Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!

Posted on 03/28/2009 at 2:09 pm by Bob Cesca

Artist Justine Lai is working on a series of self-portraits called Join or Die in which she depicts herself having sex with each President of the United States. NSFW and all that.

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And Tyler, too!

So far she’s all the way up to Grant — who apparently loved to play the butt bongo.

(Source: Doctorow)

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  • http://www.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    She fools no one. She just needed an excuse to paint herself with our CURRENT president.QT

  • Packy

    Ok.I’m impressed, in a slightly disturbed sort of way.

  • http://nadsofthor.wordpress.com Redmond

    I love politics.

  • Kat

    I seem to be at a loss. And I’m never at a loss.Giving Honest Abe a blowjob, though? That’s goddamn awesome.

  • LoewLife

    I think the Abraham Lincoln one is my favorite.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Just when we were on the teetering edge of being taken seriously…/off the make an Obama statue out of my own feces.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Can’t wait to see the one with the cigar./bubba

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Quick…someone get her a message….Bush shooting his load before he can get the rubber on./preemie

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    JFK, with Jackie standing in the background holding the artists panties./norma jean

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Some sort of peanut theme for Carter, but all that comes to mind is that line from Full Metal Jacket./nuff said

  • AdyLeigh

    As long as she waterboards George Bush after her tryst with him, I think I’m fine with this.

  • dy

    >>She just needed an excuse to paint herself with our CURRENT president.I see I’m not the only one whose first thought that was.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    One wonders what sort of outrage would have followed the same series of paintings, but by a male artist depicting sexual congress with the first ladies.I think I shall spend the next few minutes trying to imagine what BillO would say about a painting of Mary Todd Lincoln taking a throbbing cock deep…all the way, baby./perhaps the artist can do one featuring a loofah – quid pro quo

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Goddamnit, Cesca! This is entirely your fault.Now I’m stuck with the recurring image of Bill O’Reilly, naked before the canvas…splotches of watercolor paint all over his bloated, wrinkled body…desperately trying to make that thing in Hillary’s hand recognizable as a loofah./I’ll be in my bunk

  • gypsy

    ummm…ewwww! the only ones i’m interested in seeing are kennedy, clinton, and obama. mmmm…obama! i can’t wait!

  • Chris

    She should probably work at finding a regular job…or find a new fucking therapist.

  • http://www.twoeightnine.com/ twoeightnine

    GWB’s is going to consist of him sitting in the corner diddling himself while Cheney and Rove double-fuck the countr… err Lai.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    I bet that totally works for the first lady.She’d never admit it, but it has to be totally hot to know that the whole fuckin’ world wants to bang your husband.It’s gotta be like being Brangelina. They can both be certain the rest of humanity wants to fuck their significant other./Obamas are doin’ it in the White House/rock n’ roll hootchie koo

  • GItheJOE

    I have five different emotions flowing through me. In some weird way I think she is showing us which President she likes by the different positions she is in. Also, it looks like rape or forced entry in the photos of Presidents should doesn’t like.She apparently is going need more paint for her Clinton and Obama pictures.Overall, I like this and we need more art like this in the world.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=65905268&ref=profile Mike H.

    She’s my age. Genius!

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    Now that’s just Goddamn Awesome.@ ChrisIf she has a therapist, he or she has struck gold. I can’t even imagine the hours it will take to analyze this.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    I hope the painting with Barack goes menage a trois.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    @ GI the JoeNot saying you’re wrong…but what does this ink blot look like to you?/Rorschach

  • Packy

    Cousin Avi:Perhaps this is more fact that satire…

  • gypsy

    pierce is kinda hot. i’d tap that 19th century ass!

  • JackDaneL

    Shit, now I have to vote Palin ’12

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    @ GypsyYou just have some sort of twisted M*A*S*H fantasy.Some deep desire to accurately moan “Oh, Benjamin Franklin!”Admit it!/Hawkeye//incoming choppers

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    @ SillyRatfacedGitImagine being the therapist for those sessions./free sessions. aw, fuckit…I’ll pay you. Bring your sketchbook.

  • http://www.deusexmalcontent.com Chez

    And you labeled the post above this one “Weird?”My favorite is her blowing Abe Lincoln, then right beneath it “18×24 in.”Really? She’s more talented than I thought.

  • MG

    She is sodomizing James Buchanan.Can’t our first and only gay president buy a break? :)

  • brutlyhonest

    Can’t our first and only gay president buy a break? :)

    GWB has to have been second. The signs are all there.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • LeeroyJenkins

    Dear Justine: For the love of all that is good and pure in this world, don’t even think about W. You seem like a talented woman — just step away from the canvas when you’ve painted 42, because seriously, no one wants to picture 43. Seriously.