Doof Quote of the Day

“It’s interesting that people say the right has taken over the Republican Party — but no one can say what we’ve done. We’ve been closeted for the last eight years; it’s time for the right to come out of the closet.” —Michael Reagan

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  • Sierradrinker

    I agree. Let’s start with Larry Craig!

  • jenski42

    Ok, seriously. Why is every major statement from a conservative tainted with sexual language? Paging Dr. Freud…

  • Lexaburn

    No one can improve on that quote. NO ONE!

  • Elena

    Can’t make heads or tails out of that one. At all.

  • http://americanrazor.blogspot.com Razor

    Isn’t Kirby Dick making a movie about this?

  • BlueFan

    @ ElenaAnd I thought it was just me. I can’t even wrap my head around it – it makes no fucking sense.All I can interpret is the Right have been closeted gays for the last 8 years……..

  • Curly Lasagna

    ….and have enough space for a proper tea bagging….

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇ Silly Ratfaced Git ∇

    We’ve been closeted for the last eight years; it’s time for the right to come out of the closet.

    Wow. I didn’t realize that the moderates caused the large transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich, the record deficits and national debt, the lying to go to an illegal invasion and occupation of a sovereign foreign state, and the general corporatist/fascist environment that shipped so many middle class jobs overseas.The right hasn’t been in a closet. They’ve been strutting and goose-stepping on my TeeVee for eight solid years with their Rush, Bill, Sean, Joe cheerleaders preaching their hateful bigotry nonstop. They declared war on every single minority except themselves with a nonstop barrage of anti-’everything not like them’ propaganda.I wish you *had* hidden in a closet.This is the Southern White Christofascist Party in action. Boldly bending and twisting reality to suit their extremist views for thirty years and counting.

  • http://aworldquitemad.blogspot.com/ aWorldQuiteMad

    Someone needs to point these guys to urbanDictionary.com before they decide to make statements. ROFLOLThey’re a bunch of homophobes who are in reality probably doing what they are doing as a form of self-loathing. I agree, they *do* need to come on out of the closet.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    This is beyond gaffeeBeyond Foot-in-mouthThe right has been in the closet? They are coming out now?haha

  • Ady

    Say, anybody know when Eric Cantor will be coming out of the closet? I’d LOVE to see that.

  • Chris

    I knew it!

  • Elena

    Wonder what Reagan family gatherings are like (Patti, Ron Jr. and Michael). Could be a bit on the explosive side.

  • Diane

    mitch Mc Connell first!