Prime Time Thread

Goodevening all.I’m commuting and blogging.

BLUE

That sounds pretty dangerous, bjritz.

WTF. Did anyone catch the story that the folks at the US Agency for International Development will be be switching from US made condoms for distribution in poor countries around the world, to Chinese made condoms, because they’re cheaper. This will cost 300 American jobs in Alabama. This isn’t right.http://primebuzz.kcstar.com/?q=node/17764

So… people in Alabama are fucked in more ways than one.

Well, the Chinese condoms might work even better because, like so many of their fine products, they’re made out of lead……….

Hey Bob?WTF is this “reviewing your shit the first time you post” thing?This ain’t the first time I’ve posted!

It’s because you left the country, Packy. You get some kind of shakedown upon reentry.Where is the fucking Awesome blue? I get a row way down there across the bottom (tiny line) and see blue when I refresh. Am I expecting too much of the blue sightings?

Packy-lol. I guess the least they could do is supply the KY.

neuterized? Did we need a new word for neutered?

Gives a whole new meaning to, “Put a little lead in your Pencil”.Now, if they were made out of depleted uranium that would just be KILLER.

If you didn’t have a burning sensation BEFORE using their condoms, you’d certainly have one afterward….

Skiba, thanks for the concern, but I walk to and from my job.I finally saw the blue at work today, bigger monitor helped.

Bob, and other velo-philes, you might have seen this already, but this just off the wire(less):http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/03/25/cycling.armstrong/index.html

Glow in the dark condoms no longer needed once you wear these little doodads.

Wow, I see Andrew Breitbart stopped by today then obviously fed Bob’s site to a bunch of spammers. I can’t win with logic, so SPAM!

I am curious, who is doing the sizing for the condoms? The Chinese or the Americans?

Redmond! Long time, brother.Note to PTT: It’s no longer boobs that call the brother. It’s condoms.

Whoa whoa whoa.What’s a condom?

Hello Cescans! Yes, I’m back from my Sun ‘N’ Fun Sojourn with Mom (and, 8 days of youngest Seester) in gorgeous Florida! I freaking hate Wiscaansin, esp. during the Endless Winter ™–I HAVE to learn how to do the little tm! I had a lovely time, stimulated the economy, burned myself thru 3 layers of skin & had coffee with Git! I packed a lot ‘o living in 3 weeks! Am completely surprised that Git may have thought I was a boy, we talked twice & I don’t think that I sound boyish on the phone! Am glad he liked my breasts though. I missed you all massively– no lovely wi-fi at Mom’s & can’t sit in her crappy computer chair for more than 2 minutes!I Especially missed my SnuggyBoo–Gypsy!Wet Kisses to all who wants them–Minxy

Redmond went to Catholic school.

welcome home minx…you were missedon another note….I think I broke FB. It is popping up chat boxes by itself, wtf?

Nice post, Redmond. Hope Shaun doesn’t blow a gasket, with you being so snarky and all.

Welcome back, Minx! *motorboat*

Unfortunately, Kyle, I hale from evangelical roots. Wish I was Catholic though. 45 minute mass as opposed to 90 to 120 minutes of bloviating, speaking of tongues and people trying to push other people on the floor. I mean, “slain in the spirit,” my bad.As for this condom business, I vaguely recall someone telling me about them. I think it was the part where they said “It goes over the penis before entering the vagina” that I suckerpunched them and fled for my life. NO thank you.That said, is it itchy in here? Anyone?

Hi, Minx. Welcome back. Pass some sunshine around please.Vera, I was chatting with Jane one day recently and we had that happen to us simultaneously. Someone different in each of our mutual friends’ list popped up a chatbox but no one was home. It disrupted the actual chatbox for a few. Velly stlange.

Did Keith just tell me to wear my undies for a week?

Welcome back, Minx!Redmond, I haven’t heard that particular excuse before. I’ve heard all the rest though. “Raincoat in the shower,” my ass! I see your raincoat and raise you 10 hours of labor.

Speaking of “stlange,” don’t forget Elvis Dingeldein’s Drunken Soliloquy in 30 minutes.

Let me try that again: Elvis Dingeldein’s Drunken Soliloquy

Jumped the gun, Carlos. It’s tomorrow. But isn’t Bob and Lee’s show normally on Wednesday?

Yow, thank you Carlos. I thought that was tomorrow and Lee and Bob were tonight. I need a social secretary and I’m glad you stepped up for the job.So…when are Bob and Lee? I need to write this on the calendar like Mondays (“Trash”).

Um, Carl? Elvis’ show is tomorrow night. So you’ll need to come back then and plug it again in order to get your case of beer.

Wow… I’m gonna be waiting a long fucking time. Yes, Bob and Lee are on tonight. I got my BlogTalkRadio shows confused.

HA, bedlam.

Speaking of Bedlam, Bob has a new piece on Huffpost tonight. Expect a tsunami of trolls.

Agree To Disagree with Lee.That’s better.

Thank you, Mr. Broadway. filling in calendar

BTW, nice post Redmond on Nads of Thor tonight. You and the Packster are on a letter-writing roll.

So, is there a show tonight? The Stranahan webpage doesn’t look like it’s listed on the calendar. Just the On Demand episodes are shown. No countdown clock either.

Thanks, Kat and Carlos!What did Packster write? Shoot me a link.

Next thread over, Redmond. Under the “Obama Budget” thread.

thanks DP…sometimes that thing makes me question my sanity or lack thereof

Nice job, Packy!On both the letter and man-handling the Wizard of Oz mental patient.

Packy shut the patient right up. Amazing.

LOST is better than sex.Well, at least one-night stand sex.

welcome back my big boobied baby boo!

Hey Deep, that weird chat popup thing just happened again. This time it was Skiba kept popping up (and being offline at the same time).Fucking gremlins.

for all of us who are getting chat rooms…here is where FB sent meand jane? I am 2 beers up on ya…chug it!

ok and I should really put the link in and I will not try to do the thingy again lolhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javascript

seeing as how I don’t understand anything in that article, except that it is in English, I shall get another beer

so…radio show? whassup?

What did I do?

Hi, Ms. Jane. I think we broke the Book.

im in ur facebuk, poppin up n chatz

Happened again with Axl Rose this time. I gave up.

And the radio show is last week’s. I was trying to listen, read Bob’s new post on the Po, check here, read Redmond’s great letter to You-Know-Who-Also, read Packy’s letter and responses–shit, I’m exhausted.

lolskib

pace yourself DP, it is only wednesday

That’s how I feel, DP. I’ve been having trouble keeping up with everything lately.

So, seriously, who broke Facebook? I’m about to start having the DT’s over here.

FB is not letting me “like” things, either.

Jane or Skiba broke it. I think it was mostly Skiba because she was talking in LOLcats.

i love the blue! i have like 5 inches of it to the right!jane’s “that’s what she/he said” in 5, 4, 3, 2…..;)

Strange, it let me “like” Chris’ link and post a reply. I don’t have up a chat window. Poll! If you are having trouble with the gremlins are you also chatting?

DP, shhhh…

tossing computer across room I Still Do Not See The Blue.

Jane or Skiba, huh? Sounds plausible.But let’s stop covering for the true culprit: Obama’s Teleprompter. When will its reign of terror end?!

Im surprised no one has brought up the fact that Cantor was at a Britney spears concert instead of watching Obama’s press conference…I can’t come up with anything that isn’t obscenely offensive to say about Cantor so ill just laugh about it to myself.

It wont let me “like” Bob’s status.Total emergency!

eff the eff bee. New chat popup is Bruno. It’s like fucking Russian roulette.

zipping

guys you remember last time this weirdness went on with facebook we were booty-poked with the homepage from hell!

Why does Obama’s Teleprompter hate the Facebook?

What about the North Korean missile launch? Is O-Blame-A going to blame Bush when the NK’s drop a scud in Seoul?BTW when is the calendar date where Bush can no longer be blamed for the antics of Moe-Bama, Curly-Geithner, and Larr-illary?

closing the eff bee quicklyChrist, why am I talking in italics.

ASHBY!!!!!!!!!! we miss you.

Pretty poor attempt at Fear-mongering, TruthSerum. Atleast come up with a scenario that is actually plausible next time.Hi Jane

That was pretty stupid, TruthSerum.

agreed, stupid, spermy

>>when is the calendar date where Bush can no longer be blamed (?)Shortly after you stop blaming Clinton for Bush Jr.’s failures. Howzat?

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Why does Bob’s site hate the heart symbol I made for Jane?

Hi, Ashby. Great to see you back in the PTT.

It doesn’t hate the heart symbol Redmond, it just hates you.

Is there a fly in the room?

I knew it!

Then it must hate me too. It ate my hearts before as well.

truthy, when the aliens attack on march 8th 2013 i’m positive we’ll be able to trace it back to bush! his level of fuckup’edness is not to be undermined!

Bob does not heart hearts?The fly is either gone or preparing a long stupid post.

Hi DP, sorry I haven’t been more participant lately. I’ve been pretty busy with finishing work on a graphic novel and studying new painting techniques. Plus right now im recovering from a hangover even though I slept 14 hours.

Maybe he’s double checking his spelling this time, DP.

You’ve been busy. I feel…static. Hate the hangover for you.

Skiba, I seriously doubt it.

Ashby, what graphic novel are you working on?Huge comic geek and I don’t care who knows it.

Truth, are you threatening me? If so, I welcome death threats from impotent war cheerleading fundamentalists.

Its a European graphic novel named Wolalina. I can’t really say much else. We got a publisher for it a couple weeks ago but the official marketing wont start for a while. Until then I can’t even post prints of the Pinup pages for sale.

Did I kill it? I can’t call in tonight. I need a fucking break from reality.*goes off to church*

IBM is laying off 5000 U.S. employees. They will hire 5000 replacements in India.Maybe we should give them another tax cut so they can make it 10000 and 10000. The wrong wingers keep telling us that Corporate tax cuts create more jobs. There are still many in India that don’t work for U.S. companies.

SHOW STARTS AT 10! New post has the link.

brother this one’s for you! really all the peni’ed cescans!our cescan men

Crap, I’m headed for bed.Huzzah!, to quote Rachel quoting Elvis.

Will do podcast in the morning. Great stuff, Gypsy. Glad I held out.

I’ve never understood the “wrong winger” -thanks git, theory that if you give a corporation a tax cut that it somehow filters down to the workers. Can anyone show an example of it really working that way? All i’ve ever seen is corporations using cuts to increase their bottom line or outsource more. I’ve never heard a story of a tax cut leading to a pay increase of normal employees.

It was me – I broke it by installing IE 8. I realized the error of my ways & switched back to Google Chrome, but it was too late.On the bright side, I’m not getting random chat boxes so y’all lucked out in that regard!

night deepster xoxoxo

Goodnight DP

radio thread! run away!

I can haz tasty trollz?

Hey, PTTers! I keep coming in late.Huge comic book geek, too, Redmond, so don’t worry.

fe, your 17 and allowed to play with action figures. Death Star Red needs to put the Skywalker lightsaber back into storage.

FE: you’ve been drafted to call in tonight.

nope, too shy. plus I can’t listen to the radio show, it makes my computer melt.

fe, can you listen thru iTunes? my computer stopped melting – and buffering every 20 secs – doing it that way.

fe, come over to the discussion. I am not listening either. Just making dick/ball comments about everything.

I can’t listen to the streaming version of the radio show either.I wait until the download is available. It is an mp3 and I can play that fine.The stream player just doesn’t work and often it not only doesn’t work, It crashes my browser. I assume that is flashplayer’s fault. Flashplayer is an evil piece of proprietary garbage that should be shot into the sun and put out of its misery.

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