Prime Time Thread

Open thread for talking about the president’s prime time news conference, and whatever else you’re doing.

Hey look! Fresh blog design! Goddamn Uncle Sam is bigger and scowlier than ever.

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  • thruwithbuzz

    Bob, I like the new design, the blue is very soothing.

  • gypsy

    whoa! who’s the man? bob’s the man! high five and hells yeah on the blue! it’s not the heavenly hue displayed on inauguration day, but maybe my color spectrum had tinted awesome from my obama high. now watch everyone hate it…(giggles)i did a little cut and paste job to reiterate my affection for the bob and the blue! ;) thankies…

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Love the “in your face” Uncle Sam and the continuation of the sky in the header. As Michele Bachmann would say, “You be da man! You be da man!”

  • idreamofskiba

    Looks red to me.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Really, Skiba? The background behind the flag on the right looks red on your screen?

  • Kat

    Apparently I missed the Awesome Blue. Dammit, Gyps. Why do you always hog the good stuff???And I do like the scowlier Uncle Sam. He looks like he’s gonna kick some Glenn Beck ass.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I’m still getting red-brown as well.

  • Kat

    Oh Emm Gee!! I see blue!!!This is one good trip. I wonder if I’ll see Jackie O like I did on my last one.

  • idreamofskiba

    I always miss the blue.

  • idreamofskiba

    Yeah, Carl, still red :( (Not that I don’t like it…I just feel so left out! Ha.)

  • idreamofskiba

    Now it’s blue! Yay!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    How’d you fix it, Skeebs? Refresh?

  • idreamofskiba

    Yep. Turned blue on the 3rd refresh.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Pat Buchanan is scared of brown people.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I’d pay to see Uncle Sam kick Glenn Beck’s ass.

  • nelsonzee

    Looks good. Fresh.

  • BlueFan

    Diggin’ hard on the Blue.And no, my username is not honoring Bob’s very wise decision to change the color……he did it to honor ME!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

  • thespacecowboy

    Blue is soothing and we all need to be soothed these days.

  • dontpanic23

    Blue? I only see blue just after hitting refresh, while it’s doing it, then back to yellow/white. I do see the new clouds across the top. Periwinkle blue only when I hit the button. How odd.

  • http://nicki2377.blogspot.com Nicki

    I’d pay to see ANYONE kick Glenn Beck’s ass..honestly…and O’Reilly’soooo….Wingnuttia Cage Match for Nutjob Supreme

  • GItheJOE

    Nicki, I promise to kick both their asses and blame it on PTSD when my court date comes.

  • gypsy

    bob, my next background suggestion…work a native american in! hehe… i’ll also accept my name! ;)

  • ceu

    So which do you think is worse? Being told you look like Ben Franklin? Or being called a dried up old bird?I really need another job….

  • dontpanic23

    Good Kos piece, Carl. Now pass that Awesome Blue all the way around the room. Chris, are you OK?

  • Kat

    Chris, it would be worse if you didn’t punch that motherfucker. And tell them that you doubt they’ve ever seen any type of picture of Ben Franklin.

  • ceu

    yeah, I’m alright. I’m almost used to it now… and really, I look nothing like Ben Franklin.

  • dontpanic23

    I always thought you looked like Rahm Emanuel blowing a raspberry.

  • BlueFan

    My eyes!!!!!!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!I just saw a car with a “Palin 2012″ sticker on it!!!! Aaaaaggggghhhhhhh!Ain’t no amount of beer ’nuff to medicate me…..

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Maybe Atretha Franklin?

  • gypsy

    chris, you should have said…”you look like someones ass that’s about to get kicked!” ;)

  • dontpanic23

    Ain’t no vodka low enough?

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=65905268&ref=profile Mike H.

    Ceu:Ever the Ben Franklin episode of the Office?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Time Warner cable os fucking with me. Now is the time they choose to update the cable box software?! It better be done in 8 minutes or I’m going to blow a gasket Glenn Beck style!

  • bjritz

    The doors are open!

  • ceu

    I did, Mike, yes :) Can’t punch him or call him an ass. he owns the company…I think of my time there as penance for…everything I’ve ever done that made anyone else uncomfortable.

  • gypsy

    i’m already pissed at tweet! stating obama is over exposed because he has had less viewers that clinton and bush! you have to factor in the internet!!! people can now watch it at their leisure!

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    No silver bullets? Why does the President hate the Lone Ranger?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Interesting. No side teleprompters, just one in front.

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    “Bubble and Bust” – I am so opening a Strip Club under that name.

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    I don’t think you can say “at the end of the day” and “in the long run” in the same sentence. Those sort of cancel each other out.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    he mentions energy and education…I hope healthcare has not gotten the shaft of his priorities….hmmm, bonuses are a symptom…

  • gypsy

    too late elvis! i used to drive past a car wash/strip club with that name!

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Aw, fuck. I can’t demonize profit anymore? That sucks. Profit is so, so demonizable.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    ” a better day will come ” and then off to questions…wow, that was a really short speech..I thought there was going to be more details or bulk to this speech…I am confused…

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Get a haircut, Jennifer Loven.Heh. “Loven.”

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Pay attention, Enigma. This is a Press Conference, not a speech. Try to keep up.

  • gypsy

    why isn’t his flag pin bigger?! does he hate america?!

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Dear Associated Press: Try not to sound so much like a fucking GOP Talking Point Memo in your next question. We’re going to get us some Big Government now, so suck it.

  • bjritz

    G’vmnt takes over chicken farms if there are too many illegals, why not insurance cos?

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Dear Chuck Todd : Shave the fucking goat, dude. You look like a pornographer.

  • gypsy

    WHAT. THE. FUCK. more sacrifice?! do you want my soul?!

  • GItheJOE

    permaCHUB!If my president gives me a hard-on because of his awesomeness, do we have to limit him to only two terms?Rescind the 22th Amendment!

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Heh. He said “stiff.”

  • ceu

    @Elvis – Jason Linkins via Twitter:”Bubble and bust” is also the name for some British foodstuff, probably made with sheep innards and raisins.

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Heh. He said “stiff” again.

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    @Jason via Cea: I thought that was Bubble and Squeak. Either way, disgusting!

  • GItheJOE

    >>Dear Chuck Todd : Shave the fucking goat, dude. You look like a pornographer.He looks like my uncle Steve.*cries*

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    The goatee is the only thing keeping him on TV. Otherwise, they’ll call him “Chuckie the Chin.”

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Christ this guy can fucking riff on anything. Someone’s been doing his hoooome-wooork!

  • gypsy

    he reminds me of lee! hehe… i kid. i kid. (not really)

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Mmmmmm, I love your Uncle Steve, Joe. *pants*

  • GItheJOE

    Like I said, awesomeness!

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Here’s how I increase liquidity in the financial sector: I invite AIG’s Liddy over to my house and piss on him. How’s that?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Ugh. Tapper you fuckwit.

  • bjritz

    Purple shirt for lent.

  • Elvis the Dingeldein™

    Loven and Tapper. Porn movie waiting to happen.

  • jane

    It is *so* weird to find one’s President hot. Pinch me.

  • GItheJOE

    Major Garrett looks like he wants to punch Obama for being so goddamn good at everything. How does FOX spin this?

  • GItheJOE

    *slaps jane’s ass*Oh…you said pinch?

  • idreamofskiba

    JANE! I was just going to say something to that effect.

  • bjritz

    Pricing polution, that’s got to make some companies squirm.

  • jane

    That’s okay, Joe. Now, doggie style, so we can *both* watch Obama. Heh.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Shorter Obama: Put that shit it the budget motherfuckers. Don’t make me stick you.

  • GItheJOE

    Old white men are crying somewhere tonight. I will call that place the Country Club(whites only of course).

  • bjritz

    Dowd is falling asleep.

  • jane

    Hey, Carl- got your “package” today. Or rather, last night, but I didn’t see it until today. Uber-thanks!

  • gypsy

    oh snap! recollect yo memories bitches!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Heh. Jane got my package. Treat it kindly.

  • dontpanic23

    Carl sent you his package? That’s scary.Basement collection material?

  • GItheJOE

    *prematurely upsets jane*Jesus!Watching President Obama and um… Somebody get me a beer so I can die a happy man.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Shorter Obama: Chip, get your fucking numbers right, douche. By the way, the Republicans have shit. Show me the money, bitches.

  • Kat

    I’m sorry, but is My President speaking without using a teleprompter right now? You know, answering questions off the top of his very smart head? I mean, because it seems to me that he is answering a reporter’s question without using a teleprompter. But I could be wrong. Because some motherfucker said that My President could only speak using a teleprompter.

  • GItheJOE

    Can any of you imagine this man debating that dimwit Palin?

  • bjritz

    She said control spillover.

  • Kat

    Yes, and I just came, Joe. What a glorious mental image.

  • jane

    Really, thanks, Carlos. Though I left it in the green room at the shop tonight, goddamnit. *sigh* Thought I might play it at work. AHAHA “play” at “work” that’s so sad cause I can’t right now.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    WOOOHOOO!!! Even as the critics criticize, they don’t have an alternative budget, because they know this shit is fucked up and if they did show us a budget, we could punch holes in it just as effectively! So suck it.

  • gypsy

    oh jesus did you hear that spanish pronunciation?! yum!

  • ceu

    too bad he hasn’t laughed…that’s a story that hasn’t been covered enough lately.

  • gypsy

    what’s up with all these dudes skivy hairstyles?!

  • dontpanic23

    Can any of you imagine this man debating that dimwit Palin?I might have to decide there is a god. One with an occasional sense of humor.

  • bjritz

    Yeah, fund the VA! Take care of vets!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Gypsy, you should hear my spanish. ;o)PTSD – Hahaha!!! (Inappropriate laughter.)

  • jane

    >>Yeah, fund the VA! Take care of vets!Wassamatta, Beej, don’t you Support Our Troops? Best way to support them is by saving money cutting benefits and health care. Or so I hear.

  • gypsy

    i luv the latino lovas…

  • idreamofskiba

    HE LAUGHED!

  • bjritz

    Que lastima, BC, que se mejore pronto.

  • ceu

    Why has he had less success than Andrew Cuomo?? He’s the PRESIDENT, not the freaking hall monitor. That’s why he has people working for him

  • jane

    gawd I love accents.

  • gypsy

    i’ve asked before to only get silence…but can’t the world just call a mulligan make money to get everyone in good standing and start over?! what’s so wrong with that?! (i’m kinda serious)

  • bjritz

    I love your accents, Jane.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Is Ed Henry going to cry?

  • dontpanic23

    Stuff that, Ed.

  • bjritz

    Fox news = weird eyes!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Ooooh, bitchslap! It took a couple of days because I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak. BAM!!!!!

  • gypsy

    oh shit! he just verbally bitchslaped that dude! high five obama!

  • gypsy

    get out of my mind carlos! ;)

  • idreamofskiba

    I think I’m in love.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    What the fuck is with all this global currency talk? That’s the second time I heard that today. Must be Glenn Beck osmosis.

  • vyccan

    Hi everyone! Signing in as requested [by GItheJ ;-) ]so that I can do a quick perusal of today’s entries. Haven’t read anything yet, just advertising my presence before heading to the top of the board.

  • gypsy

    did he say 1 in 50 are homeless?! that can’t be right! right?!

  • Kat

    Actually, I think the Russians floated the idea about a global currency before the Chinese. I’ve read a few articles over the past month about noise within the Russian political system and a global currency. Pooty-Poot still doesn’t really like us.

  • vyccan

    Yes, I like this new design. The yellow, lemon or whatever seems to have a calming effect on me. I wonder if it will be calming to others when the rabble rousers come to blogtown?

  • dontpanic23

    Gypsy, I’ve heard that number recently. Staggering.

  • ElMystico

    Gyps, I’m with you on the mulligan. Only we’ll call it a jubilee, because that’s the book in the Bible where they forgive dates. The Republicans can’t complain if you name it after something in the Bible, right?

  • gypsy

    only a white person would ask such a question on race! “ummm….what is it like to have two heads mr president?!” WTF?!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    If you’ve ever seen Zeitgeist, they talk about a global currency in the third part of the movie that’s pretty interesting. Tin foil hat stuff, but interesting.

  • mattpddm03

    this guy is awesome. I am confident he will get us through this.

  • Kat

    Hello Vyccan! Two nights in a row? Be careful, you’re on the verge of becoming a regular! And then GI will start saying vulgar things about your body parts.

  • idreamofskiba

    Seriously. How can anyone not like this guy?

  • gypsy

    really elmys?! i’ve never read the bible. had no idea about that. my momma raised me right! hehe…

  • GItheJOE

    FUCKING CHRISTIANS!!!!What about the embryos that will never become a baby Mr. President?GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!I am a smoker and want new lungs when I am 50. If you want to clone my children to do it. You have my permission.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    1 in 50 sounds right. They were talking over 200,000 veterans that are permanently homeless with over 300,000 when the transiently homeless are added.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Seriously. How can anyone not like this guy?

    Sadly, because he’s black.

  • Kat

    I thought the same thing, Gyps. And My President handled it masterfully. Wonderful answer to a dumbass question.

  • ElMystico

    >>>I am a smoker and want new lungs when I am 50. If you want to clone my children to do it. You have my permission.Agreed! New lungs for everyone!And gyps- be careful reading the Book of Jubilees…it’ll turn you commie!

  • GItheJOE

    I was mailed my commie card last week when I told my Colonel I was a 9/11 truther.

  • GItheJOE

    Vyccan, you turn is coming(HA).

  • gypsy

    oh rahm, i heart you!

  • idreamofskiba

    It’s very sad, Carl.Disagreeing is one thing. Being hateful towards him is another.I don’t agree with every single thing, but he really is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever know of.

  • GItheJOE

    Did you know that Sean Hannity has a “Conservative Manifesto”?I am not an expert here but if you scream 24 hours a day about Obama being a communist than why in the Christ did you name your bible the manifesto?

  • idreamofskiba

    Ahh. I need a cigarette now.

  • idreamofskiba

    *known of.

  • gypsy

    way to go obamie!

  • GItheJOE

    “Problem is hard” FIND THE CLIP NOW!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    “Problem is hard” FIND THE CLIP NOW!

    Ha! Oh, Keith, you slay me!

  • jane

    Joe, I had the extreme boredom of being stuck in a car for several hours and listened to a bit of Hannity.”Conservative Underground!” says he. I say, we need to start a Conservative Underground News Tips hotline.

  • TruthSerum

    Jesus H Christ Obama is fvcking boring. Give the dope his teleprompters back!!

  • AZDem

    Regarding news conference-Why is there always so much talk about cutting costs in Medicaid (Health program for low income & poor) and Medicare (seniors). To me, those are two of the most essential areas where government should be the most diligent in taking care of people. This is I believe, the third time since election that I’ve heard how much we’re having to spend on these programs, and how we’ve got to cut. I’m bothered by this…anyone else bothered, or is it just me?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Ha! Wrong day to try and stir up the shit, Truthy. You can’t STAND the fact that this guy is one smart cookie. What a breath of fresh air after eight years of a mouth breathing, knuckle dragger.

  • fe

    ooh, jane, that was nasty.truth, why must you harsh our collective buzz?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    fe – because Truthy is a douchebag. Need you ask?

  • Boris

    Hmmm….O-Blame-A’s biggest supporters…Stepehen Colbert, college hack actor and stand up comic,Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, known to yoy Tards as Jon Stewart…another stand up comic, and Dave Letterman…woooo!!!! another stalwart of intelligentsia…a former weatherman turned comic.Ha Ha !!!!

  • jane

    Fe, I’m afraid the answer to “why” is sociopathy. I doubt anyone would pay for such crappy work, in this economy.

  • jane

    I take that back re:sociopathy. It’s more likely narcissism.

  • vyccan

    You know, it’s quite an experience to ‘listen’ to the president’s speech through your voices on the blog! I came home too late to tune in, but just from reading your comments I could picture him. I particularly liked this part:”It took a couple of days because I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak.”From which I inferred that some lunkhead asked why he hadn’t responded or spouted off on some question or issue on their timeline. Way to go Prez O!I’ve gone to hunt out the replay of his address somewhere.

  • idreamofskiba

    You seem real intelligent, Boris.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Jesus H Christ Obama is fvcking boring.

    What did you expect, Truthy, a little song and dance?

  • TruthSerum

    Compare him to Bill Clinton you idiot. GWB is a product of Texas, a reason that it shold secede from the Union.

  • GItheJOE

    TRUTH,Obama, not his teleprompter, taught me two things tonight. One, there isn’t a government regulatory agency for the monopolies(AIG,CITI,BOA). Two, rich people get high tax deductions when they give to the church(I am sure the Pope/Rick Warren just used the Lord’s name in vein).Now, go away before you kill Jane’s buzz/girl happy moment.

  • TruthSerum

    Hey Broadway…is your Mom getting you new knee pads for Easter?

  • Kat

    Compare him to Bill Clinton you idiot.File that one away, Jane.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    “It took a couple of days because I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak.”From which I inferred that some lunkhead asked why he hadn’t responded or spouted off on some question or issue on their timeline. Way to go Prez O!

    That’s exactly right, vyccan. CNN’s Ed Henry asked why it took a few days to hear the outrage from Obama after finding out about the AIG bonuses. I’m sure you’ll see it on YouTube in seconds.Boris & Truthy – Ha!!!! Go fuck yourselves.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Axelrod rocks. TS not so much.

  • gypsy

    truthy, be nice…

  • TruthSerum

    Show me the revolution!!!! This dude promised change and all I fvcking see is more of the same, excuses, graft, pork, and bullshit.Lobbyists in his cabinet, tax evaders in his office, and expanding a GD war in Afghanistan.More hyperbole and more BS.Obama is responsible for the AIG mess.Health care reform will be the same half assed affair, crumbling to the will of insurance companies.

  • Bull Schnitt

    Boris,Daddy Yankee stumped for McCain. The chick on The Hills loved Palin. Britney Spears had faith in Shrub. What’s your fuckin point?Oh that’s right, you have none. FAIL.Boris is a COMMUNIST NAME! COMMIE!!!

  • GItheJOE

    >>GWB is a product of Texas, a reason that it shold secede from the Union.Correct, I believe it “shold” secede from the Union but only after Palin/Chuck Norris become Dictators.

  • Kat

    Gyps, if you are interested in pursuing lost causes, I suggest you invest your efforts in turning NPH into a straight man. That would be an easier job. And more fun.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Oooh! Mother jokes. I can tell I’m dealing with a MENSA member now. Thanks for showing us your intellect, Truthy.No she’s not getting me new knee pads, she spent her money for a strap on to fuck your mom in the ass.See how ridiculously easy that is?

  • TruthSerum

    I only have a few minutes before Bob blocks my IP address .I really wanted Obama to evoke radical change. I wanted a revolution from within the federal government. I wanted a president who put policy and the good of our nation over popularity ratings, paybacks to supporters, and the desire to get re-elected.Good Night !

  • Bull Schnitt

    “I really wanted Obama to evoke radical change. I wanted a revolution from within the federal government. I wanted a president who put policy and the good of our nation over popularity ratings, paybacks to supporters, and the desire to get re-elected.”All this after SIXTY DAYS.SIXTY DAYS.My God, you must have ADD to another level.

  • jane

    Anyone holding their breath?

  • TruthSerum

    Ha! Ha! Ha! That was good Broadway. I’m a rat bastard!

  • dontpanic23

    Truth Sperm is Natasha to go with our Boris.

  • GItheJOE

    Truth,IT HAS BEEN 60 MOTHERFUCKING DAYS!!!Give the man a chance. I am sure after his second term he will put all the white people in camps.

  • gypsy

    oh kat, why must you torture me with the nph?!

  • Bull Schnitt

    And I LOVE how these trolls always try to flee once the attacks come…its always the same shit “oh Im gonna get blocked, oh I have to get up to go to work early, I have Larry Craig coming over, etc.”Goddamn cowards.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Larry Craig! AAHAAHAHA!!! Nice!

  • Kat

    I only have a few minutes before Bob blocks my IP addressTranslation: My mom is going to come up to my room any second and I’ve got to shut my computer down before she sees all the porn I’ve been jacking off to.

  • gypsy

    bull schnitt…i like your style! (how’s that for a pickup line?! haha)

  • jane

    Hey fe: I’m considering changing my answer to Multiple Personality Disorder.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    If you want entertainment, then listen to or watch Rush, Sean, Bill’O, or Glenn. They live in an alternate universe where everyone is stupid except them. They really believe that they are the sharpest knives in the drawer.In the real world they are knaves that are not ver sharp, but very entertaining in their delusions of grandiour.

  • dontpanic23

    Larry Craig was a classic, BS.

  • jane

    Kat’s like a Super Goalie.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Translation: My mom is going to come up to my room any second and I’ve got to shut my computer down before she sees all the porn I’ve been jacking off to.

    Kat, you sound like you have experience in this area.

  • GItheJOE

    Jane, why not multiple orgasm disorder?

  • jane

    Joe, because no one would complain about that.Also, I would doubt truth sperm/boris has reached orgasm on purpose and awake.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    GI – I wouldn’t call that a disorder.KO is about to bitchslap O’Reilly again.

  • Kat

    Carl, I didn’t get a really good porn collection until I moved out of my parent’s house. Which was before I was 30, unlike some people (*cough* TruthSerum *cough*). And when I was living at home, our 1 computer was in the dining room. Remember, I’m old too. ;)

  • Bull Schnitt

    Much obliged, gypsy :)

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Kat – I meant you being on the “mom” end of the equation.

  • Kat

    There is no such thing as multiple orgasm disorder, Joe. Just lucky fucking bitches.

  • Kat

    Carl!!! My kid is 8!!! Bad mental image! Bad, bad, bad Carl!!!

  • jane

    Yes, cheers to Mr. Schnitt. Nice smackdown.

  • GItheJOE

    I was talking about the orgasm that some women get on motorcycles, when walking, eating chocolate, watching Obama and when I speak.

  • AdyLeigh

    That’s right. President Obama’s next project is to send all the white folks to live on reservations…BTW WTF is Ed Henry’s problem? He’s a crabby little fella.

  • jane

    Someone wake Joe up.

  • Kat

    You mean, I should be getting help for that, Joe?

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Kat – sorry, I thought he was older. But I guess you have something to look forawrd to!

  • GItheJOE

    HOLY SHIT!! I am old enough to have fathered your spawn.

  • http://watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ enigma4ever

    truth- it has only been 64 Days and he has inherited a HUGE mess…HUGE,maybe even worse than we know ?..not a little ooooops..and the press does not help- they ask brainless dumb questions- the town meetings have much better questions from people like us…don’t give up….

  • gypsy

    kat i was a “big sis” to an 8 year old! her little fast ass tried to get with my boyfriend! and stole my cds! she was so badass i tried to be like her! hehe…

  • AdyLeigh

    Women have orgasms eating chocolate? Oh my, I should eat more chocolate, then?

  • bjritz

    I just saw that superfreak visa commercial – whoa, that was funny!

  • Kat

    Joe, haven’t we already had this conversation? Yes, you fathered my spawn *and* I named him after you. Try to keep up here.

  • GItheJOE

    Yes, I can help you by ignoring your sexual desire while blogging endlessly.

  • gypsy

    conversations like this make me miss my old school top loading washer!

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Is that like the orgasms they get from those cool vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks?

  • jane

    Don’t forget the “your accent is so sexy” orgasms.

  • Kat

    There are also the “you look really hot playing that guitar” orgasms and “masterful usage of a nail gun” orgasms. Or maybe those are just me.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Gyps, I do a great impression of a top loading washer.

  • jane

    And occasionally, the “you cracked me the fuck up” orgasms. Or the “you just totally smacked that troll” orgasms.

  • bjritz

    Ladies, Peux-je vous donner un orgasme fantastique ?

  • idreamofskiba

    Not just you, Kat. I get the “you look really hot playing that guitar” orgasms too.

  • idreamofskiba

    And the “you cracked me the fuck up.”

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I get those, “you smell like a lap dancing whore, here’s $20 and don’t get that glitter on my shirt” orgasms.

  • bjritz

    Gyps, Seu lava máquina faz me quente.

  • jane

    Glitter: the herpes of the craft world.

  • Kat

    BJ is going for the “I speak a foreign language” orgasm.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Ah, the KO O’Reilly bitchslap. All is right with the world.

  • jane

    Unfortunately for Beejers, my computer does not pronounce his comments.

  • bjritz

    Kat, Il suo giocare di chitarra mi dà un orgasmo.

  • jane

    I’ll bite: how many languages, ritzy?

  • gypsy

    yes, to all the above orgasms!carl, do you come with hot water?ritzy…if i understand that correctly… yes, i love a warm wash! hehe…

  • Kat

    I only understood your first one, BJ. But I’m guessing the sentiment is the same in Spanish & Italian as well.

  • emsique

    Herro Hippies! You, too Truth Smearum! I’m watching the smart guy on MSNBC online now. He really does give good answers. Even when the questions are stupid, like the guy who called China communist and Europe socialist. China is totalitarian, but does not own the means of production. Like they took away Youtube! I was right yesterday!Nice blog color, Bob. Trying to copy my blog?emsique.blogspot.com

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    carl, do you come with hot water?

    It depends on how you use it, Gyps.

  • jane

    We’re an easy bunch. Also easily amused.

  • idreamofskiba

    It’s gettin’ hot in here.

  • veralynn

    evening all….damn I LOVE the blue!! Thanks Bob!!

  • Kat

    …so take off all your clothes….

  • fe

    wow, it’s really unfortunate that I chose the last ten minutes to make dinner, I missed a great (though illegal to have with me) conversation…and WTF, truth? weren’t you parroting Limbaugh talking points just a few days ago? since when do you want a fucking revolution?and, public service announcement for the day, there are women with multiple orgasm disorder (constant arousal disorder) and it’s really debilitating.

  • bjritz

    First one French then Portugese followed by Itailan. Then use your intertube translator for my remarks.

  • gypsy

    this is definitely a regulars convo! hehe…bunch of pervs! why do i associate with you sinners?! ;) carl…can’t i just turn the knob for a hot wash?! it’s never been harder than that for me…

  • veralynn

    forgive my old age, but is that the guy with the band-aid that sings that? My mom would hit me in the back of the head for that grammar!!

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    and, public service announcement for the day, there are women with multiple orgasm disorder (constant arousal disorder) and it’s really debilitating.

    If I had CAD, I’d never leave the house! Also fe, do you have any numbers?

  • Kat

    Fe….the voice of reason. *sigh* Okay, I’ll stop making insensitive remarks about multiple orgasms. I just remember them with such fondness.

  • idreamofskiba

    forgive my old age, but is that the guy with the band-aid that sings that? My mom would hit me in the back of the head for that grammar!!Yep, that’s him.I’ve always wondered the reasoning behind the band-aid.

  • fe

    I don’t, Carl. I know it’s pretty rare, luckily. I do know that after a piercing downstairs, you can temporarily acquire CAD.

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    carl…can’t i just turn the knob for a hot wash?! it’s never been harder than that for me…

    Yes, Gyps, if you turn the “knob” for a certain amount of time, you will eventually get a “hot wash.”Thank you! Goodnight everybody!

  • fe

    oh, no, Kat, I wasn’t saying to stop. I just think that when there’s an opportunity to point out that a disorder exists, it’s a good opportunity for people to learn.I should have an after-school TV show.

  • ceu

    I can say “do you want to sleep with me?” in German. Unfortunately, I know no one who speaks German…

  • idreamofskiba

    I just laughed out loud at that, Carl.

  • emsique

    Lotsa free love from the hippies tonight. Press conferences get you this horny?Obama can make me feel reassured, but a big fat chubby?Orgasm in Thai: Me so hohny! You make me hot! You nummah one! Twenny dollah!

  • Kat

    Well this conversation has sort of worn me out. G’night all!

  • veralynn

    night Carl and Kat

  • idreamofskiba

    G’night, Kat.

  • vyccan

    Can you believe it, Kat? No lurking tonight for me! But, I’m not worried yet about a possible attack from GI’s camp. I plan to remind him that he should (??) show respect for age.Broadway C, I really do love the way the President can slap back without seeming vindictive. The other side sure could learn a lot from his delivery if they would only shut up long enough to listen, look and learn! Every time I watch or listen to President Obama he reinforces my belief that HE BELIEVES the populace has a brain. I can’t stand when politicians address their constituents like we are too dumb to detect insincerity, or too dumb to understand unless they speak in sound bytes.Mature ‘politi-speak’[teleprompter or no teleprompter] rocks in my opinion! Keep it up Prez O.On that note, gotta copy TS and ‘run’ as my bedtime is here. Au revoir! Hasta manana!

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Rachel – “The Republicans don’t matter. The Republicans are not relevent.”Evan Bayh is the enemy. Death to Blue Dogs.

  • idreamofskiba

    And he was being considered for V.P.?

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Ich habe deutsch.

  • veralynn

    that was my thought skiba….

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Beunos Notches, vyccan

  • veralynn

    btw, thanks guys for the commentary from the presser, I missed it and yet I feel like I was here watching with you

  • veralynn

    night vyccan

  • veralynn

    blago a radio guy? thank god I don’t live in Chicago

  • GItheJOE

    Jesus, I step out for a minute and everyone has an italian orgasm.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Hey Vera -You think they have him on a 7 second delay loop?

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Man, I really missed out on the PTT.Hell yeah for the blue! My tea bag threat worked.

  • GItheJOE

    OCO?That will require a new medal. You know the army loves flare for the uniform.

  • GItheJOE

    Kyle, did you go galt on the PTT today?

  • bjritz

    Good night all, great time, the President kicked butt and called names (reporters names) and added to our confidence.We had fun in the cyber-sunset and thanks to you all for that!Sleep well, and dream of health care, jobs and orgasms for all.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I was hoping the Blago show would be titled:The Fucking ExGovernor Blagojovich Bullshits you Motherfuckers Senseless for an Hour

  • ElMystico

    Ana Marie Cox and Rachel just need to make out and get it over with.

  • veralynn

    Oh Git, you have the best wit!!and probably a 15 second delay lol

  • veralynn

    I was just remembering those transcripts Git, I can’t believe anyone would let him on the air with any delay….the producer (or whoever) will be sitting on the dump buttonhopefully, someone will play it tomorrow

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Ironically, Joe, I was working late and missed out on most of the festivities.

  • veralynn

    night bj

  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    Matt Taibbi on the Goddess’ show in a minute.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    You are here now, Kyle.We missed you.

  • idreamofskiba

    I should make out with Rachel and get it over with.

  • veralynn

    second that githey kyle (meaning hello in “southern” for all you non-southerners)

  • veralynn

    Carl–you have a link for his story in Rolling Stone handy? If not, no worries, I can look it up, just being lazy :)

  • veralynn

    Rachel does make you think skiba lol

  • ElMystico

    Word, skiba, word.

  • idreamofskiba

    She’s so dreamy! And I’m straight!

  • SillyRatfacedGit
  • idreamofskiba

    Oh, BTW, I think she’s supposed to be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight.

  • AdyLeigh

    GItheJoe, Matt and Rachel FINALLY talking about The Glass Stegall Act and the fact that it was repealed in 1999. Hey, we were right. Or you were right. Something to that effect, anyway.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I should make out with Ana Marie Cox and get it over with.

  • idreamofskiba

    I have a tiny girl-crush on Ana Marie Cox.Nothing like the crush I have on Rachel, though.

  • veralynn

    thank you Git, I shall add to my ever expanding articles to read this weekendand the videos Ady and cm and packy have all added to FB…

  • ceu

    speaking of which – the VT Senate approved a same-sex marriage bill yesterday by a wide margin & I haven’t heard BOO about it today.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ Kyle

    Howdy, veralynn!Speaking of Maddow, there is Rachel neck porn on YouTube that fascinates me greatly.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    The Taibbi article is a long one. It’s very good. I’m only about half way through it, which is why I had the URI handy in another tab.Rachel mentioned Glass Stegall, and the Gramm, whoever, whoeverelse acts last week. Last Thursday I think.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Chris -So that’s CT, MA, and VT so far?Review (correct me if I get anything wrong.)MA passes law allowing same sex marriage.CT tried to pass a law banning same sex marriage and the CT Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. So same sex marriages are now legal in CT. (The religious jerks should not have tried to shut it down. Serves them right.)VT passes law allowing same sex marriage.

  • AdyLeigh

    SillyGit, I didn’t see that show, but I remembered Glass Stegall and all that crap Saturday. Give me a little credit. I work in finance.Also, time for Ed Henry to take a long walk on a short pier.

  • ceu

    no, Git, not quite rightMA Supreme Court decision allowed for gay marriage.CT legislature voted to allow civil unions. Challenged in court that civil unions are not the same as marriage – equal protection thing (IIRC) and the challenge succeeded. Blumenthal & Rell both said they would not fight the decision. Rell knew the votes weren’t there to overturn it. There was never a serious attempt to ban gay marriage here, although I’m sure the people who are against it were quite serious.VT had a civil union act – I think they were first – and now is moving toward a same-sex marriage law. The Senate was gonna be the hurdle, and it passed there something like 26-4. It is predicted to sail thru the House.

  • ceu

    It’s Gramm-Leach-Bliley

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Ady -You and Joe know way more about this stuff than I do. I am learning things from you two. I was just saying that tonight is not the first time Rachel mentioned them. I think Matt Taibbi has mentioned those bills in multiple articles.

  • veralynn

    time to shimmy to bedI hope all of you have a wonderful eveninggood night

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Thank you Chris. I knew that the MA and CT decisions were court rulings, but I could not remember the circumstances that caused them.I would not have expected Blumenthal or Rell to challenge. Rell is not a right wing ideologue. I don’t much care for republicans, but she’s never done anything to annoy me. She appears to be quite competent.

  • AdyLeigh

    ceu, I was talking specifically about the original Glass Stegall Act on Saturday…”In 1933, in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash and during a nationwide commercial bank failure and the Great Depression, two members of Congress put their names on what is known today as the Glass-Steagall Act (GSA). This act separated investment and commercial banking activities. At the time, “improper banking activity”, or what was considered overzealous commercial bank involvement in stock market investment, was deemed the main culprit of the financial crash. According to that reasoning, commercial banks took on too much risk with depositors’ money. Additional and sometimes non-related explanations for the Great Depression evolved over the years, and many questioned whether the GSA hindered the establishment of financial services firms that can equally compete against each other. We will take a look at why the GSA was established and what led to its final repeal in 1999.”http://www.investopedia.com/articles/03/071603.asp”Consequently, to the delight of many in the banking industry (not everyone, however, was happy), in November of 1999 Congress repealed the GSA with the establishment of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, which eliminated the GSA restrictions against affiliations between commercial and investment banks. Furthermore, the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act allows banking institutions to provide a broader range of services, including underwriting and other dealing activities

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Gramm-Leach-Bliley should have been Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe so that I could remember it. Truth in naming.I’ve been remembering it as Gramm and the other two clowns.Ed Henry <=> Twatwaffle

  • ceu

    I was merely responding to this from Git: the Gramm, whoever, whoeverelse acts

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    See what happens when you can’t remember Leach and Bliley.I suspect I’ll remember those two gits from now on.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Chris -I see that both of us are alternating between here and TPC. Yes. Both of those have dedicated tabs on my browser.

  • ceu

    Yeah, I’ve been there for a long while. Paddy & Laffy are …. great! And snarky. Snarky great. :)

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    snarkalicious®