Exposing the Spazzy White Guy Network

Another one where you can tell he’s really angry.

Dear Jon,Please marry me. Please.

great endingmy sentiments exactly

You must be one of the cool white guys Bob. Hey, you voted for Obama, you LIKE Jazz, you sat next to a black person on the bus in middle school. You are down wit it!!!But the truth is , Douche Bag, these spazzy white guys make the world tick. Yea, yea yea. They’re all eveil and we meet in caves at 4 am to cook up the next virus that we’ll inject into minorities and Gerbil killers….Next time you turn on the light, your computer, or fly in a jet you can thank a spazzy white guy.Need antibiotis for that spew emananating from you 1/2 inch penis? Thank a SWG. That car you bought with the trust fund that Grandpa Cesca left you, the one where he made his money selling coal (which is cool because as long as its your blood money), you can thank a SWG.

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@TruthSerumI’m sure you don’t realize (being so new to the site and all) that “spazzy white guys” refer to the “spazzy white guys in lower manhattan”. Lower manhattan and wall street is not a beacon of scientific innovation.

And spazzy white guys arent the ones operating the power plants, ITing computers or flying our planes jackass.

you be da man truthserum, you be da man(that can’t spell)and its true that spazzy white guys make the world ‘tick’ the same way that an old timey(cartoonish) bomb ticks

TwatSerum -It’s all about money with you isn’t it. You are a money worshiping fool. Money guys don’t invent things you asshole, all they do is provide capital. Some companies, like Hewlett Packard, were started only using the founders own assets. The SWGILM didn’t get involved until much later.”Next time you turn on the light,”Every time I turn on a light I thank Tesla and Edison.”Next time you turn on your computer”Every time I turn on my computer I thank companies like AMD, intel, Zilog, Motorola; and people like Turing, Von Nuemann, Mauchley, Eckarhdt, Bardein, Stratton, and Grove.The Wright brothers were totally self funded.Money is fungible. The asshats that provide funding get no credit for invention in my part of the world. I give credit to the actual inventors.SWG’s have an overinflated opinion of their value to society and you give them credit for things they deserve no credit for. Engineers are better off without them than with them. SWG’s are responsible for killing technology advancement in the U.S.How long do you think the U.S. will remain a world leader when there are no engineers employed here? U.S. engineering jobs are being shipped to India and China at breakneck speed. I don’t expect any inventions from SWGs, most of them need help changing light bulbs.How many spazzy white guys does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

That was so perfect.

Hey, TruthSerumperson, I’ll tell you what you need to do.First, you can go to the CNBC channel with that little rant of yours, since it seems that it is now in the business of employing eager enablers of the real macho-wacho number-crunching assholes like the sycophants they always were and will continue to be until its dropped from cable outlets abroad. It would seem Stewart’s meager assessment properly exposes the channel’s content as propaganda designed to fluff the pseudo-intellectuals that supposedly “make the world tick.”What you do after applying for a gig at CNBC is turn on your own computer, flick on your own lights, or make a round trip to wherever-the-fuck you fly to for appointments to kiss ass (‘cuz it’s obvious from your writings that that’s what you do for a living, or at least you wish to), compose yet another corporatist-defending rant before coming to the realization that you’re part of the damned problem, you complacent twit.The “spazzy white guys” are being exposed for the frauds they always were, and they don’t like it one bit. Who needs these charlatans if all they do is look for scapegoats when they get shit wrong with all their financial sooth-saying? Seee, that’s the part not shown in Stewart’s expose of the financial “news” network. I liked when Greenspan exposed his inaccuracies, thus causing all his adulators on the CNBC network to go into a state of cognitive dissociation collectively in response. Very illuminating, that was. They were all acting like they didn’t even hear Mr. Greenspan for once. Most have always been aware that these people were winging it, but the plunging economy and their current pleas for attention (ratings!) and absolution at the president’s expense has made it all the more apparent, so you can continue fluffing them up here before critical thinkers, ok. We won’t stop you, really.Thirdly, you speak that, I’m sure, facetious part in the latter section of your second paragraph to the so-called “spazzy white guys” and they’ll probably rally behind you like those dorks rallied behind PR man, Sic Rantelli (thanks Olbermann, or whomever coined that brilliance) if it’ll all bring bring back their precious bull market-driven bubble economy. Those soulless, money-managing clods can kiss my black ass. The consumption habits of us little people keeps those fat bastards employed and able to talk shit on flimsy cable “news” networks.I snicker at their threats to throw many Lipton Tea Parties, the bourgeois, wanna-be robber barons.

The most amazing part about it is, the arguments that TruthSerum lays out are truly the best and brightest that the other side can come up with.I just want to shake them by their collective shoulders and ask them to say what they say, but in front of a mirror. If they still truly believe it, ZERO CRED!Kudos to Bob for circumnavigating the series of tubes (say it in the mirror sir! say it!) to get shit squared today, but more importantly for attracting and empowering such a great blend of intelligent readers/commenters/contributors – minus the random wingnut

Hey Truth,I know you think SWM’s are all Clark Kent-y superhero’s but here’s a fact for you:Lewis Latimer (1848-1928)invented the carbon filament-an important part of the light bulb. He’s a black dude that worked in the labs of Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell: The spazzy smarty whitey’s that took ALL the fuckin’ credit.I could school you on your jets, computers, and antibiotics as well but something tells me it would be a waste.Besides I hate bubble bustin’. Some folks believe in Santa and the Easter bunny, you might as well believe spazzy whitey’s created the universe.

I can’t stand the know-it-all attitude of many of the CNBC hosts. Many of them aren’t living in reality. However, it is important to stress that not every individual on Wall Street caused the current economic crisis. It would have been in the best interest of most individuals working there to prevent all of it from happening.But let’s just continue to stigmatize everyone who works there as being in lockstep with evil.Also, what does being white have to do with anything? I thought most liberals believed in treating people as individuals, not prejudging intentions based on such categories like skin color, profession, or social class. I guess it’s just easier to dehumanize entire groups, get the mob riled up, and demonize people with sweeping generalities. (examples include “Spazzy White Guy Network”, “Evil Conservatives”, “Wall Street Criminals”, etc)I do agree that some of these hosts on TV have been spazzy lately in their deliveries, and that HAS been annoying.