Crazy Quote of the Day

Posted on 03/19/2009 at 11:08 am by Bob Cesca

“I don’t believe Al Gore is trying to gas or round up Jews, I don’t believe the result is going to be the same thing. Just understand that the tactic used was a device used by the Nazis. For instance, we have him on tape during the convention or during the inauguration where he was talking to 12-, 13-, 14- and 15- year olds, and he said “Look there’s a lot of things you understand instinctively but your parents don’t understand those things because they’re just too trapped in old thinking.” Well, gosh, I mean, I know he’s not going to be rounding up Jews any time soon but that’s called the Hitler Youth where you turn the children against the parents.” —Glenn Beck

New ‘Quote of the Day’ category. It only makes sense for Glenn Beck to be the premiere crazy person.

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  • KidDynamo0

    Bob,I think finding crazy shit that Glenn Beck says daily is like shooting fish in a barrel. You should do what they did on The Young Turks. Ban Glenn Beck from your site (no stories or quotes – unless absolutely needed). He only says outlandish shit to get attention. I mean did you see that 9/12 bullshit. It was like watching “Network.” Really quite scary. I am waiting for him to completely lose it on air. However, I think there is so many other jackasses on that side to put under the light of criticism that Beck is just to easy.As Cenk Uyger’s dad says: “Glenn Beck is the crazy”

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    He’s not going to be rounding up Jews “any time soon” ?!?Tick tock, Glenn. Tick, tock…

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    4 million people watch his show every day. All due respect to Cenk, but ignoring Beck is a huge mistake.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    It’s a very scary stream of consciousness thinking from this guy. He’s really nuts. And he has a TV show! My prediction is that he’s going to lose it and be gone with a year or two if Fox doesn’t realize he’s a screwball and get rid of him first. But then of course, the latter scenario would considered be a conspiracy against Beck.

  • Packy

    I agree, Bob.Beck MUST be countered and marginalized for the completely crazy bastard that he is.The problem is that as long as Beck DOES have 4 million viewers, Fox News will never make him stop.

  • idreamofskiba

    >>>”4 million people watch his show every day. All due respect to Cenk, but ignoring Beck is a huge mistake.”I agree 100%. That’s why he is so terrifying.

  • http://www.gravesdig.blogspot.com David

    Nah… it’s more liking watching fish in a barrel.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    Seriously, ignoring Beck won’t make him go away.

  • J

    Does Glenn Beck really think teenagers need to be persuaded that their parents “just don’t get it”? Though, I guess my question could have been shortened to, does Glenn Beck really think?

  • Packy

    So, Bob – how can Beck be effectively countered?We need to come up with an effective way to marginalize him.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I guess my question could have been shortened to, does Glenn Beck really think?

    There are no facts in evidence to support such an assertion.

  • http://yazoostreet.blogspot.com Anthony Cartouche

    Beck might be the biggest asshole in America today, and there’s an awful lot of assholes in America.

  • Diane

    He’s not walking towards tah crazies, he’s full speed ahead.What is fox’s responsibility if people start killing those that beck hates?His show is geared for the crazy and watched by them too.I agree, this guy is too dangerous to ignore.He must be watched and stopped!!!

  • GItheJOE

    Correct! We need a plan to stop this before someone gets hurt. I am thinking we need more firepower like a Rachel or a Keith. Maybe one of them could expand upon “Worst Persons” and make it “Batshit Crazy”?

  • TravisTheChimp

    Beck is a visionary and the problem that I see here on this blog is that you people are far too closed minded to appreciate his genius. What Beck is prophesizing is a scenario of events that will unfold.

  • ElMystico

    @TravistheChimp….wait…really? I mean… really?

  • idreamofskiba

    I’m hope you’re being facetious, Travis.

  • idreamofskiba

    Oops – I’m = I.Not awake yet.

  • Outwestern

    “Look there’s a lot of things you understand instinctively but your parents don’t understand those things because they’re just too trapped in old thinking.”Nothing profound in this statement.”You don’t understand” is probably the most often heard response a parent of a teenager will get.

  • GItheJOE

    TravisTheChimp,Your name sounds patronizing. I will assume, “you people” along with your screen are racial connotations.If Beck is a genius than I am a Rhodes Scholar. Please come back with at least examples of his genius.

  • Curly Lasagna

    >>>Beck is a visionary and the problem that I see here on this blog is that you people are far too closed minded to appreciate his genius.I disagree….the voices in my head tell me not to listen to Beck.Hey, has anyone seen my tinfoil hat? I thought I left it over by the E-Meter………

  • ElMystico

    Also, technically, prophesize isn’t a word. It’s prophesy (prah-feh-sigh). But enough grammar nitpicks, let’s talk about Glenn Becks genius nightmare scenarios that he pulled out of the vast recesses of his ass. OMG u guyz its 2014 and B. Hussein Obama has made us all commie-nazis and theres rioting and martial law cos of whatever lets start panicking now?!?!

  • Packy

    I’m pretty sure Travis was being funny.

  • ElMystico

    I don’t care Packy I’m too busy PANICKING. If only I had some sort of bunker to hide in…

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Travis Teh Chump -

    What Beck is prophesizing is a scenario of events that will unfold.

    Prophesizing or instigating?There were people that thought that Kristallnacht was a good idea too. Those people would be the National Socialists.Glenn Beck, highly dissatisfied that he can not inflict his ideology on everyone by persuasion, decides to inflict his ideology by force.Mr. Beck is a fascist. He is a racist nazi scumbag. I look forward to his downfall.You have not yet learned that this is my country as much as yours. I will not allow you to inflict your fascist ideology on me or anyone else. If you want to hang out in fascist clubs like the Klan and the other various White Supremacy goups by all means do so. Knock yourself out. However I reserve the right to point out how stupid and ignorant you are.

  • AC

    This getting-to-the-kids in order to influence the parents is nothing new. See: D.A.R.E program, Matthew 10:21 and 10:35 and vicinity, junk food and toy advertisement…I don’t think Gore’s flattery of youth activists quite falls into this category.

  • Curly Lasagna

    Packy, the fine art of sarcasm doesn’t always play the way you planned it on the intertubes……..

  • TravisTheChimp

    Beck has the ability to project what will transpire under the Obama administration. Because of the massive spending bills that Obama is creating and the subsequent collapse (finally) of the banking system the nation will be bankrupt. State givernments will be without funds for municipal service. As a result our infrastructure will collapse, police and fire departments will be cut back, prisons will not be able to confine criminals and mayhem will rule the streets. Mark my words.

  • TravisTheChimp

    The reference to “you people” was targeted to…you people….those assembled here on this blog. To interpret that as racist is surely ridiculous and belies one with irrational thought and a substandard education.

  • GItheJOE

    >>The reference to “you people” was targeted to…you people….those assembled here on this blog. To interpret that as racist is surely ridiculous and belies one with irrational thought and a substandard education.Or a need to fight with trolls. Thanks for taking the bait. Don’t worry your tribulation will not come and sooner or later WE will stop acknowledging END TIMERS as rational people.

  • Packy

    Hmm.. maybe Travis wasn’t being funny.I can’t tell, now.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    The Doom and Gloom brigade rides again.A few years ago they told us that our lives were in danger because the Iraqis were going to paddle their camels over here and fight us in the streets.Leave your nail clippers, cigarette lighters, and bottled water at home. We have to have a war on liquids or else those scary terrorists will blow you up.The Fourth amendment is a figment of your imagination because we will listen to all of your phone calls and spy on your internet activity because, even you, might be a critic of the Bush Admin…. er TERRORIST.Now it’s:… the massive spending bills that Obama is creating and the subsequent collapse (finally) of the banking system the nation will be bankrupt. State givernments will be without funds for municipal service. As a result our infrastructure will collapse, police and fire departments will be cut back, prisons will not be able to confine criminals and mayhem will rule the streets.

    While this is a better story than the Iraqis coming here to attack me, I observe that in this piece of propaganda the blame is placed on Obama in spite of the fact that the Bush Cheney criminal conspiracy is what brought this country to the brink of bankruptcy (you are aware that nations can not file for Chapter 11 or Chapter 7 so bankruptcy is just a descriptive device).If the wrong wingers continue to shout doom and gloom to undermine the recovery. I think they should be silenced by arresting them for treasonous activity.Why does Beck and TravisTheChimp hate America?

  • TravisTheChimp

    To Mr. SRFG,Sir, I do not hate the United States of America, but I am concerned about the fate of our nation as we careen down a highway of reckless government spending, fascist control of the census that will serve to expand liberal control of Congress, and creation of a socialist welfare state. It is you,Sir, who hate the US of A.

  • Josh B.

    Careful, Bob – it’s my understanding that Glenn has us surrounded.

  • ElMystico

    See, Packy! I told you we should be panicking!Travis the only think Glenn Beck is good at projecting are his own paranoid fantasies. And while “mayhem will rule the streets” sounds like a great tag line for a summer action flick, a serious prognostication it ain’t. If Glenn Beck wiped the tears of his ham-steaky cheeks and put together a serious economic model, or even talked to people who had, maybe. Or if he ever bothered to pony up even a few fact-esque flavor sprinkles over his well-frothed cappuccino of crazy, maybe.Glenn Beck is not a serious person.You know what, though? I will mark your words. In fact, if you’re right, come 2014, I’ll bake you a damn cake. I should probably start hoarding cake supplies though.

  • TravisTheChimp

    Sir,There is no blame but rather we need to hear the bugle call for action. If we need regress to the previous “8 years” then lets reflect on the hate and sabotage directed at Bush by the left .

  • Kat

    Hey Travis – you probably should grab your sandwich board and head back down to your corner. I heard that David Wilkerson is about to steal your spot.

  • Packy

    Ok, Travis… apparently you WEREN’T being funny.>>”but I am concerned about the fate of our nation as we careen down a highway of reckless government spending, fascist control of the census …”So, sir: I have two questions:Why didn’t we hear from you when the last administration and Republican controlled Congress cheerfully amassed the current deficit?Why was there no outrage from you about the reprehensible fascist behavior during the eight years of G.W. Bush?If you seriously believe that Glenn Beck has anything of value to offer, then it’s clear that you have no ability of your own to engage in critical thinking.

  • ElMystico

    >>lets reflect on the hate and sabotage directed at Bush by the left .First off, I don’t think Bush needed anyone’s help to sabotage himself. But you’re right. He was such a likable fake cowboy. Why did why hate him so much? Oh, right, his constant failure and ignorant smirking dickishness.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    Packy wrote:>>>So, Bob – how can Beck be effectively countered?The best way to hit him is to continue to portray him as a maniac — a self-satirical joke. As long as he’s seen as a crazy caricature of a far-right pundit, his ideas (if not his show) will be seen as fringe and unserious.

  • akaye

    Um is it just me, or does Glenn Beck look like a TeleTubby!

  • gocart mozart

    Packy, you are using logic on Travis and that is unfair. Quite unfair.

  • ElMystico

    >>The best way to hit him is to continue to portray him as a maniac — a self-satirical joke.A frothy cappuccino of crazy, perhaps?

  • Alex

    Obviously Will Smith is in cahoots with Al Gore with his famous call to arms, “Parents Just Don’t Understand”. Nazi bastards.

  • TravisTheChimp

    Yes, Bush’s failure at mitigating another attack by terrorists in 7 years? I do recall how many of the liberal pseudointellectual Bohemians of NYC were crying on 9/11 , helpless and pathetic as a paralyzed lamb . Iraq is now the ONLY democracy in the Middle East. The DJI was at 14,000. What bothers you….phone tapping? What, sir, do you have to hide?

  • Packy

    Ok, Travis.You’ve shown that logic won’t work on you.As far as protecting us: I really think the reason there have been no terrorist attacks on US soil since 9-11 is actually because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became a couple.Prove me wrong.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    It is you,Sir, who hate the US of A.

    Why? I was born here too. This is my country. I probably love it more than Beck does.If you think that I don’t love my country because I stood up to be counted when an out of control criminal conspiracy took control of my government and began to use the Constitution as a doormat (“It’s just a piece of paper.” – George W. Bush). Because I began yelling FOUL, FOUL, FOUL, IMPEACH IMPEACH, IMPEACH then you don’t understand the duties incumbent on citizens of this country.Protesting Tyranny is what Patriots do.Faux patriots stick yellow ribbons on their SUVs.Faux patriots boost there ratings by crying on their TV show and whining about how the commies ‘stole’ their country by winning an election.If you really think it’s in your best interest to repeatedly call a majority of your fellow citizens ‘commies’, then please continue. Frankly, It makes you look like a bunch of lame Klansmen. Calling someone a commie stopped being effective the year Keith Olbermann was born (1959). For everyone but republicans calling someone a commie was a joke in the 60s. At this point it is neither an insult or a joke. Now it is just pathetic.You might as well announce a research project to cure the ‘vapors’. Can you people be any more medieval?Glenn Beck tilts at Windmills, Liberals astonished – not knowing whether to laugh, or to call the asylum.If you don’t realize how ridiculous Mr. Beck is making himself look, then you have my pity.

  • GItheJOE

    >>Yes, Bush’s failure at mitigating another attack by terrorists in 7 years?OH, NO ATTACKS MYTHOLOGY!!!! You see Travis, this is a load of shit that has been fed to the masses for the last 7 years. There have been plenty of attacks. DC Sniper, Anthrax, Every single attack on American Soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.>>Iraq is now the ONLY democracy in the Middle East.So, you are an expert on Iraq? I am argue this point from the point of view of someone who has been in Iraq for ever election since the Invasion.>>The DJI was at 14,000.But magically started to fall on September of 2007 because the Market is all knowing and it know that the people were going to elect a BLACK COMMIE.What bothers you….phone tapping?YES!!!! It violates my Constitutional Right as an American.What, sir, do you have to hide?A whole basement full of cocaine. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OR THE GOVERNMENTS!

  • Alex

    Travis,Guess who’s fault it was that 9/11 happened in the first place? Oh right, Bush. You know who else looked helpless and pathetic on that same day? Oh right, Bush. Hiding in a fucking elementary school. Considering it’s a matter of NATIONAL security I’m not really sure what you expect the “Bohemians of NYC” to do. Rev up the anti aircraft guns they have all around the NYC skyline? As far as the DJ goes, what was it in the last weeks of Bush’s term? So much leaving on a good note. And goddamn do I hate the pathetic excuse for an argument that is the “what do you have to hide?” routine…..

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    akaye -Yes. Perfact. Mr. Beck is the next TeleTubby. His name is Bang Zoom.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Mr. TravisI have nothing to hide, but Mr. Fascist the faux Texas rancher is not allowed to violate the constitution. PERIOD.The Warrantless wiretapping is unconstitutional. PERIOD.If you think violating the constitution is OK, then I know a lot of veterans that want to kick your ass. They risked their lives to defend the constitution.

  • Kat

    I agree with Packy. Obviously the terrorists lived in fear that an attack on US soil might take out the combined gorgeousness that is Brangelina. Or perhaps any attempted attacks just bounced off Angelina’s lips.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com Kyle

    Glenn Beck was showing some very off-putting empathy for the Alabama spree killer last week.

  • Packy

    Thanks, Kat.I knew there’d be other True Believers™ out there.We Surround Them™!Travis – I’m still waiting to be proven wrong.

  • MZ

    Craziness aside, Beck’s just given 4 million idiots an easy out. When their kid comes up to them to ask why they’re driving an SUV, or throwing out a lot of plastic, or not getting energy-efficient appliances, the idiots now don’t have to think about any reasoned response to climate change science, or even agree with their kids – they can just point and yell “HITLER YOUTH!!!”

  • ElMystico

    >>I do recall how many of the liberal pseudointellectual Bohemians of NYC were crying on 9/11 , helpless and pathetic as a paralyzed lambUm…You got video of that? No. Because you made it up in your neck-top crazy box.Locking up any passing brown person forever and ever in a box in Cuba is a fear based response. Demanding that civil liberties and our constitution be upheld even when things seem bad is…y’know…the appropriate response.

  • ElMystico

    It’s true MZ. As we all know, kids shouldn’t ever be allowed to have opinions different from their parents. Thanks for saving the youth of America from Al “Goebbles” Gore and the Global Warming SS, Glenn Cock! I mean Beck!He does have an unfortunate name, doesn’t he?

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I know a few pseudointellectual Bohemians of NYC that would have Glenn Beck and Travis reduced to a feast for the homeless in less time than it took W to misunderestimate his duty while reading My Pet Goat.

  • TravisTheChimp

    I would stay and embarass “you all” some more with my superior intellect, breeding, and education however I must run, the good Mr. Beck will be on Fox News in two minutes.Cheers!

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I think you meant that the new TeleTubby named Bang Zoom is on Fox. Did I mention that Bang Zoom is yellow.

  • TravisTheChimp

    Glenn Beck rubs Parkay on my testicles after his show and makes me say “Ooh, what a lovely tea party”Then I teabag him, of course. Wingnut teabaggery ahoy!

  • Alex

    Well Mr. Chimp, you’ve certainly continued to embarrass us with that massive intellect and Glenn Beck ball rubbing you’ve got going on…