Doof Quote of the Day

My hate for her is paramount. How is she a U.S. Congresswoman…she is a fucking dolt.

How is it she got elected again? Can we get Howard Dean to personally oversee her Democratic challenger next time she’s up for reelection?

That is totally frakking awesome. Nothing resonates more with the younger generation than cultural stereotypes. They’re setting up decades worth of failure.Also, too: am changing my handle…it’s time to let the old one go.Cheers.

Michele Bachmann is my Congresswoman. When I’m in line at the grocery store, or standing at the sidelines of a kids’ basketball game, I am so tempted to ask people, “Did you vote for her? DID you?”

[snip]Grose said he didn’t mean to offend anyone and claimed he was unaware of the racial stereotype linking black people with eating watermelons.BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Oops, looks like the first part of my post got cut:The mayor of a small Southern California city, Dean Grose, says he will resign after being criticized for sharing an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title “No Easter egg hunt this year.”

Ok, I get it. If we can get the stupidest white woman in the country to talk like we think black people talk, and get a black puppet person in a suit to be our chairman, and get a brownish puppet person in a suit to talk back after the president does, we have all the dark skinned stuff covered, right?? Plus all the white youngsters will think we are groovy and rad and they will want to join us and we will rule once again.AYBABTU!

we should make a calendar with the republicans lame/racist attempts to be “hip”.i’ll start…jan. – “who let the dogs out…hoot…hoot”…feb. – “you be da man”….mar. – wicka wicka “M.C. ROVE”….

You guys are just drinkin outta da Hater-adeTha G-totha-O-totha-Pizee is just tryin to keep it real in the field!MBach is DOPE!

Jack, all due respect–you forgot a single letter in your post, in your last sentence. You’re missing an ‘a’.

Ok, I get it. If we can get the stupidest white woman in the country to talk like we think black people talk, and get a black puppet person in a suit to be our chairman, and get a brownish puppet person in a suit to talk back after the president does, we have all the dark skinned stuff covered, right?? Plus all the white youngsters will think we are groovy and rad and they will want to join us and we will rule once again.AYBABTU!

That’s right, Ruthie! And don’t forget that this mentality started with the Palin pick to steal away those 17 million disgruntled Hillary voters. After all, the only reason people were voting for Hillary was because she’s a woman… right? … Right?They sure broke that glass ceiling… and then most of them were impaled by the shards.

What’s Bachmann doing talking anyways – shouldn’t she be brewing her tea for the tea party?

How long before she becomes so hip, so cool and so black she starts addressing Mr. Steele using the familiar YO,NI~~AH?It is only a matter of time and I hope the cameras are rolling.

And this is why the pepublicans have no shot in 2012.”Who’d make a good moderator for our event?”"Michelle Bachmann!”"Well, hells yeah… Good thinking, M-Steele! You’re thinking outside-da-box-and-off-da-chain.”

Oh, that’s just embarrassing.Which means she needs to do it once a week at the minimum.

Ok, I get it. If we can get the stupidest white woman in the country to talk like we think black people talk, and get a black puppet person in a suit to be our chairman, and get a brownish puppet person in a suit to talk back after the president does, we have all the dark skinned stuff covered, right??

You forgot Rep. Boner: That horrid fake-tan actually makes him darker than the President!

The really pathetic thing about all this is that there are way too many people like loony Michele and the bozo watermelon postcard mayor who believe that the election of Mr. Obama means that racism no longer exists. They now feel free to dig up all the crappy racist chain letters, emails, words,phrases and ideas that they previously shared only among their special friends and spread them around to everyone. They just don’t get that THEY ARE RACIST! Still. Today. Even now. And always will be.

I agree with the sentiment that they are setting up for decades of failure.Michele “anti-american inquisition” Bachmann is a poster child for whats wrong with the party.

I’d like to thank the GOP for continuing to parade these cartoon characters in front of us as their party leaders- Michael Steele, Michele Bachmann, Rush Limbaugh, Joe the Plumber, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, etc…It appears that voters learned their lesson with George W Sixpack, and as long as the voting public continues think above the level of ten-year olds on a Saturday morning, they’ll be able to see through these caricatures as easily as seeing through the ideological acetate they’re drawn on.

The MSM got this all wrong. Bachman was accusing Steele of assault.”Michael Steele, you beat a man! You beat a man!”

The hilarity continues.Screw two party governance… the one governance, the other for comedy relief is way better.

Comedy relief may just be on the way as Steven Colbert has challenged RNC-Grand Old Posse chair to a rap duel on his show….maybe the Rapport could make it a 3-some & invite BachMNesota to git jiggy with her Mike…

Why did she say “be?” Why not just “you da man?” Who told her the “be” was necessary?This woman is like an ice pick to my brain.