Prime Time Thread

Fuck I hate that man. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. He represents everything that is wrong with America. Yes, more than Palin and Bush.

Whassup, Angry Joe.I am in an Angry Fucking Mood myself. I relish vicarious vengeance. Have you got a shiv? (And a passport?)

I am about to phone a friend in the Arab world to wake this asshole up. Just a scare and maybe a wheelchair or missing limbs. My buddy only has one eye.

Count me in, J&J (not J&B, the whiskey). It’s an AFM kind of day. I’d love an angry mob right about now. Especially a Really Snarky one.

Would the GDAB QOTW cheer you three up?

Hit me, Theo.

The Worst President Ever™ could be interviewed by the Worst War Correspondent Ever™.That would be a hoot.And Joe… I’ll have you know that I am FAR better looking than Joe Warfelschnocker or whatever his name is.

Not enough, Thesers, not enough. Not me.But Joe’s one-eyed friend might.

Everyone go look at Packy’s FB and see what I did today. That will chap anyones ass.

Great job, Theo. Ah, the energy of youth. Or even forty…

Angry day? I’m good at this.Anyone catch that cunt (yes, harsh word but if anyone deserves it she does) on the View? Real cute of her to suggest Barbara Walters (a Jew) would be a fan of Mein Kampf.I think she could be an exception for my disdain for waterboarding.

GDAB QOTW posted at Facebook, also available on Flickr athttp://www.flickr.com/photos/33570360@N03/3192099029/.As always, I’ll plug for my amateur photography and ask people to check out my other photos.

I read on HuffPo a report about J the P’s first day on the job. He actually asked an ISRAELI reporter if he thought Israel was bad, such as…

I have a stiletto for Joe. More specifically, for Joe’s ass. The Plumber, mind you. I have no issues with The GI. Or his ass. Although Packy might.

C-word, View–must be Hasslebitch.

*Checks watch7:20Already getting dirty…

Axl, I can’t believe you suffered through any more of that shit than I did (and I did). Aren’t you the Hedonist and all? Hedonize thyself doctor!And Packy, I gotta say I do see a similarity…you have more hair though! You win!

Is “I have a stiletto for…” a new euphemism?

Jane,don’t sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Oh… I am wounded… this cuts to the bone.. and here I thought you guys were my friends.I guess I’ll have to post a FB picture of Anne Coulter’s penis instead.

Yes, DP! And welcome home! xxxooo

Thanks Jane, I knew I wasn’t the only that was high today.

*waving at Jane* Thank you! I was about to call you a bitch for not speaking to me all day. I take the thought back.Going out for smoke and let the rain fall on my eyebrows to cover the tears over having a question too stupid for the Robot Dude to even qualify with a “you’re stupid” answer. Wait, it’s not raining.Ah, it does feel like home, Ms. The Jane. *faints from exhaustion*

@ JaneYeah I know, I’m supposed to know better. I got caught with my proverbial pants down and now I’ll have to drink the pain away.

Axl. you forgot to send me flowers for my grief. My Cats fucking BOMBED.

No, DP, not an euphemism. Mr. Cesca placed an order for flying shoes, and I was merely suggesting a style. Goodness, you would think all my comments were sexual in nature or something. Hmmph.

@ DPYeah… no fucking kidding they did. My sincerest condolences to you.

Anyone know how to make a really good lobster?

theo,got 3.5 billion years?

Kat–yes, you would.Axl–Oh Jebus, thank you. I’ve never hit my head on the wall so many times (once per turnover). Jake Delhomme had his head up his ass. Or somewhere.

The whole thing or just the tail, theo?

Theo, I’d say treat it with kindness and understanding in its formative years.It’s more nurture, than nature, y’know.

Kat: SEE???

smartasses, all.

well, except Kat – I think the whole thing.

Theo, did you really expect them to answer any other way? (I just deja vuued–not a word, I know–to a scene in Blazing Saddles).

See what?? I’m trying to answer theo’s question because it sounds like she wants lobster for dinner!! You know…maybe it’s not me….

@ TheoGet a big ass pot, boil some water, throw some spices in it, throw the lobster in it (alive), pay no mind to the ‘screaming’ (just air coming through the shell) and give it about eight to ten minutes.Then eat that fucker like your life depended on it with some sauteed butter.

Theo,Lobster Thermadorehttp://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1645,155166-239202,00.html

hehe, anyone wanna come over for dinner tomorrow?

NOOOOOOO the pain!

And Axl, what are you doing with an ass pot?Kat, you are contagious. Harumph. (That guy didn’t harumph!–that movie seems to be stuck on me tonight).

@ DPIt’s… it’s…I don’t want to talk about it… ; )

And I’m not sure I should hear…

Harumph indeed. Sorry fans.

Phone again, eh Jane? Or too many cats taped to you. Gonna be 14F around here in a few nights. Get out the superglue. And take advice from Packy.

I’m back (for now). I am so goddamn sick of cats I could puke. (Perhaps I shouldn’t be eating their heads.) But Packy, it is cold enough that I closed the door and lit the gas logs.I made the mistake of watching some of W’s presser today and have had a massive tic in my eye ever since.

Nom de Soir.

To Whom it May Concern:Bob and I had a chat this morning, and he gave his blessing to the idea of an email campaign to get him a guest shot on Maddow, Olbermann, Daily Show and/or Colbert Report. He seemed a little surprised and flattered. Kind of humbled, actually.So here we go:Rachel’s email is rachel@msnbc.com.The email for Olbermann’s show is countdown@msnbc.com.To leave a message for Stewart’s and Colbert’s show is: http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml.Bob told me if this were successful, it would be far more than his publisher did to promote his book.More than promoting his book, I really think Bob would be a great guest.If these people get 20 or 30 emails all asking for Bob to be a guest, they might at least ask “who the f-ck is Bob Cesca?” and get someone on their staff to check him out.Hey – if we can raise $10K for Barack Obama, we surely can send a few emails to help get Bob some more audience, can’t we?Go!

Nom du Soir. Dumbass.Nobody tell Les Natzis.

We’ve got light snow (3″ or so, light because it’s going to be) -1 for a low.Thank God, for a second there, I thought they said +1

Bush said today…”When I get out of here, I’m getting off the stage.”All I can say is THANK YOU GOD! Or whoever is running this universe!And I LOVED that Ann Cunt got bitch slapped today for being able to dish it out, but not able to take it on The View!

How about O’reilly? I’d love to see Bob verbally bitch slap him. Or, maybe even a physical bitch slap would be effective. It all depends

I love Packy’s idea. I’m in.

Keith’s covering dubya’s press conference. He was less than impressed…and this is my first chance to see any of it. what an ass.why can’t BushCo be over already.Oh, I agree with Packy & my emails are already sent

Gaaaah I hate this man. He’s such a dick. I just… I want to go into specifics here but goddammit…He’s just. Such. A. Dick.

Mary, are you talking about Coulter? I’d pay-per-view that…

YES, Keith, that’s what I was screaming about the Coast Guard. Made me insane to hear that shit.

I couldn’t even read the whole Joe the Plumber story… I was having trouble with the idea that we should go back to the “good old days” of propaganda movies. And this is what passes for a “war correspondent” for pjmedia?Gah!QT

holy shit!! Go, Keith!If you’re not watching, watch at 10!

PCubed,I doubt Billo’s fan base will buy Bob’s book, but I think Bob could take him one-handed. Why not? Send BO’s show one too. But YOU have to find that contact, I don’t want his cookies on my machine (if you know what I mean).By the way – When I wrote the Colbert Report staff, I pointed out that being a big guy and an avid cyclist, there was no doubt that Bob could kick Colbert’s ASS at leg-wrestling!Smart-ass might gt their attention.Plus, I believe the lad can do ‘er.

I couldn’t even read the whole Joe the Plumber story… I was having trouble with the idea that we should go back to the “good old days” of propaganda movies. And this is what passes for a “war correspondent” for pjmedia?Gah!QT

If he’s not drunk, he’s insane. “the universality of freedom”?No brain, no pain….

Oh, Keith is doing a lovely job. But, damn, that press conference was agonizing. And I think we need to pass out towels to at least the first 3 rows of the Press Corps after that feargasm Bushie blew everywhere.

Ceu, do you want to gouge your eyes out yet?

Yes, jane. Coulter was the cunt I was referring to. She’s such a bottomless pit of putrid hypocrisy! I didn’t want to watch her at first, but was glad to see her put in her place…at least a little bit.

Okay. I completely admit it. I’m dumb and new here. Is ceu actually Bob posting?

I want to rip them out and stuff them in my ears.

Mary, I think I love you.

RE Joe the Plumber:How can ANYONE who is a war correspondent for something called “Pajama Media” be taken seriously? It sounds like something from 23/6.

Ceu is Not Bob, but she is the most Serious and the Smartest one here, most if not all of the time. She is also “Chris”, a mild-mannered newspaper reporter.

I missed something, guys, are you talking about the press conference or about coulter or both?

You’re MY kinda gal, Mary.

Ok. Thanks for the love ceu. I’m somewhat clueless, but you sound to me like Bob.

Theo: yes and yes.

Wolffie quoting from ‘Macbeth.’ Miaow.

Jane. What a kind thing to say, even though it’s demonstrably untrue.Richard Wolffe is remarkably sane for having covered Bush for 8 years.Oh – moose & helicoptor…

When the hell will Joe (not actually Joe, not actually a licensed plumber, who also did not pay his taxes) the Plumber’s 15 minutes be up already!?!

Mary, that was quite an entrance.

Not “the Scottish play”! Keith will now break an arm or something.

OH GOOOOOOD another smirky dickish response.I cannot take it. Just fucking kill me NOW.(On a lighter note, didja see the Afghan effigy?)

oh, very nice.

Oh, dontpanic23, this isn’t my virgin visit to this site, last time I was here I was bitch-slapped for being an ass, and I hope/think I learned my lesson.

Hey, you were one a them Natzis, weren’t you Mary?

Sorry for earlier double post. And, yes, I’m going to join the email campaign.But – if Bob’s publisher is laming out on the job… can we revive my idea of a book tour? We each can contact a local bookstore and make a request. Matter of fact, Bob, can’t we ask your publisher to organize a tour? I’m on record as promising to buy a hardcopy of your book in exchange for a signature…and I promise to keep my hands (mostly) to myself…Bit of self promotion… everyone have a look at my new improved website! Its so pretty now! QT

and Jonathan. could this broadcast get any better?

jane… I hate to admit it, but if you are referring to a grammar natzi, then, perhaps it was me. Guilty as charged.

Welcome back, Mary. I admit to being very impressed with your acclimation skills. QT

I think Jonathan Turley is on the verge of organizing a march upon the White House.

And Bernie Sanders won one for the good guys!

Takes balls, Mary. (Where is GI??) Lady Balls. Thatchers.

QT – I don’t know if the publisher is actually laming, but I got the distinct impression that book sales aren’t what Bob had hoped for.A guest spot on one of these shows would help, I’m sure.So would a book tour.

mary didn’t you have a religion fight on here?

Jonathan was on Public Radio today, too, ripping a new one.

So they fixed that Smithsonian Bush portrait plaque issue? W0ot!

jane, why are you torturing yourself?

Nope, gypsysoul. No religion fight in me. I’m a mutt. 1/2 Irish/Catholic, 1/4 Mexican/Catholic, 1/4 Lebanese/Catholic…completely non-practicing…more agnostic/spiritual than anything else. And to top it off, formerly married to a Muslim from Kabul, Afghanistan.Put that in your pipe and smoke it…

Ex-Catholics in the house! *Raises the roof*

(wiping sweat) good. that lady was batshit crazy!

Theo: the New England way to do Lobsters is to use a steamer pot. In the bottom part put water, sea salt, a stalk of celery or two, and maybe a cup of wine or two if you want. Bring the water to a brisk boil. Put your lobsters, live, into the upper part of the steamer and put the lid on. Give them about 10 minutes or so.Serve with melted butter. Special NE props to you if you tear into the head/body of the lobster too – there’s a bunch of good meat in there, but it’s messy to get at.

Damn, kill a crustacean, kill the thread.

well….screaming lobsters being boiled alive is not exactly an exciting topic… no offense meant.And now Rachel’s hitting Bush. go, Rachel!

Am I crazy or what, never tasted lobster in my life…poverty stricken here.

God I love Rachel!!! I wish I were gay! I would so worship her if I was!

Mary, surprisingly enough, lobster is the cheapest it’s been in years up here. At $3.69/lb, it’s cheaper than bologna.

Mary, i’m a native New Englander & I’ve tasted it once. I have a thing about eating food that’s dead eyes are staring at you……

hey…is thing on ?!?!? where’d everyone go/

Well, just pluck the damn eyes out, or turn him around the other way. Jeez – the human race would have died out 5,995 years ago if the Adam and the Eve were squirmish about consuming creatures.

>> hey…is thing on ?!?!? where’d everyone goI think they all ran out to their local all-night lobster emporium.

Alan, you’ve got me contemplating a run to New England right now. $3.69/lb.?! I’ll look that sucker right in the eyes while I melt some butter.

mmmm butter….mmmm eyes….

See? Jane knows what I’m talking about.Sometimes I draw eyes on my hamburgers. You know, because I’m Irish and those two somehow correlate.

mmmmm Irish….mmmmm hamburgers….

Jane, have you been huffing markers again?Good girl.

There are few things I’d rather do than eat lobster.And having the lobster watch me? mmmmm….

A lobster walks into a bar, and takes a seat on a bar stool.The bartender sees him and says, “Say! We have a drink named after you!”The lobster is stunned. He replies: “You have a drink named Eric?”BadumpBump!

Ladies and gentlemen, Packy! Try the veal.

Thanks ladies and germs, I’m here all week.

mmmmm iiiiinnnnnnk….

Mmmm, veal. Baby cows and steamed crustaceans. Can I get a ceaser salad, with anchovies, with my surf and turf please?

I shouldn’t have started this. Although, with all the advice, now I really want lobster.

oh my god I’m just now watching the Bush conference

What are the lobster prices like where you live, Theo?Will you have to borrow from a prawnbroker to make the purchase?

anyone watching “W.T.F. (W. Thanks and Farewell)?

Listening to KO here.We get it later than you people back in civilization.Heh.That’s true on so many levels.Heh.

Let us know how they turn out theo. I’ll probably have them again this weekend too, now that I’m thinking about them.Since we’re on the theme, who here on the GDAB like oysters? (They don’t look at you.)

it is on currenttv, it has cartoons!!!!

Theo, want in one hand, shit in the other…

Mary in Omaha amn, I love Rachel Maddow. Her beauty and brains make her the sexiest woman on TV . If I were’nt already married to the braniest, most beautiful, sexiest woman on the planet, I would be knocking on her door in a New York minute. If she weren’t gay. Hell, I’d be knocking anyway.

I have no idea what the lobster prices are around here (Sacramento, CA), Packy. If it’s too much, we probably just won’t get it.

Vera, please tell us more…a W farewell with cartoons? Sounds intriguing…

I’m also oddly attracted to the Maddow. Is it because men want what they can’t have? Or we secretly want a strong, intelligent woman? Or is it the blazer cleavage? I’m going with the blazer cleave.

OK, I am back and Bush is fucking lying!!!

Theo – it’s not exactly the same, but Alaskan King Crab is a very palatable alternative.Trust me on this.

Yeah, did I just read that: Bush farewell with cartoons? Where can one see such shenanigans?

Clazer Beave!

Joe my friend – Bush lying ain’t exactly a newsflash.

it has a very educational cartoon about how he fucked up with Katrina, state of the union speech and it did sound like the actual words a la tina fey, with kos and comics commenting….now they are doing a cartoon of the decision to wiretap us….damn this is funny! and now he is talking to bin laden….and cheney doing his noise…”hehe” jon stewart does it the best though, sean connery is there now

Packy: good advice.KO just made a Sorkin reference – I might need to be alone for a while.

Packy, Alaskan King Crab is great! It’s actually more expensive here right now, but we splurge on it sometimes anyway.Damn, I’m hungry tonight.

See, lurkers? It is teh easy to wake up a prime time thread (PTT). Dew Drop Inn!

somebody say oysters?!?!i like raw oysters, roasted oysters, grilled oysters, smoked oysters, baked oysters, fried oysters…so umm yeah i like oysters…nothing like oysters, hot sauce, and tequila…yummie

ok bush is now dracula, cheney is frankenstein!! hilary is the good witch glenda reprimanding them on habeus corpus and torture

I knew I liked you gypsy – oysters are the food of the gods.

Gypsy, I get the impression you like almost anything, as long as it’s accompanied by tequila.

Jesus, has anybody read this today?

“I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war (sic). I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what’s happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it’s asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone’s got an opinion and wants to downer-and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.”

So, basically, Joe wants to watch Saving Private Ryan and imagine that’s what’s happening in Iraq. Because those facts and nuances really agitate his plumbing arm. You know, the one he might use one day when he becomes a millionaire plumber.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/joe-the-plumber-fights-wi_n_157239.html

ok bush is now dracula, cheney is frankenstein!! hilary is the good witch glenda reprimanding them on habeus corpus and torturebush is waterboarding cheney, pricelessdamn i wish i was smart enough to do one of those commercial thingies…pricelessanyone?

damn, my tequila secret is out…and don’t you mean god’dess?!

Why are we talking about forbidden food? I am a Christian remember. Dicks!!

sorry about the double post, i am still a rookie with this

Due to my decreasing mental acuity (due to my advanced years), I am having trouble trying to PTT AND watch KO and/or Rachel at the same time. So like the movie..somethings gotta give…oh ..and I love lobstah rolls…

With all that in mind, has anyone tried lemon-butter crab or lobster? I’m kinda a seafood virgin – my only experience is fried calamari and sushi.

you know what’s disgusting? Those friggin’ soft shell crabs in Balto. They put them on Parker House rolls and eat them, their little legs hanging over the edges.

i thought forbidden food was beans? hehe

Vera – What the hell are you watching? What channel?

Redmond,Shut the fuck up!!! I am just getting over the stupidity behind that statement. Read first post of PTT. Akmad is going to help me. Let me see if I still have his number.What is the area code for Cuba?

W.T.F. (W., Thanks and Farewell) on currentit really is wonderful

Cause I’m a bit behind:Oyster rules as do lemon butter crab and lobster. Really, lobster just rules in general.As for Rachel, I say all three. She’s whip smart, a lesbian and blazer cleave wins.I mean, what more could a guy want… I mean, except for the whole she likes women thing. But guys are kind of into that too…

What’s the gender-neutral term for gods and goddesses? Ah, yeah, oyster-eaters.Oysters are the food of the oyster-eaters!I dunno, doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I’m thinking this a dish network thing, which I do not have.

seafood virgin?!?! in cali? the only thing i eat is seafood! i am expecting mercury poison anyday now!

that moose looks so fucking alarmed.

Jeezzzz…next you’ll be extollng the virtues of quahogs and muscles.

Ah. Online TV.

direct tv packy…sorrymaybe it will be on their site….the bush administration in cartoons, bushisms and all

I like bearded clams minus the beard.

gi >> I like bearded clams minus the beardthat’s what she said…

I know, Theo, looks fucked up, doesn’t it? (the Moose in the Flying Diaper.) Can’t possibly be pleasant for the moose, being relocated so violently and all…

And GI gets the first QOTW.

Hello to Mary and VeraLynn!It’s wonderful that you came back, Mary, We are a kind, loving, horny group.Am now typing with the kitteh on my arm & my finky husband has turned off “The Bachelor”…feh!!

Damn ceu, you don’t like soft shell crabs? Okay, I’ll admit it, there’s not too many foods I don’t like.Curiously, the two foods on my no-fucking-way list both start with the letter “B” – bananas and beets. I’m not too fond of lima beans either (there’s that damn “b” again) but I have had them prepared in ways that make them kind of okay.Yeah, yeah, I know, bananas are good for you, the perfect food, blah, blah, blah. I just don’t like the taste, okay?

Y’all like Rachel for the moles. Admit it.

are the quotes up theo? dumb question…i will just go check! so why am i still typing this and post…

Thank you theo. I couldn’t of done it without gypsy showing me what a “Clam” was and Jane showed me the beard.

>> Jeezzzz…next you’ll be extollng the virtues of quahogs and muscles.Yep, both good. Steamers too. And squid – calamari is yummy.

Alan: I don’t like bananas either. Blech.Gyps: Yeah, and it’s long this week. Travis D, if you’re lurking, you got in this week.

Alan, would you eat grubs or live squid?They don’t start with a B.

i love bananas. STOP LAUGHING!

again, forgive me if i have done this wrong…but you can see a snippet at the following sitegood night allhttp://current.com/items/89709378/w_t_f_w_thanks_and_farewell_a_look_back_at_the_bush_years.htm

I showed Joe the beard? Oh, he must mean his girlfriend.

jane i always brace myself before clicking your links!

Gypsy, just take a shot. You’ll be fine.

Alan – it may have something to do with puking up clam fritters at Misquamicut. Scarred me for life. [I have the same reaction to cotton candy...for the same reason.]

Bracing myself for Joe going all Israel on my FB…

They don’t sound appetizing, but in the right context I might try grubs, just to see what they are like.Live squid, as in sushi? Sure, no problem. I don’t know that I’d put a squirming squid in my mouth to swallow it, but I have no problem with it being mere seconds after the squirmimg.

alright, guys, sorry to bring this up again, but the vast recipes on the internet are scaring me.what’s the best way to cook crab?

Jeebus, Chris, do they send you to a special class to pronounce all that shit up there?

Same with lobster…. boil the fuckers.

at someone else’s house, theo

She has soft hands and an adams apple just the way I like it.

Jane: what are you referring to?

>> Jeebus, Chris, do they send you to a special class to pronounce all that shit up there?No, they don’t. If you attempt it, and say it wrong, you’ll puke. I’m thinking that’s what got ceu.

Alan, Domino’s in Seoul had a squid pizza. Ringed with sweet potato. And instead of packets of garlic butter, they give you sweet pickles (?).Freaked the (stupid) Americans out.

jane i have actually met that catwoman briefly. have no idea what she was saying to me so i just smiled. she walked off and said “dumb as rocks” hahaha.

gypsy, you talking about Joe’s girlfriend?If that “woman” called you stupid you should take it as a compliment.

Theo: depends somewhat on the type of crabs. King crab – steam them, like the lobsters. Dungenes or Chesepeake Bay blue crabs, boil them with Bay Seasoning.Seafood really is the simplest thing to cook, as long as you don’t need all the stuffing and cream sauce and stuff.

axl, you so el-eh-gant-tae with your food cookery talk

hey..did someone say Misquamicut?!?!

What shit? Misquamicut? You pronounce it just the way it’s written Miss-qualm-i-cut. stress on the second syllable, I think (can’t tell ’cause i say it fast, ya know?”The tough ones are in Maine, like Pemigawasett and Androscogin. New Hampshire has a few – Ashuelot (and yes, they do laugh when people pronounce it wrong) and Coos (it’s two syllables).In PA, Schuylkill stumps a lot of folks.

thanks to alan, ceu and axl.

my favorite RI place is Quonochontaug,i have no idea how to say it.

Alright, bedtime for me. Off to dream of steamed, boiled, broiled, or grilled sea creatures.Chat with you all on the ‘morrow…

Chris, that’s the one, Schuylkill. I still dunno how to say it, even after all the campaigning. All I remember is Colbert misunderpronouncing it.

ceu >> Ashuelot?! did you just call me a bitch ass ho in new hampshire-en?

Yikes! What’s with the sea food tonight?!

like you don’t know minx…meow

How soon before Joe the Plum gets his own reality show? Or becomes the next Bachelor? or a guest judge on Top Chef??? (no, they wouldn’t do that…would they?)

Mmmm. Geoduck.

It’s sorta like “School Kill” but the end of School is gutteral. a cross between school & skull.And, no, gypsy. The Ashuelot is a little river thru Keene ….where there are a number of bitch ass hos, IIRC. (yes, I did leave there. why do you ask?) Ash-we-lot, stress on the we.Just think, the next time you guys come to New England you can be not laughed at! Unless you try to buy some of those disgusting maple sugar candies. (shudder)

Mmmmm….Tofurducken….

they’ve used geoduck on Top Chef once. looks….not good.

Ceu, your Indians (ha!) have more fucked-up words than our Indians. (Am I right, Ash?)

jane you ain’t neva lied!

Ceu’s Indians musta got more blankets than ours.What, too soon?

that may have been the best Daily Show segment ever.

haha…and shut the fuck up!

Oooohhh, Maple Sugar Candy… I’m just kidding…Actually, there is NOTHING, repeat, NOTHING that I wouldn’t do for Rocky Road Fudge right now. Argghhhh!!

nonsense. Mine were the Pequots & the Mashantucket – perfectly non-fucked up.Have you recovered from the press conference yet, you poor dear? I can’t imagine watching the whole thing…

Ceu, How many times have I told you?Joe the Plumber and Reality™ should NOT be used in the same sentence!

I just cain’t see to type, Chris. And I didn’t watch the whole thing. Just…enough.

Minx,They’re talking Indian words. Tell ‘em about Oconomowoc. (spell check just told me I misspelled socioeconomic)

theo…quote alert!Ceu’s Indians musta got more blankets than ours.What, too soon?Posted by: jane from The Hague at January 12, 2009 11:06 PMi am still laughing about it!

LOL! That’s a mouthful, PolParPoo.Packy – scariest thing is that for too many, Joe the Plum IS reality. Can you believe it?

Joe the Plumber is about as real as this leprechaun here telling me to drink.Wait a minute, GI, get out of my office!

This is some scary shit.http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/israel_iran_attack_plan/2009/01/12/170485.htmlHate to be a buzzkill, but if Israel attacks Iran, it’s time to head for the hills with extra bullets.

Drink, Boobmaster, drink…

P3, I’m gonna (re)kidnap Elvis and head for The Tahiti.

If Elvis isn’t available, look me up.

guys i am trying to bump into stephen colbert’s neighbor/friend to try to get our bobgod an in on his show! with the husband, i am trying running with what boobs i have as exposed as much as someone running with a wild pack of dogs can run. with the wife, i am dressing really “golfie” and hoping a child will fall in the direction of traffic so i can grab it as the hero!any other suggestions?

PPP – are you my dad? you seem…quite a lot like him.

oh shit, i want a sex slave on an island! who’s left?! or can i join you jane?! you won’t be able to see me past elvis’ big head!

@ theo:Is this what inspired your culinary queries?George the Giant LobsterI’m a bit media-deprived (can only watch Rachel and Keith online, e.g.), so thinking maybe I was originally missing the possible obviousness of your lobsterishness tonight when I saw this.Yep, jane, those Algonquin words can be quite the tongue-tiers, can’t they? (says the Anishinaabemowin/Chippewa-monikered wabewawa, whose handle is actually related to her daughter’s middle name, who is ~1/3 Native American via 4 different Nations, but mostly Chippewa)

Jane – guilty as charged.

Gyps, the jogging-with-the-dogs and the wearing-of-the-khakis seem like goddamn awesome plans. I can offer nothing further.Heckuva job, Olly!

Eesh, sorry wabewawa, I was scrolling and thought Jane had written that. So:wabewawa: guilty as charged. couldn’t help it, that huge motherfucker looked yummy.Gypsy, misinterpret that as you will.

Anishinaabemowin? Seriously? That one’s horrible.

Gypsy,With men the direct route is the best route. Just come right out with it. Subtle displays of boobs are nice, but if you want to show the bubbles, you have to remove the tarp

one last thing on the blankets….http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-401.htmlyou may not want to look, gypsy

That’s noble of you, Gypsy. No one could ask more.

Geez, Theo. You mean the moles comment? Way to make a girl scroll.

>> guilty as charged. couldn’t help it, that huge motherfucker looked yummy. quote time!and leave it out of context…hehe

I still think you meant the moles.

gyps: you mean, have I finally been nominated for a GDAB QOTW quote? tears

this is my favorite native shirt!http://www.carryabigsticker.com/images/Home_security_1492_TS_logo.jpgi still have to work on the link thingy…

Gyps, I loved that Ghost Ship clip (the other day) soooooo much I cannot say. Was awesome.

i loves me some gore!

yes theo. that was top quality kat-aprovable funny!

where’s the brothers? their absence can not be good! jane what did you do to them? i think only elvis could handle you!

Gyps: according to the facebook, GI went to bed.

theo opined:

Eesh, sorry wabewawa, I was scrolling and thought Jane had written that.

Well, I know I’m feeling as complimented now as ceu did when Mary thought she was Bob. Even though it was purely accidental and not based on style. Just to see “thought Jane had written that,” whew.

>>>Gyps: according to the facebook, GI went to bed.pansy ass… it’s like he’s trying to get an education or something.

WabewawawawawaMMawewawa, she just meant it sounded like a thousand monkeys banging on a thousand typewriters.But thanks!

Well, ding-dang it, get a rope and hang it, I guess I just got “typefaced” for the first time. Threads should come with a warning to compose posts somewhere else and then C&P here.The missing missive was mainly directed to ceu. Here’s one for your next party:Awenenag gaashkaabaagweyeg?(Who all here’s thirsty?)Haven’t confirmed it, but I swear Ojibwe/Chippewa has got to be the most polysyllabic language, next to Welsh.

WabewawawawawaMMawewawa

Yegawds, jane, don’t you know better than to try to make up words in another language? Do you have any idea what you just said?! It’s like going to another country and accidentally flipping someone the bird when you were just trying to straighten your glasses or something.j/k (or maybe not, for all I know … I had to call the half-Chippewa dad-person ex to the get the “thirsty” phrase info)

wabewawa, i am cherokee. do you speak a native language?

obviously not from previous post…hehe

lol, bitches

I do know in S. Korea you point down at the street to hail a cab. (Not sure what is so insulting about the waving.) Thanks for reminding me. I’ll try not to unintentionally cause a gang war next time I travel.

really jane? i would absolutely get myself in trouble somehow…at least arrested development taught me not to do the chicken dance in mexico…hehewhy did the chicken cross the road…to tell me i was doing the chicken dance wrong…oh. bam. bang. snazzle. furry balls. i am “on” tonight!

just doing a time check to see if this thread’s still active.

yes, yes it is.

is it considered active if it is only me talking to myself?

No, gypsy, unfortunately, I don’t. I’m a little bit Cherokee too, and some Mi’kmaq (where two of my daughter’s four Nations come from), but I don’t know any of the languages. The dad-person, who is half Chippewa and a little Ottawa, is the only Injun in the family who speaks a Native language (now that his mom has passed), though not fluently. He did recently begin teaching our daughter Anishinaabemowin/Chippewa, though, and they are starting to converse in it together.

that’s nice. i need to learn. i know spanish and some french, korean, italian but i haven’t started cherokee yet…

wabewawa, are you on facebook?

Hah. Well, I missed where you caught that already, gypsy. But just because I don’t speak Chippewa doesn’t mean that I couldn’t speak some other Native language, now, does it, hmm, hmm? (Though I really don’t, feh.)Here’s another winner for Chippewa lengthiness, the word for telephone:ngiigaadoobiiaapkonhsimhttp://www.anishinaabemdaa.com/voicemail.htm

@ gypsyYeppers. You’ve already befriended me, darlin’.

Oops, sorry, that’s actually Ottawa for “telephone.” Though there’s probably just a hair’s dialectical difference between Ottawa and Chippewa.

yikes! why did we do that do ourselves?!i must have missed your “coming out” of the real name…i will look on list and send you a shout out tomorrow.i am putting me, all my selves, and my vagina to nite nite now.nite jane, i know you are out there lurking. no way could you have fed all your gimps by now! if you can see past elvis’ head i am pointing at the ground for a korean goodnight wave to you.

Sweet dreams to gypsy and her vajayjay and her coterie of selves.>>lol, bitchesNah, just me. Pretty sure gypsy was just commenting on my lack of Native language skills, so I was the only snarker there. Oh, wait, she was snarking me a bit, wasn’t she? You’re right, jane, bitches, plural. Thanks for having my back at the same time you’re flipping me off, hee. Quelle skillz you got.Whee!And now I really must hie thee to the coal mines. See you all’s luego.

Bimise makizinan = flying shoes(Algonquin makasin/makizin -> moccasin)

Gypsy, I have that shirt, love that shirt. I’m a walking billboard and saw that a while back and had to have. It goes nicely with my Sitting Bull poster “Why Can’t White Men Act Like Human Beings?” that has been on a wall in every place I’ve lived since about age 16. That was nearly in SB’s lifetime.Ceu, the crab leg hanging out of the bread nearly made me lose my breakfast. I was a hermit crab granny for the 4-5 years my daughter was in the UK and not allowed to take them. Something about there being enough crabs in the UK…