White House Open to the Public

Posted on 01/16/2009 at 10:12 pm by Bob Cesca

The president-elect is opening the White House to the public on Wednesday.

Of course you have to apply here and hope your name is selected. I applied, but only because I have a Republican congressman and there’s no chance of successfully arranging a tour through him. I miss the old days when you could just line up and have a public tour. But, you know, the terrorists won.

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  • EL Mystico

    But will there be a big wheel of cheese?

  • http://unrelatedcontent.com Travis D

    God DAMN it beaten to the cheese joke.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Maybe we should totally do it like old timey days…”Good Afternoon, Your Excellency. I contributed the princely sum of $25 to His Excellency’s Campaign for Change. In consideration for my generosity, I would like to be appointed to the position of Ambassador to the Republic of Hotmanistan. I promise His Excellency not to get into too much, ah, ‘trouble.’”

  • SEan Hannity

    YOU ARE JUST AS HATEFUL AS THE PEOPLE YOU HATE.

  • http://osborneink.blogspot.com/2009/01/be-seeing-you-number-six.html Matt Osborne

    A decade ago,I never thought I would be,at forty-three, on the verge ofspontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-we.-But I guess that it comeswith the terrorist threat,An ominous landscape ofnever-ending piling-up debt.I’m tuning it out,I don’t wanna seecause I have had all I can take andexploding in anger’s an imminent possibilityto me!So pardon me while I burstinto blame.I’ve had enough of George Bushand his people’s mindless games.So pardon me while I turnand rise above the rage.Pardon me, pardon me…We’ll never be the same!Seven years ago,we all did seeon TVwe saw a picture of a guyin a turban talabani.To those times I can’t relatecause lately we’ve been living with the damn frustrationof presidential vacation fromthe burdens ofhis elected job.No gravity, hypocrisy,and the bailout of Wall Street…and treating people differently.Pardon me while I burstinto blame.I’ve had enough of George Bushand his people’s mindless games.So pardon me while I turnand rise above the rage.Pardon me, pardon me…We’ll never be the same!

  • Bob Cesca

    >>YOU ARE JUST AS HATEFUL AS THE PEOPLE YOU HATE.Oh yeah?! Well, wherever you go, there you are!

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    Adding: Rubber, glue, bounces, sticks, etc.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    These trolls are actually making me miss TypeKey…

  • SillyGit

    Matt, I believe that you have a gift. Anothr very good one.I love the smell of reich wing trolls in the morning.It’s the smell of ….. VICTORY!