Doof Quote of the Day

Posted on 02/19/2009 at 9:03 am by Bob Cesca

“Being against it doesn’t preclude taking the money.”
—Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC)

Just like when those anti-gay Republicans like Larry Craig were caught having gay affairs. Being against the gay doesn’t preclude having gay sex.

Go Republicans! You’re doing great!

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  • trustno1

    “Good Morning and thank you for calling the RNC. Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. Please have your HCN (Hypocrite Card Number) ready.Press one if you want to rant against the gays, and are gay. Press two if you voted against the stimulus bill, but are touting its funds to your constituents. Press three if you’re planning to complain about the Obama administration’s vetting of any cabinet positions, but “heart” Sarah Palin. Press four to hear the other 300 options on our menu…”

  • Denis

    You are as big an idiot as Cesca is!!I have a monkey in my pants. All the time.

  • Kat

    Trustno1 nailed it. Hypocrisy at its finest.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/ Paddy
  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Drink the hemlock, Socrates. These idiots really can’t believe that they’re doing the right thing morally for their constituents. They’re just flailing about being the “NO” party and then going to take the money like the hypocrites they are.Keep it up, I say. Just political suicide. Or stupidity in not realizing that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

  • Sierradrinker

    While I agree that this is hypocrisy at it’s finest, this also the first intelligent comment I’ve heard from a Republican about the stimulus money. I thought each of Dubbya’s rebate checks was a bad idea, but I still took the money.

  • eve

    well said, Bobmade me laugh

  • Kat

    I took it too, Sierra. But before depositing it in my bank account, I didn’t go on national television and write op-ed articles slamming the rebate checks and talking about how I was going to refuse them.

  • SillyGit

    I have a monkey in my pants. All the time.

    I thought that it was a rabid weasel in your underwear.Bob and I keep frolicking ferrets in ours.

  • Kat

    Yikes, Git! I hope your ferrets are up-to-date on their shots.And in other news….it looks like another GOP governor is joining Sanford on the Hypocrisy Train (not to be confused with the Crazy Train).

  • bibimimi

    Kiss My Ass–Gov. Rufus T. Firefly [R-Fredonia]i mix. i match.

  • bibimimi

    4U kidz:[Groucho]I don’t know what they have to say,It makes no difference anyway,Whatever it is, I’m against it.No matter what it is or who commenced it,I’m against it.Your proposition may be good,But let’s have one thing understood,Whatever it is, I’m against it.And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,I’m against it.I’m opposed to it,On general principle, I’m opposed to it.[chorus] He’s opposed to it.In fact, indeed, that he’s opposed to it![Groucho]For months before my son was born,I used to yell from night to morn,Whatever it is, I’m against it.And I’ve kept yelling since I first commenced it,I’m against it!

  • SillyGit

    bibi -Thank you.Big Groucho fan I am.My favorite is ‘Lydia the tattooed lady’.