Prime Time Thread

Second!

Shit. I screwed that all up.Does anyone here have to write copy, to have it reviewed by more than one person? Does it suck so bad that you want to start screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs, or is that just me?

Are we not doing blog radio tonight?

Ari Fleischer should Burn In Hell.Actually, that would be wayyy too good for him.He should be sentenced to burn Alive, here on Earth.What a lying, skeevey, scummy, shitbag this guy is.To recap:Obama (and America) should thank w every day that we live in a world without Saddam Hussein, or Saddams sons.W “inherited a recession” from Clinton … So he didn’t really leave Obama anything worse than his Dem predecessor left w ….The w misadministration NEVER said a Nookyular threat was imminent; they just stated the ‘fact’ that Saddam was ‘trying’ to acquire nookyular and kemmehkall weapons …w saved us from being attacked again AFTEr 9/11, and “How Dare You” suggest w failed to protect us BEFORE 9/11; “If we get atacked again, are you going to say we got atacked on Obama’s watch?!”If you turn up the audio really really loudly, you can probably hear all 5 of this worms’ hearts beating…

Paddy put the Matthews-Fleischer brawl up.

So Matthews beat up on Fleisher tonight, eh? That’s easy enough. I guess the wind changed direction momentarily.I need to check that out, though. I could use a good laugh at a lying-ass Republicon’s expense.Hell, the media dorks let them get away with their rampant fibbing most of the time.

Thanks for heads up, ceu.”…America couldn’t wait for Saddam to strike us Again…” -Ari Fliescher

I wouldn’t dick-slap Ari Fleischer with Rush Limbaugh’s artificially enhanced two-inch choad.

how bout the interview where michael steele says he’s pro-choice? that oughtta make him even more popular with republicans.

Jesus, Jane, it’s also defined as his taint? I thought we weren’t allowed to use that word here anymore. oops

taint = thread killer

Fleischer: “After Sept. 11 how can we take a chance that Saddam might not strike again?”Thanks, fuck nut.

So Matthews beat up on Fleisher tonight, eh?

Actually, Matthews didn’t do a very good job beating back the barage of bullshit at all. I think he was so dumbfounded by the ease of Fleischer’s lying.

I think most PTTers are busy banging their heads repeatedly against hard surfaces. Too much so to type. (I am excused because I haven’t been watching news all goddamn day.)

I wish someone would propose legislation making abortions mandatory. Just to monopolize the evening discourse. Legitimately. Goddamnit.

I am just catching up after corrupting my brain with Morning Shmoe this morning. I read Carl’s (and others’) tweets on this but busily stuck my head in the several hours of Nostradamus and Cayce on History. At least those guys felt that they were telling the truth.Cheney what squads? And I’m surprised?

jane, maybe make homosexuality mandatory. That will get a much bigger reaction (and rule out the abortions altogether).

i’ve been off the news for a week now. i really think i’m healthier! i can’t stomach the republicans getting away with spewing such shit.

Gypsy, I think I need to do the same–a news fast–but I’d have to kill the computer along with the tv. I’m not ready to be without the remote and the mouse.

When does Rod Serling step out w/cigarette in hand?

Kyle, curiously enough, this comes from an article I have had open and was just reading:”Papuan Islanders worried that homosexual males might become pregnant. To ensure that this did not occur, they held ceremonies during which they fed them limes to avoid conception.”(source)

Perfect image, Packy.Jane, do you really sit and read up on this shit? You should be a tee vee expert on human female non-breeding techniques. On Oxygen. Or is it Lifetime. We?

DP, I read a little bit about a whole lot. Master of none.

drooling mmmm, cigarette…cigar.Damn, Packy. Thanks a lot.

I am going to kick the shit out of Ari if I ever see that motherfucker!”How Dare You?!” No motherfucker, How Dare You open your fucking mouth on national television and continue to spend lies about Saddam attacking us again. WTF!!!!?Anywho, I have hurt my brain muscle today. I am trying to write my senior thesis and I want to write my own suicide note instead.

I’m still trying to figure how your reading lead you to (and from) chubby penises to contraceptives.

Is that what happened.. I don’t watch tweety anymore… but I am not surprized.. he never argues with any of those idiots he just lets them go on and on… just like he did Lott and Armey.

Joe, step away from the tv.

DP, the word “choad” popped unbidden into my head after watching Ari spitshine George W’s jackboots.

DP, I have created a 22 page essay of absolute plagiarism and bullshit within an eight hour period.Ari was just the piece of shit that almost sent me over the edge to see The Jesus.*pops Iraqi Veteran cocktail of Zoloft, Vicodine and beer*Hey everybody, I’m doctor Nick.

Jane, you actually walk around with such things already bouncing around in there, eh. Truly bizarre. I like it.

jane, how did choad lead you to Papuan contraceptive techniques?

Randomness: I hate to pick on Krugman because I think a lot of the guy, but I can’t watch this video–the first 2 or 3 seconds make me laugh so hard, he just looks… completely zoned out. And he sort of reminds me of a muppet or something… I dunno. Sorry!

Deeps, I can also walk and chew gum.

Ah, Joe! A real American education isn’t acquired without at least one major paper being squeezed out your ass in 8 hours or less.

DP, that isn’t all Jane can do and walk. Ba Doom Cha!

Sheez, Kyle, I’ll draw you a flow chart.You really should have someone check out your short-term amnesia.

Jane for president (in 8 years). Slogan: “Can walk and chew gum just like the last guy”.

Too many skeletons, and live bodies, in my “closet.”

OTOH, dead men tell no tales. Hmmm…

Jane, stop calling your vagina a closet.

Elvis! Heads up. Outta the basement, man.

jane, I hope I’m right–you said how Ari got you to ‘choad’ but I see nothing in the PTT about how ‘choad’ led to Papuan contraceptive techniques for homosexual men.Though you’re right about my short term memory. It’s not so good.

I have to apologize for that last comment. I need to just type some childish shit for a couple hours until I call Bob.

Uh, oh. Git’s not here. Jane?

Packy – I’m in the middle of a Fleischer post and I hope you won’t mind if I expound on your Rod Serling idea. Probably won’t be up til tomorrow.

wtf? bristol and baby daddy split?! that is too good for words! and can i just say shocker! SHOCKER!!!!!

What Keith was hinting at a bit ago..about the death squad type thing.. here is a bit from that interview…”Hersh seemed more troubled by the repetitions of the pattern. The “beautiful thing about our system” is that eventually we get new leaders, he said. “The evil twosome, Cheney and Bush, left,” Hersh said. But he also said “it’s really amazing to me that we manage to get such bad leadership, so consistently.”And he added that both the press and the public let down their guard in the aftermath of 9/11.“The major newspapers joined the [Bush] team,” Hersh said. Top editors passed the message to investigative reporters not to “pick holes” in what Bush was doing. Violations of the Bill of Rights happened in the plain sight of the public. It it was not only tolerated, but Bush was re-elected.”http://www.minnpost.com/ericblackblog/2009/03/11/7310/investigative_reporter_seymour_hersh_describes_executive_assassination_ring

Kyle, “maybe make homosexuality mandatory. That will get a much bigger reaction (and rule out the abortions altogether).”I was just giving an example of gay abortion, sort of.*sigh* never mind. not funny then, not funny now.

Two words: Lori Klausutis.

@jane: I seriously thought you just happened to already have that page open–you’re crazy like that.

Kyle, I did have that page open. But the choad thing was off the top of my head.

Kyle…Launching pad… Swift Boat Veterans…

kyle it’s like you have been in a hangover for the past few days? it’s funny to watch!

Jane, no one has taught me more about random crap than you. You are a walking (and gum-chewing) public service message.

Kat, I’m just Cliff fucking Clavin. Only slightly more tolerable. (Drinks on me!)

Cuter too.

ha! never knew cliff’s last name. you are the gift that keeps on giving jane!

>>Cuter too.No prickly mustache, for one!

Norm

gyps, I don’t drink so it can’t be a hangover. I’ve got some deadlines hanging over me at work, however, that are probably the root of the problem.

Meghan McCain sounds like a total Valley girl. I expect to run into her at the mall or something.

I doubt Meghan and I would ever shop at the same store. Except an ABC store.**liquor store, yankees

“I have to go make money for GE” HA!!!!Please for the love of my mutual fund, say that more often Rachel!

we love you kyle. well, most of us. kat, baby mccain makes me want to beat her up. she may really be that sweet but it comes across as irritating and fake.

they don’t know “abc store” in georgia either. i was so young i didn’t know they all weren’t called “abc store”. hehe…i’m a quick learner when it comes to getting my sip on though!

Interesting take, Gyps. I was going to say that it’s nice to see a moderate and that she realizes what is fucked up in her party and can call it out. I have some new found respect for her. I just thought she was an airhead, but she’s not.

Ms. McCain isn’t exactly striking me as the sharpest tool in the proverbial shed. But you know, she’s standing up for the same political party that puts Joe the Plumber on stage, so I guess it makes sense.

She’s a lot smarter than Michael Steele, that’s for sure.

On Rachel now: “Because, like sher, I hate pork, but I can’t make a comment on the economy b/c like I don’t really know much about it…like fer sher, and such as…”That was like a totally useless interview, fer sher.

Really, Carl? I appreciate her calling out Ann Coulter, that’s for sure, but it just seemed that for anything with substance, she was parroting talking points.

Ady,I really liked the honesty. It was cool with me. Plus, I want to see her knock out Ann Coulter.

Ady, I like, totally, couldn’t agree more, fer sher.

At least Ms. McCain is smarter than her mother. Bristol Palin? Not so much…

She’s a lot smarter than Michael Steele, that’s for sure.True that, Carlos. So is my 8 year old.

Seriously,I am a fucking college student surrounded by 18-22 year children and Megan’s “for sures” and “likes” weren’t bad. This is the product of the Bush education system. Lets see if Obama can do better.

well, i’m not watching her if she is on something right now so my desire to hit her remains the same. esp for that mccain bus thing she did during the election. also, her rambling about not wanting a guy like “daddy” or obama but the guy has to be like her dad etc.

Kat – what talking points? I’m at work so I paid about 75% attention, but it seemed to me she was pretty honest about how fucked up her party is and how freaky CPAC was.Except for the economy question, which she then backed off from, I think she did well. I wasn’t thinking Valley Girl, I was thinking, how would this come across if I were reading the transcipt?

Goddamnit, lay off the chubby chick. She is mine!

Also this just in:SC Governor Mark Sanford Refuses to Stimulate His Own Wife.

GI,
I’m not saying she was that heavy on the fershers, but there was very little substance there.

I also get the idea that she may be suddenly out-and-about intentionally, as a means of toning down the party’s Limboulter image; given her surname, she’s sure to get a little attention.

Come on PTTers, she isn’t really that smart, has daddy issues and a little weight problem. This is called easy prey and she is RICH!

Hmmm…I’m noticing something important here….le boys (i.e. GI & Carl) like Ms. McCain. La femmes do not. Epiphany!! Meghan McCain has magic tits!!!

i didn’t think she was that bad, either.P.S. I

GI, chill out…I was like totally kidding about Ms. McCain.Kyle, like you made me totally sick with whatever kinda rot is like seriously goin’ around down here, fer sher. So, I like totally blame you.

yes kyle, and what does that say about the party? meghan mccain to the rescue? wtf?!

they can do magic??? *looks down shirt*

meant to say ..P.S. I love Rachel lots and lots.(Except I made one of that “less than 3″ hearts and apparently you can’t do that.)

No one caught any rot from me, dammit! jane, spell ‘attic’ while you do that.

Hmmm…I’m noticing something important here….le boys (i.e. GI & Carl) like Ms. McCain. La femmes do not. Epiphany!! Meghan McCain has magic tits!!!

I knew someone was gonna go there, but if that’s the case, then yes, girls can be catty.

Carl, I thought she did well. And she wasn’t afraid Rachel would bite like all the other republics out there. The Valley girl thing was annoying but she definitely had brains to back it up. And I’d have balked at the economy question too. She was visibly embarrassed at not being able to answer it and I sorta felt for her–I red up at the drop of a hat and would never go on camera–but hell, how many non-politicians (or even politicians) could truly tackle that issue and sound intelligent (or sane).

Kyle, stop it. You must chill! I will not have you apologizing for like totally agreeing with my offensive comments.She’s blonde and has big tits, so I get it. She’s like totally awesome, y’all.

Kyle, heh. My inner first grader so shoots a spitball at you.

Carl – I’ll be interested to read the transcript, because her Valley Girl delivery did distract me, I must admit. I’ll give her the comments about Coulter – that was definitely a positive. But the comments about needing to attract young people to the Repub Party smacked of a Michael Steele giving the Party a “hip-hop makeover” feel.

>>>spell ‘attic’ while you do thatkekeke…boys are pervs.carl, show me one instance where i have been caty with someone who didn’t deserve it? i mean jane is a bitch and kat is a slut but they earned it!

WOOT!!!Ady figured it out!!!Hey, I need a question for Bob. I have nothing to do tonight and will stay on hold for 3 hours.

DP – I gotcha. I tend to think the valley girl thing is a product of your environment. She wasn’t Paris Hilton.To me, it’s a dialect thing, like seeing a Chinese person with an English accent. I’m just saying I was expecting a complete airhead and I didn’t see it.

I ♥ Rachel even more when she talks about pot.

Ady, shoot a spitwad at jane for me and we’ll be even.

Joe – ask if they think Meghan McCain has magic tits.

I love all things related to pot, but I kept snickering at that dude’s name: Mirken? A wee bit close to ‘Merkin,’ wouldn’t we say?

>>jane is a bitchThank you! I’ll be here all week.

I was thinking,”Any ideas if the GOP will have some success in 2010 or will it be a landslide victory for the D’s”or”Bob, you have to run for US Senator against Arlen Specter because he has two primary candidates that are ultra conservative. If one of the neocons wins the primary a moderate or bluedog dem can win.”

i mean jane is a bitch and kat is a slut but they earned it!Damn straight. I worked hard for that title. And when I say “worked hard”……

Merkins make me think of Peter Sellers first, then pubic wigs. Peter Sellers is much better than a pubic wig.

Goddamn Fat One collided with the remote and wiped out my DVR memory somehow. AAAUUUUGH.

BITCH!

If we need a topic, I’d suggest the CNBC business news clowns using their bully pulpit to aid and abet their stock pump and dump schemes. They use TV, must people just pump and dump using Yahoo stock group boards.This is related to the lovely Cramer v. Stewart war. Can’t wait ’til tomorrow night.

jane calling you a bitch is my “i love you”! play your cards right and i might say “i hate you” with a punch to the face!

But the comments about needing to attract young people to the Repub Party smacked of a Michael Steele giving the Party a “hip-hop makeover” feel.

Yeah, but she’s 24 and a professed moderateRepublican. Why wouldn’t she want people her age to join her? I didn’t get the Steele thing because she wasn’t totally “off the hook” or “hip-hop.” That was completely gimmicky – she comes off as sincere. I may disagree with her, but it seems that if I had a conversation with her we would disagree without being disagreeable.

Speaking of agree to disagree, BOB AND LEE!!!

gypsy, you’re a bitch!Ack.. it sounds terrible when I try to communicate my affection.

Ask yourselves this question: What if that had been Chelsea Clinton? Huh? Do you think the Republicans would be falling all over themselves to compliment her or NOT to insult her? Here’s a hint: NO WAY!

If you haven’t noticed CNBC has turned rabidly corporatist since O won the election. I think we might see Cramer goose-stepping onto the Daily Show.

You’re a bitch too, Kyle.

oh hell no kyle. you can’t call us bitches! who the fuck do you think you are?!

Joe, the latter question. The former sounds like an entry to a snoozefest. Or bring up finance. You know finance. (And Cramer and Jon Stewart and Scarborough and such as.)

Did I just hear music about robots?

Ady says I’m a bitch too, gyps, so I’m sticking by my statement.

Cenk Uygur wrote a column today on the HuffPo about CNBC.

Don’t click it!

You’re, like, totally gonna click that, ain’t ya?

Kyle’s a WHORE

Kat, I just read that a short while ago. Highlight:”That is what CNBC continues to miss to this day as they try to defend themselves by saying their words were taken out of context. The problem was the context!”

WHORES get laid a lot, right?

kyle you link me to coulter again and you will be without a poking stick!

What if that had been Chelsea Clinton?

So now I’m supposed to base my opinion on the basis on how the other side would react?Are we taking the thread to the radio post?

Goddamn, Kyle, my eyes are burning! I could have gone my entire life without seeing that.

Have You Clicked A Blogwhore Today?

Broadway Carl, of course you shouldn’t. I was just being an immature little bitch (like Kyle). I think you should base your opinion on whatever you want to…

*liquor store, yankeesPackage store, darling.or….the packy. (no, I’m not making it up)except in NH, where it’s The State Liquor Store (yes, the caps were intentional)

>>WHORES get laid a lot, right?With people not really of their choosing if money weren’t involved, yuck.

State Stores in PA too.Really good article on CNBC:http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/03/11/cnbc/