Prime Time Thread

I’m back, Baby! Happy Friday night threading to you all!

damn, one lousy minute and it would have been all mine

hey BC? I was reading Armadillo earlier and I don’t have all the lingo down yet…what is DFH?

Teleprompter, teleprompter on the wallWho in this land is the greatest orator of all?You sir, are good it is trueBut that Rush Limbaugh is stillA thousand times greater than you

@snowhiteYou’re still going on about the teleprompter thing?

Lush Rimjob the oxycontin whore? Great public speaker? He’s an ignorant twatwaffle. Ihaven’t listened to him in ages because he’s worthless. I can get cherry picked facts and propaganda easier from Fixed News.What’s it with you douchebags and teleprompters? You do know that every president since Carter has used teleprompters don’t you?Stupid trolls.You should see the peeance freeance YouTube clip of W the faux texan faux rancher faux president.

Damn, Snow White.I’d respond, but my teleprompter is on the fritz.

Vera – Dirty Fucking Hippies.

HAHAAH!! Looks like Snow White got fucked in the ass by too many Republican dwarves.

thanks BC….now I feel stupid I didn’t get it he said it in a few posts when you were in PA.

I really believe bad things are going to come out of this teabagging. Someone is going to get hurt. Police will come and than the entire fatalist community will really cling to their guns and take to the streets.LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!

I henceforth nominate “I really believe bad things are going to come out of this teabagging.” to be the best thing Joe has ever said.

Don’t forget to set your recording apparatus to Bill Maher tonight. Guests: Ron Haward and Gore Vidal.

GI, Elvis if you are here, and any of the other Veterans or members of the military.. this is for you.. I posted this today and want to share it with you.. Thank You!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8RrakG_-lU&feature=player_embedded

That would be Ron Howard.

Annette,Thanks! That was pretty good.

“I really believe bad things are going to come out of this teabagging. Someone is going to get hurt.”Why, are there that many people with uncontrollable bite syndrome?

Aren’t DFH’s a thing of the past?Didn’t most of them go corporate a long time ago, ala Dennis Hopper?

You are most welcome.. but you don’t have to thank me.. I am thanking YOU…

Yes, but the DFH moniker still tanslates to us America hatin’ lib-ruls.

You aren’t old enough to be real a DFH, Carl!

Adding: I am!

No, not old enough. Missed it by a generation.

Carl,No problem. You can be a DFH by proxy!Here’s a pretty cool video on the subject.

Bwa Ha Ha!!!! Hijacked by Somali “pirates” !!! Bwa Ha Ha!!!! All 4 of ‘em! And thay wants to open a can of whup ass on our Navy!!!Barry is a bigger douche bag than me already, and it ain’t even 100 days yet!!! That’s why I liked him, I had me some high hopes that there would be someone worse than I was.Well, I guess thats what you get fer crawlin’ around Europe apologizin’ and what not.

I’m a CFH (clean) and a FTH (fucking tree hugger). I’m also a member of PETA (People who Eat Tasty Animals) the ACLU and EFF.The Republican bitches can blow me.Did I mention that Iam an atheist as well as a socialist.I am in ur country rotting ur kidz mindz.Happy Good Friday to all the Christians out there.

Dear Americans,Give us 3 million dollars, a playstation 3, and some white girls wit de big booty like de Kim Kardashian and we giv you back de white man who drive de big boat.

ah, yes, Troll, I love how you laugh at the notion of people getting killed. He never apologized in Europe, he said that the US and the European countries should learn to work together (just like how Bush worked with the Saudis!).And it’s President Obama.

Barry is a laughable joke. The Turks had a good laugh, the Iranians are having a better laugh as they prepare for the final stages of enriched uranium, and the North Koreans are throwing up laughing as the Affirmative Action Baby as he promised “tough repercussions” if they dared launch a rocket.WWBD? What will Barry do when the Jew boys in Israel strike Iran?

I guess the Troll missed the memo that the Germans withheld Iran nuclear development intel from us because they thought that Bush was a nutsack that would go off the handle and invade like he did to Iraq. They are sharing that intel with us now that they have meet Obama and realize he is not a lunatic fake Texas cowboy and can be trusted to do intelligent things with the intel exactly unlike the previous bunch of insane clowns.Also the Russians were prepared to negotiate with Iran over their nuclear program but backed away when Bush and Cheney insulted them by blowing off the Russian’s advances.<snark> Yeah, Bush and Cheney did a great job keeping us safe. </snark> Keep telling yourselves that wrong wingers.

Yea…oh sure!!! Keep drinking the Kool Aid dick sucker. AAB (Affirmative Action Baby) got the usual back door kick in the ass from the Germans. Great committment on NATO troops…all 7 of them from Deutschland or as the USA is now known DoucheLand.Glad to know that our mighty Navy is “watching” the captain held hostage trying to swim for his freedom.We may as well send a troop of boyscouts without armor and armed with slingshots into Mogadishu now. Lets see if we can sacrifice more US soldiers than Bill Clinton.

If they want to disrespect the president, let’s pay disrespect the Republican congress. It’s gotten much harder since they disrespect themselves on a daily basis like releasing budget plans that don’t contain any budget plan and then releasing a pathetic plan on April Fools Day. They are, in fact, a bunch of fools.I’ll start with the senate MINORITY leader the honorable Mitch McCunthead an incredible piece of work he is. A real backwoods Kentucky hick that backstabbed his way to the big time in D.C.

Lets see if we can sacrifice more US soldiers than Bill Clinton.

What a fucking joke. Who’s drinking the Kool-Aid now, asshole? It’s wingnuts like you that make me hate the Republican party. Sort of like arrogant Yankees fans who think they know everything but don’t know shit make me hate the Yankees.Time for you to learn some actual history instead of the revisionist bullshit that Turdblossom and The Drug Addicted Child Molester vomit out on a reguar basis.So long, douchebag. Enjoy laughing at the hostage’s expense like you did in 1979… oh, wait, you probably weren’t even born yet.

What was the Iraq body count again? ~4,500 that they admit to (they don’t count the ones that they ship to Germany and get there alive, even if they die the next day.The Iraq war was a totally unneccessary invasion and occupation of a foriegn sovereign nation. It sounds like 4,500 dead are a farlarger sacrifice for no real reason then any deaths under a democratic president recently.Republicans have a totally dishonest method of picking and choosing which facts to use and which to ignore. The intellectual dishonesty is appalling. This is probably why they don’t grok the climate crisis. People that think the way they do just can’t do science.

Carl, Git-I know it’s hard, but don’t take the bait.It only encourages them.

Oh, so their giving us their intel now because they love Obama so much…talk about them telling you just want you want to hear, and you guys fall for it hook line and sinker. Just like those complete idiots that went to Cuba, and got totally duped by Castro, just because he said he was interested in Martin Luther King. What morons. So, where’s the response to N. Korea? Just going to let them keep going and going, until at some point they finally get it done? Going to let Iran nuke up, and watch Israel attack first to protect themselves? We can’t even get a a proper response on the Somali Pirates, too fuckin scared to even stand up to them. Even the French went to rescue their hostages today, 4 people lost, including a hostage. The fuckin French now have more balls than us. You guys worry about all the stupid crap about Beck et.all and there are real groups out there that want to kill every last one of us, especially you liberals, oh, they would love to get their hands on you liberals, for sure. Maybe you should think of it this way…nuclear war will make global warming worse. Oh, and I’m sure you could find a way to tax it too. Now we’ll get some action.

There is no point in arguing with stupidity.Damn, but it’s hard to resist.

And here is the Sec. of State Clinton laughing at the time of the hostage taking by the Somali Pirates. Yeah, real funny to the families of the victims. Now really, be honest here, if this would have be GW Bush you would have tore him apart.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

Dear Troll,There is only one reaonable response to your posts.

WolfeI apologize and bow to you.That help???

Oh man…Bowing. Good one. Cos…of… Nope. Not funny. How is it that trolls are never funny?

Hahaha…TEA party= taxed enough already. Well, at least they’re sort of picking a thing to be about. Lay on, Teabaggers!

FUCK YEAH!!!I am a troll trashing combative liberal motherfucker.In no way have I fucked my own mother but every troll should really call your mom tomorrow. Her hip is going to be out of place.GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

That’s because we are all drooling foreheads that write with crayons. And that’s why I’m gonna need Biden’s smart meter to know what to do. Otherwise I’d be lost without you guys. What’s that website number again??

“Her hip is going to be out of place.”That’s because your party has picked her wallet clean.

Sounds like you like a sack lunch every so often.

>>That’s because your party has picked her wallet clean.No, it is because I put my Irish Wang into her dusty ancient vagina, thus breaking her hip.FUCK OFF!Oh…I did get a $20 out of her wallet. Do you want your birthday present now or later? I will mail it to you.Adding…THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION destroyed her IRA, or that was what she told me during her multiple orgasms, because the stock market fell 55%.So picking her pocket wasn’t really worth it. Hope you diversified your portfolio because momma doesn’t have shit anymore.

RockandTroll…the more you comment, the more I love you. Better protect your tea bags, if you have any. There’s no telling what I might do.

Troll:Bowing is good.Perhaps a little scraping is in order as well.I will not waste my time arguing with you.Why? Just because, that’s why.

FYIJon Stewart on Letterman

“Adding…THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION destroyed her IRA, or that was what she told me during her multiple orgasms, because the stock market fell 55%.”Hey needle dick, she faked it, cause just like your party, the “stimulus” you gave wasn’t worth a shit.(Hint if they are talking IRA’s during sex that’s not a good sign)

Joe, that was totally hilarious. Only you would give investment advice at the end of such a profane comment. Damn.

Wolfe,Aw come on, I’ve got 15 or 20 minutes before Glen Beck is on. I’ve got the time.

Nah, Troll.You’ll need that time to go get your rubber pants on before Glenn Beck starts.

CockandTroll,She wasn’t faking it. MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!! I know you have never experienced this before but it is the satisfaction your wife gets while fucking another man(ME). Nothing is sexier than IRA discussions during sex. How else you get them to love you? Money is the way to the G-spot for most women or at least your mom and wife. FUCK OFF!!!Oh…GE is a great stock tell momma for me.

VeraLynn, thanks for the Letterman/Stewart reminder I missed it the first time it aired. Have the storms passed up your way? It was scary south of the big peach butt, but I went out for a couple of drinks anyway.Uh oh, RockandTroll, I believe you just stepped in it over your head with Joe.

Wolfe Tone,I just skimmed through your blog, and your writing style is fantastic. Keep up the good work.

Hey, I’m all set. Got my guns right here, rubber pants on, Rush Limbaugh CD’s, gay bashing signs, lights are all on, SUV gassed up, teabags, Make War not Love book, I’m all set.

Y’all have me laughing hysterically. The only thing missing is SillyGit…Money is the way to a woman’s G-Spot? Oh dear god, LOL!

Thanks, Redmond. I’m new to blogging, and like me, it’s a work in progress.

GINo, when they are unconscious and unwilling it doesn’t count, despite what your attorney says.

@Adyyep we had some loud noises up here too. I think it should be gone in a little while.Glad you got home safe.

why is the time delay back? I finally get my computer to acting like a computer again and then the time delay is back….or is it just me and I don’t have my computer back?

Wow!!!I didn’t know there were so many TROLLS that were so damn sensitive!!!I’m sorry, if you’re gonna wave your tiny ass cock out in public, you are gonna get called out on it!!!

>>Hey, I’m all set. Got my guns right here, rubber pants on, Rush Limbaugh CD’s, gay bashing signs, lights are all on, SUV gassed up, teabags, Make War not Love book, I’m all set.>>Got my guns right hereSo do I, want you packin partner? I gots a .45 and SOCOM 16>>rubber pants onNo rubber pants, but I am still wearing the rubber from fucking you mom and wife. Sorry.>>Rush Limbaugh CD’sI also have some hate! I have the audio edition of every public speaking engagement of the former VP.>>gay bashing signsNope, all I have are my “Pick and Choose” signs and the chapter of Leviticus.>>SUV gassed upNope, I just walked down to the gas station and shot $50 worth of high test on the ground instead.>>teabagsAsk mom about this.>>Make War not Love bookNope, I fucked your mom and jerked off to your wife’s fat ass on my last deployment to Iraq.

@VeraLynn, it got pretty violent down here. I was in and out of the laundry room for several hours. Yikes.Ask your mom about the tea bags. AHAHAHAHAHA! I prefer Apple Spice tea bags myself.Bono’s singing on Letterman now.

That is how you deal with a troll. Get fucking drunk and hammer them with mom jokes. Good night sweet PTT.

GI-Your starting to sound kinda normal, maybe we could hang sometime. I’ll bring my wife, cause your right, her ass is getting kinda fat.

Speaking on behalf of your wife’s fat ass, you’d better take that remark back, my friend. That’s not a very respectful thing to say about her ass…

Sorry I missed the festivities. Too many conversations on too many threads and I never got back here until now.Feed the bots.Alex Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Joe Scarborough is Mika’s merkin.Karl “Turd-blossom” Rove is merkin Adhesive.Madoff had a merkin. Who knew?Bill’O the Loofa Clown says that he’s not an ideologue, he’s a fact based opinion maker. I wonder what universe his ‘facts’ are based on. It’s certainly not ours.Ten tiny tenacious teabaggers torqued their togas into twisty tangles while twirling teabags during their tax tumult.

I love fat asses.But that’s me.

i haven’t read this thread and have no idea what this troll was saying it, but you have to admit to call yourself “rockandtroll” is pretty damn funny! keke…