Kristol’s Got A Fever…

Posted on 04/26/2009 at 9:12 am by Bob Cesca

…And the only cure is more Cheney.

Bill Kristol wants Liz Cheney to run for president. Why? Because of her…

…boffo performance yesterday in the lefties’ den, MSNBC, defending sensible interrogation policies in the war on terror, surely puts her in contention for the runner-up position.

“Boffo performance” defending torture — sorry, “sensible interrogation policies” which military and intel experts are calling ineffectual torture techniques.

Has Bill Kristol ever been right about anything? He seriously believes that Americans would vote for another pro-torture Cheney. Maybe he’s just trying to keep his losing streak alive.

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  • http://rte148@yahoo.com joshua Wilson

    “Boffo”? Are you kidding me? Who the fuck uses this word anymore? No wonder the repubs can’t seem to connect with anyone who wasn’t taught sanskrit in 2nd grade.23 skidoo to you, Kristol.

  • Lexaburn

    William Kristol’s constant chattering would be more legit if he had perpetual pie splatter on his mug.I honestly have nothing more to say about this individual than that.

  • steve b

    I thought it would be more cow bell. Makes as much sense as anything else William ‘the bloody’ Kristol cries out.

  • JackDanieL

    Kristol is such a blubbering vagina. The epitome of pussy-dom and High Ruler of Doucheville

  • Lee B.

    ah, heck. Why not go all the way? Hitler/Vlad the Impaler ’12

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Boy, that Bill “If loving the Cheneys is wrong, I don’t wanna be right” Kristol is the cat’s pajamas! Voh-doh-dee-oh-doh!

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    And by the way, would the Republican party and the religious right vote for a lesbian?! Sure! Put her on the ticket! That makes total sense, Billy.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇ Silly Ratfaced Git ∇

    Mr. Kristol values the good liar. The only thing Liz Cheney did on MSNBC was tell one blatant lie after another. Anyone that paid even partial attention to the documents that were released was able to discern that everything she said was in direct conflict with the official documents that had been released. Noron never asked her “Are you saying that the documents that were released are incorrect?” as she should have.Also, Liz is a big fat coward. She refused to speak to anyone but Noron. Lawrence O’Donnell would have loved to have asked her some pointed questions, but Liz “The Gutless Coward like her Dad” Cheney would have none of that.In summary, Liz Cheney is a huge gutless coward and a monumental liar. I can see why she’d appeal to Kristol.Kristol is slime mold.

  • don’tlookbackinanger

    I hope Nora O’Donnell recieved hazard pay after her recent interview with that former “Deputized” Secretary of Hate.That was beyond weird, now this….behold the KristoL ball !Really, this caNNot be serious…wow the fringe has frayed.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Carl, Mary Cheney is the Lesbian. Liz is just yet another in the Eva Braun mold that makes Bill Kristol’s wiener very very happy. Both, however, are prime examples of the despotism these mental defectives love so much. He would love to see her run because she has tits, looks decent enough and more importantly, is the daughter of Dick Cheney, who also happens to make his wiener very very happy.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Carl, Mary Cheney is the Lesbian.

    Thanks for clearing that up, Nano. But still, she’s the SISTER of a lesbian. Surely that gay gene (excuse me, LIFESTYLE) rubbed off when they were growing up. /snark.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇ Silly Ratfaced Git ∇

    I wonder if Liz chose not to be gay at the same time she chose to be a lying sack of shit.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Git, I love you. That made me laugh OUT LOUD. :)