Prime Time Thread

Well, Slap-Chop me & call me a nut! I am first!! Nah-nah-nah-nanah!!It’s freezing rain here & my entire body has stiffened into an ever-so-attractive & comfortable rock-like consistency. Massage therapist needed, GO!

You’re gonna love my nuts!

Anybody want stick candy? I got tons!!! Every flavor they sell at Cracker Barrel…

How about one of the triangular-block-of-wood-golf-peg games, Matt?

I would LOVE some stick candy, Matt! Got any Sour Cherry? BTW, also adore your blog…*flutters eyelashes in a cute manner*

A while back, I started watching CBS news as I found it the least offensive. Lately, their republican corporate roots have been showing more and more. Tonight, they led with republican talking points on the new budget: they actually said redistribution of wealth twice. Then, they let boner’s statement that everyone’s taxes will rise go uncorrected.

Well, SlapChop my ShamWow and call me WipedNuts…..

I kind of want a SlapChop.

Bob,Thanks for taking my call last night. I look forward to talking to you and Lee again soon.

What’s up with those GOP ass-hats and names?They get all crazy-batshit-psycho-nuts about Obama’s name and here we have Piyush Jindal parading around with a totally made up name “Bobby”. He’s like one of those overseas Dell tech support guys who just pulls a name out of his ass because his real name is “too tough” for Westerners.What’s up with that?

Aren’t all those Dell tech support guys named Keith?

Hello, Mike H.! When are you giving me that ride you promised?Do I need liability insurance, or a helmet?

@ Teh Minx: (Blushes, hands her a sour cherry stick candy and pops a butter rum in his mouth)

@ frank: I’ve been saying this for a while. It’s like the GOP wants to counter Obama with a brown face, but only as long as that face has an Anglo-Saxon name underneath it. Just imagine if “Bobby” went by his real name.

Exactly, Matt. Michael Steele, for one…..

Hey Minx,Just hop on. email me.

Keith is on…yay! joe the non plumber is upset that there are no repug leaders, so sad

repugs are worried about being politically correct? joe the non plumberwow i thought jindal was badwell, jindal was a different kind of bad

Why does Norm Coleman not shut up!? A do over election? WTF!?

you know if he was a dem, they would be all over the teevee screaming about not listening to the people, El

and i was listening to npr today to gregg judd talk about the budget and he didnt get called on it being the BIGGEST middle class tax cut in history….which reminds me, i need to email them

Hey all, I’m in a shitty mood tonight so I hope we get some undesirables visiting us so I can virtually throw some barstools and flip people over the bar.

@Carl….let me grab a window seat to watch the stools fly!!! But let me get a beer first

whew! Thank goodness I don’t have any nuts to SlapChop, because that sounds fucking painful.I saw a clip of Joe the Plumber earlier today, veralynn. I can’t figure out why anyone is still asking that idiot’s opinion on anything but clearing a toilet. And actually, he probably shouldn’t be asked about that either.

@ Veralynn- Totally. If only there was someone who knew nothing about anything who could insert himself into the situation. I’m just saying, Joe the Plumber’s already covered CPAC and Israel, why not this, really?

Matt- pineapple is the best.Brute – I believe that CBS just hired a new VP news who is a conservative. I read about it over at Paddy & Laffy’s the other day, but can’t find the post, can’t remember the details, and am too tired to look it up. Trust me.

(smacking self in head repeatedly today)

I read that article too ceu, didn’t he say something like, nothing will change? Something like his ideology wont factor in….@el…it just kills me that people look at him and want to know what he thinks. everytime i think this country understands we cant take the stupid, he shows up

I think I’m going to be sick. (re: Limbaugh.)

hey skiba, wanna take a road trip and tell rush wh we dont like him? we can get jeanine to go with us

@Matt–Thank You! Sour Cherry is my favorite! Didn’t mean to make you blush. *giggles* Haven’t read the short story yet, but I’m not a fantasy fan. Would I still like it?@Mike H.–I know that you slipped your e-address here before, but am too lazy to dig! I did send you a friend request on the book of the face, though. Can we go fast? I like fast wheel(chair)s.

*why

I’ve always had a thing for Janeane Garofalo. I guess it’s the humor thing.

I remember, going to show my age here, when she debuted on HBO’s half hour comedy hourdamn i miss that show, and HBO

and Carl, that was before all the tattoos (sp?)and i have a tattoo, only one loland may i say keith is brilliant, i.e. the anthrax story

Sooooo….Bruce Ivens – looks like he might not have been the anthrax source, after all. Is anyone else not surprised by this? Pisser that they closed the case when he died, eh?Are murder investigations considered pork?

Sounds good, veralynn.I think Janeane is adorable.

vera – It was long before the tattoos. Probably even before “The Truth About Cats & Dogs”.

Bruce Ivens – looks like he might not have been the anthrax source, after all. Is anyone else not surprised by this?

The second they pinned the anthrax attacks on a dead guy, I knew it stunk.

Yay Obama!! ladies and gentlemen, i believe we have our constitution back!!!!i must now do a happy dance!!!

Aisha Tyler on KO regarding the rising stars of the GOP: “Anyone can be a rock star when the rest of the room is wearing helmets and drooling on themselves.”

Fucking awesome!

ok who doesnt love it when rachel talks all legal and infrastructure??!!

It melts my heart, veralynn.

Limbaugh merkin.Scarborough merkin.Merkin merkin merkin.Hell, *I* am hot for Janeane now.

All of Bruce Ivens colleagues said that he could not possibly have been involved.Look at the target list of the Anthrax letters. Consider that the white house leaked to Brian Ross (ABC) that the anthrax came from Iraq (it did not, it came from Fort Deidrick) and immediately started to generate reasons to invade Iraq. It seems clear to me who set the anthrax letters up and his initials are Karl Rove.

Minx,The SS isn’t actually fantasy. There’s a dragon, and there’s a sword, but no magic. To be perfectly candid, “The Dragon of Ingenoco” is really a parable of globalization and paranoia.SYNOPSIS:A hinterland town receives a visit from a pair of con men with noble titles who prey on the prejudices and gullibility of the townsfolk. Amazingly, their plan to erect a great working robot dragon is a complete success and saves the town economy — but in the process, the character of the town is irrevocably changed.

have you guys seen janeane garofalo recently? HOT! i love the tattoos on her!

mmmmm…butter rum candy!

Gypsy, I hereby declare Janeane Garofalo the sexiest woman alive.

Obama’s Budget Director set his office on fire? Oh dear…that’s hilarious!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… janeane garofalo

i agree matt! do you want to make the “garofalo #1″ buttons or the “i *heart* janeane garofalo” scrapbook?!

Matt -Don’t get me wrong, Janeane gets me hot, but there is Ana Marie Cox also too.

repugs are sayng they have zero cred?!! lmao

oh…nevermind, it was just pat’s sister

Hello to Gypsy, my Internet Slut-only-in-the-best-way-girlfriend!How are you, sweetie?I’m hopping on the Janeane Garofalo Adoration Train! Woot, Woot!!!Did the President’s Budget Guy really set fire to his office? Or did he spill some Taco Bell Lava Sauce?

To be fair, The very young Obama Budget Director guy said it was just smoke. So, yes, there had to be a fire SOMEwhere, right? Or just smoldering maybe.

hi minxy! i’m a little tipsy…hehe. surprise! surprise! surprise!want to get tatt’ed up like garofalo. i will get “minxy’s my baby boo” across my chest! =)

Rawrrrr, tattooed liberal ladies.

@Ady—cheney’s office caught firei dont remember that happening…but not surprised

kyle, you forgot the angry vaginas! actually my vagina isn’t angry. just sounds that way when she speaks spanish…

Rawrrrr, tattooed liberal ladies with vaginas that are either angry or seem that way due to the inflection of the language.Hmm.. just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same.

well, jane’s speaks korean. guys seem to “love it long time”….at least that’s what gi said!

Aww, Gyps, you are soo sweet! Especially when you’re likkered up! The tattoo sounds lovely. Place it wherever you like.A question? I need to replace my nose jewelry, but keep pulling out the stud jewels when I sleep (No, I don’t know why, maybe med-related). Should I get a small nose ring? Or try for another jewel stud?Talk some Rachel to me, Gyps… You’re my snuggy-boo!Ady– Have you punched your hubby on the side of his head today? Try it while he’s sleeping. Say it was an “accident.”

i say jewel stud minx

Any other thoughts? I’ve seen a gorgeous one with sparkly crystals–I just don’t want to lose another one. : (

Minx,request accepted. With all this talk of hot ladies, I must say that Anne Hathaway is my current dream woman.

@Mike H.–Why Anne Hathaway? Is it her physical appearance (she was lovely at the Oscars)? Or more?How’re you doing, Ady??Have to say G’Night, tummy trouble this evening. I need to do what is suggested in my favorite book & see Dr. Duck for some “Happy Tummy Medicine”.

Git and Gypsy:Jeneane and Anna Marie. That’s my dream.

JAN-eane.