Prime Time Thread

Starting a new streak. BOOYAH!

I hesitated, Carl. I’m lost.

Apparently fucking with an old proverb is a thread killer?

Well, you know what they say, DP: Loose lips sink…something…

And a potched bot never woils.

He who laughs last probably had to have the joke explained……..

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Kyle, I got that very same fortune cookie. The one I really hate to get is “That wasn’t chicken.”…….

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t drive him to drink.

Don’t put all your chickens in one basket before they hatch.

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

A bird in the hand saves nine.

If the foo shits, wear it.

Feed a cold, breed contempt.

You can lead a whore to culture (horticulture?) but you can’t make her think.

Bite the hand that spites the face.

Lazy folks’ stomachs don’t get tired.

If at first you don’t succeed, there’s always Fail Blog.

Spare the rod, the heart grows fonder.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree unless the orchard is on a steep hill……

best. thread. ever.

Haste not makes want……

A fool and his money paints a thousand words.

paint?

Between a rock and a blue moon.Somebody make me stop.

hey, guys! I’m sure something happened in the political world today! Let us discuss it!

These kinds of threads gather no moss.

The turnip field don’t care which way you vote.

Man who have sex with women on ground have piece on earth.

Yeah, FUCKING PIRATES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK!!!FSM is very happy.

FUCK pirates. Ninjas are making a comeback, you just won’t see them until it’s too late. FSM bless.

We don’t have to name names after all, DP. Looks like the crowd’s all here with us.

i’m throwing tomatoes at all of you! =)

Ramen, brother kyle.

Ady,I am currently attending an Investment class and ready to get out. Bond Duration is a killer.

Good point, AL. And Manson stayed away.

When does Obama apologize to the Somalis?

Right after your mom stops sucking my cock.

Is this Bob’s Huffpo day?

Would that be your turkey baster or the carpet you munch?

Het GItheJoeAny chance that you were the vet that tore Rush Rimjob’s asshole ou?

President Obama returns this week from his whirlwind “It’s good to be me” tour through continental Europe and Asia. Many here stateside are beginning to whisper that Mr. Obama is the most arrogant leader this country has seen in a generation. He holds Americans and the Constitution in utter contempt.He fires private-sector CEOs, wages class warfare on taxpayers (the top 1 percent of income earners pay 40 percent of all federal income taxes, and the bottom 50 percent pay a minuscule 3 percent), and covets open-ended power to spend taxpayers’ money without check that would have made Gosplaners in the Soviet Union green with envy. He turns the Constitution on its head by describing the payment of taxes as a “patriotic duty” and staggering government spending as the beneficence of his band of Platonic Guardians. He has erased the vital distinction between public and private.Mr. Obama has taken Narcissus to a new level. He is mesmerized by his own words. He wields no delusions of his own grandeur. However, when he goes abroad he can’t be effacing enough for the bows and scraping to those luminaries around him. Remember the king of Saudi Arabia, to whom our president gave obeisance, is basically the leader of the Wahhabi branch of Islam. Bowing to this king signals submission to Islam. Indeed, “Islam” means “submission.” And in Saudi Arabia that means the suppression of Christianity or Judaism.

“Any chance that you were the vet that tore Rush Rimjob’s asshole ou?”No douche bag, that was a real vet, a former Marine. Not some drug addict Army bitch.

BobHow can Travis the dipshit change his name like this?

nope, hielo, the vet on Limbaugh was a Republican and GI is…incredibly not.Madam First Lady, I’d like you to square your idea that Obama is seen as the most arrogant leader this country has seen in a generation when his approval rating keeps rising.

Oh UIG, you and your silly facts again.

So now we have “Recon”…… a real, total, bad-to-the-bone army dickhead?

hielo, this guy mentioned learning to change his IP address. because I have the tech skill of a gnat, I don’t know if this is possible or not, but it means that no matter how much Bob blocks this motherfucker, he’ll keep comin’ back.

Hey, recunt, what have you got against CARPET MUNCHERS? Or are you more into HARD WOOD?

fe… the post was so lame, it had to be this Dipshit.

Pool’s been pissed in again. Somebody got some chlorine?

Sorry, DP et al. I have Potty Mouth tonight. I’ll clean the blood out of the pool tomorrow.

Travis!Where are you asswipe? Can you still post under your old stupid handle?

Oh Noes! Keith is putting proverbial eggs in proverbial baskets. He’s reading teh PTT again.

DP – How’s your back feeling?

Heh, Recunt. Jane, I ♥ you.

Some better, Skiba. Thanks for askin’.

My favorite is, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

Many here stateside are beginning to whisper that Mr. Obama is the most arrogant leader this country has seen in a generation.

No, not very many. The majority of Americans are very happy with the nation’s new leader.The retarded Christofascist Religious Right Wingnut 19% are the only unhappy ones. They don’t remember that when you lose an election, you no longer get to call the shots. Only fascists think that they get to run everything all the time in spite of how the people voted. This is not a fascist dictatorship anymore.You Lost the fucking election. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

A bitch in time saves nine moans.

Hi, WT. You dropped your e. (Am I like Monk and a shelf of off-kilter knickknacks?)

Nicely put, Git.

Thanks, DP. We all know how painful dropping one’s “e” can be.It has been corrected.

Agreed: nice smackdown, Git.

I hope you had anesthesia.

Bruce is on the quest for dingo cock.

I can’t wait for Lee and Bob and GItheJoe.

(knock on wood) Bob seems to have cleaned the turds out of the deep end.

(and let me add a thank you to that)

Chlorine has been applied. TY Bob.

Let’s see…North Korea launches a rocket despite Obama’s stern warnings, Somalis hijack an American chip and crew, the economy is in the drink, the US is no longer considered a superpower, our power grids have been hacked, and we are going to “cool” the atmosphere with a giant air conditioner….shit, Obama could be my redemption!

Let’s see…North Korea launches a rocket despite Obama’s stern warnings, Somalis hijack an American chip and crew, the economy is in the drink, the US is no longer considered a superpower, our power grids have been hacked, and we are going to “cool” the atmosphere with a giant air conditioner….shit, Obama could be my redemption!

Git,I am really excited. Nothing would give me more joy to skull drag the former Pres. and the flag waving yellow wrist band GOP congress that rubber stamped the war of choice but I may have to tone it down.

Goddamnit, I should have knocked on Real wood.

awe, you guys jinxed it!

Travis,Ummm…the stock market(S&P 500) is up 20% from March 6th. Sorry, asshole. We have this thing called Yahoo Finance that has charts and graphs that monitor this type of shit. So all your credibility is GONE. Stop with bullshit talking points. Yes, the market is down -2.39% today but that is called PROFIT TAKING so the market will be up tomorrow. BET ME ASSHOLE!!!Posted by: GItheJOE at April 7, 2009 9:02 PMI am good, real good. Must have been the GED and the Meth that did it.

Rachel Maddow Johnson is right! Norm Coleman is holding the Senate hostage! He’s a Senatorial Pirate…only…douchier. He’s Norm Coleman: Douche Pirate!

Myst, that’s kind of insulting to pirates.And douches.

“Nothing would give me more joy to skull drag the former Pres. and the flag waving yellow wrist band GOP congress that rubber stamped the war of choice but I may have to tone it down. “Here’s a history lesson douchebag. Murtha,Kerry, Edwards, and Biden and most Democrats voted for the Iraq War. BTW, the Army isn’t a welfare ride for delinquents. When you join you might actually be called to duty. Its your fucking job.

We did, fe.Our chips have been hijacked?

Bruce, why don’t you go find a wallaby to molest.

Yeah, Joe. You might actually have to, I dunno, GO TO IRAQ.Oh, that’s right, you did.Maybe someone should STFU?

twice, no less, SOIG.

Harley Rider,Did you know that in 1983 Harley Davidson was going bankrupt and used their last dollars to LOBBY Congress. Their LOBBYING allowed Congress to put a tariff on the QUALITY Japanese motorcycles beating the shit out of Harley. So the tariff went into effect. Japan responded by taking Harley EXECUTIVES to Japan and TEACHING them how to make a QUALITY motorcycle until the tariff was lifted. So your patriotism via motorcycle is still buying JAP CRAP. I will continue to buy straight from the source. LIKE MY DRUGS. READ A BOOK!!!!

Bruce,Why has every vet from Iraq that I have spoken to in person (more than a dozen) all said the same thing?That thing they said is “The Iraq War should be called the “Iraq MegaClusterFuck”™ because it is far and away the biggest clusterfuck in the history of clusterfucks.The alternate name is Iraq MegaCharlieFoxtrot™The BushCo criminal conspiracy to subvert the constitution is the worst thing to every happen to this country after the civil war. The BushCo administration is the most incompetent government in U.S. history.

Yes, you are right about those Democratic Senators. I am upset with them for having the courage to vote like Republicans.

CALLING!!!

radio thread! run away!

&trade