Saturday Night Thread

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Hey, everyone needs to go read nads of thor and give brother a WOOT!Plus, new trolls with heart felt beliefs in talking snakes and purple uniforms but not AK 47s.

Help me! I spent over five minutes today with my parents and need to let out the evil.

Nads of Thor Rocked! Hard!

you know how when you go to pull up Bob’s blog- you open up the firefox, and start to type the address, and you’re waiting for the awesome blog to show up in that dropdown list with all the sites you’ve visited starting with the letters ‘bob’ in them- but it doesn’t??Well, take a look at what you’ve typed into the address line again, because you just typed in boob again.you pervert!

that should have read, ‘take a closer look at your address bar, because you’ve just typed in boob again’.anywho, it’s that time of year again, when we’re only 5 hrs ahead of you here in Germany, so I’m stoked to get in a few words on the PTT.Hot diggity!

3.14159265…infintyfth

Dan, I’ve recently switched from Safari and have been noticing that all week Also, are you a native German? Because your English is sublime.

Don’t forget to watch Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America – A Final Night with George W. Bush on HBO tonight. Must see TV!

Jameson!Welcome fellow Irishman. I have been told my relatives are thieving bastards.(REDMOND) Can you verify such claims and if so I am sorry grandpa stole the whiskey.

Will Ferrell’s “A Final Night with the Chimp” (or a variation thereof) is on live in less than an hour on HBO.

James, Nope. I’m an Einwanderer (ich bin vor 2 Jahren eingewandert). I was born and raised in Baltimore, MDI’m up way past my bedtime here. Just thought I’d share that. This is why I’m so rarely on here talking nonsense on the prime time thread.But tonite I’m running back and forthig to the brewkettle, trying to avoid a boil over. I know this isn’t the homebrew forum, but as I recall Silly Git is into the home made beer as well, so bare with me. I feel like that mad biologist who created the first hybrid wombatapus.I’m using the Grainbill and hops of a typical Bavarian Pils with a fair amount of additional light Spraymalt, and I’m pitching a Bavarian Lager yeast- then, and here’s the kicker- I’m going to ferment at 16C° and turn this bad boy into a steam beer!

hm… bear with me, pots boiling over again.Damned 90 minute boils..

GI: I went to school with a guy called Redmond and he was a sneaky cunt — the type of guy that would play friends against each other… he was possibly capable of stealing, yes. My biggest gripe with him was that he broke — nay, STOLE (ha) — the virginity of the hottest girl in class — he was a fat ugly bastard, see. Amazing what the right amount of alcohol can do to a young girl’s conscience.Anyway, it doesn’t matter a lick that your grandpa stole all that whiskey: there’s still plenty left! The bottle in front of me attests to this Yes, the cliches are true…

Did I mention that a glass of Glenfiddich is an inextricable part of the brewing process?

Dan: That’s a Scotch brew, mein freund — heresy to us here Micks!

>>>he broke — nay, STOLE (ha) — the virginity of the hottest girl in classWait… broke her virginity? I’ve heard a lot of expressions for that but never breaking virginity. I think my personal favorite may be ‘cashing the V-card of’

what would you recommend? And dont say Jameson!!

I go to this awesome little gourmet foods place in the city center on occasion- they have whiskey (and whisky) to your hearts content, and they even have a few open bottles for sampling. So I try not to wear out my welcome there, but I can’t think of any other way to find out what’s best than just trying it out.

El: Shit, man, that’s common expression around these parts. It’s pretty much all we use in regards to said feat. Have heard your fav but only in movies

Dan, the beer sounds great! Keep an eye on it.I tossed back a nice Irish Ale from Boulevard here in KC while watching our local neighborhood St. Patty’s warm up parade. (We have the big one on Tuesday.)Thor rocked the house for sure on the Beckster.Do these guys (Beck, etc)ever read there own stuff?

Jameson is horrible, you’re right. The only people who drink it are bitter ol’ farmers that like the taste of purgatory and death.I’m a fan of Connemara Single Malt myself — bit on the stiff side but, if you can hack it, ’tis bound to put lead in your pencil. Also, you can’t go wrong with Black Bush — a rich man’s Bushmills, which I’m sure is available everywhere.But I’m not exactly an expert… Proof: I mostly just drink Jim Beam..

James,Good to hear that my fellow brethren across the pond like “breaking” the virginity of hotties. Jameson Whiskey is my fucking krytonite. A couple shots of that stuff and I am fighting someone. Usually because I am trying to “break” someone’s girlfriend.

Lagavulin here. Laphroighe (sp?) is too expensive here now. I don’t drink scotch unless it’s single malt and aged at least 14 years.

Technical question: Does break only count for girl-types? I mean since there’s uh…some actual…y’know, breakage involved there.Whiskey and hymens…now that’s the kind of high-minded conversation I like!

In PA we called it fixing her virginity. The state of virginity is the broken state.You’re a virgin? Well let me fix that for you.

MMMMMMMM Bourbon. Fucking foreigners!

Technical answer: no, you could use it for guy-types, also. The term ‘breaking’, in this context, has no fixed meaning — other than getting your end in… or your end in’d. Penetration, basically.This is like a really good dinner party!

MystiThat why it’s called:Busting her cherry.Popping her cherry.stealing her cherry.My oh my. Cherry pie!

Booby Sign(.)(.)jane must be having fun in her basement.

Well, I’m certainly no expert. I just told everyone I was having a Glenfiddich, which turns out to be a Glenlivet upon closer inspection.But heck, I enjoy a good american whiskey too, and I still wouldn’t know the difference between a Maker’s Mark and a Bulliet Bourbon.One thing’s for sure, if you wont drink a scotch younger than 14 years (and you break cherries exclusively) then you have some expensive taste.

>>This is like a really good dinner party!Let’s all adjourn to the study for coffee, brandy, and some penetration.

Brew’s chilling. It’s cleanup time… and I can’t believe I’m not in bed yet.Have good blogotubing!!

so THIS is what guys talk about when there’re no women around…..

Maker’s Mark is OK. Booker’s is better.

I’ve never broken or fixed a cherry and these days I drink Chinese brandy. I could get some Jack Daniels or Maker’s Mark here, but I only make Chinese money and it’s Amelican priced.

My dad is really good at finding very old obscure special bourbons. He is also an expensive tequila lover. I like visiting Daddy.

Chris -Better than last night (or the night before) when we talked about math, earth geometry, and computer programming.

Git, it’s Sunday morning for me. I’m drinking tea and already got laid. I finally saw Jon Stewart and that Mad Money douche so how about some Merkin bashing?

Feed the googlebotRush Limbaugh is the best oblate spheroid ever.Alix Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Karl Rove is merkin adhesive.Karl Rove is a skeleton loosely draped with pig hide.Joe Doucheborough is Mika’s merkin.Dick Cheney is Wyoming mountain lion bait.

Git – I thought that stuff (the math, geometry, etc) was very interesting, too, but, having no knowledge, didn’t have anything to add.We have a lot of people here who know a lot about a lot of different things.We’re lucky.

>>Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Wait…Isn’t that a double negative? Does that mean she’s a mass of real pubic hair?

That’s what I find annoying about China, it’s always tomorrow there. Australia and New Zealand are even worse.Have you ever noticed in movies made in the U.S. that they ignore time zones? They have people in L.A talking to people in New York and London and someone says “what time is it?” “Six o’clock.” WTF?This always freaks me out. Six o’clock where? The guy in L.A. asks the guy in London and the guy in London just says six o’clock. No timezone notation, no asking what time zone do you want. WTF?The proper answer to this question would involve including the time zone in the answer such as “Six o’clock Zulu” or “Six o’clock BST” or “Six o’clock EDT.”This has always bothered me and many military and ex-military seem to notice these blatant gaffs too.How’s the tea?

Mystico, Coulter’s certainly a mass of something.

Packy, I only ask because I’ve never seen a vagina wig down a martini quite so quickly.

Chris -Yes. Diversity of input is one of the reasons I hang out here. I learn things I would otherwise miss.You do an excellent job of answering our wrong wing trolls with facts. You obviously know a lot about business and how it interacts with the government. Most people with your knowledge in those areas are our loyal opposition.

Since I don’t have the same real time access to massive news like you guys do, I get it in smaller pieces. Mostly internet. Not much video because of slow tubes. I was looking at the tragic shooting in the south and saw some pictures of the locals. I know I’ll probably go to hell for this, but all I could think about was how FAT everyone was. Fucking fat assed redneck Merkins who have douchebag Repube Congressmen and Senators fucking up the works. Jeebus H. Christ!

That shooting in Alabama is being given the minimal coverage treatment by our propaganda dispensers.I have little to go on, but I suspect the guy was listening to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh too much. Those rabble rousers may have succeeded in instigating violence.The silence from Alabama has been deafening. There was something about finding a suicide letter, then silence.

Mystico, My ex can pound a martini or anything else with the best of them. Even though we aren’t together anymore it’s one of the things I love aboout her.You don’t need a dick to chug.

True, Git. Go to Google news and its all about the German shooting. Maybe mass shootings in Merka just aren’t news anymore.

Here is something that’s fun to try to explain to Chinese people: Firecrackers are illegal in the US, but not guns.

emsique -If that shooting spree had been a black man shooting all of those same people, it would have gotten 24/7 coverage by all of the cable propaganda channels until they ran out of stuff to say about how horrible it all was.Some white guy does it and they drop it like a hot potato the moment the suicide note is found.Something is rotten in Alabama. We heard about his People who done me wrong list.They covered the deputy sheriff whose wife and child were killed while he was responding to the scene of the first shooting.Now, it’s like it never happened. Bernie Madoff provides distraction.

Sorry I had to watch the Will Farrell thing. It was funny, sad, true and unusual.

Maybe the rest of the country just doesn’t give a shit about some fat rednecks in Alabama. It would also be big news if it was a rich white guy shooting up Wall Street.

Time to go enjoy the day. All I can do is throw firecrackers at Chinese. Would that make the news?

>>You don’t need a dick to chug.Oh, I know that. I used to date the Irish. Not all of them, of course, just the one, but she could drink me under the table. I’m just saying I’ve never seen an actual Merkin downing a quick martini, but apparently Anne Coulter is one of those none the less.

JOE,Do you think that was Will’s actual penis?

>>Do you think that was Will’s actual penis?I read that it was an age-appropriate anonymous penis from the internet, I think.

Mike,I am not a good judge of evaluating another man’s junk but I am pretty sure Will would do something like that. Why not? He could still get laid with a micropenis.WHERE THE FUCK ARE LADIES?DID YOU GO ON STRIKE?

Overall,I parts were funny and parts were lame, but Will impression is still inimitable.

What a sausage fest in here. I feel like I need some spicy mustard or something.

Thank you, Kat. Jesus I thought I was going to have to look at porn while sitting next to the GF.Tell the rest of the ladies to stop cooking, cleaning, knitting and get their southern asses on the tubes before I have a moment.Oh…spicy mustard sounds hot.

Kat,Have you facebooked me yet?

Sharing porn is fun, Joe. I think you should do it. It’s Saturday night! Go crazy!I don’t know where the other ladies are – probably out having a life. I’m laying low tonight – I was up until 4 a.m. arguing (and drinking 2 fifths of tequila) with my neighbor last night.Mike – I don’t have any new friend request. Did you send one?

Kat, I don’t think we are there yet. She is a mighty jealous girl but I like it.Anywho, I saw your FB post of drunken conservative debating. It is a must every now and then but not every night.

Kat,If you click the link in my name, it will take you to my profile.

Definitely not, Joe. I can debate him every night. But not with so much alcohol. Although drunken Wii bowling while debating gay marriage is pretty entertaining.>>Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Wait…Isn’t that a double negative? Does that mean she’s a mass of real pubic hair?I’m gonna answer yes on this one, El Myst.

Kat,I think I found you on the group.

Thank you Kat. I thought I was crazy.Bitch is probably crawling with crabs, I’m just saying.

New Rule: No overtime in high school basketball games. Cos ya know what: who the fuck cares? Alright, most of the people out there watching their kids and classmates play probably do. I however, don’t give a chitty chitty bang bang, and I know how to turn off all the lights in this effing stadium, so I say we listen to me!

El,I don’t give a shit about any sports and I live in the city of the Superbowl champions.

But the Regis Raiders are about to take the boy’s 5A state basketball championship in overtime! Gah I don’t care…but at least there was just a mildly amusing collision on the court. Looked like four or five kids got knocked over. Good times.

One big ugly crabby wad of pubic hair that downs martinis like a sailor. Yep. That’s Coulter.Trade Doucheborough for Shep.