Worst President Ever

As always, President Bush’s utter lack of humility and his inability to fully grasp how he personally failed on numerous occasions is just staggering. For example:

“Don’t tell me the federal response was slow when there were 30,000 people pulled off roofs right after the storm passed. … Could things been done better? Absolutely. But when I hear people say the federal response was slow, what are they going to say to those chopper drivers or the 30,000 who got pulled off the roof?” he said.

Okay, but the slowness of the response was exacerbated by pictures of the president playing guitar and eating cake with John McCain — and all of it was preceded by slow responses on 9/11 and the Indonesian tsunami. He also forgets that the famous words: “Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job,” were mumbled on camera while a fleet of rescue helicopters — helicopters that could’ve been, you know, rescuing people — were sitting unused in the background.

He also said at one point that he hopes this “depression” isn’t as bad as “the Great Depression.” Errrr — what?! This depression?

Also, there was this: “not finding weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment.” No, no. We feel “disappointment” when there’s no more ice cream. Or when our favorite sports team loses an important whatever. Not finding — rather, deliberately ignoring the fact that there weren’t any weapons in the first place but going to war anyway — wasn’t a disappointment. It was one of the biggest, most expensive, most damaging foreign policy disasters in American history.

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  • strawdog

    Eternal darkness of the clueless mind.

  • Myhero

    I can’t believe we need to hash over once again how bad George W. Bush is. He can try to makeover hispresidency all he wants. But over 70% of the American people have made their assessment and its negative. The last election proved how much faith we have in republicans in general. Let right wing wingnuts on talk radio blather away all they want.But when it comes down to the voting booth, I believe that Americans in a vast majority will be repudiating the republicans for a long time. With the exception Of certain states, the deep south mostly.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    No remorse. He shows no remorse. He thinks he’s admitting something by saying “yeah, things coulda been done better”, but you are right on with the assertion that he didn’t make just one or two mistakes, he made many, many critical mistakes that will have a long term impact on Americans.Notice, too, how he forgot, or perhaps fails to see, how the deregulation of almost everything has put Americans in danger financially and physically.If he opened his eyes for just a moment and saw the chaos he has created, and then contemplated its impact on the country and the world, his tiny infantile psyche would implode.

  • PackyJ

    Gawd. Is it January 20 yet?

  • cminri

    I am taking January 20th off from work so I can stay home and watch all the festivities. I want to soak it all in and remember it as it happens. Im not sure if I’m happier to see Bush leave office or Obama to become President. Both I guess.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I watched part of the news conference and cringed at “helicopter drivers and Coast Guard drivers…”Pilots, right? Pilots?

  • GItheJOE

    I heard “misunderestimated” come out of his mouth this morning.(yes spellcheck is screaming red at me).I am “disappointed” that he has tortured the English language on television for 8 years.This man nearly ruined this country.Thank God he is calling it a “depression”. I am watching the DOW fall like his approval ratings after Katrina. Harvard should revoke his MBA tonight.One question for the team?”Has any President in history ever passed their own personal war/wars onto another President?”Ah, Fuck it. THAT ONE will fix it. Or THE HELP will take care of it. This is paramount to understanding the ideology of a spoiled rich kid. You know the ones that get their asses beat when they leave the nest. (Someone didn’t beat this guy hard enough)

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    GI I’m not sure on that one, but I think you could say that President Buchanan pretty much did nothing as the South seceded and opened fire, allowing the whole mess to fall to Lincoln to take care of.

  • LameDuckHunting

    The current issue of Rolling Stone features a great piece by Matt Taibbi imagining a final interview with Bush. It is waaaaaaay out of line. Keep up the good work, Matt.I highly recommend it………..

  • GItheJOE

    I was hoping that Matt Tiabbi was going to be Obama’s Press Secretary.

  • Ripper28

    He had some really crazy comments when he was asked about regrets that he had during his eight years in office. He jumped from the Mission Accomplished banner to his rhetoric to some weird musings about flying Air Force One down to Louisiana and how that would have diverted too many cops. The guy is completely and utterly delusional, incapable of grasping anything anywhere near reality. He failed in everything he ever undertook in his eight years in office.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    Also, there was this: “not finding weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment. “No, no. We feel “disappointment” when there’s no more ice cream.Posted By Bob Cesca | January 12, 2009 11:29 AM | DIGG ME!L

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    my heart with “Love” was clipped out (along with “ve”)

  • El Mystico

    Is it too harsh to suggest that I hope he never gets a night’s sleep for the rest of his life, and that he is instead haunted by the ghosts of American soldiers, screaming Iraqi babies, and all the words that died on his ears when someone tried to teach him “the English”?

  • jasperjava

    Is it too harsh to suggest that I hope he never gets a night’s sleep for the rest of his life, and that he is instead haunted by the ghosts of American soldiers, screaming Iraqi babies, and all the words that died on his ears when someone tried to teach him “the English”? Not too harsh, just unrealistic. Dubya didn’t lose any sleep over the thousands and thousands of people who died because of his stupidity, ignorance and greed, and he never will.I think a fitting end would be for him to be sent to The Hague, and be convicted of war crimes. His sentence: Fill the largest stadium in Baghdad with mothers (American and Iraqi) who have lost children in Dubya’s stupid war. These women would be armed with nothing but their shoes.Introduce Dubya to the center of the field, dressed in an orange jumpsuit and wearing handcuffs and leg irons. Televise the resulting mayhem as a warning to other would-be warmongers.Sheesh. And I’m a peaceful guy who abhors the death penalty. But there’s an exception to every rule.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    @ Nano, who said, “…but I think you could say that President Buchanan pretty much did nothing as the South seceded and opened fire, allowing the whole mess to fall to Lincoln to take care of.”Except the South didn’t start to secede until Lincoln was elected on November 6, starting with South Carolina on Dec 20, 1860. Lincoln was sworn in March 4th, 1861 and Ft Sumter didn’t happen until April 12. So yes, Buchanan was an enormous doughyfaced douchemouth, but the ball didn’t get rolling on the Civil War until Lincoln was President Elect.Harold Holzer’s new book on just this small chunk of Lincoln’s life, Lincoln President-Elect: Abraham Lincoln and the Great Secession Winter 1860-1861 is absolutely wonderful. Highly recommended.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    And of course LBJ handed Nixon a pretty good helping of Southeast Asia Shit Pie in Vietnam, making way for The Nixon Doctrine™ (“In what respect, Charlie? No seriously, here comes Charlie, fuck!”), which speedily ended the war by extending it another six years. Kissinger smelled terrific.

  • GItheJOE

    Elvis,Thanks for the Lincoln update. However, I need your obsessive natural to answer my question about “War Passing”? Please.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    Well let’s see, Mr. The GI the Joe. There was the War For The Independence, which doesn’t count because there were no presidents then and if we’d lost, George Washington’s head would have been on a spike in front of a British fort instead of on the shiny Quarter. So nix that one.Then there was the War of 1812, which is an odd name for a bloody war of attrition that lasted from 1812 to 1815 and in which we got our brand new shiny American nuts stomped on but good. Luckily for us we had Dolley Madison, who single-handedly defeated the British by throwing delicious snack cakes at them. But that war was neatly tied up in a Stalemate Bow within James “My Wife Runs This Show” Madison’s presidency and so that one was totally his problem. Also, the British were enormous fuckheads in that war and we got our asses kicked.Next we had Lou Dobbs’s favorite, the Mexican-American War, which erupted when President James Polk discovered that Mexican immigrants had leprosy. But this little skirmish didn’t quite last two years, Polk ran the whole show, some Texans got their coonskin caps caved in at some shithole called The Alamo™, and Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna got some winds named after him because he had enormous gas.Next was my favorite, The Civil War, which was commanded by Ken Burns and fought by Denzel Washington. See my above comment on how that one was entirely the fault of Abraham “Oh Fuck Me, Come On! I was Just Elected, Don’t Secede!” Lincoln.More to come.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    I’m not sure if the next one even counts as a “war” given as it was fought mostly over a long Labor Day weekend because we had nothing better to do than humiliate Spain, but they call it a war so what the fuck. The Spanish-American War is notable for giving us the Bugs Bunny Reference “You may fire when ready, Grizzly,” a play on words from Commodore George Dewey’s famous quip, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” No, wait. Actually Dewey was talking to the Captain of his flagship Olympia, when he said during the Battle of Manila Bay (1898, between 5:40 and 5:42 PM), “You may fire when ready, Gridley!” Captain Charley Gridley then proceeded to open an enormously disproportionate response on the Spanish flotilla, which consisted of a half-dozen Sea Rays and a tapas stand. This basically ended the war, or something. I don’t really know.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    War of the World, Part I: Doesn’t count, the fucking Germans started that one, one of the Good Wars. Next?

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    War of the World, Part II: Doesn’t count, the fucking Germans started that one (fucking Germans!!), the best of the Good Wars. Won entirely by Tom Brokaw’s grandfather. Next?

  • Alan4s

    Not officially recognized as our war, but there was that scuffle in Columbia where Panama seceded from the country, so the US could pay France $40M for a half dug ditch.We didn’t do the fighting, but there were a bunch of gunboats in the water, and armed US Marines waiting by to make sure things worked out right. Then we put French and American folks in position as Panama government ministers, just long enough for those officials to sign away most of the country to the US so we could finish digging the ditch.Mr. Teddy Roosevelt officially didn’t have anything to do with that, and it was over in a few days.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    You forgot The Forgotten War, Korea. That was all during Truman’s term but I am patiently awaiting an Alan Alda quip from Mr. The Elvis.

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    I didn’t forget Korea, I had to go pick up Lisa Marie from school in a fucking blizzard.

  • ceu

    a long, long time ago I read a book called “1066 and All That” – the important points of English History summarized pretty much the way you just did with the US wars, Elvis. I owe remembering the difference between the Roundheads & the Cavaliers to that book. Maybe when you’re done with your book, you could think about doing another – snarky history.I’d buy it.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Elvis I’ve had quite enough of your “reality-based reality.” My U.S. history comes from “Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States.” I think in that book everything occurs on October 14th to keep things easy to remember.All good points, and shame on me for not really knowing the dates (except for January 11th, my birthday, being the day Alabama seceded in 1861), but Buchanan again pretty much did nothing as most of the South seceded, well before the inaugural.

  • EL Mystico

    >>>the best of the Good Wars. Won entirely by Tom Brokaw’s grandfather.Secretly…Tom Brokaw is his own grandfather. So really he’s just talking himself up…the egotistical mushmouthed bastard.

  • EL Mystico

    >>>I owe remembering the difference between the Roundheads & the Cavaliers to that book.The roundheads were circumcised, right? Is that it?

  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein

    Nano – I was a regular contributor to Dave Barry’s blog until the people there made me want to kill myself by pushing a dull pudding spoon through the roof of my mouth and into my brainpan.Adding: First!

  • GItheJOE

    Elvis and Nano,You guys are great. Now I don’t even have to show up to my American History 1877 to Present course.Elvis, you were right about WWII and the depression.