Prime Time Thread

Open thread for mocking the constant variety of cable news hackery and Republican fail.

Tonight! Elvis Danglesheen’s radio show is tonight. Listen here at 9 p.m. EDT.

Adding… I’m going to be the Maker’s Mark Secret Guest at around 9:30 p.m.

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  • ceu
  • ElMystico

    So is it a rule that anyone named Tucker is automatically a douchebag? Tucker Bounds. WTF. Apparently Mr. & Mrs. Bounds said, what should we name our child so that he doesn’t get the shit kicked out of him at school? Yes Tucker!Although he probably went to a private school full of Chips and Chads and Preston Stanwick III’s.

  • ElMystico

    Ceu, I love that sheep art. Sheep are the medium of the future.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    What did Tucker say, Mysty?Gonna go get my drinking helmet on in preparation for teh Republican stoopid tonight PLUS Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein’s Drunken Soliloquy.See you in a bit!

  • ElMystico

    Ol’ Tuck? Apparently it’s the presidents responsibility to call on the mainstream newspapers and “the best journalists out there” which I guess they only are when they’re not saying bad things about republicans.BTW, I know there’s a fair few Colorado GDABers out there… Anyone else buried under a foot of white powder? It’s snowing balls out there. Either that or I’m inside during the biggest cokestorm ever.

  • Kat

    Either that or I’m inside during the biggest cokestorm ever.Which may explain the sheep.That was some crazy cool shit.

  • ceu

    The Alaskans seem to have some ash, ElMyst. Does that count?

  • ElMystico

    Haha thank you Mt. Redoubt. The only way it could’ve been better is if it had gone off the day after Jindal’s speech. Actually, no. The gap was better cos we got to talk about all the stupid, and then come back to the extra stupid.Something called volcano monitoring…whatever that is!? I mean, what, are they looking at volcanoes or something? Maybe they can predict when they’re going to go off with some sort of sorcery! Me, when I see that column of smoke and ash rising into the sky, I think hey, maybe God’s chalked off a few more commandments. Someone should wander up there and grab them.

  • AC

    Tucker’s right, the President should call on major news outlets: the Times, AP, Reuters… TALON. You know, the big guns.

  • CycloCynic

    Analyze the personality of your blog! This site scans your blog and runs (apparently) a Myers-Briggs test on it using textual analysis.http://typealyzer.com/

  • CycloCynic

    The “personality” of bobcesca.com:ESTP – The DoersThe active and playful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.

  • CycloCynic

    Dare I run Elvis’ blog through the test?

  • ElMystico

    >>Dare I run Elvis’ blog through the test?I wouldn’t, it’d probably cause a sass-feedback loop and overload the internets.

  • CycloCynic

    My thoughts exactly. I’ll leave it to him. We wouldn’t want to shut down the intertubes just before his show.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    I’m loving this new Sarah Palin line. She “didn’t have anybody to pray with” is just a new Lost Cause mythology.

  • ceu

    cool, CC! (BTW, hi! good to see ya!)The Polical Carnival (Paddy & Laffy’s) got:ISTP – The MechanicsThe independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.

  • CycloCynic

    Typealyzer actually called me conservative.CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!The results are too embarrassing to post. This is what comes of talking about The Religion all of the time.(skulks away)

  • ceu

    is there no one on the right that understands what “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain” means?

  • ElMystico

    Yeah, I’m sure she’d have been the greatest debater on the planet if only someone in that gosh darn McCain campaign was mavricky enough to hold her hand and pray with her. I’m just praying she gets the nomination in 2012 and has to debate Barack Obama. Get all the prayer circles and witch doctors you want, Sarah. Heck, you could even bathe in holy water, but nothing short of Satan himself bursting the seams of his Barack Obama costume will help you win that one.

  • CycloCynic

    Matt, I just ran your blog through typealyzer. You are uber-cool.

  • ElMystico

    Are they walking around saying Yahweh all the time?

  • TruthSerum

    Hello Everyone!How is my favorite collection of LibTards doing tonight? I CAN call you LibTards, right? Since being liberal and retarded are synonomous and its cool for O-Blame-A to make fun of the Special Olympics and all dat stuff.It seems that most of your are Atheists, why then do you worship the King of Retards, O-Blame-A?

  • CycloCynic

    CEU, this is my blog sans religious content:INTJ – The ScientistsThe long-range thinking and individualistic type. They are especially good at looking at almost anything and figuring out a way of improving it – often with a highly creative and imaginative touch. They are intellectually curious and daring, but might be physically hesitant to try new things.The Scientists enjoy theoretical work that allows them to use their strong minds and bold creativity. Since they tend to be so abstract and theoretical in their communication they often have a problem communicating their visions to other people and need to learn patience and use concrete examples. Since they are extremely good at concentrating they often have no trouble working alone.

  • CycloCynic

    TruthSerum,Try running your blog through typealyzer.

  • ElMystico

    Oh, Thruthy, you are a razor sharp wit, aren’t you? You’re sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up, sprinkled with lemon juice, and jammed into someone’s eye.

  • TruthSerum

    Oh shit, I left a typo, Broadway Carl will have an orgasm pointing that out! Sorry BC (or should that be BJ?) I usually have my illegal immigrant secretary whom I pay less than minimum wages and have her prostitute herself so that she can pay the rent on her apartment do my typing.Oops, Not so as I am not a liberal candidate selection for the Supreme Court! Busted!!!!

  • dontpanic23

    Fucking AWESOME sheep, Chris.Love the blogalysis too, CC. (And good to see you around again).

  • CycloCynic

    Same here, DP. You’ve been in fine snarky form recently.

  • dontpanic23

    Ah, you’ve been lurking. You didn’t come out for lurkers’ moon?

  • AC

    I feel pretty well busted, it’s true.Time to admit that DoucheSerum has indeed got our number, folks. I for one am going to go blow Karl Rove in penance.

  • Sean Pace

    3 questions for Lou Dobbs:Which kills more people: guns or marijuana?Which is legal?Why can’t we have an honest discussion about either?

  • CycloCynic

    DP, I was too busy imagining Bob Cesca in The Matrix. He has everyone’s IP address memorized, so he sees people instead of IP numbers on his screen. That’s how he knows when to call out the lurkers.

  • dealemslim

    hey bob, me and the fucking clowns in my pants can go drown in my own poopy. i am a fucking moron

  • Kat

    Good to see you around CC!The results of TruthSerum’s blog typealyzer: JACKASS!!

  • dontpanic23

    AC, you’re on your own there. *gaack*CC, I was picturing all of us in the peanut gallery with severe attention deficit problems. Good visual on Bob and the numbers.Ooooh, we have someone who makes Sperm look like a genius!

  • TruthSerum

    The typical liberal perspective on political iisues is which is worse, lighting my face on fire or sticking my ass in the fan blade of my car’s radiator?Obama vs. Bush: both idiots,one can read a screen, the other had family money.Both suck, can we find a competent leader? Pleeeze????Guns vs illegal drugs: both a waste of lives, lets shoot drug dealers with guns and give gun dealers a lethal overdose of heroin.Oops. The cork just slipped off my fork. I’m strong like a Hulkamaniac! RRRROOOWWR!

  • GItheJOE

    Truth,I am the only real atheist on the GDAB. Everyone is faking it to bring out the snakehandling trolls. It is not President Obama worship, it is called HOPE. For 8 really long years, I forgot what it feels like to have this sensation called hope. Believe me, I got out my chicken bone, eye of newt, bat testicles and performed an atheist witch doctor dance. It turned out, after checking the Bible of Satan, that I am allowed to hope. Paragraph 6, chapter 6 on page 6, states that all satan worshipers can have hope. So, now that my soul is still rotten and condemned to hell, I can tell you to go fuck yourself with your bible reading hand.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Republican solution to all problems : TAX CUTS!It reminds me of that Chris Rock skit where hes talking about Robitussin being the answer to all illness when he was a kid.Tax cuts are the answer. The republicans just dont know what the question is.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Oh shit, I left a typo, Broadway Carl will have an orgasm pointing that out! Sorry BC (or should that be BJ?) I usually have my illegal immigrant secretary whom I pay less than minimum wages and have her prostitute herself so that she can pay the rent on her apartment do my typing.Oops, Not so as I am not a liberal candidate selection for the Supreme Court! Busted!!!!

    No, Truthy, I’m not a typo Nazi. I do however have a Douchebag Alert that’s coming in loud and clear.BJs? Haha! You’re such a card! And you certainly would know about BJs. As for the immigrant secretary, prostitution and SCOTUS, it looks like you’re speaking in tongues again, so I’ll dimiss it as so much immature, teenage bullshit.By the way, how’s your mom’s ass doing after the reaming she got the other night? (So easy and simple to play your game.)

  • ElMystico

    Hey…Bob has fucking clowns? How come I’ve never seen these fucking clowns? Is there video?

  • ElMystico

    Not that I’m into clown porn or anything…

  • Kat

    Wow, Joe. Nicely done. *clapping*And I’m not an atheist, but I’ve never tried to fake otherwise either.

  • CycloCynic

    Synonyms for “Truth Serum” offered by Wikipedia:Ethanol, scopolamine, temazepam, sodium thiopental: all are sedatives that interfere particularly with judgment and higher cognitive function.

  • GItheJOE

    >>And I’m not an atheist, but I’ve never tried to fake otherwise either.YOU WERE FAKING!?!?Goddamnit, there goes my self esteem.

  • ceu

    Here, Truthy, I found ya a new home:

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    hey bob, you and your fucking clowns can go drown in your own shit. fucking moronsPosted by: dealemslim at March 26, 2009 8:07 PM

    HAAHAAHAHA!!! Keep it up, Bobby Boy! You’re obviously doing something right. Leep it up, Trollsters. We feed off this shit.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Leep? What means this word “leep”?

  • Kat

    Don’tcha just love Thursday? All these trolls getting their panties in a wad after reading Bob’s HuffPo column…..and I really think this is good for Joe’s PTSD.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Matt, I just ran your blog through typealyzer. You are uber-cool.

    OOOOH!!! Do me, Cyclo, do me! Then run my blog through your typealyzer thingy.

  • GItheJOE

    This is great therapy for PTSD. Please trolls try again.Truth, don’t read to deep into that last post. I KNOW ATHEIST DON’T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING!

  • CycloCynic

    Carl, your results match The Political Carnival (above, posted by CEU). I’m so surprised.

  • vyccan

    The level of the taunts that TS uses is so unbelievably childish that it boggles the mind. I wonder if he is one of the child-republicans? Yet I seem to remember him, on one occasion, saying he had to shut down because his wife had entered the room. Of course, he is probably showing rare smarts in not wanting his wife to discover (reaffirm?) that she has married an immature, simplistic instigator.TS, can you raise the level of your comments? Please? You seem to like it here, but don’t know how to socialiize appropriately.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    Olbermann just compared Steele to Pee Wee.I’m beginning to agree with some of you about the ‘Someone from Countdown Is A Lurker’ thing.http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2009/03/sorry_mr_steele.html#more

  • Kat

    I’m beginning to agree with some of you about the ‘Someone from Countdown Is A Lurker’ thing.It’s been like that since before the elections. I remember Ashby having a very spirited post about such a possibility.

  • Packy

    Mystico – there’s a bigwig in the Republican party here in Alaska whose name is Tuckerman Babcock (really).He’s a complete douchenozzle… so your theory about anyone with the “Tucker” moniker could be close to on target… but I know an local attorney whose first name is Tucker. We went to school together, and he’s a pretty decent guy.Maybe he’s the exception.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    “Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks” – George Carlin

  • ElMystico

    Are we really hiring KBR to fix their fuck ups? Either they do it for free like any decent businessperson would, or we get someone else. Fuck paying them extra to fix something that never should’ve happened.Oh yeah, turns out a few…thousand of our showers could electrocute someone. How much do we get for that?

  • GItheJOE

    Fuck KBR, DICK CHENEY and the place that runs military operations in Washington.(I am bound by contract not to disrespect this five point building)

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Yeah Mystico.. they are going to “inspect the showers to reduce eletroctuions”> reduce

  • gypsy

    i am “fo sho” the cesca has major lurkers! if not the on air peeps, definitely the writers! maher, ferguson, and stewart are the ones i notice on a regular basis. but my hand to something worth holding my hand to, i overheard a girl say “zero cred” in a checkout line here in charleston! big things bob, big things!

  • Kat

    Fuck the Pentagon!!(I’ll say it since you can’t)

  • Kat

    So if Bob announces that he’s going to be the Secret Guest on Elvis’ show, doesn’t that mean he’s not the “Secret” Guest anymore? Isn’t he now the “Highly Anticipated” Guest?And this one had better be on podcast. QT is going to need to listen to it over and over – Elvis and Bob in the same airspace! Woohoo!

  • dontpanic23

    bashing phone against table Looking forward to hearing Mr. Dingeldein and his Super Secret Guest.

  • cminri

    DP – are you all Pepsi’d up so you can make thru Elvis’ big gala event?

  • dontpanic23

    Cminri, have Cherry Dr. Pepper and finally without that damned vanilla. It made it to NC. Will be awake for the show. The extra hour helps.

  • GItheJOE

    WHY IN THE VIRGIN MARY IS IT LEGAL TO SHORT SELL A TREASURY BOND?

  • CycloCynic

    Hi backatcha, Kat! (terrorizer of lurkers)

  • ElMystico

    >>WHY IN THE VIRGIN MARY IS IT LEGAL TO SHORT SELL A TREASURY BOND?hahaha Jesus H. (aka, the Christ™.) I’m glad you mention Mary (aka the Big V™) cos, seeing as how the entire monetary systems runs only because of faith in and by the government, that is just one batshit crazy practice.

  • vyccan

    Kat, where is QT? Has she gone on vacation? I haven’t seen her here in ages.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    CycloCynic, last time I took that test I was an INTP. Same this time, or what?

  • ElMystico

    Oh John Boehner. See, it was true that you didn’t have a budget when Mr. The President said it.”That simply isn’t true Mr President because here it is.” Oh and good luck with your I Can’t Believe It’s Not Budget.Floppity flop flop fail

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Cynic, my political blog is INTP, but my fiction blog is INFP. Methinks the typealizer has a flaw in that the personality expressed may change according to the subject of the blog…

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    GOP EPIC FAIL BUDGET!!!ALL YOUR CHARTS ARE BELONG TO US!!!

  • Kat

    Me, CC? A terrorizer of lurkers? Surely not! You are confusing me with Jane.Besides, I gave up terrorizing strangers for Lent.

  • jane

    (I terrorize myself now) HEY CC! was just wondering where you’ve been.

  • CycloCynic

    Matt, this test is for your blogging persona, which may not match your Myers-Briggs personality profile.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Elvis, you’re related to GWBush? That’s a fucking shame. I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

  • Kat

    Vyccan, QT called into Bob & Lee’s show last night (and did a great job). So she’s still floating around.

  • gypsy

    ewww…elvis has bush blood?! i would bleed myself out of this world if that were me!

  • CycloCynic

    A blogger who writes on various topics may have different personas, according to which topic they write about. (This is true for me).

  • dontpanic23

    I have the giftwrap. The PO thinks I’m yet another Elvis persona? Or have one living here with 4 legs?

  • Kat

    Fun, fun, a contest!

  • jane

    Elvis just wants your address. Heh.

  • dontpanic23

    Apparently he already has mine. That wrap just showed up one day. It’s still in the tube.

  • Kat

    Whatever. Carl will probably win. Elvis likes him.

  • dontpanic23

    staring at me

  • gypsy

    jane, when i have someone’s address the first thing i do is “google walk” right up to their front door! hahaha…

  • dontpanic23

    Heh, Kat. That staring thing was meant to be an extension of my previous post. Sorry, I wasn’t accusing you of staring.

  • Kat

    So who’s calling in??

  • dontpanic23

    Not me. Just broke my phone.

  • Kat

    No worries, DP. I am staring at you. How’s the cigar?

  • gypsy

    DP PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

  • dontpanic23

    DP’s off the cigar as of a few days ago. Again.

  • CycloCynic

    Hiya, Jane. I’m condemned to the land of the non-streaming computers tonight. Which is torture right about now.

  • dontpanic23

    No clothes!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    First “apparatus’ sighting. 9:21pm EDT

  • Kat

    Doesn’t Carl have that hat?

  • jane

    CC, something about drinking in state parks right now.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Why is Elvis making fun of my hat?

  • CycloCynic

    AAARRRRRGGGG!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Do they make 6-pack hats in Nelson size?

  • dontpanic23

    I just realized that listening to Elvis is just like reading his posts. The laughter is built into the posts–that maniacal kind–like it flows out of his mouth. Seamless Elvis.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Second “apparatus” sighting. 9:26pm EDT

  • GItheJOE

    FINE, motherfuckers! I am drunk enough to call

  • dontpanic23

    CC, he’s quoting Blazing Saddles.

  • veralynn

    I missed the first part of this, who is he talking about?

  • Kat

    Woohoo! We lurve our Joe.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Speaking of Blazing Saddles, where da white women at?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @ vera – Fortenberry, his Rep did a “Tele Town Hall.”

  • dontpanic23

    Carl, don’t even get me started!

  • fe

    Hey, guys.

  • veralynn

    thanks Carl

  • dontpanic23

    Hey, fe. Turn yer radio down. Er, on.

  • veralynn

    hey fe

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Carl, don’t even get me started!

    What’s wrong, DP? Don’t you like that movie? “Watch. Me. Faggots.”

  • dy

    Aw, looks like we’re getting our dose of religious nuttery now, so no “Honky Racist Wingnut Church Basement Evangelical Mailllllbagggg” (and the new and improved jingle) this week, I guess.

  • dontpanic23

    And hey, Vera. Glad Carl could wrap it up. I would have had to include maps and aerial photographs.

  • Kat

    I think Bob’s been hitting the Maker’s Mark too. I like him dirty. Miaow…

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    I think we should offer all new enhanced electrocution features for the office furniture used by KBR executives until they fix the shower facilities that they sold to us. Reduced electrocution is insufficient as a fix. A total lack of electrocutions will remove the electrocutions features added to their furniture. The family members of the electrocuted service people get to control the KBR executive electrocution program.I don’t think this is unreasonable.

  • dontpanic23

    Carl, I live in a county where people regularly go back for dimes. You could say I loves me some Saddles.

  • gypsy

    me too kitty kat!

  • jane

    A ditty is SO not a meme.

  • gypsy

    how cool can “meme” be when chris matthews says it every breath!

  • nicole473

    Um, what’s an “apparatus sighting”?

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @ Gypsy – That’s because Matthews reads the GDAB.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @ Nicole – we try to count how many times Elvis ses the word “apparatus” during his radio blogcast.

  • veralynn

    @DP-aerial pics are always a bonus

  • dontpanic23

    Thanks, Carl. By the time I had it half explained I hit refresh and you were on it. So concise your Broadway ass is.

  • Kat

    Me likey the Bob & Elvis. They need to do this more often.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    My ass has been described multiple ways. “Concise” is not one of them.

  • ceu

    Nicole – it’s an Elvis favorite word (he has lots of favorite words…) someone bet him last week that he wouldn’t say it 11 or 13 times during the show….You’re a commenter at HuffPo, no? I think I remember posting something in reply to you a week or two back.

  • ElMystico

    Carl, don’t mess with DP. She works for Mel Brooks!Who’s up for doing the French Mystique?

  • jane

    OK lurkers:(347) 324-3707DO IT!

  • gypsy

    i agree kat!

  • Kat

    Jane is a pussy.

  • vyccan

    Thanks for response re QT, Kat.Au revoir,bloggers , til tomorrow.

  • AdyLeigh

    They’re actually paranoid schizophrenics–my dog told me so.Also which comedian used to say, “Instead of telling them to commit mass murder, why don’t ‘the voices’ ever tell them to pull down their pants and take a dump on the salad bar?” Which comedian used to do that routine about the insane serial killers?

  • jane

    i agree kat!

  • dy

    >>Aw, looks like we’re getting our dose of religious nuttery now…Well, fizzuck. Sorry about the above apparent nonsequitur. I just realized that by starting a little early, I was listening to last week’s show which I’d missed instead of streaming this week’s. Jonas Brothers’ Movie and papal idiocy, yah. Carry on…

  • veralynn

    night vyccan

  • veralynn

    @dy-I did that last week with Bob and Lee

  • Kat

    G’night Vyc!

  • dontpanic23

    I’m trying to get a line of dancers together right now, ElMys. Bring yer speedos.

  • nicole473

    ceu and broadway carl….thanks for the explanation. :) Yep, ceu, I am a commenter at HP. I wish that the moderation was a little more even-handed. ugh…..

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    I really don’t comment of HuffPo because of the moderation. I get it, but sometimes I write something that’s totally tame and it doesn’t get posted. I stopped wasting my time.

  • dontpanic23

    WTF? I’ve lost the stream. I hate it when that happens.

  • ElMystico

    Meh, I love Huffpo, but commenting there is like yelling to the crowds and Union Station. There’s no real discussion going on. You should stick with us Nicole, we’re of the awesome.

  • nicole473

    Oh, Thruthy, you are a razor sharp wit, aren’t you? You’re sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up, sprinkled with lemon juice, and jammed into someone’s eye.Posted by: ElMystico at March 26, 2009 7:54 PM

    OMG, I am lmao, and I love Oscar Wilde!

  • Kat

    See, Nicole? Way more fun here.

  • gypsy

    me too carlos! i type out my pissed off comment and then just delete it! hehe… (which pisses me off more!)

  • jane

    El Myst is tres amusant.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    MEME!

  • nicole473

    Meh, I love Huffpo, but commenting there is like yelling to the crowds and Union Station. There’s no real discussion going on. You should stick with us Nicole, we’re of the awesome.Posted by: ElMystico at March 26, 2009 9:53 PM

    It is definitely unusual to have an actual discussion there. And I noticed that the moderation on Bob’s blog has become very tough ever since he criticized Joe Scarborough a while back.

  • dontpanic23

    Joe! Calling from Bumfuck.

  • Kat

    I love Joe.

  • dontpanic23

    (disclaimer: NOT Scarborough)(he was just mentioned)

  • ceu

    Who is this?

  • jane

    BRILLIANT JOE!

  • dontpanic23

    Ron Cobb’s version of the 3 Jesuses.

  • ceu

    it’s JOE? Geez – he sounds so grown up!

  • Kat

    ceu – it’s GItheJoe.

  • veralynn

    @Ady-no clueBumfuck-isn’t it great that there is one in each and every state of this great union of ours?

  • Kat

    it’s JOE? Geez – he sounds so grown up!*dropping voice* I know. I think I just got knocked up. Because I’m in one of the first two rows.

  • ceu

    Nicole – that’s why most of us post here rather than there.I remember! You made a comment about how you wished Cesca wrote everyday…and now you’re here! Welcome aboard!

  • jane

    First comments by Joe I read, I thought he was a crotchety old guy. Heh. I think that video was the first time I was disabused of that notion.

  • dontpanic23

    Because I’m in one of the first two rows.I think I miss my uterus.

  • dy

    @veralynn – Thanks. Glad to hear I’m not the only one who’s pulled this, feh. (I really should have got a clue sooner, after the several “apparatus” comments.)

  • ElMystico

    >>First comments by Joe I read, I thought he was a crotchety old guy.Maybe he’s practicing?

  • fe

    mm, I remember that video, Jane.

  • dontpanic23

    Jane, that first post of Joe’s was hilarious and left us all with jaws hanging. For an hour or something. Then he came back.

  • jane

    dy, vera, I too am guilty- last week, Bob & Lee, I think.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Domino’s Nazis – NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

  • Kat

    I’m never eating Domino’s again.I’m afraid I won’t be eating Baskin Robbins either.

  • dontpanic23

    Will be baking own cakes for life.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    …Dude… that was “cold.”

  • gypsy

    i was an ice cream scooping girl! hehe…

  • dontpanic23

    QT!

  • GItheJOE

    FUCK!!!!I got cut off! I had a meme/zingerConservative kids my age are with Obama on his energy plan. The GOP can’t beat that. If they vote against, it and they will, Obama can run against them on that in 2010/2012/2016. FUCK YEAH! We win again.I am not old. Combat(two pack of Marlboro reds a day) puts a lot of stress on the voice when telling your soldiers not to die.

  • Kat

    QT is just looking for more fodder for her fantasies.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Wow! QT is 9 blocks away from from. Small fucking world.

  • gypsy

    i love the queen!

  • dontpanic23

    9 blocks away from fromEh?

  • GItheJOE

    BC, it is destiny that you and QT must produce the most liberal atheist/christian child yet.

  • Kat

    We know you are not old, Joe. And we love the effect the Reds have had on your voice.But, dude, you should switch to something a little lighter.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @ DP – from me. It’s late.@ GI – and multi-ethnic too.

  • GItheJOE

    Kat, weed? Crack?I am confused.

  • dontpanic23

    I just had to poke you, Carl. I’m waning too.

  • veralynn

    yeah Joe…reds will kill you, move to the lights

  • GItheJOE

    BC, your balls are carrying the next Obama in them. LET IT OUT! Or it could be the antichrist, either way this shit will end.

  • Kat

    We have a groovy echo too.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    GI -funny you should mention that because I stayed up til 2:30 in the morning last night watching Rosemary’s Baby.

  • Kat

    Step away from the crack, Joe. I was thinking more along the lines of Marlboro Lights.

  • dy

    Atheist (Carl?)/Bahá’í (QT), Joe.As antitheist as I am (keep on keeping on beyond my atheism as time goes on, I swear), the Baha’i's are a pretty cool, tolerant, generally nonhypocritical group of folks, religiously speaking, in my experience. I used to know and babysit for several of them in my youth.

  • dontpanic23

    QT, on the street reporter.

  • GItheJOE

    I am a false prophet! God is a superstition!

  • gypsy

    queen is in her crush heaven right now! ;)

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Don’t do it, QT. They’re like cats. You feed them once and they never go away.

  • Kat

    Bob and Elvis are such bad, bad influences. Delicious.

  • dontpanic23

    Now Elvis is buying her drinks. Uh, oh.

  • Kat

    #200!!!Woohooo!!!

  • Kat

    (that was just to piss Jane off)

  • GItheJOE

    201Crack is a waste of money. I got high, laid and cried. WTF is that all about?

  • veralynn

    The secret service should be paying a visit to that woman.If you are going to quote our founding fathers, get your damn facts straight…oh wait, it isn’t in that book of hers..so no matter

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    @dyI am an atheist but the religious right are causing me to become an antitheist. If they keep pushing, I’m going to demand that all religions be illegal.

  • jane

    It was Elvis who ranted about “first”–What happened to “69th!”?

  • ceu

    Joe – I didn’t say you sounded old. I said you sounded grown-up. it’s wimmins code…

  • dy

    Has the pronunciation changed? Dangel-dain? (Frahnken-shtain?) Shoot, I’d thought I’d gotten it down with s/l Dangel-deen.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    The secret service should be paying a visit to that woman.

    Then she’ll go on Fixed News and talk about how her 1st amendment rights were violated and how she was harrassed and intimidated by the White House.

  • GItheJOE

    Second that motion, move to carry the vote!

  • Kat

    –What happened to “69th!”?*sigh* I forgot.

  • dontpanic23

    dy, I heard that little slip-up too. He corrected himself quickly.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    @ dy – you’re right, it’s Dangle-deen.

  • veralynn

    @ceu-nod, nod, wink, wink@Carl-damn, I am speechless, you are correct sir, and it would be on 24 hours a day and the MSM would pick it up and….jeez, now I feel dirty.must go shower now

  • Kat

    It should be pronounced Dingel-dine. And he almost said it.

  • dontpanic23

    The cherry Dr. Pepper has officially worn off.G’night, guys, and thanks to Elvis for a great show and Bob for doing excellent sidekick.

  • GItheJOE

    Is it over?

  • veralynn

    nite DP

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Goodnight, DP.I’m done at work as well, so if I don’t stop by later on tonight, have a good evening y’all (that was fur my suthern friends).

  • jane

    nite y’all, and youse guys too.

  • Kat

    G’night DP.

  • idreamofskiba

    Hey, guys. Did I miss anything good tonight? I’m too lazy to read through the PTT at the moment.Bob’s comment about the Countdown Lurker jumped out at me, though. I’ve noticed that a few times before…it’s like “wait a minute, they totally stole that from Cesca!”

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    BTW, Jane you were a bit quiet tonight. What gives?

  • jane

    Home late Carl. Then fucking phone. Etc. Shut up and enjoy it!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    The PTT is so much more enjoyable when you’re involved. *smooch* Goodnight.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    The better news was that the trolls were hit and run tonight. Drive by blog trolls. Must have gone back to home turf. Free Republic?

  • veralynn

    nite Carl

  • GItheJOE

    Hey, go fuck yourself PTT!!!*passes out from alcohol*

  • ElMystico

    Oh freepers…They probably had to go back to their army/strike force/manly gun toting brigade to pack up some pictures of teabags.

  • dy

    >>Free Republic?Hot Air and American Thinker seemed to be the main hives on a message board I used to frequent fairly recently. Not so much Free Republic and Little Green Footballs sending out the drones as I would have expected (where I was fighting the smears at the time, anyway).Oh, and ‘exactly’ on the “antitheism” comment above, Git. The more they push, the less tolerance I’m possessed of.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    tea bags, tea bags, rolly polly tea bagstea bags, tea bags, eat them up yum.[insert picture of statue of David here]I don’t mean to sound gay or nothin’, but that troll had a nice ass.

  • dy

    Ah, Dr. Demento redux.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    /me considers a visit to Hot Air and American Thinker (really? a wrong wing site called American Thinker? Isn’t that false advertising?)

  • dy

    It’s good to know thine enemy, eh? (yeah, the “thinker” in AT makes me cringe)

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Yes dy. Forewarned is forearmed. See what they are talking about in advance gives one time to prepare a more effective response.

  • veralynn

    fe-you still here?

  • veralynn

    good evening all…Elvis and Bob–very good show tonight.QT-I think you have a great laughsee you tomorrow

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    My eyes! My eyes!Wow. Hot Air is a rush. Not a single sign of intelligent life there. The entire site consists of the dissection and discussion at great length of canards. Real issues and problems are not mentioned. They seriously discuss that the silver buckles on shoes that will be mandatory because of a Democrat Congress spending bill should be gold. Un-fucking-believable. Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin are their designated leaders/fuhrers/Ministers/Gods/What-evers.Frightening.

  • dy

    Yep, I just noticed upon revisiting it after all this time that Hot Air has now become Glenn and Michelle Central. The real new “consciences” of the wrong wing, indeed, along with Limpaugh. (Is there a Cobb triumvirate to match that unholy alliance, I wonder, DP?)

  • dy

    Ah. Malkin is the founder (which I’d forgotten, if I ever even knew it).

  • http://www.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    Hi All! Everyone probably went to bed, which I’m about to do – but anyway – I’m home! Yay! LONG LONG LONG day.@veralynn: thank you for the compliment.@Broadway Carl – next time I’m planning to be in and around Penn Station I’ll send you a FB message – maybe we can meet and wave at each other or something.@ Joe: it’s Baha’i… ;) @ vyccan: I’ve been out and about – all this week I’ve been in Washington DC on business.. a LONG, painful, and mostly successful trip, which I would have told Elvis about on the show, but by the time I called in I was too loopy to remember.@Kat: I’m officially in trouble – I can’t figure out if I’m crushing more on Elvis or Bob.. and with the two of them together it was all I could do form coherent sentences…. (they were coherent, weren’t they???)QT

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    The show was great. I missed the live version and just got done with the replay. Laughed and laughed.Great to hear your voice QT!

  • JM

    Ratfacedgit:”I am an atheist but the religious right are causing me to become an antitheist. If they keep pushing, I’m going to demand that all religions be illegal.”yeah. just the ideal this country was founded on!