Raving Street Loon

Sorry for the punch-me face this early on a Saturday, but watch:

I mentioned on Elvis Doggiecream’s radio show the other night a possible explanation for Glenn Beck’s ratings. If there were a raving street loon shouting prophetic nonsense in the middle of your block, everyone would open their front doors and look.

Granted, the police would eventually be called, but for a decent chunk of time, everyone would be staring — amazed, “Look at that crazy street loon! He’s shouting nonsense!” That said, there’s also a chance that a few people would say to themselves, “That raving street loon made some sense when he said squirrels are eating our pants. By ‘squirrels’ he means the government! Oooh! Damn you, government!”

Ultimately, the people who buy these wild conspiracy theories coming from Beck’s bulbous melon are probably into that sort of thing anyway and there’s not much that can be done. And that’s probably a good thing. My hope is that Beck becomes a bug-zapper of sorts for Republican politicians. The more popular Beck becomes, the greater the odds of Republicans being hypnotically drawn to him. And then — ZAP! Politically incinerated by the crazy.

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  • Syllogod

    I hope you’re right Bob. I remember not too long ago, walking in to my wife’s grandparents house on March 20th, 6 years ago. There was the whole family; aunts, uncles, cousins, in rapt attention, cheering at CNN over the invasion of Iraq. I couldn’t believe the crazy! They bought into the right’s argument hook, line, and sinker. Remember, Bush was elected twice. Half of this country believed the lies. I am not as sure as you are that the more crazy they get, the more alienated the extreme right will get from the American people. I hope you are right but I never underestimate the power of Stupid.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    As the dawn mist rolls in off the ocean, a convoy of semis downshift into the city…Get ready. It’s coming.The Non-Stop Glenn Beckathon!24 Straight Hours of Paranoid Wingnuttery to raise funds for the Revolution That Will Save America!Special guests: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, The Michelles (Bachmann and Malkin), Don Rumsfeld, Sick Dick Cheney…Timmy McVeigh posters on sale in the lobby. Get your Founding Fathers t-shirt! Free teabags for everyone!Video clips of George Bush not mangling a sentence!Teleprompter smashing for the kids! For a small minimum donation, you will receive your very own vial of Glenn Beck’s tears of pain and concern!Special Appearance by the Survivors of Ruby Ridge Bluegrass Survival Band playing their smash hit “Let’s All Go Waco!”On site facilities hosted by Larry Craig.All your favorite midway games and rides: Shoot the Abortionist, Circular Argument Merry-go-Round, Duck Hunt with Dick, and Spot the Fake Birth Certificate!The Revolution Starts Now!Get your Beck on.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    There’s got to a be a few left within that party that are just sick to their stomachs at the idea that the Limbaugh/Beck/Bachmann Crazy Brigade has become the face/mouthpiece/insatiable gullet of the Party.

  • Las Vegan

    About the Glen Beck show, stop acting so ridiculous. You are wondering why his ratings are through the roof?? HMMM didn’t think I had to answer that one for you but He is against everything you believe in(Pelosi, Todd, Reid, Franks etc. Thats enough for me. Stop making excuses for your failed 1-termer like your list of bad things Obama did that are less than the bad things that Bush did looooool. Do you realize how silly this makes you all look. Keep up the good work you are losing supporters by the day…WOOT! First of all I don’t like Bush so comparing his bad accomplishments to Obama is pointless. Does one bad President make it ok for the next one to come close but just under the bad accomplishments of the former. Real damn pointless if you ask me. You don’t have to like Bush to hate O’bama’s neverending policies. Jesus does the man ever realize when to stop. And to think I made fun of all the stars that left USA when Bush was elected cause Im seriously thinking of the next best place to live. The word NEXT soon to be replaced by THE BEST place to live. Scared of all the Leftist Caring n Vegas. You are caring us to DEATH!

  • asdasd

    All bullshit. This blog makes me sick and so does glenn beck.

  • Tusz

    Cousinavi: Free teabags? What are you, a Communist?

  • ceu

    your failed 1-termersince you can see the future, do you happen to have the numbers for tonight’s Powerball?

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    @ Las Vegan (it just dawned on me how much it must suck to have a nickname that means “City of People Who Refuse to Eat Cheese On Principle”)Re: Why Glenn Beck’s ratings are through the roof.Same reason Judge Judy and Jerry Springer are watched by millions. Crazy, stupid people…like car accidents…are the sort of thing that folks will slow down to look at.Glenn Beck is like a NASCAR race full of rocket powered clown cars. Sooner or later, one of those smokin’ jalopies is gonna get sideways. No one has ever seen no motherfuckin’ wreck like ol’ Glenn’s fixin’ to have.So, ratings shmatings. It’s not the content, brother…it’s the giddy anticipation of the inevitable.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Las Vegan -It’s amazing that you can function at all without the help of an orderly. Do you ever see the world not through the distorted lenses of Fixed News?Since it’s a free country, you have the right to live in absolute ignorance propagandized by the corporatists that routinely rip you off. I hope that works out well for you. Good luck getting your next Christofascist Republican Reactionary elected president.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    All bullshit. This blog makes me sick and so does glenn beck.

    I see it as free fertilizer. Does that make me an optimist?That glass is half full of fertilizer.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    @ SillyRatfacedGitWait a sec…if you’re the optimist…that makes me…the…/head asplodes

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Speaking of Elvis Doggiecream’s radio show, I would love the opportunity to purchase one of Elvis’ “Premiere Veiny-Member Embossed Ice Cream Cakes.” Perhaps we could have them mass produced in the industry-friendly Progess Island, U.S.A.?

  • Alex

    It’s funny how “losing supporters by the day” seems to equal “approval rating slowly going up by the day” for Obama. But I’m sure there’s a completely illogical explanation for it that Beck can provide us no-nothings.

  • Alex

    It’s funny how “losing supporters by the day” seems to equal “approval rating slowly going up by the day” for Obama. But I’m sure there’s a completely illogical explanation for it that Beck can provide us dumb-dumbs.

  • AZDem

    I’am tired of all these off the cuff statements like “losing supporters by the day” and “approval rating slowly going up by the day”. You want to see what is really going on check the people that track this information, and don’t just check on just one day for the answer either. Here is Gallup and Rasmussen results.http://www.gallup.comhttp://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_pollAlex- You will see that at this point in time, your assertion is not accurate. Sorry.

  • AZDem

    Here’s that complete linkhttp://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

  • AZDem
  • Alex

    Well thank you for pointing that out AZ, I appreciate being brought up to speed.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Fuck me. I can’t possibly keep up with this level of data.Since when did being RIGHT require numbers?

  • Bobbie

    You can choose to listen to the truth, and both sides of the issues, and that would mean you have decided not to listen to the Obama Official Network, aka NBC, MSNBC. I live in Washington, and I have a political science degree and worked in Government more years than many reading this have been born. Glen Beck is right, Oreilley is right and Hannity is my man. I am a woman, a democrat that decided she wanted LESS Govt intervention in my life and LESS taxes, and I can’t stand the far left loons. They have one opinion and its theirs. Everyone is wrong except the far left. That is insane. Obama is a nut and without experience. He is probably the worst thing that has happened to our country since 9-11. I think he has a socialist/communist agenda and wants to take over every company in the USA. He is a psychopath of the worst kind.