Not To Be A Downer, But…

Posted on 03/12/2009 at 8:13 am by JumpyPants

All of these Rush Limbaugh billboard slogans really aren’t good.

If they seriously want to mock Limbaugh in his home town, be bold about it. Use the slogan: “Limbaugh Knows Failure.” Then show a giant pile of drugs. Or a stack of divorce papers. Or a draft deferment. Or a Viagra tablet. Or all of it. Billboards are large. You can fit a lot of crap on one.

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  • alex

    haha – i thought it was just me.oh and here’s a nominee for some type of awesome:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfZiBRFM5wa good lesson in how to deal with the wingnuts – don’t engage, just laugh at them!

  • http://www.bobcesca.com joshua Wilson

    They all suck. Here were my submissions:1.) Foolish Utterances Can Keep Republicans Uninformed, Stupid & Hateful-or-Facilitating Unrest, Counterfeit Kings Rehash Unbelievably Stupid Hypocrisy2.) Even A Thug Shows His Intellect Temporarily

  • Natasha

    My cousin made these up: “RUSH – HURRY UP AND DIE” or “RUSH YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT – NO ONE ELECTED YOU SHIT” or “RUSH – SHUT THE FUCK UP” or “RUSH YOU FAT LAZY FUCK – DON’T JUST TALK ABOUT IT – HAVE THE BALLS TO RUN FOR OFFICE”

  • eve

    The billboard idea is lame to begin with.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    …wow. 80,000 submissions and that’s the best they came up with? I agree with Eve. The billboard idea is only surpassed in its lameness by the winning slogan.

  • ElMystico

    So the downside: money spent on lame slogans on billboards that no one will probably care about and will probably supply fodder for the right (not that that in and of itself is a reason not to do something- at this point you could put up a picture of a basket of puppies, and they’d be screaming about the Puppy Basket Agenda)And the upside of the billboard thing is?This smells like one of those ideas that popped into someone’s head and no one ever bothered to ask why. (“I’ve got it! Billboards! The message delivery system of the early 20th century!” “Good job, Steve!”)

  • Lexaburn

    You all are joking, right?All of your suggestions sound bitter and counterintuitive.

  • eve

    They picked the one that says Americans didn’t Vote for a Rush to Failure.

  • eve

    I’m guessing all the really good ones were too profane for a public billboard.

  • ElMystico

    >>>I’m guessing all the really good ones were too profane for a public billboard.I guess that’s why they didn’t go with ‘Yeah, keep flappin’ yer jowls, sweet tits’