Big John

Posted on 03/05/2009 at 8:35 am by JumpyPants

Senator John Cornyn — “Big John” — is circulating a petition demanding that the Obama administration come clean about its “conspiracy” to smear Rush Limbaugh.

Seriously.

President Obama owes the American people an explanation.

His staff should apologize to the American people for supporting these tactics and diverting attention to the hard work that needs to be done to get America’s economy back on track.

Please join me in signing this petition and calling on the Obama White House to come clean on this matter.

Yep. A prominent Republican senator is circulating a petition in support of Rush Limbaugh. While he’s at it, Cornyn might as well fly down to Palm Beach in his cowboy drag to offer Limbaugh an luxurious sponge bath.

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  • gypsy

    ho-ly crapballs. i can’t believe this….

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Battling petitions.Let’s start on online petition demanding the truth about the GOP conspiracy to cover up the mid-CPAC orgy held in the green room…And one to get to the truth of how Sarah Palin REALLY got the nomination and all those expensive clothes AND those really fancy kneepads…And another one to demand answers to the REAL reason that Republican procreation takes place in airport mensrooms (harvesting) and Ann Coulters basement laboratory (insemination)…Until the Limbaughblicans come clean with the American people, there can be no progress!The truth! We demand the truth!

  • eve

    Cornyn is such an embarrassment.How about a petition demanding to know why he is such a tool.

  • J

    “diverting attention to the hard work that needs to be done to get America’s economy back on track.” Gosh. How dare the President direct people’s attention “to” the things that need to be done. That rascal.

  • kansasdem

    That’s funny as hell!Watching these wackos self destruct is just toooooooo much fun!

  • Russ

    There was a time in America when a large group of politicians called Repulican walked among us and sadly in 2009 they all got in a bath tub and drowned.

  • norethug

    Nice to know that cornyn and Boner are so focused on helping the country out of it’s problems. How crazy is it that they are uniting around that fat sweaty ignoramus??

  • http://www.thejuiciest.com Chickaboom

    I want to choke out those mothereffers for the continuing f*ckery about Rush Limbaugh – for supporting that ridiculous racist asswipe in the first place, and for wasting precious taxpayer money on this nonsense.I think this clown should be fired. Posthaste.I think all those Republican whiners should be put in stocks in front of the White House for people to jeer at them and throw shit at them every single time they mention Rush Limbaugh in any way. I think that every time they make a divisive comment, a comment that does not help the people they were elected to serve, they should be fined a year’s salary. On the spot. I think that every time they make a comment about government spending that contradicts their voting record for the last 8 years, they should get tasered. Right to the ground.I mean, when is enough enough? The party’s over, folks. Now shut the fuck up and do your jobs. Your GOVERNMENT JOBS. Don’t like it? QUIT. We won’t miss you, guarantee.I am out of patience. I think it’s one thing to stand for one’s ideals, and to disagree with the President’s choices – that’s America. But to deliberately make everything harder in a time when so many are struggling, esp. when it’s YOUR JOB to help those who are struggling, that is appalling (refusing money to help your state? What is wrong with those people???). To think about how proud they must all feel every time they say something completely hypocritical,short-sighted and obviously stupid…these Republicans are insane.I’d fire those mothereffers. All of them. Let the states hold emergency elections and get a new crew in there. Maybe if the People started firing folks, that would spur them to just doing their jobs and shutting their traps. I could sit here wishing doom on the lot of them, but really, I wish they’d just go away. Just shut up and fade away. And take Hannity and Limbaugh with you. FADE. AWAY.

  • eric

    I have this idea for a political cartoon about the repug apologists on their knees begging rush’s forgiveness, while he is standing in front of them (wearing only a bathtowel around his wide waist, a repug crown on his head, and several bottles of viagra on a nearby table) saying “now I’ll learn yous who’s the REAl boss”I wonder if that would be too vicious? Would it be?

  • gus

    You just CANNOT make this stuff up!GOP = PATHETIC

  • yeswecan

    When will anyone push back with the ultimate irony and hypocrisy – that the Bush White House smeared an active CIA agent – against the law, endangering her life, and compromising our intelligence. A talk show host? Fair game…