Football Thread

PUPPY BOWL!!!

A new Jack Black film!Happiness ensues.

HUZZAH!!! 10-0Liked Rhino and Potato Head Commercials

My kid almost choked on his dinner over the Doritos ‘Snowglobe’ commercial and laughed for the next five minutes. What is it with boys and genitalia?

I enjoyed the not-so-subtle message of anarchy conveyed by the smashing of the vending machine.Something something, man’s inhumanity to man.

I want to preform open heart surgery with a ball point pen. I did it once to a soldier of mine in Iraq and it didn’t turn out well. Plus I was using a KABAR.

The brothers may hurt me, but I’m glad the Cards scored. Blow-outs are sooooo boring to watch.

I once removed a piece of ear plug from a co-worker with a Leatherman. Reluctantly.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!Jane, a Leatherman is the most useful tool in my arsenal. A leatherman has seriously saved my life.

Although, props should be given to the Swiss Army for including a wine tool in their multi-tool kit.

those etrade commercials are do good

I also have my 3D glasses but I am drunk enough to feel the commercial.FUCK YEAH!!!

COCKSUCKER!!!

Don’t be askeert, Vera. Don’t be askeert. Mah links won’t hurt.

that has gotta suck if you are a cards fan

this better be in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you imagine the locker rooms after this?

Two occasions when boys remember God: football and sex.

i want to give a shout out to verizon and my blackberry storm for letting me be one with my GDA family!I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!

So far, the ads for ‘Heroes’ tonight have been better than the show.

OMG! what i wouldn’t give to have been that camera lens!

Suicide Kings is on IFC.

Kat,Yes, I praise the lord every time I get “SOME” and football. It is amazing how much I praise the lord’s name or use it in vein during “SOME”.

i think it is just about time for him to have a mid-life crisis with me! yep. yipper-ru.

hahaha carl my mind goes death row crazy when someone talks smack about my husssssssbund! and i am drizzunkie

Yeah, vera… but the Stones halftime show kinda sucked. It wasn’t well produced.

Sorry!!@!!But the karate chop to the balls sound great.

true Carl, very trueshoulda been the motown family that year, being in Detroit and allbut still, who would think they woulda sucked as much?

speaking of Kat, GI you figure out the dog getting beer yet?

And the Stones played two songs if I remember correctly. They blew it with Paul McCartney the following year as well. Then they finally had a good act with Prince and flipped out over the Great Faux Silhouette Devil Penis Scare of 2007, so they went to the Crypt Keeper, Tom Petty last year.

So to speak.

I thought it was 3 or 4 Carl, but I have a really bad memory after my 22nd year, ask me about crap before 22, I can give you serious details, but after, not so muchI liked Tom Petty, can’t look at him though, but love his songsPrince was good

And of course, they’ll never ask anyone under the age of 50 to play halftime again out of fear they may start disrobing.Speaking of which, Jane, isn’t Joe’s outfit the one you have posted on MyFace?

BULLSHIT!!!

Bruce (and the E Street Band) have always been outstanding showmen. I think that their live performances are better than their studio work. They feed off the audience’s vibes and work their asses off in reponse. (That’s why they don’t sit down much.)

they better not be fucking up “escape to witch mountain”, that was one of my favorites growing up!

Damn, GI. I know you’re all YAY STEELERS and all, but that was the right call.

That roughing the passer penalty hoever, was a bullshit call.

Yeah, but you don’t want to win cause you get an advantage on a bad call, do you, GI?

miller shoulda hung onto that, he woulda been right in

Yes’am

Maybe you shoulda already gone.

SMOKE BREAK GO!

That Career Builder.com commercial was awesome!

Was that “Peter and the Wolf” in that Coke ad?

I know it can take the paint of a car and rust off a bolt, but I can’t do without Coke.

unless the cards start playing and stop playing stupid I think the steelers got this

THAT is a great commercial!!(the coke one)

I am out of beer

Coke contains phosphoric acid which is what gives it its tooth dissolving and rust and paint removal properties.We used to put coke in a watering can and sprinkle it on stage floors (hardwood) to give better traction and avoid falling on one’s ass when performing. Many stage floors are slippery because of the finish and waxing. R&R musicians seldom wear gym shoes.

alec! AWESOME!

hey, people here who drink, what does it mean when a drink is served ‘up’?

dont know theo, I always drink mine straight

oh wait, it is straight up, maybe that?never thought about it lol

Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever?? Oh, oh, oh….Sorry….I got carried away for a moment.

hah, I have sparked a conversation. thanks, guys.

wow did you guys see that?? sorry GI

HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT FUCK DAMN BALLS!

damn I thought that was Joe!!

49 seconds and 5 yards? Joe is standing and screaming in front of his tv right now.

Now he is acreaming for joy

vera, best typo EVER.

come on come on…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yah. Joe’s a screamer. And acreamer I imagine.

that was a fan-fucking-tastic game!

WOOOOOT!

I LOVE POTATOES!!!!!

shankapotamus….lol

President Obama gets a shout out!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

President Barack “Rooney” Obama!!!!!!Even if he did only win PA 52-48%!!!

it was the power of the (o)(o) brothers!!!

For the record, John Madden can suck my giant black cock. He is a Steelers hater from way back. Go to a nursing home you geriatric asshole!

the office after that awesome game?! god is great god is good!

wooooot Mike!

JANE, WOOT!!!NOW MORE BEER!!!!KAT, GET ME A GOLDEN TOWEL!!!!I got a little to excited. “GOLDEN TOWEL” not to be confused with “GOLDEN SHOWER” nothing alike. WOOT!!!

Congrats, GI! That was a pretty awesome game.

GI,You wouldn’t hit a guy in wheelchair, would you? I’ll ram your goddamn legs!

haha…”afterschool” special rather! afternoon specials are kinda kat’s thing! hehe…

Gyps, If Jack Black and Cloris Leachman make out, I’m going to quite simply die laughing.

those 2 would do it theo, most definitely

GI – If I were in your shoes, I would’ve been worse, my PTT friend. It’s all good. I was just pushing your Steeler buttons to get those awesome responses, and I wasn’t disappointed.

I am going to die laughing. I will pass out, my heart will fail, and I will die with an alarming, Joker-esque smile on my face.

damn i am really going to miss theo!

WPXI preempted The Office for gloating. I have to wait until midnight. It not it’s my fvorate show or anything PA has now beaten AZ twice SUCK ON IT

wow I don’t even rememer that one Jane. And I am not askeert anymore

Is it my imagination or did Helen Hunt star in an Afterschool Special?

nope Carl you are correct, jim carrey did too I thinkI think both were about teenage drinking and drugs

mike, jane’s answer is yes! she will take that ride! hehe…(not hehe if that offended you!) but “i’ll take that ride” by betty davis is one of my favorites! she brings the raw sexy in that song!

I think both were about teenage drinking and drugs

Weren’t they all?

I remember one about pregnancy, teenage of course and another one about a father beating up the kidthey were very fun

Gyps – jars?… Vomit jars?

thank god I don’t remember that one!

yep! vomit jars in the closest that looked like vegetable soup! i have to block that damn image out every winter!

Every winter? Why? Do you keep preserves?

Any Cescan lady who wants to take a ride is more than welcome.

just eating the veggie soup makes me gaggie in mi boca!

mike, can i call you the lone ranger?! hehe…again this reference only works if you know the song! but i am always up for a ride! what. did i say that out loud. disregard…

gypsy, I was first chair from 5th – 8th grade, until jennifer came and she played the piccilo, bummed me out. I still have my 80′s current songs for flute. rocked some journey if i recall correctly

Ooh, I love French Horn. (I also played the flute, Gyps.)But Git, Carl and Packy will tell you I fucking hate actors, so don’t feel bad for not being one.

last time i played, i could barely get through a scale!! maybe it is like riding a bike

all right buddies, it is time for bed and before you know it, time for another wonderful week of employment, cross your fingersNite all, GI and brother, gypsy and all othe steeler fans CONGRATS!!!!

has tutu, will practice.

haha…we know how those french horn guys are! make musical magic with you and then leave you in the morning! hehe…nite guys

Super Bowl in China:Hey, it was on! The first thing you notice is the announcers–It’s John Mandarin and Al Macao! There is woman who also adds some comments. It’s also 7:30 in the morning, and instead of beer, guacamole, onion dip, brats, burritos, jalapenos, beer, shots of tequila, nachos, beer, bong hits, beer, chili, beer, and cheese platter, I’m eating noodles and green tea. The commercials are baaaad Chinese ads, but there are far fewer, so you see the players standing around a lot while there is some hilarious Bud Light commercial going on back home. They start showing highlights of the Cards and Steelers from previous games this season instead. No problem! The crowd noise is turned down a lot, so you lose the excitement there, but since I don’t understand much of what the announcers are saying, it’s a fair trade. I am amazed at how much I don’t miss the sage comments of Madden, et al who are incredibly knowledgeable, but hey let’s just watch the damn game!Hey look! The Cardinals look pretty damn good! Go defense, go Kurt Warner, my favorite Jesus freak quarterback. Makes that steel curtain look kind of lacey, and maybe Jesus does love the Cardinals, until….WTF!!!!! Did Jesus just make you throw that stupid pass right to that Steeler and cause him to walk on water all the other way?? Buddha would never have allowed that, Kurt. Find a new God.Halftime–It’s Bruuuuuuce! Best halftime ever. Should have been about an hour and a half longer.Second half: Great football! And NO COMMERCIALS AT ALL!!!!! The only bad part about that is the Cardinal highlights they keep showing involve the Cards pulling out a giant can of Whupass on my Seahawks, completing zillions of passes against this season’s Swiss cheese defense. Jesus almost loves Kurt, then finally the Steelers go: Shit! We suck! Help us, Buddha! Buddha imparts his wisdom to the ox like Rothlisberger and since it is the year of the Ox, the Steelers prevail with a bitchin’ drive. At least they won this Bowl legitimately, not like their last Super Bowl “victory” over my Seahawks that was aided and abetted by HORRIBLE officiating, including a Steeler non touchdown, and a non offensive pass interference which nullified a Seahawk touchdown.Super Bowl over. It’s 11:00 am I am stone cold sober, and it is 70 degrees outside! Great game, although I don’t think my wife was that impressed. Oh well!