Saturday Night Thread

So, how’s this for a comedy sketch idea- Dick Cheney: The Legend Continues

Is it considered a thread killer if it’s the first post? Or maybe it’s more of a threadbortion?

>>threadbortion?I don’t think so. I believe talking about 9/11 is a threadkiller.

Well, the plot of Dick Cheney: The Legend Continues would invariably involve him preventing another 9/11, cos that’s what he does. Well, except for that first one. Also I’m at work for a few more hours and extremely bored so I’m just talkin’.

El Sarcasmo, I was told to be insightful which I believe is code for BALLS/BOOBIES.

To prevent another 9/11 we would have to rebuild the Twin Towers. I believe the Bushes have a history of not rebuilding any city. If terrorist blow your city up, a natural disaster drowns your city, an earthquake knocks down buildings, or and Asteroid makes your city a huge hole(future event) the FREE MARKETS will fix it.

Breasts, eh? I hadn’t considered that. Although they can be dangerous- they always travel in pairs.

Yeah how do no bid contracts fit into their free market world view? Lack of competition, wasteful government spending…it’s almost like they don’t actually believe what they’re saying. Big theatrical hmmmm…

Good point. There is no such thing as the FREE MARKET. Just like the MAGIC NEGRO…I mean the MAGIC HAND of the market.

BoobiesFootballOutta here. Go Panthers! Current game Titans/Ravens: I hope someone comes out fucking alive.

Thanks DP. I hate the RAVENS more than DICK and BUSH.

I wonder what would happen if Bob just didn’t put up the PTT. Would we mutiny and kill him? Would we hack the website and put one up ourselves?

Hacksorz!

Bob, you’ve been warned.

Also be on the look out for packs of wild breasts.

Theo, I could never hurt the GDAB. However, if the PTT went away I would contact my congressman/woman and get Bob put on the FISA list.

I lost a cousin from wild breasts, El.

no – it wasn’t a code. And you did a good job, joe

Just remember your basic survival tips, theo: If you encounter wild breasts, just motorboat them until they run away. Remember, they’re just as afraid of you as you are of them.

(snort) yeah, like Bob’s not already on the list…

Wild Breast?I imagine Victoria Secrets is their mortal enemy.

theJOE, I was alway taught that DICK and BUSH went together like TRAFFIC and WEATHER……on the FIVES……..

LMAO, EL!!!Motorboat…Classic.See what you started CEU!!

And El wins the first QOTW of the week.

Theo, while you’re at it, can you get us a daytime OT? Stampeding breasts is the last thing he needs.Yeah, Joe, I hate the Ravens too, ever since Art took a giant steaming Modell on Cleveland. And I like Kerry Collins on his on-days–fond memories of his earlier Carolina days–so I tend to pull for them in AFC games (unless they are playing Pittsburgh).You and your 3 guys pull for my Panthers tonight? Coming up soon. Must have pizza.

Oooh! Do I get my name engraved on something?

Wasn’t “Stalking the Wild Breast” an old book? Or was that Asparagus?

Only prestige, El.

I am afraid of all BUSH and DICK for that matter.Congratulations El!!

FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!! Ravens

I get my name engraved on prestige? Oh I see. Well I could always carve it backwards on my own face.

prestige is a threadkiller.

No it isn’t but hang in there gang. I believe the mythical Elvis will be making an appearance tonight or he just told me that because I was annoying him.

I wonder if Elvis is annoyed at the esteem we hold him in. Or freaked out.

How’s things??How are you doing, DP?? Any good drugs left? Are you willing to share?How are the pups, Joe the GI? How’re your triplets–heh!Minx

Minx,The best place to find the good legal drugs are veterans. I get a 3 month supply of vicotine from injuries that the Army gave me.Puppies are great. However, we have multiple daddys and I am going to beat the bitches ass for being a super slut.

Threadkiller:Calling my dog a super slut

Might need to collect your threadkills, Joe. You da master.

Are YOU willing to share, Joe the GI?

No calling anyone a slut who can’t defend themselves, Joe. Or at least bitch-slap you into next week.

theJoe, Don’t beat her ass, it’s instinct….not recreational……..

And you know, I’ve tried that excuse before, LDH. It’s never worked.

You sound like such a hangin’ pimp, Joe the GI– ” I’m gonna beat the bitch’s ass for being such a super slut”. I thought that was a good thing–maybe not for the doggehs…

Documentary on Nixon’s presidency on History International. You young’uns don’t know what you missed….I was 19 when the bastard resigned. And I still pump fist when they replay the announcement.imagine how happy you’d feel if Cheney had been indicted & then Bush had resigned….. Pretty good, huh? That’s how it was.

I’m sorry to hear that, Kat, I’ve successfully used that excuse to beat paternity raps……..I guess it’s gender driven……

>>>imagine how happy you’d feel if Cheney had been indicted & then Bush had resigned….. Pretty good, huh? That’s how it was.Dammit ceu don’t taunt me with thoughts of justice!

I am jello around this dog. She looks at me and I melt. I am still pissed at her for fucking the wrong dick. These puppies are worth some money.Minx, I always share.

This just in: Mr. The GI The Joe thinks I’m old enough to have fought in The Vietnam™. That’s fucking depressing.

@Theo’s >>I wonder if Elvis is annoyed at the esteem we hold him in. Or freaked out.

It is a common mistake. I thought Bob was old enough to be my father.

>>Mr. The GI The Joe thinks I’m old enough to have fought in The Vietnam™. That’s fucking depressing.Well…thanks for that WTF is Packy?! I don’t want to be the oldest one here any longer. He can do it for a while.

Don’t be afraid Ceu. I love your insight. Without you I would talking about my junk again.

i wish i was kat von d cool!what the fuck is up with this dude…http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/09/andre-thomas-texas-death-_n_156765.html

Hey, El– Did Bob offer you a regular column gig on the GDAB? He should have… We will all bully Bob relentlessly until he does. That is, if you want a column. That’s how much you are loved, Elvis the D.Da Minx

I should start keeping a list of threadkillers.

Kat Von D is a terrible artist, Gyps. I mean, yeah, she does nice pictures, but she tattoos barefoot and brings her pet into the tattoo parlor. Eesh.So that’s Elvis and GI waiting until my birthday.

Yeah, don’t worry about it Elvis. Joe thinks I’m really old too. High school reunion coming up. Anyone over 28 is old.

(Minx – E used to post entries here)

Shut up, Carlos. Not true. Anyone over 40 is old.

I got a hole lot more waiting for you Theo. I have started a website with your birthday and a countdown clock. You may get a lot of emails.

Miss Gypsy, you are incredibly cool. Hey, anyone that can hold your former boyfriend’s spawn-child and not heft it across the room has achieved a major level of cool in my book.

GI: Bring it.

Excuse me for ranting, but HOW HARD can it be to find the damn Japanese women putting cat heads in their mouths???Google is teh suck.

theo that is part of the excitement. did i get hepatitis or not? isn’t that what the hokey pokey’s all about?!i got a tatto from a samoan in his momma’s house.

Darn. Over 40 is old? It’s official then. I’m one year old. QT

gyps: *shudders*

So, Elvis, what’s the deal on the website? You said that you would take the old one down; are you doing a new one? Or a forthcoming book?Signed,A Breathless AdmirerP.S. You’re a good looking guy as well…

yay for musical piracy!

Okay, Joe. Found it. Check yer wall. (Whew!)

Hell-Jane, Japanese women and cat heads?? WTF??

Kat – I meant that GI thinks that anyone over 28 is old.QT – That makes me 2 years old.

QT honey, you don’t look a day over 6 weeks old. Okay, someone is going to need to take Minx aside and slap her a couple times to snap her out of it. Either that, or Elvis – say something assholish. Oh, nevermind, she’d probably find that cute.

Short Story Time About Iraq:I am 27 which makes me a middle aged man in the Army. All my soldiers (18-21) called me the OLD MAN on every deployment.Combat adds 10 years to your life so I am actually 47. I HAVE GRAY HAIR

GI: do you really?

Jane – what the fuck is that?

Now I have to keep track of my Goddamn Face and who is pissing on whose wall now too? I can barely keep trackof the PTT!!Signed,Tired of Friggin’ Techology

Fuck fuck fuckity fuckface shit fire FUCK.My guys on the field are not doing well. THEY FUCKING SUCK right now, first wonderful drive aside.FUCK (in case anyone missed the first ones).

DP, no football it kills the thread.Oh? Football?

Fuck. I guess I’m old and not liked here. 28+? 40+? I missed Viet Nam service by just a few months when I joined the Navy at 17.That’s okay though kids. I’ll just keep lurking and soaking in your youth vicariously. You’ll remember me when you are paying for my wheelchair and Depends in a couple of years!

First, the cat thing on Joe’s wall. WTFBBQ, JANE?!Second, I Obamacon’d myself like the cool kids. Now I know this means I’m going to hell with the gays, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, college professors, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, poor people, almost poor people, not quite almost poor but it could go either way people and anyone who loses on American Idol, but it was worth it.

who else thinks jane has bombed some shit in her life? (hand raised)

Yikes, JoetheGI, at the risk of thread killing, was/is it tough to return to non-combat conditions? Might that be why so many vets are homeless??

HA!!!! Alan4 thinks he is going to have social security.I just laughed so hard I farted!

Please don’t refer to 28+ as old, Alan, as 29 is a month away for me. I know that still makes me a whippersnapper, but Jesus Christ, I swear I was 21 yesterday – and able to legally buy alcohol. Okay, that time loss thing is starting to come into focus now… Hey, when did I have a kid?

Minx,Can’t go into on the PTT right now BUT FUCK YES!!!I am raising my hand!

>>You’ll remember me when you are paying for my wheelchair and Depends in a couple of years!>>

Great! Now I’ll have to pay for TWO sets of Depends and TWO wheelchairs?! (I use both for convenience.)

red, i just turned 29 and i still feel like a 13 year old!

I am raising my hand for Joe, too. And all I’m saying is nipples pierced while drinking your way through the South. End of story.

Hey Alan–soak in all you want…just like a Depends Undergarment!!I’m over 40, but figure that it is never too late to be immature.

You got really drunk on night and were in a coma for months. Remember?

Hey Red.

Minx – I’ll be back as a semi-regular in the coming days, so just sit down and shut the fuck up already. Christ, no pressure or anything.And yes, Clusterdouche is closing its doors so I can work on My Book That Won’t Get Published. Should be a decent trade-off: Work tirelessly on a brilliant book that no one will read VS work tirelessly on a brilliant website that no one reads. Huzzah!Mr. The Bob Cesca should feel free to remove the blogroll to Clusterdouche at his convenience.

Gyps, I still act like a 13-year-old. Boobs, anyone?

OOh! It’s entirely possible that I’m not the oldest one here (looks at Alan!)My birth year was the last one (I think) for the draft…were I male, I’d have had to go ’cause the toe-cutting-off stuff just wasn’t an option for me and they’d ended deferments for college.I wonder how many toes Cheney had to cut off for his 5 deferments…

Jane – NICE.

Yeah, the pisser is that I used to always be the “young one”. I don’t know when that ended. All of the sudden, it seems I’m supposed to be the friggin mentor, or something. Okay, fine, but stop making me feel old, damn it.I’ll drink all of you fuckers under the table! That’s a sign of youth and virility, right? Right? C’mon man, RIGHT???!

Teh Joe, we’ll talk about it on the book of Jane’s Goddamn Face, I have to catch up on all of that stuff..I used to just have to use the iPod, now I have to use TWO electronic devices, Oeuvre!

i thought about you today brother as i ran past this lady trying to show off her boobies in a bikini top. in cold ass weather i might add!it activated my “what would brother say” laughter

Don’t you worry, Elvis. Cyclo cynic could probably be persuaded to hawk that book for ya. She’s darn good.

Alan – Hell yeah it is! And I’m a doctor.Gypsy – You need to carry a camera at all times. Starting now.

What the fuck is a cyclo cynic?

OMG! The Sham Wow guy has another product!! [The Slap Chop! And if you call in the next 20 minutes ('cause they can't do this all day) you get some free shit!] Son of a bitch.

@CEU: I share a birthday with the Sputnik and the IGY (not the pop).Old farts will get it.

Did someone say “butt fuck”?

Jebus…………I’m 54………..Am I dead yet?……………

Lame, Yes sorry. Don’t worry I am a trained Combat Lifesaver. I can stab a needle into your chest above the third rib if you have a collapsed lung.

I never had a wild adolescence or ‘young adulthood’ so I am making up for it by being an idiotgirl in my mind while my body acts like it’s 137 (it still looks great though, no older than 83). Can’t stand up to you, Theo, I’m afraid…

I share a birthday with Osama! Ceu shares one with the new PalinBot!

I’m totally going to need a liver donation tomorrow…

>>I can stab a needle into your chest above the third rib if you have a collapsed lung.

Oooh, sometimes I think that might feel good GI – can I call you for the needle stabbing? You know how it goes for us old farts, right? Anything for the attention.

hehe. bj called elvis pretty!

Adding, Lloyd Bridges and Andy Gibbs died on my birthday.DAMN YOU Andy! Shadow Dancer!

theJoe, What’s the name of that shit they shoot into your heart when you’re Uma Thurman in “Pulp Fiction?”………….there are days when I would benefit from that injection………..

Adrenaline.

oh, fuck. I’m older than both Alan and LDS…. I vaguely remember Sputnik coming down.Alan – 2009 is the International Year for Astronomy. A propos of nothing.

*thread killer alert*FUCK ME DEAD. I forgot to wear my lucky game shirt. I did this. I just dug it out of the dirties and have the stink on me (not as bad as the first half stink of the Panthers) and maybe that will tip it back in the second half. Goddamnit. How could I do that?

What the fuck, DP?! Arizona is kicking ass!BOOBIES!

Lloyd Bridges was the coolest underwater guy! Why did you go and kill him Jane? His sons aren’t nearly as nifty, and I don’t think they can do that back-flip off of the boat with the airtanks on like dad did.

I thought the needle was used for something less you old ass hippies

Minx: Wha?

If I am going to make a joke I have to spell the shit right.I will go punish myself.I was trying to say that some of the elder statesmen/women on the GDAB might have used needles for heroine.Vets know a lot about drugs

CycloCynic:1. A unique disorder in which a snarky commenter swings wildly back and forth between between sanity and insanity.2. A cynic who’s really into biking.Derivation:Cyclothymia– A mild bipolar disorderCynic– A sarcastic and sneering person

the sons were pretty cute back then, Alan. Young girls weren’t looking at Lloyd.El – Cyclo Cynic isn’t a what – it’s a who. And since you weren’t here, you won’t get the reference… sorry.

Minx…….I don’t think it was Adrenaline …….but, I may be wrong……I am fucking old……….

i have no idea what most of you peeps are talking about!i tried to start a convo about a dude eating his own eyeballs…(and yes this is my re-attempt at starting that conversation!)

Sorry, CEU. Cross-post!

I think we should lay odds on the presence of a “Big Block of Cheese Day” in an Obama White House.Sorry for the randomness, but I’m watching West Wing (and Star Wars.)

Jeff Bridges as President Evans in The Contender kicks old Lloyd “Sea Hunt” Dangleballs in his guppy-pouch and then some, Alan. So you shut up. I knew I was voting for Obama when he said Bridges’s Evans was his favorite film President. Great, great movie.

Maybe Elvis, but put Jeff in a 50′s hi-waisted Speedo and a scuba tank, and Lloyd will kick his soggy ass any day.

gypsysoul – I read about that guy. A lifer in Texas, I believe…..mentally unbalanced……just the kind of poor bastard Bush enjoyed throwing the switch on……………..

40 felony counts against Agnew. I’d forgotten it was that many….Ya know, if you like politics (I’ve a feeling some of you might) you should watch this documentary. It’s 2 hours & the last part is really interesting. It’s done with narration over news footage and stories by various people involved – Ben Bradlee, Al Haig, Alexander Butterfield, Egil Krogh. It’s very well done & very informative.I’m thinking that most of you weren’t around or don’t remember what the Nixon admin. or the atmosphere in the US was like.It’s on History International (ends at 10) and repeats at midnight eastern

And Ms The Underaged Theo is correct, Obama should bring back Big Block of Cheese Day and the old Walk Up To The Front Door And Shake The President’s Hand on Sunday deal. Put the people back in We The People. Seriously.

Seriously Carolina?

Did he think it was going to get him out?

that is a special kind of crazy that would rip out own eyeball and eat it. i am throwing up a little in mi boca!

Elvis – Was it ever confirmed that Obama is a West Wing fan?

Don’t apologize, CC. Your comment was much better than mine!

Theo: I’ll see your wha? And raise you to a “what are you what-ing me about?”

Gypsy…………Yeah, that kind of mindset really gave me pause to think……Firstable………..that’s gotta hurt….and then?…….

Minx: “Can’t stand up to you, Theo, I’m afraid…” from earlier.

Everyone huge DP right now.{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DP}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

theo i have to get back to this “shudder” at tattoo thingy.don’t you have tattoos and piercings?

HUG!!! not huge.FUUUUUCCCKKK! I am dumb tonite

Well, you can argue about Lloyd and Jeff, but Beau is my favorite Bridges.

Ok. I’m back. WTF is going on here, anyway?

Yes, Carlos. Arizona. Kicking ass. Panthers folding. Halfway there, got my *ptewie* lucky Delhomme jersey on now. All my mojos for the season are in place. Things better turn for the next (and fucking ONLY, I might remind them) half.Axl–please, I know you’re indifferent in this one but I’m begging–pull for my guys, please. They CAN’T lose to AZ.Kat will give out a–wait, I haven’t consulted Kat on this.

Gyps: I have dozens of piercings and two self-done tattoos, as well as several scarifications and a few brands.

Thanks for the huge, GI–and the hugs. I’ll take anything right now. I’d almost offer to fill in for the offer I nearly put up for Kat if you guys would do some “Om”s and such for the Cats.

the old ones are staging a coup, Pack. there seem to be people stirring up trouble & elvis is writing a book. Watch out for joe – he has a needle & isn’t afraid to stick it in your 3rd rid after he collapses your lung. Some team is losing in football, and we all agree that the Bridges boys looked splendid in Speedos.

Joe – Putting “huge” and “DP” in the same sentence shifts me to porno mentality.

Jeff & Beau? In Speedos?Eeww.

Kat isn’t doing shit for an American football team. Now…if it was the Italian national soccer team, we might be able to work something out. Sorry, DP.

Old People Coup Alert!!!!I imagine canes, Golden Girls, The Price Is Right, moth balls, wheelchairs, collapsed 401Ks, Viagara and weather discussions.

Think breasts, Carlos.Oh, who am I kidding.Ceu, very good recap. I’ve missed most of this and very rudely burst in to vent my football frustrations. Will do my usual morning read, I suppose.Fuck, it’s coming back. Not sure if I want to impale myself on somehting now ans get it over with or see if they can turn things around.

not now. then.

Big comeback, DP!

Is it really a coup if we’ve always really been in charge, but the rest of you don’t know it?Of course the rest of you will be old sometime too (it sucks, yeah, but it’s better than the alternative, if you knwo what I mean), and then you’ll understand.

Hey Elvis I clicked on your name on the bottom of your comments and a picture of a stack of coffee filters comes up.

GI: I’m bringing the Cat Porn to the fight.That is, if it’s not raining.

>> Hey Elvis I clicked on your name on the bottom of your comments and a picture of a stack of coffee filters comes up.Yep, Elvis is just a regular guy – just like you and me and Joe DiMaggio.

You’re as young as you feel…….and I don’t feel a day over 92……..Is it too late to trade livers with David Crosby?……..

whoa…just had a major dog fight in the house and the freaking cat started!theo so why did you shutter about the tats?

Gyps: It’s not the tattoos, it’s Kat Von D’s non-sterile conditions. Tattoo artists who aren’t sterile (putting their clients at risk of hep a, b, c, hiv) give a bad name to the industry. She’s a great artist, but that shouldn’t give her a pass on clean conditions.

Yeah, I stuck that coffee filter thing in when Mr. The Bob Cesca’s Amazingly Random Blogocommentary Filtration System hung my comments up for fear of The Spam™. I don’t see the point anymore of using the URL field to promote a website I no longer care for very much.Maybe I should rent my URL field out to the highest bidder.

Anyone notice that the supreme court is going to hear a case regarding the voting rights act of 1965? Possibly overturning it?

No, Theo, they’re just gonna change the minimum voting age to 25…then 30…just to fuck with you.

Th-th-th-th-theo!I was referring to my earlier post about the state of my body. My 43 yr. old bod will not be having a website dedicated to it as the GI is doing for yours, and definitely not a count-down clock until my birthday! Things are just not the same at 43 as they are at 17– even with scarification & branding (YIKES!!!!!).

That sounds serious Theo. What would it overturn? Would minorities not be allowed to vote? Because that is already the case.

If anyone gives a shit, I’m thinking about replacing Clusterdouche! with an all-Lincoln, all-the-time site call TheLincolnBlog, and kicking it off on the day of his bicentennial. If there was ever a year to get people interested in Lincoln again, it’s this one, and my Lincoln Jones runs nearly as deeply and hotly as Obama’s.So TheLincolnBlog would be Lincoln As Seen Through The Elvis Dingeldein Snark Filter.Thoughts?

Jane: Oh, lord, don’t taunt me!GI: It looks like the Voting Rights Act would simply be removed from the constitution, but minorities would still have the right to vote. someone with more knowledge on the subject could read and de-code this for me. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/09/AR2009010902224_2.html?wprss=rss_politics&sid=ST2009010902861&s_pos=

Elvis: that sounds sexy. I vote yes.

I really like the idea of a Lincoln blog Elvis, but I’m skeptical that it could remain Lincolnish enough to fulfill the idea. That said, I’d read it and support it until it goes to shit.

They did that to me with the drinking age, Theo, back in the day. It went to 19 when I was 17, then to 21 when I was 18. Fuckers.

Here’s another article re. VOting Rights Act – http://www.startribune.com/nation/37370369.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUElvis – sounds good, but don’t limit yourself, man! Include Taft!

Well, peoples, I’m taking the breasts to bed. And Joe the GI, we will converse about sharing later.As always, anyone who brings very cold, very good (not too dry, dammit!) white wine & blue cheese is welcome to join me under the Slanket(tm)!The Minx, who needs a haircut, or something…

Jane – I was legal for 4 or 5 months when I was 18, then NY state changed it to 21 with no grandfather clause. Motherfucker, I was pissed!

What the fuck does “remain Lincolnish enough” mean? There’s enough Lincolnalia out there to fill a hundred daily blogs with a different daily fact. I’m less than 5% through the new Burlingame bio and I could already do a month’s worth of stuff.

Jane: I missed the big “you can get shitfaced legally” birthday too. It was 21 where I lived in high school. I was in boot-camp when I turned 18, and was then transferred to VA where the age was 18.I missed the big birthday bash that made me legal, but I made up for it, belive me.

Nite, Minx. And try your blue cheese with red wine. Besides being patriotic, it’s mmmmmmmm.

blah blah blah I hate my liver blah blah

Alan, I am still making up for it.

blah blah Joe’s liver blah

Wait: this one‘s better, Joe. *cough*

Elvis: Lincolnish – what I meant was how the topic would drift based on current affairs and the comments and feedback of the blog.Certainly if it’s a one-way deal, you could ramble on for a long time with Linconalia. But if it’s a conversation then it’ll be much harder to keep on topic.Give it a shot though, I’d love to discuss current issues with Mr. Lincoln, or his stand-in.

I am Joe’s liver.

Laffy reports that the luncheon for the inauguration is based on a Lincoln menu – all the foods Lincoln liked.Hopefully Obama likes the same stuff….

I swear, I posted my joke before Jane posted that video.

elvis, lincoln was a douche! he promoted the death of the indian society!

Uh oh, I smell a Gypsy/Elvis steel cage match a-brewin’.

Gypsy’s gonna die…

Lungs yes, but the liver is still fully Irish and made out of iron.

>> Uh oh, I smell a Gypsy/Elvis steel cage match a-brewin’.Jello is much more freindly, and more fun to watch.

Mmmm, Irish iron liver.

Holy Shit Gypsy is going to rip Elvis’ Lincolnhole apart.The liver doesn’t like all the Vicodine and drinking.

i am not smart enough to fight elvis. but i wish people would look past some of the bullshit that has been altered/omitted throughout history. this is the very thing that bush is banking on!at one point all the founding fathers called for genocide against natives. they valued white supremacy and were deeply anti-indian!

GI: Forgive my curiosity, but what is the vicodin for? I don’t think I know what your injuries are.

Theo, someone stabbed GI above the third rib with a shiv. He crapped his pants.

Vicodin is for any one of my many broken bones(non combat just training) and because i like the way they taste.

Nice.

Mmmmm broken bones

The Voting Rites act is at risk:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/09/AR2009010902224_pf.html

But not the BONE.(55th dick/balls comment of the week, new PTT record).

**WOOT*** throws confetti for 55th dick/balls reference!

Oh Mike, can’t you see there’s a serious conversation going on here?

Somebody shoot me.

Now onto the matter at hand. The economic theory of Guns and Butter would suggest that supply side economics would only produce a marginal utility and not profit maximization without consumerism.

And punch out my fucking QB while you’re at it–usually I don’t just blame the QB but this time he was a big factor. Shit. G’night guys.

Nite Deepsters. Sorry we lost.

Nite DP. Sorry but please wear the lucky shirt tomorrow.

Every gun that is fired, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. (April 1953, Washington, D.C.) – Eisenhower.friggin’ liberal soft on defense pansy…

Sorry but one more dick commentI HAVE A CHUBBY FOR EISENHOWER!!!!That is awesome

Yeah, Joe. The Republicans weren’t always idiot twits, but then they elected St. Ron…

Oh, my, god. SNL is starting with a Rachel Maddow spoof.

Bastards!!!!

Ceu – I doubt the current crop of Republicans would accept Ike as one of their own were he to reappear. He even warned us about the military-industrial complex (of course, we didn’t listen).

Elvis – I like the idea of the LincolnBlog.QT

>>Vicodin is for any one of my many broken bones(non combat just training) and because i like the way they taste.Are they candy coated?

I missed the Rachel SNL segment. Was it funny at least?

BC, no but they make everything better.

Eh. It was about the Burris thing. Best part was when Blago (who had been making lesbian comments) said he wasn’t leaving the interview and staying there “like a Dutch kid with his thumb in a dyke.”

i think I just jeezed my pants over nph “pulsen it out”!

so i just saw sex on the beach! cue brothers in 5, 4, 3…

The drink or the soft porn movie?

I know I’m going to regret saying this, but ladies, you do know that NPH is gay, right?

gypsy losing her shit in five…four…three..

I knew he was gay, and I still think he’s cute.

Hey, I hear NPH is gay.

HA, Carl! Next you’ll be saying Graham Norton’s gay, too…

Just in case y’all didn’t know – NPH is gay.

Eisenhower moved the space program from Defense to NASA, a brilliant move, and now, I’ve heard, that people want to put NASA back into Defense, a really bad idea.(Watching Sputnik Mania – another excellent documentary on History International)

ceu,Thank you for some adult conversation at this hour. I am just getting warmed up so keep it coming. Defense shouldn’t be responsible for Defense.

oh god…look at those hands!!!!!!!!!!

I know I’m going to regret saying this, but ladies, you do know that Eisenhower was gay, right?

BC, no one has ever sent me to wikipedia so quickly.

You know Carlos, that is how rumors get started.

I know I’m going to regret saying this, but ladies, you do know that Wikipedia and rumors are gay, right?

Joe – just doing my best to inject useless bits of trivia into the conversation and keep the topic off sex…’cause really, who can think about sex & Eisenhower or Nixon at the same time?!

Carlos.

Kat?

I knew wikipedia was gay, and I still think he’s cute.

I was answering Chris’s question, Carlos.You know, I heard recently that wikipedia was gay.

Broadway: Do you prefer Carl or Carlos?

that skit made me miss tiffani amber thiessen!

Roger, Roger.Huh?What?

holy shit…nph playing a southern girl=clay aiken!

What did I miss?

where you been gi? motorboating?

Does anyone else think Ana Marie Cox is hot?

I would love to motorboat Ann Marie Cox

Theo, either one will do. There was some semblence of anonymity with “Carl” but someone blew it out of the water early on in the e-mail phase, before FB.

I think I saw an online webcast debate between Ana Marie Cox and Glenn Greenwald before AMC started appearing on Rachel’s show… and although she’s a cutie, it turned me off to her. Okay, I’ll go now. Goodnight all. PEACE OUT! (I only seem to use those phrases on PTT.)

hey…anyone still up? I can’t sleepMinx

It’s cool that Rachel is the famous enough to be namechecked in SNL, but that impression was weak sauce. Weak sauce, I say! I get the she was the straightman of the piece- and let’s not work in any lesbian jokes cos that sketch used up the earths supply so quickly there is now a lesbian joke vacuum. How does a lesbian joke vacuum work? Same way as a normal vacuum- on carpet. Alright it looks like the joke pressure has equalized- but that Rachel was boring. It sounded more like a generic newscaster voice, and when your news host is funnier than your impression on a comedy show, that’s a problem. I’m just saying the sauce was weak. That’s all I’m saying.Yup just…floating that out there.

I am here teh minx- here in Teh Mountain Time Zone.

I thought they got the look right.

Yeah she looked decently Rachel-ish. Hell it might have turned into a decent thing if the writers had given her anything to do in the sketch other than feed lines.

Haven’t watched SNL in a long time… I really miss the 70′s-80′s shows– even though some of them sucked as well. Anyone remember “The Killer Bees”. But I loved when it seemed like Steve Martin hosted every week, DEVO played just about every week and we had the “Year Of Al Franken”.

Just doing a time check to see how late those posts were. For some reason, the time on the comments is never the same as my time here.