Worst Person

Posted on 01/22/2009 at 8:27 pm by JumpyPants

Rush Limbaugh:

“We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles, bend over forward, backward, whichever, because his father was black, because this is the first black president.”

It’s impossible reason with drug addicted, flaccid-dicked sex tourists, but I’ll try anyway. Millions of the rest of us are hoping President Obama succeeds because the previous group — the group that was supported by the drug addicted, flaccid-dicked sex tourist named Rush Limbaugh — absolutely and completely f-cked the world. Those of us struggling to keep our jobs, our retirement savings, and our sanity are wondering when the f-cking from the far-right is going to end, because even though we have a new administration and a new lease on hope, the f-cking continues nonetheless.

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  • GItheScholar

    The fucking will never stop. They have all the Viagara. Remember it last for four hours.In all seriousness, he is getting desperate and it is showing. Radio racism is coming to an end in my life time.

  • CJ

    In fact, the Southern Strategy continues to be a very, very effective strategy in…wait for it…the South.Limbaugh and associates are and will continue to apply their tried and true tactics. That’s what they’re paid to do; that’s what they are.

  • Redmond

    Basically, Rush Limbaugh loves America so much, he wants the president to fail thus ruining America even more and sending the nation into turmoil.Now I get why he was divorced so many times. (Not counting the Filipino boys.)

  • blake

    Limbaugh has 30,000,000 reasons – per year – to be a total asshole.It’s his shtick, he’s nothing but an entertainer – a buffoon who wants attention to drive ratings. That’s it.

  • SillyGit

    Just like bad Mexican food, Lush Rimbaugh too, shall pass.

  • Mary in Omaha

    The only time the real f*cking will stop is when the left is proven to be right. And as my dear old Aunt Claire once told me, “The truth always comes out in the end. Always. “That’s the only thing we can hang our hat on. The fact is that the truth is real… Torture is not allowed. No matter what. Hate does not end wars. Hate breads terrorists. People cause wars and people are the only ones who can bring peace. Don’t generalize people…color & race don’t define a person’s character…period.

  • http://sourgrapes@comcast.net idreamofskiba

    Would you guys think I’m a bad person for saying I hate Limbaugh? Because I really do HATE him.

  • GItheScholar

    Spent to much time on the PTT now I have to refresh with a completely useless message to the post. Sorry.

  • Lee B.

    I suppose it’s no skin off his fat ass if Obama does fail, because afterall he has more money than God, has zero morals, and no care in the world about anyone but himself and his easy access to boner drugs and oxycontin. Even if Limbaugh were a liberal I would hate his guts, because politics aside he’s just a genuine Grade-A prick.

  • kansasdem

    No racism there, eh?

  • JG

    what do these people stand for? nothing.

  • Rod Majors

    Saw clips of his interview on the Hannity Hate Hour…never thought I’d miss Colmes so much.

  • emsique

    Rush is a reincarnation aberration. He was supposed to come back as a tick, but was exposed to radiation and has become the big suck that he is. Don’t worry. Karma will get him properly next time.

  • http://www.politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com/ politicalpartypooper

    My hope that Obama succeeds has nothing to do with the previous administration.Furthermore, until we as a nation hope for the future without being stuck in the past, there is no hope. Right now, we have bigger things to do than act like victims of the last administration. I understand the angst, I understand the desire for retribution, but it has no place whatsoever in a nation that hopes to change itself.If you cannot understand that, we cannot and will not move forward.America has a choice to make. If you want to play the same games that were played the last eight years, we can do that for another eight years. We can respond to idiocy, and we can pursue retribution against Bush and Co. We can utterly waste our time shouting at the devil, or we can kill him by ignoring him.It’s your choice. What kind of America do you want? I know it sounds RIGHT to punish those who did wrong for the last eight years. It sounds like justice, it sounds like the way we ought to go.In truth, however, it only SOUNDS that way. Listen to your President, and move forward. Do the job of today and tomorrow, and if there is time left for yesterday, then we’ll address that, too.You can’t have both. It never works. You MUST make a choice. Ignore Limbaugh. Lead by example. His words are worthless when we do. He’s a siren on a hill and nothing more. If you listen to him, he’ll cause you to crash amongst the rocks. The real Right is much more willing to work with you than limp fucksticks like Limbaugh. He does not represent the Right. He says he does, and he has you convinced. But how convincing can he be when you refuse to give an ear to his voice, when you ignore him? Only then will you meet the real fellows on the right.

  • frictionsoul

    Shouldn’t we just simply indulge their morbid fantasies and let them experience an Old Testament form of punishment? Just asking because they seem hell-bent on getting to heaven sooner rather than later.

  • Patches

    Ya know what gives me the heebie-jeebies? Limbaughs’s suitcase full o Viagra. The idea of him running amok in the Dominican Republic… What did he go there for? Sun and surf? Have you seen this guy? To get laid? He’s a millionaire in New York City, there are hot dog vendors with three models in their “five” there… How can you get laid in the Dominican Republic, but not in New York? Kids. Limbaugh’s a kidfucker. Heeeeebie jeebies.

  • BrokenArrow

    Mark my words. Someday, and it may be soon, this pathetic, smelly, limp-dick, is going to be exposed, fully and completely.His reputation will be FUBAR’ed to the point that he OD’S. I can feel this, see this, dream this, know this.He will end it all NOT because he’s ashamed beyond all reason….NO, he’ll end it all because he will have LOST the game.I’m so tired of him, that I can’t even muster up enough anger to cuss him out. I have also stopped watching anything on the blogs rush related. I deem him insiginificant, like a speck of fly shit on a wall. So be it, and it is so.