Iraq On The Radio

I am also excited and very honored to be a guest on the SHOW.DISCLAIMER:I am still currently serving in the US Army and will Commission as a Second Lieutenant within a month. This makes me vulnerable to UCMJ actions that I WILL NOT VIOLATE. The policies are unclear about disparaging the Former President but I will push the limit anyway. If some idiot in Iraq can refuse to acknowledge President Obama as Commander in Chief, I can take a dump on the Bush Legacy.Now, this will be from my perspective with a little help from “Southern Bitch”. In no way do I feel that my statements are representative of the US Military as a whole.Some things floating around my “Adjustment Disordered” head are:KBR/War ProfiteeringThe SurgeVehicle ArmorFellow soldier’s deathRules of Engagement and Escalation of ForceFive seat belts modificationsMedals and AwardsDick measuring contestsRACISMNational Guard usageIt may be beneficial for my future career for you and Bob to refer to me as GItheJOE or JOE or GI or UTERUS SLAYER but not my Christian name.

You have a Christian name, Joe? And here I thought you had a FSM name.I am looking forward to your guest appearance this evening. And please try to be as specific as possible about any and all important details. Especially regarding the dick measuring contests.

SWEET!!!Thank you. The black helicopters have left and the NSA operator stopped listening to my phone calls.

Nah, Joe,We’re still listening. ;o)

Congratulations JOE! Good luck and have a great show………

Wait, Joe is a GDAB commenter, an Iraq vet, and a GDAB commenter? Burning the candle at both ends, aren’t we, Lieutenant?From the Department of Coinkydink, this week’s Drunken Soliloquy is also an All War Show. But mostly because I’m planning to personally invade Iowa and take all their awesome.

Elvis,Too late for Iowa. I’ve already been there.But you could try South Dakota.

Joe,I’d call in if i had time. Then I could give you some shit, but I’d also end up having to deal with Bob’s man-crush on me, and no one has time for that.

Go Joe.

My pastafarian name is TurboTurd®.