Wingnut Mail Bag

It’s been a while since I received a wingnut e-mail this hilarious:

You are the epitome of scum. I would even go as far to say that you are a more vile human being than Michael Moore. You should be locked in a cell with the terrorists in Gitmo and water boarded just for giggles. You do not deserve to breath the air of the United States of America. You are a catastrophic failure of humanity no matter how “educated” you may be. Your ideology is a mental illness. It is so far of the wall that you should be consider mentally insane. Lithium and Prozac should be of abundance in your life. You posses no ounce of logic or reason. To argue your warped perception of this world would be like playing chess with a 2 year old, pointless due to lack of understanding and comprehension.

He forgot the line about liberals being “haters.”

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  • http://chenzhen.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/flagburning.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    Well come on, Mr. The Bob Cesca, your ideology is Of The Wall. You and I are both rabid Wallites, let’s not be coy.Adding: Why are Wingnut Letter-Writers such illiterate fuckbags?

  • http://chenzhen.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/flagburning.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    And I’m not sure what it says about my Politics that I’m more offended by poor spelling, bad sentence structure, noun-verb disagreements and Plain Bad Writing than I am the Wingnut Ideology that spawns it.I don’t suppose Mr. The Epitome went on to enumerate his particular qualms with you, or tried to debate a specific issue?

  • cminri

    Nothing like a little Wingnut in the morning to clear the sinuses…

  • HaremScarem

    Like clockwork, the wingnuts attack attack attack but never give any opposing arguments to anything you’ve written. It’s just “you’re dumb” and then hit the send button.

  • sammyscooge

    Well I’m also more offended by the ‘poor spelling, bad sentence structure, noun-verb disagreements and Plain Bad Writing’ than I am by what was actually said. Not sure what that says about me either, Mr. Of The Dingledein but it looks like I’m in good company.Can I be “of the wall” too? It sounds pretty damn cool.

  • NelsonZee

    If it wasn’t so scary, I’d say congratulations Bob.

  • Lammy

    Abundant Lithium does sort of sound appealing.

  • 24hourjack

    we are all merely bricks “of the wall” of lithium induced liberal insanity.bob,do you have any contact info. on this guy?id like to arrange for him to write my obituary.

  • kansasdem

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm, so that’s what W’s gonna do with all his spare time now!

  • Packy

    Don’t let it bother you, Bob, I’ve been Of The Wall™ for most of my life.By the way – was the email full of backslashes?

  • Kat

    I believe the term is “sore loser.” You must be doing something right to get an email like that, Mr. Bob Of The Wall.

  • Origins

    Antagonists usually do attract negative reactions.This website dwells in negatively with a sprinkling of what appears to be Hope, and Change. Strange how it eludes you all.

  • camel54

    “You posses no ounce of logic or reason.” Sweet.He or she hit below the belt by saying there was a lack of understanding AND comprehension. Whoa, whoa let’s be civil. I mean one or the other but BOTH? That’s…gotta hurt.

  • Origins

    whoopsie !Negativity !wow I hope this makes it in before the spelling cops bust me up.Edit feature Bob?

  • sammyscooge

    Origins says:Antagonists usually do attract negative reactions.This website dwells in negatively with a sprinkling of what appears to be Hope, and Change. Strange how it eludes you all._________________________________________________Hmmm. Strange that the true patriotism of Mr. Cesca eludes you.What you call negative and antagonistic, most of us here call the truth. We know it hurts.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Origins/Lib4Ever – I just wanted to let you know that edit features and spellcheck wouldn’t have caught your misspelling of “negativity” because “negatively” is still an actual word. Nor would it have caught your missed capitalization of the word “wow.” We liberals like using capital letters at the beginning of our sentences; we’ll forgive capitalization laziness if proper intelligence is shown in a comment. We’ll even sometimes forgive puncuation errors, but not this time. You should have used a comma after the interjection “wow.” Maybe you should just proofread your work before submitting it instead of griping about edit features.

    But I am so glad you commented on this particular post. The wingnut mailbags are a favorite of mine. Perhaps Mr. Cesca can forward you this e-mailer’s address so you can ask him why he hates so much?Sincerely,Grammar & Puncuation PoliceA division of The Spelling PolicePS – Suck it.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    * I am writing myself a summons for misspelling “punctuation.”The check is in the mail.

  • gypsysoul

    aawwww, conservatives are fun. do they know how unintentionally funny they are?!

  • BrokenArrow

    Hate springs eternal with these malcontents.

  • mary b

    What is wrong with these people?Why do they read this blog if they hate people like us so much? Do they just need to hate someone so bad that they can’t help themselves?This winger has got some real issues!

  • rogect8

    My favorite part of emails like this is when, like in the above example, the author is obviously trying so hard to sound intelligent…and failing. Who says anything should be “of abundance in your life?”Only one type of person – dim-witted conservatives trying to prove how smart they are by using a thesaurus (and phrasing things such that the only thing covering up the stupidity is the latent desperation).

  • Mike from Boston

    You’re “of the Wall” dude! Cool.

    Did this person also mention anything about not receiving any pudding if your meat entree wasn’t finished?

  • sammyscooge

    Mike from Boston said:Did this person also mention anything about not receiving any pudding if your meat entree wasn’t finished?____________________________________________I bet when he goes home at night, his fat andpsychopathic wife thrashes him within inches of his life.Sorry…I couldn’t resist.

  • dontpanic23

    I like being part of Bob’s “posses”. Do I get a horse? Are we split into several posses? And can we choose the Bob Posse or the Cesca Posse?Pass the Lithium (I’m joining the Of the Wall Posse).

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Bob Cesca is “of the wall…” I sense a parody coming…”All you are is just aNother blog of the wall”

  • kosmo fenster

    reading comments of this nature remind me of how far we have descended over the last 8 yrs. it’s going to take a lot more than 48hrs to educate this crowd. pity they make the rest of us look so bad. there is nothing worse than a conservative with a keyboard and a sense of entitlement. they are the ones who belong in GITMO.