Prime Time Thread

You can be sure the “Liberal Media™ will be inundated with pot-bangers.

Who the hell is this guy that’s on Hardball right now?

Oh, Dick Army. He was totally ridiculous.

Oh, Dick Army. He was totally ridiculous.

Not to be confused with his lesser-known cousin Schlong Navy.

cocktails at the WH tonight ought to be interesting.

As opposed to this thread. (Miaow!)

Or his wife, Vagina Coastguard. (Courtesy of Family Guy.)

I just wanted to say…I HATE REPUBLICANS!Thats it..go back to what you were doing..(Dicks) – not you…them…

This is salting my driveway. So to speak.

Is anyone ascared to click on Jane’s links?

Turley’s on!that is all

CM, just hover. It’s only Crooks & Liars. But it is scary, our bailout money being used to fight unions.

Can we talk now?!?

Jessica Alba – sexy AND smart!

Yeah. Sweden was neutral. Fuck off, BillO. Heh.

>>>Is anyone ascared to click on Jane’s links?Fucking terrified, CM. Now I hover…and if I’m not sure, I click but keep one eye closed.

What’s the over/under on Senate Republican votes for the stimulus?

Axl, there were 16 Republican Tops, but 28 Republican bottoms/undecideds, so they’re going back to the drawing board to…oh wait. Never mind.

Shall we guess who is a top and who is a bottom?

Obviously Boehner is a top.

At least we’re finally *debating* whether Rush is relevant. Finally. Locus shift from a few years ago.

Axl, I see Boehner as a bottom…one who cries from butthurt.

i thought republicans just bent over…

What’s to debate?

@ Jane:ToucheSpeaking of tops and bottoms, there’s a new word that needs to get out courtesy of Dan Savage… Saddlebacking.From me blog: http://hedonistperspective.typepad.com/hedonist_perspective/2009/01/saddlebacking.html

I’m thinking Cantor is definitely a bottom too. Cantor/canter…..

Axl – that is fantastic. And actually quite well done. Now how to use it in conversation…..

Aww, that was the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen (Obama talking about the Jonas Brothers & his daughters). Is it OK to talk about the president that way?

idreamofskiba,Absolutely Not!!!! Don’t you ever gush over my President again.

Sorry, but I just can’t help it!

Armey seems to talk about Armey as if he is quite enamored of Dick Armey. Who else does that?

Did I see that everyone one of the GOP House members voted NO? I am in love with this. I believe this was a test bill for greater things to come like healthcare and massive banking regulation.

We should all thank Dan Savage for his contributions to our lexicography.

“When it rains, we melt. When it snows, we melt, refreeze, and fall down on ourselves”

my new favorite activity is putting dirty/perverted answers on my homework.Kat: you can use saddlebacking quite often, if you live in an area with highly concentrated christian morons.

Subvert, Theo! We have your back (so to speak).

does anyone use santorum on a regular basis? It’s another Dan Savage contribution…

Rachel just gave me a hard on with her rant on Infrastructure.

@GI:To me, that was silly because the GOP tipped their hand early.I mean, everyone voted no and they still lost by a sizable margin. Sure, it shows party discipline but they’ve also used all of their bargaining chips.There’s no way they get that same sort of discipline in the Senate as Senators have a lot more riding on this.

ha! Scholar! forget protecting from a hypothetical terrorist threat – can we have a power grid that works in WINTER??So many people without power tonight.

Chris, if we can’t surf our porn, the Terrorists have won.

I think I broke FB

Eric Holder is the MAN. Karl Rove is going to GITMO or another Black Ops Prison in europe. Can I suggest that he gets sent to those pussy ass french people that hate him so much.

Chris, if we can’t surf our porn, the Terrorists have won.

I think you jest Jane, but you really are right.Alert: Ben Stein bloviating on CNN right now – “oooh, it’s a lot of money. We’ll wake up in a couple of years and realize we’re in debt!”. Dickwad.

What happen to the porn? That is the most profound statement I have ever heard. I am going to build my own power grid and buy a Honda generator for back up power.If our infrastructure is in need of 2.2 trillion dollars of repair wouldn’t that mean our entire country is in a state of emergency?

GI – It was a great rant. I nearly came.

GD I do love Rachel…an intelligent and coherent person, let alone a “woman”, taking it to the man!!

Republicans give me a headache.

I think the infrastructure of Facebook needs fixing.

Hmmm…I used to like Ben Stein, back when he had the show “Win Ben Stein’s Money” on Comedy Central and engaged in pseudo-homosexual flirting with Jimmy Kimmel. Now, not so much.Is anyone else feeling like me? Half-excited for the future & half wanting to wrap myself in the Slanket with some kind people until it’s all over??

Who the fuck is this moron GOP congressman that Rachel is handling like a child?

Good job by Rachel with that Congressman. Amazing how Republicans don’t want to do her show.

Skiba. Where ya been?

I had a stupid health scare then kind of suffered a nervous breakdown. I think I’m all better now!!! I missed you guys!

Missed you back.

yeah carl, they would actually have to answer questions instead of spewing talking points

Exciting! New! Freeze dried Christomoroni™Christomoroni™ is just what those southern strategy Greedy Old Pricks were looking for. Each can of Christomoroni™ contains an entire Tennesee County’s worth of Christofascist Morons all raring to vote for the most ignorant and fascist candidate in your next election. Composed entirely of highly concentrated Christian morons, Christomoroni™ is easy to use. Just add five gallons of water to each can of Christomoroni™ and then just stand back and admire your new constituents.NOTE: It highly recommended to keep a crucifix on one’s person at all times when using Chritomoroni™ as the Christofascist morons produced are highly intolerant of non-Christians, anyone demonstrating intelligence, and persons of nonwhite skin color. We are not responsible for any lynchings that may occur.h/t to Theo for sparking the idea.

BTW, I got some good news today about my job. They increased it after they took some things away last week. Now, I will be he only one doing what I do, I think (crossing fingers and toes) that I should be ok…..whew, I have been so skeert

git, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership.

vera – was it me, or was the Congressman’s thinking completely backwards? $75mil in $5000 vouchers to buy cars that nobody wants at a 25% discount so your monthly payments can be less than $300 a month for someone who doesn’t have a job. Did I get that right?

I couldn’t recall follow his logic either, something about the stimulus’ not saving jobs, but making them…..I agree you should save jobs, but his logic says no this bill should only create jobs? I am glad Rachel didn’t let him get by, that she questioned when he spoke nonsense

meant to say “really” follow his logic

BC, How the fuck do you buy a car without a job? What happens when the LLC of Chysler goes under? I am pretty sure a good paying government job would help buy a car, a house, pay off debt, run up credit cards again and whatever else people do when they have a job. Oh, drink more beer and smoke cigarettes.

Right, GI. That’s what I’m saying. They’ll gladly give out $75 mil in vouchers to buy cars that people can’t afford or don’t want, but maybe injecting more Food Stamps into the borderline poverty areas where studies show that every $1 for Food Stamps returns $1.73 into the economy? No fucking way!

Oh, Carl. You and your silly facts.

NSFers surf the pr0n, whoda thunk.I thought it was just engineers that did that.In 1969 engineers invented packet switched networking which quickly evolved into TCP/IP and the internet was born. DARPA was told that it was a project to produce a highly reliable data network. The researchers neglected to tell DARPA that the data being networked was pornography, now know as pr0n.

Facts schmacts, Jane-arooski. I’m just making this shit up. The other side does. If you can’t beat ‘em… Oh, wait. We DID beat ‘em. AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

(joining) MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I’ll chuckle for like three minutes very slowly….Because I’m high.

Fucking Hedonist.

@ Jane:It’s these damn hippies!Countdown (no tv here so I have to watch it online) will be awesome.

John BONER:Was gonna meet the President, but then I got high.We were gonna talk stimulus, but then I got high.More tax cuts is all I know, and now I know why…Because I got high,Because I bot high,Because I got high!

High on Life, Alex Rose?

Still in Asheville, I take it.

@ Minx:Yeah… life… we’ll go with that.@ Jane:Yeah… don’t leave until Friday.

Veralynn – Congratulations! Nice to have the worry lifted for a while, eh?

I love Asheville, very cool little town. For the longest time that was the only place I knew of where people thought like me.

very much ceu, thanks!

is it me or is something wrong with FB?

being high in asheville is like breathing air!well, most of the time you GET high by breathing the air in asheville! hehe… or someones dreads! i do love my hometown area, i just can’t stand living there!

I broke it, Veralynn. Sorry

no worries ceu, I thought I did something, I am still trying to figure out to do things, so I wasn’t sre it wasn’t me!

Chris’ fault.

can i just say i HATE taking out the trash! i made a reference to it in the “why do republicans hate women” thread, but this is one i would gladly have someone else do!

I agree gypsy, I would also add mowing the grass, and also

This ought to make everyone’s day”http://query.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?P20001939

i loves me some riding lawnmower! and when i just had a little bit of grass i used an electric mower, but now i have to pay someone to do it. =(

I never liked it much gypsy, but I now pay someone because I ran over a yelow jacket hive and found out I was alergic to to them

damn I am a bad speller today

wow packy, that sort of does and yet I am skeert

What? You haven’t been to http://www.sarahpac.com/ yet?

i love driving/riding anything. (don’t go there!) i am the queen of golf carts! i once flipped one over on it’s side breaking my boss’s arm! hehe…

@ gypsynow you are talking! I love driving golf carts!!@ packyI heard about it, but I couldn’t bring myslef to look at her picture

i live on an island near charleston and you can drive them all over the place! let’s just say the local rent-a-cops know me by name! hehe…

that would be so cool to be able to do that! Until a hurricane came

that’s the best surfing time! i haven’t been here during a hurricane threat so i say that in jest.

everytime I hear charleston, I think of hugo

good nite all

Every time I hear Charleston, I think of the slave market, Fort Sumter, and the gorgeous mansions along the battery.Charleston is a very beautiful city.

Wow, Gyps! I love Golf Cart/Go-Cart/Bumper Car driving too!! Once the weather doesn’t suck anymore I am SO coming to visit you! I will bring presents that I promise you will like…

deal minx. the toll to get into my house is a bottle of the tequila. or wine. or limoncello. or just shut your eyes and pick something!

Re: Karl Rove. He suggests that Rep. Conyers is like Captain Ahab. What does that make him?QT

Moby Prick™ – The Great White AsshatI’d love to see Conyers harpoon his ass.

Oops. Forgot to answer Bob’s question.

How many House Republicans will bang on their pots tonight?

All of them.

Rove is wrong. Ahab was obsessed. Rep. Conyers is tenacious. There is a difference, one is a mental illness, the other is a virtuous characteristic in law enforcement and legal efforts. Of course, from Moby Prick’s point of view they do appear similar.