Quote of the Week

Posted on 03/13/2009 at 8:10 pm by JumpyPants

“You (Jim Cramer) now have become the face of this, and that is incredibly unfortunate. Because you’re not the face of it, you shouldn’t be the face of it. You were the person that was, uh, I-don’t-know-what enough to stand up and go, “Hey, that wasn’t fair!” Which it’s not, because this show isn’t fair, and you can tell ‘Doucheborough’ it isn’t supposed to be fair.” —Jon Stewart

The Coward Rick Santelli, who is the real face of this but who is also too cowardly to take the heat himself, and, you know, “Doucheborough” are cut from the same cowardly cloth. And I have nothing but contempt for both of them.

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  • https://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg Elvis the Dingeldein™

    I’m starting to feel less and less guilty about registering a domain called “clusterdouche” now that the mighty Jon Stewart has douchified a major media personality by shoehorning the word into his name. Clusterdouche may become respectable yet!

  • joshd

    Worst Person in the World: Keith Olbermann.http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/13/msnbc-dont-talk-cramer/I know you have to pick your battles, but the silence on this was deafening.

  • LostInSpace

    Glad to see that the spokesman for the Obama administration is a douchebag spazzy white guy comedian who never graduated from college. Maybe Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz…what was wrong with his original last name???) can be the next secretary of the treasury as I hear that Santa wants all of his elves back at the North PoleBy the way, I have a micropenis so I joined the Republican Party. Yay!

  • Lexaburn

    What’s with these drive-by troll chumps coming here?Anyway, I’m not in the game of suffering these NBC minions or the bandwagon-jumpers going around saying that “Cramer took it like a man.” Shit, he obviously didn’t, as illuminated by his little joke at the beginning of his show. Fucking knuckleheads and their sycophant enablers.Gwarharharhar! Could’na seen that one coming fucking yesterday, now, could we? Gwarharharhar!See, they both have the last name of Stewart, and Cramer was obviously intimidated by the the dough he battered with a rolling pin. Gwarharharhar!Still, that shit wasn’t as funny as hearing Cramer’s voice go up three octaves when Stewart knocked him for his soundboard hijinks, or when he broke out that damning tape.But, Cramer beating pie dough with a rolling pin with his fellow crook, Martha. Hee-Larry-Us! Gwarharharhar! Cramer better be careful or some big bubba in prison is gonna beat his erect johnson upside his forehead in the same manner after he’s caught past scammings.