”.

Please tell me you all saw David Shuster try to debate this asshat TWICE today.John Zielger wants to be on Hardball and KO. David had to keep the gloves on during 1600 but KO’s audience would love to see blood.

Please don’t respond. I am trying to get the comment count up to 10 before anyone shows up.

Now Rod’s got an new last name: Impeachojevich!

We are at 4. I sent Elvis some 9/11 stuff to get things started.

Too bad GItheTen – you’ve been interupted.

It is because I said BJ, Huh? Dammit

So how’s things out your way, Joe?

We are suppose to get 12 inches of snow over the weekend. I am so fucking excited to get cabin fever and eat one of my puppies.

Last night’s PTT actually became girl quiet for a while with Red, Carl & PPP out postin’ the girlie girls for a few minutes. Let’s see how long it’s just guys tonight.

Damn puppy chow – unless that’s what yur callin your nuts these days.

I will be out to the gym in an hour so you guys are on your own. I am going to pull an all nighter tonight before I have to go back to college. Red should be done working hard on finding picture of Whinehouse’s penis. Really no joke.

Pam Davis is on ABC – the Blago Whistle Blower, she’s tough and wired in the bra! Boobies on the news.

NO, I call my balls #1, #2 and #3 like everyone else.

Hey, I’m here for a few minutes before I go grab a couple of beers. Didn’t see Shuster today. Was doing stupids errand shit. Does this guy Ziegler really want to take on KO? I’d love to see him get eaten alive on Maddow too.

My gymn is walking the dog – see FB puppy pix. I’m going to go now too.To all the ladies following – Hello, you are loved and deeply enjoyed, head, heart and the rest!Thanks to QT for loving all the guys on here last night!Scrib – looking forward to an Oakland update as well.Be back in a bit.

>>>Tonight! Blagojevich won’t go away. Where’s the shoe-tosser when we really need someone to toss shoes at a guy?Well, you could try but it would just get stuck in his hair. Ba-dum-bum.

I turned it off BC – that guy was way too smarky for me. That’s a smart alect trying to snarky.

My gym is curling 12 oz. bottles. The get progressively lighter as I continue to curl.

Isn’t it sad that when conservatives try to get snarky they just come off as assholes and not acerbically witty?

I’m on my life change from beer to burn. I’ve a few spots to burn off, so alas, I’m retiring the beer curl for now.This time I’m really going out with the dog.

Topics I have spent literally the last two hours discussing with Mr. The Bob Cesca on the Facespace Chatting Apparatus:

• My forthcoming book.(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “Forthcoming I says. Priiiicelesssss!)
• Early American history.
• Abraham Lincoln: Good.
• The Civil War: Bad.
• Why most animation sucks today. (No shotguns to the face of sassy ducks.)
• Seth MacFarlane: Brilliant genius or Simpsons-stealing douche? Discuss.
• The Six Million Dollar Man: Is the targeting reticle on Steve Austin’s eye toggleable? Or is it just painted on the surface of the eye? Because the latter would bug the fuck out of me.
• How Gay We Are For The White House.
• Our awesome daughters, go!*
• John Adams, tortured genius.
• Why George Lucas and Steven Speilberg suck now.
• Michael Medved: Gay?**
• The West Wing: Magnificent.
• The Great Space Coaster, Big Blue Marble, New Zoo Revue and The Hot Fudge Show: Why did all our childhood programming eat ass?
• Why America just isn’t very funny anymore, present company excluded, of course
• I’m older than Bob. That sucks balls.
• How we both wish we were lawyers. Then we could sue your fucking asses.
• C-SPAN Nerds like us don’t get laid very much. Well, Bob didn’t really say that but anyone that willingly watches 20 hours of White House documentaries on C-SPAN is seriously lacking in the booty. Shocker there, huh?

*No, don’t go anywhere near our daughters. Ever. We’ll kill you but good.** Yes.

Actually El, I think his hair has its own gravtational pull, so all you’d have to do is come close you’d make contact, except it would burn up once it hit the Blago-atmosphere so all he’d get would be ashes in the eyes. Back soon – I’m gonna belly up to the gym.

I thought I smelled smoke. It has a nice smell to it.

Hey everyone with a dong!!! The ladies are waiting to enter the PTT. Please offer your favorite PTT lady an invitation into the PTT. The sausage fest must end.

YES, GEORGE LUCAS IS A GIANT TOOL!!

Cool, I am back to writing to myself. I am counting this as my original count to 10.

GItheTEN!!! I win!!

I’m here. In a lurking mood tonight, but here nonetheless.

Female #2 alert.

is the coast clear for us wimmins to come in?

Sorry to bust up the testosterone party. I’ve been playing terrified mom for 2 hours. Turns out the little shit rode off just before dark on his dirt bike to end up at the last place I’d think to look–the father of a friend who is in CA in the Air Force–and after 2 hours I had neighbors on full red alert, circling the rural area 10 miles around and had one finger on the 911. Varrrooooom he came. I nearly got the baseball bat and the taser out (and the other think I can’t talk about) and the neighbors were collecting their various weapons of Matt destruction and lining up Airplane-style. I think I need a valium or two and a beer–a Quinlan cocktail–to bring me back down. Damn his inconsiderate ass. He’s never done that after dark. Them tings have no lights and we all pictured him with a broken whatzit and several legs and balls, unable to pull himself out of whatever cow pasture or trail he was on to get to help. And he left the stupid cellphone at the house. Shit!

So, you guys talk about your balls when we aren’t here, eh? You even name them?

…and your dongs, sausages…

My estrogen rage was too much? Balls are shriveling, named and otherwise?

Good evening ladies of the PTT. I have put away my ketchup and mustard. Yes, we talk about them none stop.DP, I am virtually *kicking* your spawn in the nuts, Heya!!!

Are the boys done comparing cock sizes now?DP, are we discussing your offspring here? Seriously, I think you may need to ship him somewhere. Preferably out of the country.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[b]DP[/b]}}}}}}}}}}}} how old is your boy? Is he in that precarious 18 to 22 range?Every male I’ve ever watched grow up became absolute idiots in that range of age. Most start to grow out of it at 23 – some require an older woman and a ready made family to start being serious about… anything. Very odd.I’m in a cheerful mood today. BJ on facebook looked at one of my least favorite pics and pronounced me beautiful. I thought I’d gotten rid of the picture, but turns out it was still there, and BJ found it.(DP, I was also surprised that mens parts had names. None of my parts have names. Any of yours?)QT

We weren’t comparing Pee-nay-nay sizes. We were playing with dolls…I mean action figures. I was Han Solo.

JOe, have at it.Kat, I’m going to contact Joe about some *options* he knows about.Thanks, QT, and he’s right there in the idiot range, a month from 21. And no, I’ve never named my ladyparts. I was afraid they might start talking to me.

I want to talk to bob on Facespace

GRRR… anyone can tell that my internet experience is mostly on discussion forums, as opposed to blogs…DP, the [b][/b] is bulletin board code for “bold” – in html its [strong][/strong] – only with triangles instead of square brackets. That was supposed to look like this:{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DP}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}QT

We aren’t cool enough to talk to Bob on Facebook, Mike. Which is why Elvis came in to nana-nana-boo-boo us. Perhaps one day we can reach that very special place. *sniff*

DP, I am not a recruiter but I know a half million of them and could get the young man the ass whooping…I mean college money he needs.

Oh, I thought it was some sort of extra hug protection. Worked for me, QT–thanks. And you have another comment or two on your picture.

Oh – if mine started talking to me, I’d be in trouble. They might go on strike or something. Or stage a sit in. Or otherwise hijack my brain. So no names for lady parts, and no talking for them either. And with that – off to cook dinner for my still mostly sane son. I shall say prayers for yours to make it to his 23rd birthday.QT

Kat, try soliciting BJs again. That works for just about anything. Sorry Mrs. Cesca, I will go wash my mouth out with soap.

Joe, how fast can you get here (and you can swing by the eastern part of the state if you win your bet)? He refuses the military, even though he loved the hell out of ROTC in HS–too two semesters and had great respect for the 2 teachers/retired officers. But he has respect for few others in the world.

GItheJoe – I do believe that @sswhooping college money is good for young men aged 18 to 22. Especially ones that can’t figure anything better to do with themselves but drive their mothers nuts.Also, hi Kat! QT

Hooked on Phonics worked for me. I am/was a bastard child and the Army fixed it. I couldn’t wait to see my parents after basic training.

Wait – did all the boys except the one who said he was leaving… leave???(always glad to have you, Joe, but there were about 4 of you before…. )QT

Hello Kat,I’m also jealous of Lee being able to have lengthy phone conversations with Bob. Off to watch K&R

I don’t know, Joe. My last offer doesn’t seem to have worked. Last I heard, Mooselini was still alive and bitching about how unfair the media is.

Mike, just barge on in there to Bob’s face. I think I have a time or two. Not that he talked back but hey, he’s busier than I am plus I’m a lowly commenter, unlike Elvis.And QT, you just described my kid to a tee.

Hi QT! I don’t think I have ever named any parts myself, although I may have had some parts given nicknames.

I will join in the wondering of how to rank higher on the Bob-chat-o-meter. Actually – if Bob and Elvis were chatting about American history, I’d have been perfectly content to just sit there and not say anything at all. I’m ok with being in awe of gorgeous men for more than their looks…Actually, I’m really really ok with it.QT

I am seriously leaving again. I want to get a good workout in before PA turns into a Glacier. I need to buy food to make it through the weekend or I will be eating puppies, that smell like Christmas.

I do wonder when Bob will pop in to comment.

Go, Joe. Much as we like to have you around… we want the puppies to live to see their first birthday. So go. And also, it seems that some of the ladies are concerned about your gluts. I read that yesterday. Very concerned. Wouldn’t want anything to happen to them. And such as.QT

I’ll withdraw some of the estrogen content here and maybe some of the guys who got scared off will come back. I’m coming down from fear and I think I need to sit on the heating pad. Billy Backson. (what is that reference from? Stephen King short story maybe, from decades ago? A kid left a message signed “Billy, back soon” but wrote it Backson and became legend among the kids–possibly for never coming back. I find myself saying it and no one’s ever asked but I’m baffled myself. Must come down now…)

>>I do wonder when Bob will pop in to comment.Huh what now?

Eeek! Bob is here!! Somebody take a picture!!

Bob sighting! Bob sighting! Red Alert! OK – Bob, your loyal fans demand at least a guideline chart. How do the rest of us lowly fans get on the Bob-chat list? How many genuflections, how much money, and whatever elses must we offer?QT

I’m back from my “workout.” Wow, it was a total testosterone to estrogen flip flop! And yes, the boys talk about their pee-nay-nays when we’re alone just like the girls have pillow fights in their panties when they’re alone… we hope.

Does anyone else get really irritated at Craig Crawford’s audible gasping for air when he’s on Countdown?

Hey Cescans, I’m back.what’s the GDA quote of this thread?

more people classified as obese than just overweight! awesome. as a straight girl my thoughts are…”if they are not gay, they are married, if they are not married they are being hauled to their wedding on a flat bed truck!!!”bob, i cringe at the thought of you reading what i write on ptt!

Tonight! Sarah Palin claims her right wingnut interview was taken out of context. I vote Sarah Palin is always out of context!

>>Does anyone else get really irritated at Craig Crawford’s audible gasping for air when he’s on Countdown?When I start up my podcast, I’ll have to treat all of you to my Craig Crawford impression. And yes, it includes loud weezing breaths.

Some of us cringe too. OH, SNAP! Just kidding, you hot. little vixen. [Still thinking of you in a bikini. ]

Speak for yourself, gypsy. Very happy to have Bob-sightings. We want more of them.QT

I like going to red alert though. Then we can ready PHAZERS AND PHOTON TORPEDOES!! ZOMG SHIELDS!!

bob, i don’t think qt can handle a simple breath from you. i can only imagine what loud audible gasping would do to her!

ZOMG! SHIELDS at 40%! Captain, we are being boarded!Ok… for the PTT, that sounds sexual. I think I’ll check out now…QT

Cr@p. Gypsy, I thought you were my friend? I mean, just because I’m likely to die at the sound of audibly-gasping Bob doesn’t mean I didn’t want it to happen. I was ready to die happy….QT

qt. [ = > and ] =

To be fully PTT-ized, QT, it would have to go something like this…ZOMG! DROP SHIELDS! YES! We are about to be boarded! Oohhh…what big phasers you have! Go ahead! *rips open uniform* Stun me!

i know. i’m crushing too…maybe bob is a “fickle bitch” like elvis?!give us a taste then leave us wanting…

@ Kat. I’m outdone. But then, that’s nothing new. @ Gypsy. Yes. Twice.QT

Nice to see things have gotten kind of dirty already…I haven’t even started drinking yet. : )

Epic: from the cover of my Latin crossword book, “Veni, vidi, sed non vici. I’m stuck on 13 across!”

Very quiet in here.

Sorry, QT. I got a little carried away. Which is nothing new either.

Lee, Sarah looks at the world with a different tint on the inside of those Kawasaki’s 704s.

Sarah wants to see Caroline under a microscope.

Go to the main page to see The Elvis, you female types.

Ha, Packy. Like it’s just the female types…

Ok… I’ll admit that in spite of his huge head, he’s a good looking man, but I don’t wanna do him or anything.

I thought he’d be wearing a white jumpsuit with a large high collar. Elvis.Tall fella, I want you on my basketball team EL D.

I love how Blagofuckich is making Rachel splutter. And seriously, he quoted Tennyson?

I thought the quote was the “I did not have sex…”. He is so guilty he’s a poetephile.

Poetephile. Heh.

Jonathan Turley just kicked some ass on Rachel. “The world views these people as war criminals.” Nice.

FUCK! My spam folder says they sold out of Rolexes. Now what?

move on to the fauxlexes girl!

It seems that as the week goes on, the PTT gets progressively stranger and progressively shorter. Obviously, there are exceptions, but I seem to be noticing a trend.

Rach just said “Extra Krispy”.

So, theo, what is strange?

All those boys who went to “work out” need to get back. We aren’t feeling their glutes, so it doesn’t particularly matter how hard they are.And I don’t know about that, Theo. We had over 300 last night. Granted, weekends are often lighter, but I think the PTT defies all explanation.

theo, we will need you to begin work asap on ptt postings and report the findings.heres a little guidline of what we will be expecting….1 Introduction to ptt2 Truth and belief3 Elements of ptt3.1 DNA example3.2 Characterizations3.2.1 Uncertainty3.2.2 Definition3.2.3 Example of characterizations3.2.3.1 DNA-characterizations3.2.3.2 Precession of Mercury3.3 Hypothesis development3.3.1 DNA-hypotheses3.4 Predictions from the hypothesis3.4.1 DNA-predictions3.4.2 General relativity3.5 Experiments3.5.1 DNA-experiments4 Evaluation and iteration4.1 Testing and improvement4.1.1 DNA-iterations4.2 Confirmation5 Models of scientific inquiry5.1 Classical model5.2 Pragmatic model5.3 Computational approaches6 Philosophy and sociology of science7 Communication, community, culture7.1 Peer review evaluation7.2 Documentation and replication7.2.1 Archiving7.2.2 Data sharing7.2.3 Limitations7.3 Dimensions of practice8 History9 Relationship with mathematics10 See also10.1 Synopsis of related topics10.2 Logic, mathematics, methodology10.3 Problems and issues10.4 History, philosophy, sociology11 Notes and references12 Further reading13 External links

Kat has my glut or gut pix that’s why she’s looking for rock hard abs to come back.You’re right Kat, the thread is a mind boggling place, my how I laugh when I review the next morning what I may have missed.

Whoa, you just rip that off gyps? Fast typist & cute!

how dare you ritz. i take my scientific methodology very serious! did i just spell all that right?

Kat – Yeah, you’re right, the PTT is beyond classification.Gyps – I don’t think it can be done.

Liked Rachel’s hair tonight.

GypsHonestSoul,I meant type fast and just rip through that list and type and post so swiftly.Didn’t mean plagiarism or lack of substantial knowledge of SM and such, there also.

if it wasn’t for copy and paste i am not sure i would be out of college!

Want to punch Chris Matthews for his continual insistence that Palin is ‘the real deal’ or some such.

where’d bob go?

Wow! Gyps gave theo some GDAB homework!

PTT REFRESH BUTTON ENGAGED!!!I am back and I brought my balls with me. Come out of lurkerville. I heard that I missed BOB. Fuck!!

(peeking through virtual window) is someone here to play with me now?

I’m here!

Curious, Joe. Do you not always have your balls with you? Or must you keep them in a jar on the mantle?

Chairman Tim Kaine is a graduate of Visitation Elementary School in Kansas City. My son is a seventh grader at Vis! He’s from my lil ole Brookside neighborhood!While I’m a tootin about these parts. Obama was at my friend’s home (Alicia and her family) the night of Michelle O’s speech to the Dem Con. Her living room was on the TV machine.Now PE Obama invited them to come on the train with him to the inauguration. Big local news splash here about.

what do you think joe’s girlfriend throws for the puppies to chew on kat? ouch…

Well, I wasn’t gonna say it, Gyps….

Kat, you forget that I am divorced and have multiple war injuries to the balls. With that being said, I only have my balls on the weekends.Adding…I am also afraid to piss in a urinal in a public bathroom.

That is very exciting, B! Right on.

ok…you guys are my online family. what do you do ladies, or gents for that matter, when all your friends (i am fairly new to charleston and don’t have a lot because i was in this relationship and yada yada yada…i held the bastards baby the other day!) try to hide a get together because it is a date thing? so fucking what? i am single! does that make me unpartiable™ (i love doing that tm thingy)what would my gdab’s do?

I am trying to get caught up on KO. Was Rachel good/naughty tonight?PALIN SAYS “ALSO” WAY MORE THAN KENNEDY SAYS “YOU KNOW”.I would comment more but I really feel that FBI is watching tonight. I say that because I haven’t heard from Jane yet.I am sure I will see her at 0300. She tries really hard to be the last comment on the PTT.

So your ex-wife has custody of your balls during the week? You got the short end of that stick, my friend.

It was a bad divorce. She got everything and I got the check.gypsy, I am not following…Slow down and try that again.I am the relationship MASTER(ignore divorce).

nevermind joe. i will just go cry in the corner a while. i’ll be fine. hehe

Hello All!Elvis, I lurrved the pics! What a good looking dude & smart as hell too ( I’m getting the vapors…).Gypsy– Anytime you want to discuss “scientific theory” meet me under the Slanket(tm). I will bring the Havarti & the Pinot Grigio.Bob!! Can’t you lure Elvis the D. into being a regular writer for the GDAB??Chilled in friggin’ Wis– The Minx

You are going to need to elaborate, Gyps. I don’t follow either. And I am the relationship epic fail. Don’t trust any of my advice.

dammit i love minx! don’t know what the hell she is talking about half the time, but i laugh! =)

So, gyps, all your friends are couples? Or are they taking “new” partners on dates? Details, baby, details.Or am I lost and not gettin it also.

ahhh, it’s not worth talking about kat. i’ll keep living.

gypsy, you got the crowd foaming at the mouth. Apparently, the PTTers like to talk about our fucked up relationship. I’m in.

Gyps is such a tease. Biyatch.

Family, we’re your family. BlogFamDamnily!PscychSoul, please let us in a little. We be hepin you if we can.

Interrupting to assess the new Rachel hair. I don’t much like it. (Sorry). But – she’s either done something new with the eyeshadow or the hair is letting the eyes show more – so that her eyes look larger and doeier than normal. I can see the fellas and Kat appreciating the look.QT

If GIthe3baller can spill the juice on his life and shit…

Oh Gyps,It sucks when friends won’t invite you to stuff just because you are “unpaired” (although I don’t know why, you are an Excellent Woman). Can you have a little chat with whoever is hosting? Maybe they think that you might feel weird being there as a single person.Minx

I like that she’s lightened the color a bit, QT. It helps to brighten up her face. And yes, the eye makeup has definitely improved.

Hey Gyps – did you see that NPH is hosting SNL tomorrow? It’s gonna be goddamn awesome!

Good point Minx, what people think about you is really them thinking about themselves. Impaired projectionists.

ok guys. here it is. i moved to charleston, one week later my ex moved here. i knew no one else here, but he has family here. it was always me with his family/friends. fast forward to me finding out about birth of his baby two months after moving to charleston. followed by fuck yous and lose the numbers. SO, now i am stuck with “sometime” friends that exclude me on “date” nights with new dates or boyfriends or husbands. jeez…see the story really isn’t worth it, is it? i’ll get over. i’m just so picky i won’t settle and all my real friends live in nc or ca.

@Gyps– When I referred to “Scientific Method” I was talking about the little assignment you gave Th-th-th-theo. Unless you want it to mean something else–Miaaoww!Minx–who still wouldn’t mind a cute nickname.

yes i did kit kat! i have had a reminder set since last week! hehe…

Kat n QT – on Rachel I just get captivated by her lovely neck.

gypsy, I am mostly nomadic and would pick up my shit and move. Get new friends. Fuck those old fuckers. You have people skills. Get one good girlfriend outside of town and do whatever girls do(pillow fight in panties). Or get multiple boyfriends and have fun with those fuckers and show up drunk and throwing yourself at random boyfriends(this is just for show). I hope that helps.

me feel weird about being single?!?! that is funny. for most of my life i have been the “single one” “third wheel” i can have the best time all by my self in a cardboard box. i’m “special” that way! hehei’m just curious as to why they exclude actually try to hide it from me.

To bad you’re friends can’t just hang at some bar and banter for a bit before the official “date” starts and they drift off as couples. That way you could hold court there and scope out the possibilities. Then add a new friend to the mix.

gi how do you not have self help books out?!?! haha

gypsy – sounds like your friends don’t really know how to juggle the two relationships. You’re new, but you need to get out and make your own friends. That way you have more resources than your ex’s relatives. Or, I could have misunderstood you entirely…I don’t like this “Talk Me Down” segment on Rachel. Very dishonest to have a guy on who agrees with her instead of someone who is trying to talk her down. I’m waiting for her to debate with someone, but there’s no debate. Is this the way it always goes?Kat – ok, yes, I missed that she lightened her hair. That could be having an impact on how her eyeshadow is showing up.QT

i’ve tried that ritz. it’s just not that easy…guys don’t really approach me.

Oh, Gypsy– Good people will come to you because you are such a cool person. If these so-called friends are acting this way they may just be feeling strange– like if they are kind to you they are disloyal to the ex-bf.Don’t worry, good people will come around– like me!!Minx

Clearly their loss, SweetSoul. I’d approach. Then I’d be hit by a purse and have to walk home.

can i just say this one thing and then let’s get back to BOOBIES!it is not the guy/couple thing i am missing, it is quality girlfriends who don’t try to make me feel bad about being single. and that is exactly what this girls do. it just makes me feel bad. ok…enough about that!BOOBIES!!!!!!!

guys don’t approach you, gyps? I’m surprised at that. Me either, actually. I’ve been trying to figure out how to either correct that, or approach guys. Very hard to figure out.QT

gypsy, you not doing something right. Try getting drunk and being the last girl in the bar. I guarantee you will be the most popular person in the room.Wait… NC contains Fort Bragg which is home to 40,000 swinging dicks. I would start there.

ritz i would NEVER hit you with my purse. i would just turn around and laugh at you! hehe… i kid i kid…i hate those bitchy girls!

Hmmm Quality Girlfriends, sounds like a marketing opportunity. There appears to be a need for an online good girlfriend service.eEstrogenery – you’re doorway to quality girlfriends.

Gypster – I was talking about Mrs. Ritter’s purse whack.

That advice goes for all women not just gypsy. It does come with a disclaimer that you may not get a quality human being but just a warm lump in the bed with you.

oh yeah gi…let’s talk about the guys at fort bragg…one time i was driving to the beach and a whole gaggle of them, yes i said a whole gaggle of them, surrounded our car jerking off to us! and we didn’t just see the hands in motion!!!i pass on fort bragg dudes!

It’s so funny how everyone talks about Rachel’s hair or makeup. I read an interview with her in my “women’s” magazine (okay, it was Curve) and she says that the hair/makeup are just for the show only & done by stylists. She hates the stuff & wouldn’t wear it except that you almost have to on TV or no one sees your face.

OK, I don’t have an Uterus but I have touch one before. That being said, every single girl I have ever met has talked shit about her girlfriends the second they get out of voice range. I really don’t think quality girlfriends exist. I may be wrong and DP will probably give me a kick tomorrow. Couldn’t you get a non fucking boyfriend to have fun with. Shopping my be harder but that is why GOD created the intertubes…Oh and porn.

i don’t want a warm lump! i am tired of the casual. i need a lot more to open up my honey pot! but don’t think i haven’t got a regular who comes into town! a girls got to do what a girls got to do!qt the only guys i can approach are the ones i just want to play with…

I am in need of quality girlfriends, too. When I’m feeling good everyone is working or with family. Then they want to get together when I feel crappy. Say “I can’t” enough, and POOF!!No Friends.

See now ladies, I find this hard to fathom.We have two amazing pearls in the sand heap of life right here on the GDAB. (Not excluding any of the beautiful girls here, you all are, know that)As I got to meet you (QT & GS) both quickly struck me as unique gifts that I’m glad to know.So, how does that get to happen in another context.Yes, I’m being inductive…help me out here, peeps.

no way joe…they exist and you can go to my facebook and check them out…there is only one or two on there that would not have my back no matter what!!! i don’t fill my life just to fill it. i fill it with people and things that mean everything to me. i would rather die than hurt one of my quality girlfriends!

**crickets**

My alabama GF says it is a northern bitch thing and it may be true.

thanks ritz, but you are rare!gi how dare you drag that girl up there into bitch-hood and snow! she must really love your ass!

Well, ‘night all. Time for quality drugs… The pain is kicking my ass, hands & shoulders.The Minx

Dunno, BJ. What other contexts do you suggest? I’m a hard customer. Joe recommends being the last woman in the bar – I never step foot into bars, don’t drink, and won’t be flopping into any bedsheets with anyone I just met. So… there you have it. Most men don’t interest me because in social settings they are more drunk than not, or seem to only be interested in what I’m not offering. The men who I might be interested in are largely already married, and if they aren’t already married, they don’t seem to be overwhelmingly interested in me.Scuse me while I laugh at the commemorative plate – talking about our prez-elects “confident smile and kind eyes.” Seriously – that makes me blush for his sake.QT

nite minx! feel better!

Queen, Oh, maybe coffee house (shop) Latte Cafe, or whatev these are called in your area.You’re a public transit commuter. I’ve met great people on the daily bus commute. Usually more at the stops than on the rolling stock.Midwest people tend to talk on planes, trains and auto buses.Drinking houses definitely don’t suit you at all.Did you meet anyone cool while campaigning for Obama?

well qt i do step into bars and most of the time you can not convince me i am not a brazilian dancer, so this gets the attention but all the wrong attention!!! which is far worse i think! but momma like ta daunce! hehe

Good night Minx, rest well and wake refreshed after dreaming of chocolate, roses and a new puppy for a friend.

kat, don’t forget to avoid glancing at ferguson’s hands!

gypsy, I don’t know what I did but it must have been good because this place sucks. I promised her we would go some place south in May. Hopefully, I didn’t lie.

So is it the not so good girl friends that give you, the brazilian, the wrong attention? Or is it the brazilian dance fetishites?

you guys have to come to charleston! i could be your third wheel! hehe

Gyps, Heh.

You all are the best…Especial thanks to you, Ritzy, you give the nicest good-dream wishes!Minx

you could also help me fight the marines over their sonars that is beaching whales!bj, i would have to say it is my booty shaking that gets the wrong attention. but enough about that. i hate talking about myself. (said the girl who HAS been talking about herself for hours)

So how does one fight a marine sonar?Unplug it?Sorry about the whales. Must drive ‘em nuts. Like having a radio playing in your teeth.

You are in the clear, we asked about you.Truth be told, I don’t have a third ball but it is always a good way to enter into the conversation.Sorry the Bragg Babies showed you their junk. I am not a big fan of Fort Bragg or the soldier they produce. I don’t like soldiers that can’t be team players.

you can call and have them message the vessel.it is so sad to see pods getting beached or damn close! the baby whales get it worse.i was paddling one day and a baby whale trying to get out of the water hit my board and i fell directly on it! i felt so sorry for it but it was such a cool experience!

Joe, you will go south, to Afghanistan, don’t lose hope. I.e. suck up, boy! What you got to worry bout in this world, cept dear jon? And that’s not happening bro!

It’s 11:25 PM and I am about to fry a Ribeye. Goood god! Life couldn’t get better than this even if i could suck my own dick!

If you like whale pods, check out my friend’s awesome blog Notes from the Kelp.Alex has great whale pictures, you may have to look back a bit to find them, and great music to accompany your nosing around.She is a fabulous composer.

PPP, I think I read that wrong because it sounds like midnight shit talking and I have had plenty of coffee for some of that. I will wait for a heartfelt apology before open up upon you.

wow…ppp enters the ptt swinging! again, my lyrically flow is so sick!

Gyps, it’s not everyone who gets to hug a baby whale.PPP – welcome back.This thread has been interesting, fun, supportive and funky tonight. Like Kat said, “defies explanation”.I think the rest went to bed.

ritz that blog is so interesting and calming. i do love wildlife so much!

Joe?Apology? After I told you your worst fear will never be a concern for you? umm, not sure what to say…But, if you feel the need to open up on me I assure you, i am able to swallow it. In fact, I do it willingly, and I give you my heart to destroy in battle, so little do I think of it

Yes, life on an island in the San Juans must be peaceful and calming. Alex has some great essays in her .org sight as well.If you go back, post there and tell her I sent ya.You know Gyps, the whole gang went over to the Elvis Thread. All the late night banter is happin there.

i am not surprised. i was a downer tonight! i think i am going to sleep now so hopefully they will return. nite

PPP, I didn’t think I read that correctly. My apologizes. I am really jacked up on caffeine and need to detox.I am damn sure I will be in Afghanistan within a year. The Dear John thing won’t happen because my girl is an Iraq Vet. She knows the deal and I do too.

Goodnight Gypsy,I don’t think you’re a downer at all. You are just working through stuff and that’s okay.May your dream tonight be of a hot sensitive guy who loves whales and can speak intelligently about any subject, may he sweep you away with his charm and Ferrari.

Nite gypsy.

Go Joe!Go Joe!Go Joe!And be safe

PPP, are you on FB? If so please identify yourself so I can give you more info that isn’t PTT friendly.

Joe,I’m not on facebook. Nor MySpace, or any other. It’s too much of a pain in the ass with my profession, and all the info I have to give to the regulatory group (won’t name them specifically, because we in the industry think they troll the internet looking for mentions of their name) just to wipe my butt, or engage in a convo with friends on the web. That’s why i blog anonymously, and I’m paranoid enough with that because i haven’t reported it. I don’t really want to take any more chances. My business sucks enough right now the way it is, the last thing i need is for “them” to fine me for non-compliance.Sorry to be such a wuss, but I have a daughter to support.

I thought you worked for the CIA, FBI, NSA. It all makes sense now. I am not a huge fan of FB put it is so damn addicting now that I am using it.