Morning Awesome

Posted on 02/20/2009 at 6:02 am by Bob Cesca

The Spazzy Goose Uprising

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  • FrictionSoul

    Typical spazzy white guy that doesn’t know when to quit. If it were me I would have decapitated that bird had it flown back on the boat.Come to think of it, these spazzy white guys really have lost their heads, haven’t they.

  • sammyscooge

    Hilarious!We need to be like that goose with the reps, except we have to keep pecking and pecking. No backing down when they speed off in their little boats.

  • Tracy Adams

    For a moment I was in pure heaven, imagining my hand around the throat of a crazy ass republican (Rush Limbaugh) –squeezing, squeezing ever tighter until the last dying gasp. But compassion destroyed my fantasy; I flung the flailing heap of squawking dung back into the fetid waters.

  • rottnkid

    lol..this reminds me..a few years ago I was walking my rottweiler around the lake in the apartment complex I used to live. They had these 2 swans one female 1 male. Well one day the male swim towards my dog. So me being “macho” I egged her on to make her bark at the swan. How ’bout that son of bitch rose out the water like Phoenix rising. I fell back, my dogs back foot is on my neck the bird all of a sudden looked 20 feet tall and I’m scared thinking my 100lb dog was gonna get her ass kicked! Ever since that day I don’t fool with them!

  • bjritz

    In Thailand, people keep watch geese in their yards for protection from thieves.I thought the guy did pretty good holding the camera and handling the goose.

  • MG

    lmaoGeese have had it up to heeeeere with the likes of you dogs.

  • Katie

    Maybe the goose was protecting a goslet or something?(What’s with the “spazzy white guy” comment? Hostile, dopey, and uncalled for….)

  • CycloCynic

    This brings back memories of my zookeeper days. Geese can be insane when they have eggs or goslings! (Although one might argue that this goose was being rational in refusing to allow a dog in his watery territory).After being throughly intimidated by numerous geese, I finally figured out how to grab the birds (where their wings meet their body) fold them up under one arm, and continue with my work using the other arm. There was no other way to subdue them.