Republican Investigation Reveals Shocking News!

Posted on 02/20/2009 at 9:06 am by Bob Cesca

The federal government spends large sums of money!

Quickly, Republicans, spend large sums of money putting this earth-shattering message into a television commercial. Go!

(Don’t tell Mitch McConnell, but Iraq has cost Americans almost a trillion dollars, too. Then again, redistributing the wealth to Iraq is patriotic. Redistributing it to Florida, California and Arizona is anti-American!)

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  • Packy

    The Federal Government spends LARGE SUMS OF MONEY?Why wasn’t I informed?

  • trustno1

    Oh Noes! Surely you can’t be serious!!!

  • bjritz

    They left out part of the story. The money may go to the wrong people. What this says is “We don’t want the money to go to you. We want the money to go to us.” And that is it.

  • camel54

    Once again we have a ready made series of ads we could be running constantly from now on.What do Republicans stand for? They say it’s patriotic to spend a trillion dollars on Iraq but unamerican to spend money on Americans. They say they believe in tax cuts and yet they voted against the largest tax cut in our history. They say they believe in free markets and yet top Republicans agree that nationalizing banks is a good idea. It seems Republicans not only oppose Democrats, but they oppose Republicans and Americans too.

  • Sierradrinker

    hmmmm, the stimulus package is big; Godzilla is big; therefore the stimulus package is Godzilla!Run everyone, run! Take cover, the Stimulus Package is going to destroy Tokyo!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    AAAARRGH! Lun away! Lun away! Stimurus Godzirra!

  • PecosBill

    NO SHIT! *groans*

  • ElMystico

    I think Mitch McConnel is just bitter because, out of all that money, no one found the funds to buy him a proper chin. sniffle

  • libra

    that’s a trillion dollars in Iraq on the cooked books.. wonder what it is in the real books? which I am sure Cheney has safely stashed in his cave.