Prime Time Thread

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and whatever else is on your mind.

And credit where credit is due: kudos to MSNBC for once again bringing in Ed Schultz to guest host.

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  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Welcome to Cosa Mesa California in loverly wrong wing Orange County.The audience seems to love him as much as I do, so all of the 1500 or so liberals in Orange County must be there.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Forst Pist also too.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    Ed is great….rocking it….and NOW the Town Hall Meeting is on…atleast Obama is brave enough to come out to the People when People are PitchFork ready….

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle W.

    Here’s hoping the trolls stay out of the PTT.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    I loved it when he said ” I am hot”….and people hooted back…LOL….( Chris matthews just piped in- but he is letting the Meeting be shown and not blathering – thank heavens…)

  • Chris B.

    First time post… I’m a huge fan though! Here goes…

    My theory on the AIG Bonuses and the ARRA Language regarding compensation (the MSM would never come up with something like this)-

    I am basically assuming that at some level, Treasury was aware that these bonuses would happen, and the Senate also had its suspicions. When they passed the ARRA
    Dodd presented his amendment because he was genuinely angry at the corporate greed, and is somewhat progressive. However, the Treasury begged for the language to be changed.

    Why?

    If you believe Liddy’s testimony that the executives in charge of winding down the various deal books are literally holding us hostage, then you have to assume they had this power when the debate over ARRA was happening. The Treasury knew that they would demand their bonuses, or threaten to walk out on us, creating a chance of default involving an account from their relevant deal books, thereby throwing the Company into bankruptcy (The Apocalypse).

    So if the amendment had been included, and Treasury would still have had to pay the bonuses, would the people be any less angry? No… except in that scenario, there would be no excuses that our hands are “legally bound,” causing the public to direct its anger towards the Treasury, and therefore the Administration.

    I think it was a tactically brilliant move (I hope the President was involved)… I just hope the end game involves said executives handing over their responsibilities seamlessly and then going straight to jail. That sounds way too good for reality though.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    … These people don’t have the standing to criticize whaat we are doing …I thought he was going to say zero cred. That was close.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    well..Chris above…hmm, so Jail is part of the plan? hmmm, now we are talking….Obama is doing a good job…( Imagine Bush trying to answer these questions…..???!)

  • fe

    hey, Chris! Welcome to the PTT.

  • ceu

    Take her (him?) to the pit. Use more honey!

  • ceu

    It’s Wednesday, Kyle. And Bob linked to here from his blog today on HuffPo. There WILL be trolls.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Chris B -Your theory is a good one.OK. This is my take. I could be wrong.The people getting the retention bonuses are people that could not afford to be lost until the stuff they knew inside and out was wound down.Retention bonuses are only given to key employees that, if they left, you would be fucked. Non key employees are never given retention bonuses. These people are always better off if they jump ship early (at the first sign of sinking). The retention bonus is a bribe to stay and help with the bailing out so that maybe you won’t sink.No one is irreplaceable, given time. People can be hired to replace people, but if it takes then a year to get up to speed, then you are screwed.I think that paying the retention bonuses was the right thing to do. If we don’t care at all about what happens to AIG, then paying them was bad.I’m not sure that many people understand what retention bonuses are for. I have received two retention bonuses in my life, both when facilities were being closed. They wanted me to stay until the doors were locked for the last time so they offered a retention bonus. Both times they were right in giving them because I would have jumped ship immediately without the bonus and they knew it.As you can see, retention bonuses are only given out in times of dire circumstances. The people at AIG knew the ship was sinking and they wanted to jump ship and get a job somewhere else. Those people would have all left by May 2008 if the retention bonuses hadn’t been handed out in Jan 2008.The media has turned this into a circus and given little explanation. The Congresscritters only made it worse today.I do not normally defend these assholes, but this was the wrong battle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=65905268&ref=profile Mike H.

    Thanks to all the Cescans who talked to me on facbook today. I hope I can count you all as friends.

  • dontpanic23

    Welcome, Chris2 (Ceu is also affectionately known as Chris for some odd reason).And a big happy birthday to Mike H. Here’s an idea of one of the things he wants:(>)(>)These are Kat’s on a somewhat side view. This is only my interpretation of Kat’s so I hope she shows up and makes any necessary corrections.I forgot to ask his favorite brand of beer so Bob, please have Mr. Whatsits send him a case of Sammys?

  • dontpanic23

    Mike, ya beat me to it while I was making boobs.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Hey Mike.I consider all of the regulars here to be a friend, and you are one of those, so ….She’s a Witch!

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle W.

    Just don’t be a witch in Gambia.

  • dontpanic23

    A witch? Git, you’ve been sneaking onto Facebook, haven’t you? And if not, you need to. Goddammit. I know, yada the privacy shit but my name and email are nowhere on there but people here can find me pretty easily since my name is the same in both places. So…Go!

  • MG

    just heard Obama say in response to the misallocated stimulus money”Ultimately I’m responsible. I’m the President of the United States.”Unbelievably awesome.

  • veralynn

    I have never said this in all my forty-something yearsI love my PresidentI love how he is an adult and talks to us as adultsI love how he wanted the job, and it was really crappy this last timeI love that he is a constitutional law professor, again, especially in this time

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    I’m no longer a big fan of Ed Schultz.

  • Kat

    Happy birthday Mike H.!!(I’m ignoring everything DP had to say)Welcome Chris II!And who is Git calling a witch? Don’t make me pull out my voodoo dolls….

  • TruthSerum

    Forget about theories and conspiracies. Here are some facts, an anathema to liberals.O-Blame-A was well aware of the the AIG executive bonuses last week, even before he approved of the additional 30 billion to AIG. Santa’s lost elf (Geithner) orchestrated the deal with AIG as president of the Federal Reserve.Why now the outrage? Because the public is pissed.O-Blame-A now has to pretend he is genuinely angry, which is as pathetic a job as his performance as a president. When does Bush get blamed for this fiasco? Racism? Katrina?Will POTUS have a teleprompter on Leno? Nothing commands respect like an appearance on a late night comedy show.They need to fire Gibbs and hire Jon Stewart as press secretary, at least it would add some humor to this charade.

  • TruthSerum

    “there will be trolls”@ceu: You rang?

  • Elena

    Heard on Thom Hartmann’s show today that Merrill Lynch is planning on spending 400 million on shifting more jobs to India. Are any of the cable shows mentioning this?

  • ceu

    It wasn’t exactly a ring, TS. More like a bell buoy.and really, piss off. I’m in a particularly bitchy mood tonight.

  • http://obamaproject.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    Happy birthday, Mike H. :) MG: Yes. Incredibly awesome!QT

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle W.

    TruthSerum,Please fuck off.Sincerely,Kyle

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    And on that note, I (once again) get rid of W.Just be glad that’s the only W that came back.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Kyle,Thank you for telling TruthSerum to fuck off.Sincerely,NanoP.S. TruthSerum, please fuck off.

  • http://obamaproject.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    TS: I read that Obama was in on the deal to strip the no-bonus clause. I read too that despite the clause, Geithner was trying to woo the various execs into NOT paying bonuses. And he said today… he’s the president – the buck stops with him (our last president certainly shared the sentiment, but no force of will would let him admit it when it really mattered). So take your knee jerk defensive “Bush/Katrina” spiel somewhere else. Where it doesn’t apply, our 44th president doesn’t try to force that crap on us. Thank God.QT

  • TruthSerum

    Barry is wonderful! Spectacular! Unbelievable!!! Yes, as an actor and as an outright liar. How can you sheeple believe in what this idiot says? To quote Barry Hussein on the campaign trail:”We all know that the sacred trust does not end when the uniform comes off. That’s why it’s time to build a 21st-century VA. No more red tape. It’s time to give every service member electronic copies of their medical records and service records upon discharge so that they can immediately get the services that they’ve earned. No more shortfalls. We’ll fully fund VA health care. No more delays. We’ll pass on-time budgets. No more means testing. It’s time to allow every veteran into the VA system.”And now Barry Hussein wants veterans to cover their medical costs from injuries sustained in war with their private insurance? How fast do you think Blue Cross will dump every reservist ?I really wonder if Barry is doing blow again.

  • jane

    Dearest Truth Sperm,Please fuck off. Then go insert your genitalia (if it’s large enough) into a vise. Then crank down. Then crank down harder. Then take a very sharp Xacto knife and shave a layer of skin off. Then please take a nice salt bath. That might add humor to this charade.Love,me

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Oh, Truthiness. 30 billion? Isn’t this after the 140 billion that was handed out before January 20th? Weren’t these contracts signed in April, 2008? I’m no fan if Geithner, but didn’t he recuse himself from these deals? There’s plenty of blame to go around, but please don’t make it sound like this all happened in the last month, that’s disingenuous even for you.Time for you to go away now and comment somewhere else where people care what you have to say. YOu know, like Red State.

  • Kat

    TruthSerum,Our lovely Jane once said that the PTT is our beer time. So please take yourself off to another thread and allow us to relax and wish our friend Mike a happy birthday.KatP.S. And do what Jane requested.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    My next note will be comprised of letters cut from various magazines.

  • TruthSerum

    Wow…you people really are pissy. Its not even fun to troll here anymore.WASHINGTON (CNN) – Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski isn’t thrilled his team got snubbed by the leader of the free world.”Somebody said that we’re not in President Obama’s Final Four, and as much as I respect what he’s doing, really, the economy is something that he should focus on, probably more than the brackets,” Krzyzewski told a reporter from the Associated Press on Wednesday.Is this a bad joke? A really, really bad joke?Good night libtards. I leave you in peace you rat bastards, and besides you all are getting boring, even Silly Rat Faced Git and Kyle .

  • TruthSerum

    Oh yeah…Happy Birthday Mike.Good Night All.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    TSFuck Off.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    I don’t think anyone minds your trolling all that much. You’ve just been told repeatedly to keep it out of the PTT.And I bore you? Best news I’ve heard all day.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Fuck you too, troll.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Glad I used my Troll-Be-Gone©

  • dontpanic23

    Does this mean he is finally going to fuck off? I’m glad we could be so boring.Now, back to toasting Mike’s birthday. Hey Bob, where are those Sammys? We need a round please. Mr. Koch? Is that your buddy’s name with the beer?

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    UConn is not thrilled either. But they are not crying like little girls about it.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    And if that quote is true, fuck you too, Coach K. I’m sure the President poured over the brackets for hours painstakingly picking teams. I’m going to laugh my ass off when Duke doesn’t make it to the Final Four. Sorry NCers, after that Coach K. comment, I’m looking forward to it.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I didn’t get a chance to try my TrollAway®

  • idreamofskiba

    Happy Birthday, Mike!

  • veralynn

    I don’t like Carolina or Duke, or basketball. Give me football every day of the weekI know that makes me a bad southerner, but I don’t care

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    I should write Troll-Be-Gone© and let them know they’ve been using the wrong symbol after their trade name.

  • veralynn

    and Happy Birthday Mike!

  • Kat

    Has anyone heard if there is a radio show tonight?

  • cminri

    Now I want to have Jane’s babies. That was an awesome smackdown..

  • dontpanic23

    Coach who, Carlos? (OK, I’d have to live in a cave not to know that name).And thanks again to Our Dear Jane for defining the PTT for those who just don’t get it.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Und ve say Fuck You Very Much to the TruthSerum and as he zinks slowly into the western horizon waxing from yellows into ze oranges, reds, und finally the maroons.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    We totally should have Bobby Jindaled his ass.

  • veralynn

    air force one has direct tv

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Air Force Two has rabbit ears.

  • dontpanic23

    Cmin, since I no longer have the oooterus, I can’t have Jane’s babies. I’ll do all I can to support you in having them. Hey, if you can have 8 or more you get a free house and a reality show. What a great way to promote the GDAB.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    If there is a radio please Jeebus the Baby don’t let them talk about AIG. I’d rather be waterboarded for my IPA recipe than hear another fucking thing about AIG.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    If anyone wants to have babies, I have an excess of baby batter.

  • veralynn

    DP, if I have 8 kids and get the house, do the kids have to come with me? It may be big enough that I don’t have to see them, I guess. It is worth considering

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Kylethat would be reg instead of copy or trade

  • ceu

    Wow…you people really are pissI thought I’d made that clear when I said I was feeling particularly bitchy and to piss off.Did anyone else not understand what I was saying?

  • dontpanic23

    Yeasty stuff, Kyle, like that Herman dough my mom kept procreating in her fridge until she finally tired of it back in the 70s?

  • dontpanic23

    Vera, since Jane would be a co-parent you would have to work out living arrangements with her. Or child support. Heh. Jane, take a pipe wrench to that heater you just got fixed.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Kyle, if you bothered to “make God cry” more often, you would not have an excess of baby batter.

  • Kat

    Note to self: Stay at least 10 feet away from Kyle at all times.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    If (there_is_a_radio_show_tonight == TRUE){suggested_topic = “Glenn Beck: Lunatic? Corporate Tool? or just bloody stupid”;}

  • cminri

    Is there a Bob and Lee Radio thingie tonight?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @DP – Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski

  • veralynn

    Jane? I say we hire us a maintenance man, and a gardener and a pool guy…what else? oh yeah, and a chefthat might be ok

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Might want to go 20 feet, just to be safe, Kat.

  • dontpanic23

    @Chris: gotcha loud and clear here.

  • jane

    >>Vera, since Jane would be a co-parent you would have to work out living arrangements with her.Hell, I don’t want ‘em.

  • dontpanic23

    Heh, you missed the cave comment, Carl, but thanks for being helpful anyway. You can’t legally live in NC without knowing who Coach K is. You don’t have to pay state tax if you can spell AND pronounce his name.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Kyle is my new hero.

  • jane

    Fertile Kyle is feeeeeeertile

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Gotcha DP – I missed the sarcasm, forgot you lived in NC and some people aren’t college basketball fans. Forgive me.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    That is not something to be envious of, Nano. It is both a blessing and a curse.

  • dontpanic23

    Oh, I’m NOT a college BB fan. I hate the stuff. But some shit just bleeds through anyway.

  • veralynn

    @Carlthanks for posting the opinion of he who I will not name, I had no idea his negatives were so highI knew I didn’t like him, but listening to the guys I work with, I thought he was more popular

  • dontpanic23

    Kyle, the Silence of the Lambs is coming to mind for some reason. Ew.

  • http://obamaproject.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    I went to Binghamton and am stunned that they are now D1 much less in the brackets! I haven’t seen the President’s brackets but I’m rooting for SUNY Binghamton (even if they aren’t Colonials anymore…)QT

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    What’s worse than a Glenn Beck TV special?

    Answer.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I thought we called ceu Chris because that’s what the c in ceu is for.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    I knew I didn’t like him, but listening to the guys I work with, I thought he was more popular

    Guess you work with a lot of 19 percenters, Vera. And I think my contributor, Fraulein for that post, I just added the pie chart.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    We all have our burdens to bear. Yours is being able to bullseye a target at 20 feet. TruthSerum bears the burden of being an insufferable assclown.Yours is enviable. And hot. His is, well, sad yet somehow entertaining.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    I should say, “thank” my contributor.

  • Packy

    Kyle,What’s the difference between Nancy Grace and a hockey team?The hockey team showers after three periods.

  • idreamofskiba

    You can really do that, Kyle?

  • ceu

    Oh, jesus christ fucking almighty god. How can you hate the NCAA tournament? So many amazing things happen during it. Best sports of the year (unless the Mets make it to the World Serious)

  • ceu

    I just broke the internets again…. sorry

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    skiba,As much as I would like to say “Yes”…No.

  • Kat

    How can you hate the NCAA tournament?What’s the NCAA tournament?

  • Kat

    And I really do love all things “Lost” related.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    @PackyZIIINGGGG!!!

  • ceu

    Git – yes. that’s the c.

  • dontpanic23

    Git, once again my alleged sense of humor is failing. (Re: Chris/Ceu)

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Oh yeah, here’s something for that douche TruthSerum:Obama nixes idea of billing vets’ insurance

  • veralynn

    @Carl, yes I do work with a lot of them, I didn’t know their demographic was so small@kat–me too, I haven’t watched the last 3 weeks though (new episodes)another reason I love DVR

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Chris -Not everyone cares about basketball. Living in CT it’s hard to not care, but I don’t mind missing all of the March Madness stuff. This is because Basketball has become a game of mutants.I’ll pay more attention to the Woman’s Tournament and I am rooting for UConn there.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Chris -my normal nym is my 3 initials which is why I thought of it that way. Three initials is the old time unix login name default standard. I’m a unix geek from way back.

  • jane

    FYI if you criticize Krykewooski (in NC) you automatically gain UNC fans. Or so I hear.

  • Kat

    I tease, Chris, I tease. I’m the same way around the Stanley Cup finals, the World Cup, or the Euros. Basketball has just never been my thing. And soccer players have better butts.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    My name is Kyle because when I was born, my redneck grandmother thought it was be cool to name me after Richard Petty’s son.Way to go, Nana.

  • jane

    nd if I’m not still under my rock, UNC was one of Obama’s Final 4 picks.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Nano -Since we were driving him off, I didn’t bother. But I would have told him that he was repeating something that was leaked by god knows who for god knows what person and that information has not only not been confirmed as being what they are thinking, that I expect it will be denied soon.So it’s been denied. Outstanding. Joe will be happy.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    was be = would be

  • idreamofskiba

    I just googled Richard Petty because I didn’t know who that was.I’m sorry.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    I’m sorry that I made you google Richard Petty. The KANG.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    I had something witty to add, but it disappeared into the “first time commenter” ether.

  • jane

    >>I just googled Richard Petty because I didn’t know who that was.>>I’m sorry.Dear god, don’t apologize for that.

  • veralynn

    god skiba that is refreshing, ot knowing who the Petty’s are…I am envious

  • cminri

    Im embarrassed that I actually know who Richard Petty (and Kyle) are….and Im from the North…

  • veralynn

    *not

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    I feel terrible. My roommate ordered pizza so I tried one of those oven baked subs from Domino’s. It was so greasy I kept dropping it, yet I ate it still.Blech. I feel bad–worse than being named after a NASCAR driver.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Kyle, your nana couldn’t name you after a better dirver?

  • ceu

    Yeah, here it’s basketball all the time, starting TOMORROW!Git, the women are seeded 1Kat – Australian Rules Football. Not only do they wear short, tight pants, but it’s hilarious as well.

  • ceu

    And I’m not really in a bitchy mood. I lied to TS. (hanging my head….laughing)

  • Kat

    At least it was a pretty good NASCAR driver, Kyle. I mean, you could have been named Derrike.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    I could have been named after Dick Trickle.

  • ceu

    WTF was you grandmother allowed to name you??

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Radio Show Thread is up. Relocation time.

  • idreamofskiba

    Do people get his number tattood on them?

  • ceu

    Git – it was my ID back in the days of Delphi. It worked, so I stuck with it :)

  • Packy

    I really like Richard Petty. His song “I Won’t Back Down” is da bomb!

  • idreamofskiba

    >>>”I really like Richard Petty. His song “I Won’t Back Down” is da bomb!”Ha, that’s funny ’cause when he first said Richard Petty, I got “Free Fallin’” stuck in my head.

  • bjritz