Prime Time Thread

Racist Troll. My favorite type of troll.

I don’t like Pat Buchanan. I don’t like him at all…

Shankapotimus!

Why do all the trolls here use the word “chump”. did they all take the same middle school course or are they all the same person? (I only got several posts down the one tonight and There It Was. Chump.

*pardon punctuation fuckups above*

Damn!! Not again!*refers to previous thread*What am I doing wrong here”?! what does it take to embed a link???does it actually need those little quotation marks in there.. what is it?

Damn your eyes you filthy Tube Gods!!

Bam!!well, in any case- go to this link and enjoy: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=216591hilarious disco remix at 12:00

Dan, if I’m wrong, blame the drugs or Git: whatever text I’ve never tried it but i think that’s it–h/t to, I think, SillyGit on a late night lesson to someone else that I made note of, bitch. (I’m southern and can’t end a sentence in a preposition without difficulty so sorry to call you a bitch, Dan. It comes from an old joke).

crap,let me fix that

try this: words

Shit.Okay– wordsIf I’ve fucked it up this time I give up…and might retire for the night.

Low blow.. and a broken link!!one more try: Shizzam! Oh well, I’m just gonna blame it on these damn German keyboards.

Fuckity fuckface. wordsLAST ATTEMPT, then I’m a total moron.

I’m a moron. G’night and good luck. Get Git to ‘splain it.

whatever text now I’m on a mission.bracket, a href, equals, quotations, URL, quotations, your text word,bracket, /, a, end bracket.That’s all I got.

Chump.

Cute.

Not

sike.

Ah, Irony. How I love thee.

Oh, Jane. How I love thee.

Jimmy Carter on Olbermann tonight

Oh DP! I fucking love thee!

Do you think it was Howard’s hair or animal sex that brought this one in?

Herro, Amelican hippies! I’ve been busy teaching Engrish to cute Chinese kids. It was in the high 80′s yesterday! I see the Repubes are still douches and will continue for the remainder of their hopefully short careers.

“sike”?!

sike.

Do you mean, “psych”, troll?

Yes, M-seek, you are missing NOT A THING. Essentially.

I think he/she was saying I’m a sicko. I couldn’t argue that one, I suppose.Jane, you fell off the Goddamn FB.

Hi Mills! I posted a welcome to you in the other thread. And also “chump.”(Just figured it must be fun to say.)QT

And herro, M-sike.

Did somebody say animal sex?

We need to go back and see which ones used “chump” and assume they are the same person. Lot ‘o that going around with the origins/cnns and others I can’t keep up with.Hi, QT! Heard your name on the BobLeecast.

QT, that was a very gracious, yet appropriately cautioning, welcome. I give it a thumb up.

Do we have a troll? Like the pesky little brother, just ignore them and they eventually get bored and go away.

Kat, now we will also turn up in the googles when that term is searched. Paddy admitted to finding that a little disturbing in their stats.

Hey DP! Good to see you. And yes, my name was on the BobLeecast. Two different instances even! But I never did learn what it was that I said that Lee liked. Oh well. Still glad to know that he liked something I said. OH! And he and Bob both think I’m smart. (Did I mention that this was probably going to carry me for the whole rest of February?)QT

No, esmique, we don’t ignore. At least not in the last couple of weeks.

Thank you, Jane! Someone has to be around to rescue potential-not-trolls from the troll-patrol! QT

QT, I have only gotten through half the podcast (crazy here lately, in turbo) but you really got props. Deserving so, I might add. And I pictured you floating on a cloud all day.

Why all the fuss about Mills use of the word chump?

Shouldn’t that sign say “chimp”?

Did anyone else just see that commercial during the KO break calling global warming a hoax from americansforprosperity.org? Holy shit!

Hi Carlos, thanks for reminding me to wrangle the remote from my recovering heart patient–don’t worry, he was asleep. But no, I missed the ad.

By the way….merkin

I lucked up on a definition that gave the root as malkin. Heh.

Merkin! Merkin merkin merkin.Adding: merkin merkin, merkin merkin merkin merkin.

Kat, there’s a whole world out there that I never knew existed!

So, does that mean the GDAB will pop up if someone Googles ‘Malkin’s merkin’?

Just so you know..if you google “ham monuments” the GDAB is the first listing! woo hooo!

Ijust googled ‘merkin cesca’ and the fourth result was from the night Gypsy made her Big Confession and Chris linked me to an article about shaving cats, to which I said something about that yielding enough fur for a merkin. The moar you know.Also, merkin merkin merkin. We have a ways to go to be at the top of the list.Merkin.

Or Malkin’s Merkin of Ham?

HAM MONUMENTS!!!!woohoo!

How about monuments to merkins made out of ham??

Wow, I googled emsique and got me on all kinds of hippie sites and the local paper site, too. But my new blog doesn’t show up which is really weird since it’s a Google site.

Is this one of those, “I’m going to ignore everything you’ve written and remind you that you don’t know how to spell a word that I know how to spell,” threads?I can’t wait to see some semantics.

Merkin. Isn’t that the name of King Arthur’s wizard?

CM, you don’t get the same result with ‘ham monument’ (singular). Weird, huh?

Mills – pretty much. Have you offered anything to debate on this thread?

Mills, this is the Nature of the Prime Time Threads.Don’t feel left out if you are ignored. It’s not personal, to be sure.

Nah, Mills. This is one of those threads when Bob lets us talk about whatever we want to discuss. Tonight, the topic is merkins. We also talk about Howard Fineman’s hair and the rapturous beauty and intelligence of Rachel Maddow.

Maybe Howard’s hairthing was a misplaced merkin merkin merkin.

DP, you are a fucking genius!!!

I loves me some good lookin Amazon left wing smart TV women.

Nah, just looked at Packy’s link and thought back on Howard’s hair. It isn’t genius. It’s insanity.

Isn’t it great not to have to listen to a chimpy chump say merkin, nucyuler, and terrrists?

WOW! Jimmy Carter just now on KO: “[Obama] didn’t get any votes in the House of Representatives. As you know, Republicans representatives are like robots. They have to do what their bosses tell them, they can’t put into consideration what’s best for the country or what’s best for their own district. If they do, they’ll lose their seat on a committee or lose their future benefits for their district, so they have to vote the way they are told.” ZING!

I lurve Jimmy Carter.

And don’t forget “misunderestimated”.

Broadmay — Yankees or Mets?

Broadmay? You really know how to endear yourself with a bang, eh?

It could be just me…actually it probably is just me…but I have a hard time taking Twitter seriously. Every time I hear someone say “tweet,” I just want to snicker.

I’ll consider it a typo, DP, even though the “m” is nowhere near the “w”. Mets, Mills.

It’s okay, Kat. Every time I tweet I want to eat a Snickers.

Every time I hear someone say “tweet,” I just want to snicker.I suppose it’s better than “twit.”

Alright, Carlos. I’ll go with the typo theory for now.

sure due.

Next time I go on vacation, I plan on flying with Merkin Airlines!

hey mills, are you a “we” or a “they”?

And what serial killer do you look like?

haha. ham monuments and cesca! that’s some funny shit…

And Mills, what’s your bra size?

I’m a they that went we in November.

kat and jane trying to get rid of peeople our old school way!

MMMMMMM Snickers! You can get them at the Wal Mart here. That and Budweiser, which for the life of me I can’t imagine anyone would like over a Tsing Tao!I did see some PBR here, once. Looks cool with Chinese writing on it.

What’s the old school way?

If that is our “old school way,” Gyps, it obviously doesn’t work. We’ve tortured plenty of PTTers with those questions before, and they still come around. Right? Don’t they??

So, Mills, tell us a little about yourself. How did you come across this blog?

age/sex/location/bra-penis size/serial killer you look like/sign (i forget the rest)

Had to be the ham monuments that drew Mills in. Either that or the merkins.

I think you got most of them, Gyps. That’s how we found out that Theo was a girl. I had be operating under the assumption she was a boy up until then.

only the strong survive kat! hehe…

Or Howard Fineman’s hair.

where did mills go?! hehe…

DP! good to see you out and about!Am I being too sensitive or when Tom Costello just mentioned that “it was a female pilot”?Because that really bugs me

Huh, I didn’t even notice vera.

Thanks, Vera. Great to be back if only on a part-time catch as catch can basis.The female pilot pricked my ears too. I smell blame coming.

maybe I am too sensitve, but no way they mention it was a “male pilot”of course, they could just mean it is so rare for a woman to be flying when something like this happens….I will go with that, it makes me feel better

27/M/CA/really?/Eddie Gein/Sagittarius

Eddie Gein, really?

We have 2 Geins! Was it Ashby?

Very creepy, Mills. And yes, really.Wasn’t Ashby that Russian dude?

it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again …

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and whatever else whips your caucus.I just noticed this. Is Bob referring to Jane’s Minority Whip?

haha. yes. really…i second vera….eddie gein?! really?!

metric?

No, JM Ashby–from northern KY. He was around a long time before the election and wandered from the PTT soon after. He pops up on the main every few weeks.

However you want to give it. I had to pull out a calculator when Axl Rose gave us his.

Duh. Gotcha. No,that was someone else.Can’t believe I explained who Ashby was–think I’m gonna catch some zzzs.

Dammit, why do I have to miss ALL the good stuff?!

I knew who you were talking about, DP, I just thought Ashby said he looked like some Russian serial killer. I’m blanking on the name. Or maybe that’s somebody else.

No, cubits.

i think he is refering to jane whipping gi’s caucus…mills. i’m scared of you now.

What if I neither wear a bra nor have a penis? Still welcome here?

I’ve lost it all too, Kat. We need a flow chart or a Secretary of Serial Killers on GDAB. Theo already has a job here and the crud. I nominate Jane.G’night, all.

Kat–that blue looks very nice on Rachel, yeah?I saw the HBO movie on that Russian serial killer, it was very good. Of course, I am a Soviet history person, so that could just be me.Not that I could tell you his name, much less pronounce it.

Totally understandable, DP. I wasn’t very clear with my comment. G’night and it was good to have you around!

nite DP

Thanks, Kat. I’ll try to work myself up to past 9:30 in a few weeks.

Mills, what have you got to offer, if not boobs or a penis? We’re a highly frustrated group.

G’night, merkin people.

Why no cubits? Not down with the Lord, or too rough a measurement?

What if I neither wear a bra nor have a penis? Still welcome here?Pfft….I suppose. As long as you can resist the call of the chump.So this could just mean you’re a really flat-chested girl…..

And Rachel looks heavenly in the blue, veralynn. She needs to be adding more color to her wardrobe. She needs to add me to her wardrobe too, but that’s another topic altogether…..

And if I am?

Why no cubits? Not down with the Lord, or too rough a measurement? Not “no cubits.” “No, cubits.” It was your response to “metric?”

i love the rachel in a black blazor and jeans. yum…why is it so hard to get penis size out of a guy?! the longer the wait the higher the percentage you subtract from given measurement!

You may need to take that up with Bob, Mills. He has very high standards about the breast size of the women that post on his blog. We all had to submit pictures before he would allow us to post.*

“Cubit.” Isn’t that a mid-80s video game?

*total lie

Kat – what do you mean, “lie”? I got the forwards.

Gotcha, my eyes are tired. I’ll give it to you in cubits. 1.

Mills – LOL! Very good. The ladies will be happy to hear it.

Now I’m going to have to go find the FB group, because I am definitely a pub-going, loose and forward woman!!

Spread the word. You’ve heard the tale of the man with a 1 cubit wiener (I think use of the word weiner further narrows me down to being a white guy).

That information is more terrifying than your resemblance to Eddie Gein. Although we now apparently know your occupation.

White guy? Then I think you’re being disingenous about the cubit.

Revealing indeed.

kat. keekeekee…

Ted Bundy!!! Most handsome. Also Northwest boy like me!Pot head Michael Phelps—cereal killer?

a white guy with a small penis. go figure…although the smallest thingy i have seen was actually attached to a 6’4 220 black guy! the relationship ended quickly…

You should have sued him for false advertising, Gyps.

Matt– as sad as it is that I know this, “Q*bert” was one of my favorite games growing up!”cereal killer”….that is funny

emsique, you look like phelps? and you like asian girls? if the new wifey doesn’t work out i have a girl for you!

So petty gypsy. That guy’s in a tough spot. Stereotype has caused him so much pain and heart-ache.

This new troll concerns me. It comes into the PTT and acts like a human being. The Neocons have started making modifications to their trolling software. I am on to their game.I just watched “W.” and wasn’t really impressed. Guess what? W. was a moron.I didn’t need a 3 hour movie to show me that W. was an idiot. Plus no one can act as dumb as Bush.

gypsy, that is why random hook ups require massive amounts of drinking. If I she a misplaced mole on an ass cheek I am out.

WHo watches Oliver Stone movies anymore?

Platoon was a great movie! He made that movie with the hopes of removing the romantic hollywood glow from WAR so retarded politicians couldn’t sell the country into WAR.

kat. that is funny! and how ironic that i added him as a friend on fb today! hehe…

I don’t look like Mr. Ph. If anyone is interested I finally got a blog. It’s actually more of a brog, since it’s about me in China.www.emsique.blogspot.com.

GI – what about biblical quote tramp stamps?

Do you all know each other personally? Did I just sit down at someone’s table instead of at the bar?

Gyps, I sincerely hope your friend doesn’t visit this blog. Because quite a few of us now know exactly who has a small penis.

Pretty much, Millsy.

1 cubit=the length of a forearm from elbow to finger tip. Probably Noah’s forearm.

lol Kat, yup

BC, that would be a show stopper unless it was a verse from Leviticus. I like stoning my wife.

it was a shock because it WASN’T a random hookup. i had brushed by the package and definitely felt more than a vienna! call me petty but i have….i will stop myself before it is forever in print! my Confession is already google-ble from what jane says!

The comment left about that photo was fucking hilarious, Carl.

Kat, can you sense that through the computer? If you think I am hung like a donkey please tell everyone you know. I will bring the booze.

haha… i knew you guys would!poor guy…such a waste

Are you all from NY?

You know I love you, Joe, but you’ve got two things working against you:1. You are white.2. You are Irish.

Thanks, Kat. ; )

As an addendum Joe – as Gyps has proven, there are always exceptions.

Hey, Obama is very Irish from his Mom’s side of the family!

I’m not from NY.

I got one for you. I had a girlfriend tell me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her three times and punched her in the back of the head. Arrgh…Luck of Irish. We are magically delicious.

Well, I’ve worn out my welcome. Cheers from the troll. Maybe I’ll come back to hassle you all sometime soon.

No, Mills. I think I’m the only New Yorker here.

And if I may say Carl, you are a fine representative of NY

Mills, are you from Kansas?

Thanks, vera. But I must apologize for my initial outburst at Mills in a previous thread. I was a bit harsh. Sorry, dude. Sorry about the small penis too.

I will take that apology too. You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. BC.

I loves me some Joe.

Very enjoyable thread! Thanks for the welcome, harsh, but a welcome nonetheless.Broadway –I’ve gotten over the penis thing.GI –I’m from Sac., CA.Have a good night.

I want to sing some praises for this site vs Huffpo.1. I can say “FUCK” all I want here. Fuckfuckfucketyfuckfuck!!! This try some fucking goddamn great Jesus H. Christing freedom! I can call John Boner an ass licking dickwad and it can still be posted.2. There are no secret scary code words to get your post blocked like “riot”. I can say that if these assholes in the Senate let everything slide into the shitter because of their stupid rules, procedures, and dipshit politics, people will RIOT. They will take to the streets and riot, burning stuff, breaking stuff and maybe lynching a few bankers in the process.It’s all about freedom of expression, and even though I like Huffpo, it’s hypocritical to disallow profanity in postings while allowing the writers of articles to use any fucking language they want. The fact that you can’t use certain words like “riot”, and the fact that the scary word list is secret is kind of creepy. I would expect this kind of policy out of a Baptist site maybe, but the #1 bleeding heart liberal site???Give me a fucking break! And THANKS A LOT BOB FOR THIS GODDAMN AWESOME FUCKING SITE!!!!

A gracious troll. How are we supposed to act? I’m confused.

I’m from Southern Oregon, home of the best reefer in the country.

girth can make up for length. but i can not stress enough that he couldn’t even get to the starting line really!i’ve had people in and out of my house so i have only picked up about 10 percent of the comments tonight (just looked for the word penis and read those!) but we are very much a family here mills. you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. and at midnight we bay at the moon naked until jane takes us to her basement!

emsique – FRO FREEDOM!!!

Amen emsique

So Jane, are you wearing purple?

If he is polite and gracious and only disagrees, is he still a troll, or just someone with a different opinion?

Mentally, Kat, yes. Huzzah!

My 2 cents – Mills isn’t a troll, he just came out of the gate wrong. Nothing wrong with having a dissenting opinion around the joint, as long as we can all be civil with each other.But Mills, if you are a girl, you’d better hurry up and send those boob pictures to Bob.

i know emsique. i really love this blog and if there is a tracking thingy bob knows it! i pop in at all times of the day! most of the time sitting in my vehicle on my laptop pretending to be doing important business things…

Woah, what’d I miss tonight? I haven’t read it all yet, but scrolling through I seemed to have seen the word penis a lot.it’srealityshowcliptime!

girth can make up for length. but i can not stress enough that he couldn’t even get to the starting line really!

Sorry, Gyps, but if the guy is shaped like a tuna can, I don’t know how that can make up for it.

I guess he’s not a troll. He (she?) certainly made an effort.

*sniff**sniff*Yup, I smell weed. Some good old fashioned Oregon sticky bud. Like mother’s milk.

It’s 11:20 am on Saturday here and I’m still in my jammies and the day is beautiful. I have this mental image of Jane and my cute wife with minority whips and purple leather. Yow!

emsique – send me a pic of your wife so I can share the mental image.

TUNA CAN HA!!!

haha. carl. i have no response other than “true dat hommie”…

Okay, so where are fe and the boob miner tonight?

Yep, I won’t be smelling any for a while…I wouldn’t want to try any here anyway. It would be that shitty stuff from Burma and I’d just be worried that the dream police would haul my ass off for reeducation camp.

Carl, my blog: emsique.blogspot.com

fe is lurking because she is sick and achy and tired, and because she is paying more attention to fashion week.also, if Mills is still lurking, where in Sacto are you in?!?! I’m in Elk Grove, meself.

fe is hopefully having a nice spazzy teen night.

Very cool – you have a new blog follower.

I’m in the pocket area.

My butt hurts from sitting. I need to go walk. Bye! Hi, fe!

Don’t they have cushioned seats in China? Fuck that, I’ll never go there.

Moving east soon though …

not too far from me. this may be the closest connection I’ve ever made on a blog.

Real close, I just finished up school and am moving to CO in March.

Where are you planning on moving to, Mills?

Denver

Greetings from FL.Sup.

evening Git

you a facebooker, Mills?

Cool, Carl. You have a new follower, too! I really gotta go, now. Must resist online compulsion….

Fe, how long have you been in EG?

veryalynn, you were the 213th post on 2/13.

nice blog emsique..fe i hope you feel better…fashion week is lacking this year! i am not attending because i saw the release sheets and it was WEAK! do you want to go into fashion? let me know if you need/want an internship in the field. i am sure i could help you out if you wanted it.

Denver’s a nice city. Was there on business for about six weeks a few years ago.Well, goodnight all. She you on the next go around.Feel better, fe.

Goodnight, Carl. We’ll she you later too.

erm…I’ve been in rural elk grove for about seven years. where’d you go to school? I’m trying to calculate the odds of you knowing either of my older siblings or someone I know. Sacto’s small, there’s always a chance.

Very Cool skiba, thank you! I love Friday the 13th! why do I feel the need to go buy a lottery ticket?

>>She you on the next go around.Heh.

nite Carl

My seat is padded! But I’ve been sitting here writing and reading for too long! My wife is out of town, so no distractions.

night, carl!gyps: holy shit, seriously? I mean, I don’t think anytime soon, but seriously?

I am.

yeah, just let me know. watch out i am about to name drop…i think patricia field might interest you!

I’ve only been here for just under three years. I don’t know many people from town. I’m a hermit. Just finished up at UOP, McGeorge School of Law.

Adding: (for emsique) fuckfuckfuckfuckityFUUUUUCK

mills: ah, yeah, we probably don’t know the same people. congratulations on your graduation.gyps: holy shit, seriously?

jane, we never talk anymore.

Thanks. I may have met you if you’ve ever contested a parking ticket.

yep. just let me know when you are ready and i will def. help you out…

Hi, UIG!!! How are you baby? And why aren’t you out wasting your youth on a Friday night, instead of talking to us old farts?

Mills -I replied to portions of one of your comments on the 264-183 thread.You made some good points. I don’t agree, but your position is reasonable.I was watching a movie so I was missing for a few hours.

mills don’t tell that is your occupation?!

lol, hey, SOIG! I’m always home, you know that.Gypsy: I’m gonna message you on fb barraging you with questions. You’ve been warned.

Silly –You’re not alone. That is, in disagreeing with me.Gyps –Not anymore, but I was a Hearing Officer as a second job during law school.

random thought—is David Caruso only annoying to me?

My reason for living comes back next Friday.

No, veralynn. You are not alone. And in other random thoughts, Octopussy freaks me the fuck out.

haha. bring it young one…mills. what is the funniest arguement you heard? i bet there was a lot!

Mills -Just saw your law school comment.That certainly explains your debating via written word ability. I’ll bet you did pretty well in law school.My youngest daughter is planning on law school year after next. She’s honing her compare and contrast skills as a Poli Sci major atm.

GI, man, I always thought we were your reason for living.

There are few people as smug as that man. I can’t take ivy-leaguers on TV seriously.

kat, love actually is on. you high off paint fumes or are you waiting until tomorrow?

mills: you and I are, from what I saw, opposite on the political spectrum, but I dislike Bill Maher too. It’s not an Ivy League, thing, though, it’s that he’s a jackass.

WOW! I didn’t know he was a Cornell man. That is some cool shit. I only listen to people with Ivy League educations. That is why I love Bill OReilly.Where did Hannity and Rush go to school?

I don’t think I have enough tissues in the house for that movie tonight, Gyps.And I’m totally procrastinating and waiting until tomorrow on the painting. I should have taped off his room this evening. I’m such a slacker.

It is the PETA that bothers isn’t it “IRON”?

the Ivy League doesn’t make someone a snob, the same way a west coast school doesn’t make someone humble.

Silly –I was Poli. Sci. in undergrad too. If you want someone to talk her out of law school, have her hit me up.Gyps –The most outrageous contest I had involved a woman trying to prove that a medical condition caused her to park illegaly. She argued that, due to a recent boob job, one of the stitches under her left breast came loose.She showed me about 50 pictures. I felt dirty.

I like Bill Maher. I have learned a lot from the people he brings on his show. I saw Andrew Sullivan on there for the first time. Turns out I like Andrew Sullivan too…who knew? But I like that he has people of very differing views and allows them to speak their nonsense, I am thinking of Mr. GOP Steele, now he is a dick.I just hate I can’t afford HBO anymore. GI you will have to fill me in on the show this season, please.

no, GI, I agree with Bill Maher on everything except his support for Israel despite their committing war crimes. I just can’t stand how smug and arrogant he is. I’ll take my commentary from someone self-effacing, like King Jon Stewart The Magnificent or Duke Lewis Black.

veralynn, AdyLeigh, Kat, and Chris made some excellent comments today on various threads making it completely unnecessary for me to comment. Keep up the good work.QT and Matthew impressed me on the State Secrets thread.It’s been a good week.

you know I flew to Vegas just to see me some Lewis Black! LOVE him!!! He was fantastic!

Interestingly enough, it seems both Hannity and Limbaugh are college drop-outs. (according to Wikipedia)I have so many snarky things I could say, but I think I’ll just leave that out there.

Vera, consider it done. On Fridays, I will have my aluminum hat on and plugged into the TV Machine while eating a two pound steak.

thanks Potato

>>no, GI, I agree with Bill Maher on everything except his support for Israel despite their committing war crimes. I just can’t stand how smug and arrogant he is. I’ll take my commentary from someone self-effacing, like King Jon Stewart The Magnificent or Duke Lewis Black.IRON, you need to watch Religulous. He doesn’t support Israel. He is a jew and does care about his own people but not the country of Israel.

Git said–making it completely unnecessary for me to commentI disagree, I always enjoy your comments Gitand it has been a fun week around here, FRO FREEDOM!!damn I love that

GI: I’ve read in a few different places that he supports Israel unconditionally. I’ll examine further! Yay, more homework.Gyps, by the way, I’ve barraged you with questions.

Kitty, I researched both of those asshats last year and laughed for days about the fact they were both drop outs. It makes a beautiful argument against right wingnut bullshit. Especially when Rush or Hannity are quoted as serious.

Bill Maher is “friends” with Ann Coulter.He’s a misogynist to boot. (I guess those 2 facts aren’t even mutually exclusive to those who question Ann’s gender.)That said, he still makes some good points. It’s just hard for me to stomach him enough to get around to hearing them.

GI: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/i-love-being-on-the-side-_b_25375.htmlBill Maher discusses his strong support for Israel. Despite their war crimes. Understand, I’m certainly not saying Israel isn’t right to defend itself, or that the Palestinians are in the right. I’m saying that there’s a lot more Palestinians dying than Israelis, and 95% of those are civilians, and that’s not fucking okay. Non combatant women and children should be left out.

I’m out, kids. Y’all have a good night!

Silly –Why did you call me Chris in the other thread??

IRON, he likes the way Israel handles Jihadism. I am kind of with him on the support of Israel doing whatever the hell they want WITHOUT THE SUPPORT of the United States. Israelis know how to fight this kind of war.

nite Kat

well, no they don’t, because most of the people dying are civilians. And if you’re a fifteen year old kid, and your father’s dead because an Israeli bomb dropped on him, don’t you think you’d be pissed? Violence begets violence, as I’m sure you learned in your time in Iraq.Israel has one of the most well-trained sniper units in the world; why don’t they assassinate the Hamas leaders instead of dropping bombs on neighborhoods?

my turn, gotta be at the hospital early in the morningnite all

Xe – We’ve change our name, but we’re still the same group of jack-booted thugs.Xe, the mercenaries formerly known as Blackwater International.

Darn. I’m SO late. I have an excuse. 3 actually (Sarah Connor, Dollhouse, Battlestar Galactica!). But anyway, caught this upstream and had to defend joe:

You know I love you, Joe, but you’ve got two things working against you:1. You are white.2. You are Irish.Posted by: Kat at February 13, 2009 9:46 PM

Joe is not white. He’s my son. DOn’t know about the Irish part though.QT

IRON, yes civilian casualties were really high in Israel and they could have done more to minimize that. However, it is the total war concept that i was talking about. If you shot your rockets into Israel they will send in ground troops and bomb the shit out of your country so it can’t happen again. Try to be realistic about war. In current URBAN combat the enemy uses civilians as human shields. Mosques and schools are also great hiding places. If we could go back to open battlefields with uniforms than I would except to see less civilian casualties

Why did you call me Chris in the other thread??

The chris part was for ceu. I screwed up by not putting Mills – before your quote.I guess you’ve noticed that we often reply to more than one thing in each comment.I’m used to irc where one does not write paragraphs at a time, and instead posts one sentence at a time.

It is the only part of he that isn’t Irish. Don’t tell Jane.

^^Hmm. Don’t think I’m going to ask how THAT happened, Joe…QT

aw, hell, I missed Dollhouse?!

i watched dollhouse! as much as i could…it was good. made me get pissed they canceled tru calling all over again! hehe…

Once again, why doesn’t Israel send a sniper to kill the Hamas leader in a mosque? Or, if they don’t know what he looks like, all the older men in the mosque and leave the kids out of it?Either way, I do not wish to discuss Israel anymore.So, QT, was dollhouse any good?

>>Don’t tell Jane.I heard.

AAAARGH!!!!! I was just reading a comment at the Daily Beast and someone said “Spot on”!!!! Help me!

china boy, i see the internet still has you sucked in! hehe…

Hey Emsique, the consensus is, nice pitchers on yer blog.

Can Huffpo add “spot on” to its secret list of scary words? I’m afraid to read it now.

Thanks, Jane. I can’t pull myself away. It’s been a really busy week and I’m making up for lost tubes time.

Ooops! Mother in law is back and giving me an earful about this evil thing rotting my karma and eyes.

Spot onSpot offSpot onSpot offSpot onSpot offSpot onSpot offSpot onSpot off

Dollhouse probably IS good, but I gave up on it early. It’s too sexed up for my tastes. Not that I blame Joss Wheden for that – Fox has a way of killing shows that aren’t largely mindless – so to get off a relatively complex adventure series, the sex level had to be pumped way up. I find it gratuitous (that may be something of an advertisement for some… !)Anyway, I miss Firefly.QT

Chinese karma is a bitch.

queen, you should have stuck with it! the sexy part was only like the first 10-15 minutes.

jane, oysters shots on letterman with martha stewart! haha…

Gypsy, real life oysters are trumping oyster fantasies right now…

you sucking down some slipperys at this hour?! i wondered where gi went!

MMMMMMMMMM oysters! Had me some good ones the other day roasted on the half shell with garlic and chili sauce.Fuck your pommy ass, Git!

mitch hedburg on comedy central!

Hello Mills! I think that you made some excellent points in the other thread. Have you heard of Bill Hicks? I just adore him. He had a riff about one political party candidate being on one hand & the other being on the other hand– but both puppets being operated by the same puppet master. I like you & hope you come back.Hey, Gyps, my Internet Girlfriend!!! I did not know you were in fashion!! How cool! Maybe your influence can get me to stop dressing like a younger version of my mom. Arrrgh!!!!

Cool Blog, Emsique! Your picture didn’t look how I imagined you, though. I didn’t expect a brawny, blond guy–was thinking more of a Chinese-American, poetry-writing, dark-haired, skinny kind of guy. It’s so silly– people never look the way that you imagine them to look when you meet on the innertubes…

Hey Minxy!I agree about Mills. He made his case pretty well. I hope I gave him food for thought since I doubt I changed his mind any.I can agree to disagree.M-seek -Why in the fuck would you ruin them by cooking them. Oysters and women are best enjoyed the same way – au natural.I thought if the ons and offs were balanced, it wouldn’t bother you.

Hello Silly Git! Have you heard of Bill Hicks? As you may have guessed, I’m a huge fan. He transitioned way too soon (as we New Agers would say…). Wonder what he would have to say about the goings on today?Do you really think that nationalized healthcare would help us, Git? I KNOW that I wouldn’t be able to get insured without Medicare…

I agree on oysters, Git. We were at a Thai BBQ place. I’m not very trusting about tropical oysters raw. I ate some in Thailand last year and I think that’s what gave me a case of pu hao tummy. I loves me some Oregon or Washington oysters sucked raw off the shell with a good IPA.

Well, this was a quick stop, but I need some Slanket time with my Of-Age-Internet-Girlfriend– Coming Over, Gyps??Good Night All, Cuddle your sweetie close, even if it’s just you!

Fro Freedom Forever!!!

Nap time for me. A great local practice that I embrace heartily. Just wish the little wifey was here for me to embrace heartily. Fro Freedom!!!!

Snuggle well and Fro Freedom or Die!emsique -I was just bustin em. One must be very careful with raw oysters. I only eat them in ME.You from Pac NW originally? Lots of great beer.I’d kill for a Bridgeport IPA or barleywine right now.

Minx -I hope you stop back here.Yes, I love Bill Hicks. He would be having a field day if he were still with us. He is one of many I miss.For too many reasons to list here, I don’t think we have any choice but to go to a single payer national health service. The profit angle is killing health care in this country.The single most important reason that we need this is the one I will describe here and now.The U.S. workforce is now part of a global marketplace. U.S. workers can never be competitive with health care costs as part of the labor cost. We are the only country with the full cost of heath care added to the cost of employing someone, most of our trading partners have nationalized health care and those that don’t have significantly lower health care costs.*This* is the single biggest reason our jobs are being shipped elsewhere.Until we solve this problem, it’s just too expensive for corporations to employ americans. This *has* to be fixed.

Hey I’m still here. Downloading my first ebook since I read my last book, and there is nothing available here since only about 100 white folks live here.MMMMMMM Bridgeport. One of my faves! I hail from Oregon where I was born. Go Ducks! Until this year, I lived in Ashland. Great local IPA there, too. No IPA here! Decent Chinese beer, though a little watery. Still tasty though. Tsing Tao and Pearl River.

Yeah, Tsing Tao is a rather tasty German Pils and the Chinese have very faithfully maintained the quality.I guess you know that Tsing Tao is the result of European Imperialism. Germans set up that brewery since it was in *their* piece of China. Fortunately the Chinese liked the beer and were running the brewery anyway, so when the Germans were sent home they kept the brewery operating.It’s a shame that the Chinese don’t brew ales. I bet they’d be good at it.

Alix Witt is a merkin.

Alix Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Karl Rove is merkin adhesive.Dick Cheney is smegma.Enjoy your smegmalicious stay at Merkin World.

Random Thought:If I were a woman, I would have the following tattooed on my lower back:”If you can read this, you had better fuck me harder.”Name the artist:”the poodle bites, the poodle chews”

Just a comment on the lady turning magazines of Obama to the back cover. I work in a bookstore, and as of yesterday, they tell me I still work there but they have no hours for me, go figure. I have noticed since October of 2008, when we have displays of Obama books, periodicals etc., I will see them turned around generally once a day. This lady must get around.Maggie in North Carolina

Yikes, Maggie! I hope that you see this & get more hours. Do you think that the “turn-around” mags & books are from that lady in the article? Or maybe she has a whole group of mercenary Repoublican Daughters of the American Revolution White Ladies turning around mags & books??! Something to think about!

Frank Zappa has left the metaphysical building.