Prime Time Thread

I dunno, but Tweety said Bill Clinton shouldn’t take money from a broad.

I asked my poet friend John K. to compose a few parting words for Bush and his buddies. Personally, I think he was a bit generous. Until he can come up with something truly scathing, this will have to do:You first, you infinite smokeyou bastard child of oblivionyou infinite shadowyou will be brought to your kneesas you expect everyone else to be.Your throne will be used as kindlingyour righteousness will be obliteratedas you learn what it feels like to sing a song no one else will hear.You will learn humility.And you, you shallow puddlesyou wingless dovesyou self-important savior machinesI will show you only the purest poisonand you will beg for more as you choke on your passion.You will learn the dance of self-destruction.You will realize as your ghost bleeds from youthat not even your shadow will mourn you.This is what you have madewith your cold apathy.

I should add that I intend no anti-religion sentiments, although I can’t speak for John.

If we had some strike tags I could fix that poem…

Strike tags?

Ah, you mean substitution tags?

you know, “will never learn…will never realize…”Pearls before swine. Or primates.

Wow, CC. That’s quite an impressive poem. Ferocious, and slightly terrifying. I love it.

If anyone wants to see more of John K.’s work, I can send you a link via external email. In my opinion, he’s a poetic genius in the making.

Good point, jane. I’d love to see your version!

NSFW.

My apologies to John for messing up the HTML bold. Why don’t political blogs allow editing?

Just a heads up everybody, that Lib4ever commenter is a troll. Here’s how you deal with him: Don’t respond to his shenanigans and he’ll go back to playing WoW. Or porn. Or whatever it is kids do these days in their mom’s basements. I dunno.

Thanks, Red. I was gonna ask if it was safe to hate Bush again.

It just precious when you state the obvious, Redmond. Although you really need to go have a chat with baby brother about it.

Red, sometimes it’s fun to push back at them, even though, as a rule, you shouldn’t feed them. They always stop after the library closes, anyway………

Trolls always screw up the party for those of us who watch porn.Or play WoW…Or live in our mother’s basement(Only one of those applies to me)

Red restrained himself while talking about Kate Winslet’s breasts and her two Golden Globes at the same time. Restraint!

Ha, nice one, Lame. Then I believe I have one more comment for Mr. Lib4ever over on the Jumpy post…And, Kat, it’s precious that you recognize my preciousness. As for baby bro, he’s just learning the ropes on these series of tubes.

I understand, Axl. In this current economy, I may be forced to moving into my mother’s basement too. It will certainly free up cash to explore the other two options.

@Red*sigh* I was out of dime for the troll food machine anyway.(kicks dirt)

Kat, Axl was talking about porn.

Jane, that’s only because I seriously feared for my job. WTF, Oprah? You know boobs are my turf! Do I hand out free houses to orphans? No! But I did think about being a squatter which would technically be giving myself a free house.

Axl, you’re a level 7 paladin aren’t you?It’s okay. You’re among friends. It helps to talk about it.

Did you guys see Frank Gaffney said on Hardball? He said this: “Now whether you’re a Democrat and you hate GWB or you’re a Republican and you like him, you have to give him credit b/c you’re still alive after 8 years under Bush’s watch.” Holy fucking shit!Have expectations ever been lower for ANYone other than Sarah Palin when she debated Biden? I don’t think so.Would it be okay if Obama’s “people” came out and told us on January 21, 2009, “We expect that you all will be very thankful, respectful and give President Obama the credit he will deserve if you all make it out of his administration alive after 8 years.”And also, unless BushCo is SURE to be found innocent of war crimes by claiming they committed said crimes in the name of national security b/c that’s a legally legit defense, I see NO way that PE Obama can restore America’s standing in the world without investigating and prosecuting the war crimes committed by the Bush Administration.

@ Kat:Yeah… tell me about it. Though it would be a bit difficult to watch smut with your parents right above you… at least, post teenage years.

I thought the same thing about the Kate Winslet post, Jane. And a big thank you for the Becks eye candy today. The male Becks.

@ Redmond:Damn it… you got me.

Oh and for what it’s worth… the male Becks looks better than the female one; Posh looks like an X-Files character.

did someone mention my husband who is forbidden to speak to me?!?!

i think my comment consisted of me having sex in front of my grandmother. i blacked out so i can’t be 100 percent

>>Now whether you’re a Democrat and you hate GWB or you’re a Republican and you like him, you have to give him credit b/c you’re still alive after 8 years under Bush’s watch.”Except for victims of 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, and countless secret extraordinary rendition site we don’t know of. They didn’t make it.

Please, can we not talk about the Beckhams?I don’t want Tom Cruise to show up and start talking about showering up some Dave B. Next thing you know, we’re all buying e-meters.

Oh, god. Keith just said goodnight to his niece & nephew. That was the fucking cutest thing ever.

Scott McClellan just said that President Bush has never been the type of man capable of honest introspection. That’s the understatement of the year, ain’t it?In all seriousness, there is NO way that President Bush should ever get credit for even the smallest success of his administration until he truly owns and takes responsibility for his failures. (I repeatedly drill this into my own kids’ heads on a regular basis too).Am I the only one who is starting to get seriously annoyed by Bush’s final war on our intelligence? He’s really starting to make me crazy.

Kat it was so cute and sweet that now I’m totally hot for Keith…

Now I’ve only been paying attention since 98 (still pretty young after all) but am I the only one who thinks this is the longest transition of all time?

Red: nice.

whoa…one of my friends just became a member of “i love jesus” on facey…should i delete her or ignore her?

Everyone calm down. We are OK now. We figured out our class schedule, watching KO and PTTing. Thanks for the concern Kat. We were having some trouble but we are good now.

Leigh, I’m terrible because I’ve completely tuned Bush out. Five days until the O-Bomb takes office and maybe America can finally stop rocketing back to the Dark Ages. Sure, I was looking forward to win a maiden in a jousting match, but not if my lusty lance must marry her first or be burned at the sake. Nuh uh. Pass.

Gypsy – DELETE! DELETE!!!

Gypsy: How’s her sense of humor?

an awesome unintentionally funny drunk. dumb as rocks sober…

Delete or Fuck with her.

Gypsy she’s got to go.

Gypsy..i have friend who is on FB who just became a fan of (gulp) Sean Hannity….i am seriously questioning everything i thought about her. i suggest you monitor and ignore.

I’m with them.

she’s recently married and birthed. maybe the huss has brainwashed her!

CM – DELETE! DELETE!!!

RED, stop drinking so early. What is wrong with young people getting married(50% divorce rate in first five years)?

So schoolboy, who won? History or history?

You guys need better friends dude…

It was the spawn gypsy. They take brain cells on the way out the belly button.

Having right wing FB friends is always a hilarious time. I have several and it’s great when they pop out of the woodwork and say shit you can’t believe human beings actually think is fact.Keep ‘em!

Jane FB GO!

wha…? I am effbeeing.

I like to join ultra left wing FB groups just to make her squirm..

OH SHIT!!!! she’s republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that’s it i have to delete her…but her twin is my friend too…what do i do…loving jesus is one thing but being repub?!?! DEAL BREAKER!

Herro flom China!This is the time of day the internet tubes work faster here (morning) since fewer people are using them and the people who are spying on us are busy counting their bribes, so I am able to watch Rachel on MSNBC.com without lots of waitings.Aiyah! The Boosh press conference made me supah angry and I wanted to throw many things at my raptop, but after reading the poem here, I had to write my own:There once was a cretin named BushWho knew not a hole from his tushFrom this odious rumpOn the world took a dumpAnd he gave the whole thing a big flushI remembered one of the most dire predictions when this asswipe (so many fecal references when I think of him) stole office the first time which both very funny, frighteningly accurate and sad also.http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784OK now I must go use the squatty potty because thinking of this man makes my peristaltic juices active.

RED, what do you mean? I am getting ready to get sent to the WHITE camps. I really hope a nice black guy gets my rifle.

Cheers M-sik! Thanks for popping in on your way to the potty. Subvert!

GI, I hope an Angry Black Man gets your rifle.

What is the health care like in China? You never hear shit about Chinese health care which means the doctors come to your house and give you money.

Joe, I hear the death squads come to your house.

Thanks Jane. Ruin a young man’s dream before he goes to the oven/shower.

>>>that’s it i have to delete her…but her twin is my friend too.Gypsy- Is her twin a democrat? Because I smell sitcom!

Jane, are you really in the Hague? I’ve always wanted to go there but I always end up in Asia.

I just had an orgasm over Obama pictures with the Mexican President. NO SMIRKING. We have a President that looks Presidential.

twin’s veiw liberal…she is the fun one!

hi ya, emsique. are you getting news & shit there? I’m hoping you can tell us what’s going on in the rest of the world……

Alright, kids, I theoretically just “worked” overtime and am about to spend the next hour doing jackshit then watch Damages.I bid you adieu.P.S. Gyps, keep the friend. Hilarity shall ensue.

bye brother

my mom just asked me “how did they do a movie on Notorious B.I.G, didn’t Tupac kill him?” hahaha…bless her heart!

Redmond, does overtime in the boob mine pay double time? Hah!

gypsy is watching American Idol! (me too, forgive me please!)

Hey, what pictures made you have an orgasm, GI? I want one too!Redmond, good for you for totally blocking Bush out…how can I do that too? (An orgasm would be a good start, right?)Speaking of which, Jim Webb is on Rachel (sigh).

Alan, he gets nice D-ductions on his taxes too.

haha…my mom asked me that on the phone, so she must be watching american idol! hahaha…now i want to watch it!

@ Gypsy:Best question ever…

Chinese health care is not what you might think, GI dude. In spite of the fact that this is an alleged socialist country, the medical care here is not socialized. There is a government insurance program that you can buy into, but don’t hold your breath. When they decided to embrace capitalism, the government must have looked to us as a shining example of what to do. The result is people saving their money in case they get sick and have to pay for care.The health care can be good in a big city and I had the dubious pleasure last year of needing ambulance, emergency room, and oxygen therapy in a hyperbaric chamber due to carbon monoxide poisoning. They saved my white ass OK and beautiful Asian eyes looking at you over surgical masks and those old fashioned starched nurses caps are kinda kinky, but they definitely lack the really cool modern expensive crap our hospitals have. There are also guys smoking in the halls.My brother in law is a doctor and NEVER gets any time off since there is a major doctor shortage here. In the villages in the west medical care is very scarce.The government is saying “oops” and appears to be making a big move to rectify the problem. If they are serious, then something really will be done.There is lots of cool traditional stuff here like acupuncture, acupressure, foot massage, the best diarrhea remedy I have ever had and lots of traditional herbs and stuff. Doctors are trained in massage. Dental and eye care are cheap. By our standards medical care is affordable. My little episode cost me a hundred bucks.

Hey, did GI The Joe become GI the Scholar?Jane from the Hague is that you? My NC neighbor? A few days away from here, and I’m lost…(Also, Jane FTH if that’s you, HE’s BACK! Scary).

yeah axl, one of my mom’s favorite songs is “return of the mack”! and i am not joking!

Leigh,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Ignore the lady parts talking (she said as her own lady parts try to fight with her mind)!!!

jane…get cheney OUT of your basement!!! that is the kind of stink you can not get rid of! where will you, joe, and i have sexual relations?!?!

I can get all the news thanks to Tor, which I found out about in somebody’s comment somewhere. Chinese internet junkies use it so they can eat the forbidden fruits. It uses a network of computers that somehow bypass censors and also block snoopy governments. It makes stuff super slow here but I can get Huffpo. It is actually very surprising what you can get. I think they block a lot more at internet cafes, but Huffpo is the only thing I read that I can’t normally get.Actually it’s been a little disappointing this week. Maybe being out of the country makes petty politics seem so, oh I don’t know, petty. Gaza is horrifying, yet some schmucks are defending Israel’s right to kill many babies so they can appear badass. Lots of stupid gossip. Is it just me, or is it getting trivial?

Emsique, sounds like you’re getting all the same news we are.And Gypsy, it kills me that eff bee wouldn’t put a picture with that link! Heh. Don’t worry, he’ll be leaving the basement soon enough…one way or another.

Some of it’s real trivial. per usual.are ya keeping a journal?I love reading your updates. thanks.

Jane FTH, I’ve so totally ignored, but I thought I had scared him away from other sites, but no.And still no orgasm for me…

wth are you 2 talking about?!??

I’ll let Leigh try to describe that one…

Leigh, Yep.School started this week.

Hooray for teh schooling! Let’s all celebrate by doing my chemistry homework for me.

Elsers, I know how to add alcohol to blood.Yep, that’s about it.

Leigh,I am not a gentlemen when it comes to orgasms. I treat them more like a race. How ever gets there first wins.Anyway, I saw some pictures of Obama shaking the hand of the Mexican President on KO. It was really awesome to see him in a leadership role and in a foreign country.

one of you want to talk to Joe about this “race to the finish” thing??

I am not a gentlemen when it comes to orgasms. I treat them more like a race. How ever gets there first wins.— Win…

Joe’s showing his youth. Or his smartass side.

El Sarcasmo,If I did your chemistry homework I would be on the FBI watchlist for sure.

wowsers, Axl, you’re easy.

What? Is something wrong with that?

Heh. Rachel said “small ball.”

ceu…i have many stories to tell and punishments i have given but this is not the place to say them…trust me!

I also consider orgasms a race. In fact after I’ve had one I often jump up, throw my arms in the air and shout, “HA! I win! Too bad for you if you’re not finished!”How’d I miss the orgasm inducing pictures on Keith, though? I was watching his show.As for what Jane FTH and I are talking about, I was just talking about a weirdo that I hoped I had scared away from another site, but he/she returned. Dammit.

Don’t listen to that limp dick GItheScholar. There is no point in taking a lady into my bedroom without letting her “win”. I am a man and I know that at some point I will get mine.

Nice save, grasshopper.

>>>I also consider orgasms a race. In fact after I’ve had one I often jump up, throw my arms in the air and shout, “HA! I win! Too bad for you if you’re not finished!”Leigh – that shit was fucking funny. Nice.

@ Jane:You’re easy…Figured I’d keep up the immature theme.

leigh is a female right?! i have never met a female who got hers first?

Ah glad you’re back GItheJOE.And I always make sure to win in the bedroom or wherever the orgasms occur, but now you’re saying it’s possible that the man “let” me win? Well, that takes the fun out of it for me…huh.

Thanks, Axl. I try. (To sit at the kids’ table.)

Oh, Gypsy. It is one of the drawbacks of being young and dating the young.Practice, practice, practice!

now i am wondering if i have ever had the big one! wow.

HA, Jane!http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/14/shave-your-cat-make-a-swe_n_157929.html

ceu, I’ve heard of such things, but it seems it would take a lot of fur to make anything besides a merkin.

@ Gypsy:That is quite unfortunate…

>>>i have never met a female who got hers first?Really, Gyps?

Starting a new GDAB effort to get Gypsy “hers first”– complete with red exploding thermometer.You’re welcome.

Sorry ladies but if you ever had one it was an accident on our part. And if you go first that is because we are doing long division in our heads. I have actually yelled 103465.

If you go first, you will be going home. Getting mine first is like a requirement.

Grasshopper, you are missing out on half the fun.

i am tripping out…so you ladies have “peaked” before a guy?! i mean same time i see …holy shit…i might never have had an orgasm!!! someone send me a message of exact feelings of orgasm NOW!

@ GI:I’m more of an Algebra II guy myself…

Evening friends. Here is a link to a website if you would like to sign a petition to stop “24″ from showing torture in such an irresponsible manner:http://action.humanrightsfirst.org/campaign/ptt_stop_torture/8u3ui7399ebiiwk?

@gypsy, yep I’m a female who ALWAYS gets hers first and wins. I must say, Jane is right. Listen to her…Long division, ha!

@ Kat:Haha… tough crowd. : )

FYI All:I sent another email today to Rachel, KO and Comedy Central, asking when Bob Cesca was schedued so I can set my TiVo.Keep nagging them.That is all.

SERIOUS fundraiser for Gypsy. We need to raise money to fly the Red brothers out there (okay, maybe not). Elvis?

i am honestly…i don’t even know what to say! WTF?!?!

@ AxlIt’s worth it.

Howdy, Midad. I prefer banging my head against a hard surface repeatedly.The show ain’t the problem. But good luck.

I always thought it was baseball, not math….what was all the “I got it, I got it, You’re out” shit all about??

I’d be willing to donate, Jane. This is a travesty. Of course, before we send anyone on to Gyps, we really need to test them out first.

i am taking the trash out! if i don’t come back i have walked into the ocean over lack of orgasm absent sex! it’s felt good…really really good?!?! what makes the difference?

“Ladies first” has always been my motto.

You are absolutely right, Kat. How irresponsible of me!

I am pretty sure that “24″ is going to have some problems after the war tribunal we have in the coming months. Yep, “We Torture”.But enough of that.gypsy, can’t/haven’t had the big show ever?

I sense a volunteer. Even if he has to take Finance classes to have something to think about.

@ Gypsy:Trust me… from what I’ve seen and what I’m sure the ladies here will tell you, there’s a difference.@ Kat:True story. I always tell my female friends, if it ain’t cutting it, kick them out. So long as it’s understood that cuts both ways.

I sense two volunteers.What about all your toys, Gypsy trash-taker-outer??!??Masturbation FAIL.

Gypsy – You obviously haven’t met a man of pure Celtic heritage.

>>”Ladies first” has always been my motto.If not first, at least keep going until…

I thought we ladies always went first, right? Or am I wrong?Same time is very good too, though.

I think she’s making it up.

Same time is most excellent, Leigh, but fairly few and far between.And I wonder if you are right, Jane. Hmmm…. I can’t believe she hasn’t had one ever. Just perhaps not before a guy? (hopefully)

It’s some Global Fucked Upedness when it’s colder in NC than AK. And when Gypsy isn’t sure she’s gotten off.DAMN YOU GEORGE BUSH AND YOUR DENIAL OF SCIENCE!!

Hear, hear, Janerwatusi! DAMN GEORGE BUSH!For a plethora of reasons.

Jane, it is supposed to be 15 here Friday night. I’m just going to curl up on my couch in a blanket (not a Snuggie) and not leave the house all weekend.

So what are you all doing on Inauguration Day? I took the day off from work so I could revel in the gloriousness of it all.

OK, you southern assholes. It is 10F up here and I have a foot of snow.Kat, I love your philosophy. I get mine in 5 fives and I am home in time to watch KO.

I will, unfortunately, be working while it is happening. But if I play my cards right, I can watch it on the tubes at work.

GIthescholar: It is 42 here and raining on & off.Sucks to be in PA.

Kat, I’m so excited to have heat right now! The thermostat says 55, but it feels boiling right now. I think I’ll crank it up and run around in a bathing suit. Maybe play in the cat box and build sand castles.

I am shooting all my weapons before the ammunition prices go up 500% like all wingnut friends say.Oh and school.

I have to work on Tuesday, but I’ll be watching it on the tubes. And probably crying.Jane – 55? Are you crazy? I’m on 68, plus I’m wearing a sweater.

Kat, a little suffering goes a loooooooong way.I can’t wait to shower with a completely dry towel tomorrow.

Pack, it is I GItheJOE and anonymous Joe the Plumber picture poster.

Girls, first, always. There’s more than one way to skin a cat.Jane, it’s -2 right now here, with a -15 windchill. Our high tomorrow will be -6. Awesome! Last time it was this cold was in 1995. Last year, we got close a few times.By the way, that global warming crap, shouldn’t that apply to the ENTIRE globe? We haven’t had a warming up here in years!

Pssst Joe: I think Packy knows who you are.Hence the PA reference.

I know… GItheJoe is now known as GItheScholar.Buckle down and study!

Damn… where the hell do you people live?The low tonight in Atlanta will be 20.

Sucks to be in PA even without the snow.PA, land of many smells..

There is no coffee in my mug!Look! Still no coffee. The evidence is mounting.

I can’t concentrate. Patrick MacGoohan is dead. The irony that a man who created “The Prisoner,” a seminal TV show dealing with the issues of torture and control, has died one week before the end of the Bush administration, boggles the mind.

Sorry Pack. Not only do I need to study I need to paint.

I, for one, look forward to our new Warming Overlords.I want to grow plants that Kat and Gypsy can grow.

I’m taking a vacation day for the inauguration – right after the King holiday…..

Joe’s painting neekid mens! In life study!

I’ve got to get to bed, kids. If/when Gyps comes back, tell her she needs to read “The Sensuous Woman” by J. It’s an oldie, but goodie. The girl has got to start taking care of herself.

Joe’s nekked and he’s painting himself

ok, had to take a little walk on this news!i can’t believe i am about to get this salty talkish on a public political blog but i have no shame!i kinda give cues when i think i am close and then i just thought we got there at the same time. but i do feel like i am almost there and then it’s gone. is that a normal orgasm? i always thought it was. in all honesty i usually have to wait until round two to really feel like something is going to happen for me. seriously i have had guys “release” before getting fully in! is this not normal! and these aren’t little boys…oh man…just another reason i feel like a 12 year old!!!

Actually, I changed the naked dude paint class to photography. I am hoping I won’t have to take any wang photos. If so I will be putting GItheWANG photos on FB.

Okay, so I’ll wait a couple minutes to go to bed. This is an emergency intervention here.Gyps, do you have them by yourself? With or without toys?

What Kat asked. You’ve shown us some toys. Don’t make me find your comments!

yes kat. i think… i mean i need to know the difference between feeling good and the one! let me just say there has been only one shaking experience if that means anything…

Gypsy, I’ll say it again: PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE.

i’m a sexual person (shocker, i know) but i haven’t had anything like you guys were talking about.

@ Gypsy:That is not an orgasm by any stretch of the imagination.I’ll wait for how you answer Kat’s question before I say anything else (majored in Human Sexuality in college)

gypsy, I tend to think of myself as an expert on this matter. I have heard everything from trans fat can hold it back to time.

What Jane said. They are different for every woman, but they should be something beyond the ordinary. I mean, you should be able to forget yourself for a moment. But yea, practice.

Time to time is one thing. It really does sound like you need an intervention, Gypsy!(Where are these reality shows??)

axl…i have toys and play a lot but no life shaking events for me. i am in a mini panic.

Can’t we do a HTML strike here, Jane? (just testing) Never mind, you’re right, the text just disappears, at least according to the preview pane.Speaking of technicalia: Bob, if you happen to be reading this, could you see if it’s possible to enlarge your Search function to include the comments as well? Those of us who only had time to cursorily peruse the voluminous comment posts in the past or have maybe just entered during the 3rd season (or whatever it’s up to now) of this ensemble-cast-driven show could really use the ability to search comment terms like “vagina” and “basement” to help us get up to speed. Thanks kindly for your consideration of this matter, Mr. Cesca.

What is this swim class? Practice makes perfect. Jesus people tell her the secret.

Jane, I think those reality shows are on the intertubes, and they’re call porn.

@ Gypsy:There’s a ton of stuff I could ask you and (vice versa) that could go all day.There’s totally no need to panic, I’ve talked to plenty of women who had no idea of the numerous possibilities they have…

i agree joe! you girls have to teach me…i have had no complaints but when talking to my girlfriends about it either they agree or say girl you might not have had one!

Wabe, I will explain all about my basement…(or perhaps you’d just like to visit?)If Bob knows all about my basement I’ll prolly be banned from here faster than Joe can finish the race.

Porn is made mostly for men, P3. It’s only use as an instructional tool is how to give a blowjob. It actually is quite helpful for that.Gyps, I think the key is to spend a lot of time with yourself, don’t pysch yourself out, and figure out what works for you. If you don’t know, you can’t tell anyone else what to do.

No one could be banned THAT fast!

done, I win

Adding: Oh dear The God, don’t make this place searchable by references to my basement.

@ Kat:Adam & Eve, Tera Patrick and a few other companies that escape me make pretty awesome women friendly porn.Just so you know… : )

done, I win

Don’t go to the basement, Wabe!!! I hear you never leave!!!

yes the porn works for oral how do…my first time i used teeth…hahaha…i was corrected QUICKLY!man, i need some sex, proper sex!

That would be regarding jane’s basement, by the way, not ur mom’s.

JESUS it isn’t food.

Okay, I’m really going to bed this time. Gyps, get off the tubes. You have homework and we will expect a full report.

Gypsy, I still recommend the PRACTICE. So you know what you’re looking for. And have no other distractions, like a guy yelling “165307!”

kat, jane, axl, and others if they wish i need messages on this topic.

I’m with the women on this one…The only way you can really know is (personal) trial & error.@ Jane:Oh come on… you know you’re totally into random numbers being shouted out.

I’ll find some stuff and send it to you tomorrow, Gyps. Jeez, this is like finding out you’ve never eaten chocolate or something. Crisis!!

Ha ha… I love how we’re all rallying around this.God bless the intertubes…

haha. i didn’t bite it joe!i need some sex classes. jane you pick up kat and then head down here. but i don’t think it is me. i think it is the guys because i am always wanting more and have to wait for it!

And Mr. Bob Cesca (since I know you read these), my apologies for turning your blog into an episode of “Playboy After Dark.” But we are providing a public service here and this required immediate action. Besides, perhaps it gave some lurkers some good ideas. I personally had never heard of the Algebra thing.

thanks guys! you all deserve fruit baskets for helping me!

I also offer apologies Bob.@ Gypsy:Well… that’s not surprising because I’ve had to school way too many guys on some pretty basic stuff.However… that should only hinder you but so much.

Axl, whaddya think the innernets are for?

yeah bob i’m sorry! maybe this one needs to be deleted in the morning. non-orgasm sex happens “whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when it comes for you, bad boys bad boys”

@ Jane:This is exactly what the internets are for. Hell, I think I’m downloading some smut right now. *Checks*Yup… almost done.

Hedonist, Spank thy monkey.

i really sound like a loser here tonight! let me just repeat…i don’t think it is me! (arms crossed and lip pouted)

@ Jane:Business not pleasure unfortunately…

AARRRR. everytime i go to my homepage on facey i see “i (huge ass heart) jesus”

Hi all. I won’t be hanging out in the thread tonight (not going to join in with the making fun of religious folks), but in a spirit of fairness I wanted to post an update. A couple of days ago I posted about an inaugural annointing undertaken by some evangelical Christians, including a congressman. Max Blumenthal managed to do a little digging into the identity of these prayer warriors, and having uncovered a little bit more about them, I have to report that on my own site, I removed the story from the prayers and meditations section – it seems highly likely that this annointing was the first of many political salvos being tossed. Story here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-14/inaugural-freak-show/full/My own take on matters is linked in my signature.Have a good night! QT

i am going to bed. thanks guys. bob please delete this post!

Jeez, all caught up on the thread, sorry to be so far offbase on the last post. Anyway, um, Gypsy, its not you. And, happy to share on topic, though I might not be as…adventurous as some of our PTT’ers.Night!QT

Gypsy,The secret. Or at least the most you-can’t-miss-with-it one of them I know of.

Oh, Gyps, It’s not you, not really. In the spirit of trying to keep things short– it’s a sense of completion, not just staying at the really good stage. Do practice & see what feels good for you. I can’t “reach the heights of ecstasy” just with the boy/girl usual way, most women can’t. And when you find something that does it for you, don’t be shy in letting your partner know, you deserve it! Also, there are many ways to Win– so practice, it’s fun!With a name like “The Minx”, I should know!P.S. If you take Prozac, like me, it’s really, really hard to Win!!!

Hey PPP, doesn’t the below-zeroness suck big donkey dick?? I have been stuck in this fucking house all week and am starting to have philosophical conversations with the cat– and she’s winning…Signed,Desperate@Axl Rose, some tips on the book of the face would be great, but there are some things that I can’t share here that are rather critical…

>>I can’t “reach the heights of ecstasy” just with the boy/girl usual way, most women can’t.Exactly, Teh Minx. The myth of the “vaginal orgasm” has been one of the crappiest blows ever dealt women. Approximately 75% of women can’t climax by intercourse alone. http://tinyurl.com/3wklnyLook, Ma, no (imagine striked “no”) hands!

I know Gypsy personally, so I think I can shed light on this upsetting news.Gyps, IT’S NOT YOU.Guys can attest to this. Hotness level plays a huge factor and Gyps is HOT. Her photos don’t begin to translate her hotness. As any male age 13 to 120 knows, when a gorgeous girl shows interest there is not a mathmatical equation long enough to surpass that feeling. PTT Ladies, I apologize for the penised population, because I am sure you all have had this problem at one time or another.That being said, Gypsy I think I am the guy for the job.