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  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    sad that I have no life huh? lol

  • Nanotyrannus

    Ok I’ll get us started:I would like to personally thank George Bush for keeping me safe for seven years and believe that what he di-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHGAGAGAGAAGGSDHCUDFIURUIGKFMV GACK!!

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    hey nanoyou seen this?

  • Nanotyrannus

    Yes. I love the way he is nailing it right on the head, that we are compelled to do something about what was done regardless of which political party was involved. I loves the Glenn.That’s what I meant today about our leadership being an Epic Fail. They have been doing this from the beginning, covering for and ignoring the abuses of the Bush administration and now they want to continue to do it.On a slightly different topic, I’m encouraged to see that Obama is going to use budget reconciliation to get around the Republicans and the Blue Dog “Dems” like Nelson to get a few things done.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    Why am I only hearing detailed info on the illegal actions by the previous administration on KO and Rachel?yeah I now, but it felt good to type it out

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    adding: I wonder if Keifer is rethinking his decision to make “24″

  • ceu

    is anyone listening to KO & Fineman?? Jesus.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    I think Alter is correct. Cheney is waiting for another attack. Like Ady said a while ago, he wants one for political gain.He was a Vice President of the United States of America.You can tell me, am I living in an alternate reality?

  • ceu

    ooops – not Fineman. Alter.

  • DownLowBrutha

    In March 2008, Kwame Kilpatrick was charged with eight felonies, including perjury and obstruction of justice. In August, he violated his bail agreement and was thrown in jail. His actions were deplorable for anybody, but Kilpatrick was no Average Joe–he was the mayor of Detroit.Unfortunately for the Motor City, Kilpatrick, 38, is just one ripple in the area’s sea of crime. Detroit is the worst offender on our list of America’s most dangerous cities, thanks to a staggering rate of 1,220 violent crimes committed per 100,000 people.More from Forbes.com:• In Depth: America’s Most Dangerous Cities• World’s Most Dangerous Countries• The World’s Most Dangerous Waters”Detroit has, historically, been one of the more violent cities in the U.S.,” says Megan Wolfram, an analyst at iJet Intelligent Risk Systems, a Maryland-based risk-assessment firm. “They have a number of local crime syndicates there–a number of small gangs who tend to compete over territory.”Detroit was followed closely on the list by the greater Memphis, Tenn., and Miami, Fla., metropolitan areas. Those three were the only large cities in America with more than 950 violent crimes committed per 100,000 people.Behind the NumbersTo determine our list, we used violent crime statistics from the FBI’s latest uniform crime report, issued in 2008. The violent crime category is composed of four offenses: murder and non-negligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery and aggravated assault. We evaluated U.S. metropolitan statistical areas–geographic entities defined by the U.S. Office of Management and Budget for use by federal agencies in collecting, tabulating and publishing federal statistics–with more than 500,000 residents.More from Yahoo! Finance:• Signs of Life From the Real Estate Market• Home Sweet Equity Line• 10 Best and 10 Worst U.S. Housing Markets——————————————————————————–Visit the Real Estate CenterThough nationwide crime was down 3.5% year over year in the first six months of 2008, the cities atop our list illustrate a disturbing trend: All 10 of the most dangerous cities were among those identified by the Department of Justice as transit points for Mexican drug cartels.Hell-O my Bitches!!!Now wat de fuk does De-Troit, MyAmi., and MumphMyAss (Memphis fo’you wite kkkkrackras) has in common?Lots and LOTs of people of color. But its all kool. Its all kool. Long as you wit bithces live in Minysota, Mayne, and places where bruthas like myself don’t go.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Why is a memo required to know wether or not torture is right or wrong? Even if you get a memo saying it is right, it is still wrong.I think im gonna be sick. GOP, the family values and morales party? Fuck you

  • Sam

    It is due time for universal health care damn it!!! Yes, it is time. Ted Kennedy was right!!!Universal health care will ensure that all of the uninsured will have EQUAL access to health care, just like Mr Kennedy says!So when your 82 year old grandmother has a brain tumor in Nebraska you can fly her to Duke Univeristy for brain surgery on a private jet.

  • ShephardSmith

    Hi Guys!!!Its Shephard Smith!!! Yes, the small…very small Jewish boy with an Irish nose job at Fox News!!!I won’t stand for torture!!! Tee hee (good sound bite huh? I have to compete with the crackhead Mormon Glen Beck so I have to get crazy)Yes, we AmeriKKKans do not torture!!! NEVER!!!We just abduct and murder Native Americans and put them on concentration camps called reservations. We abduct Africans from their homeland and shove them onto slave ships and toss the weak and infirm overboard to the sharks.We then procedd to denigrate and brainwash these same Africans into believing that they are not equal, if being considered a homo sapien is worthwhile.We support Israel, the Nazi regime of the 21st century as they commit genocide in Gaza.How are my ratings? I am on YouTube!!! Yee haw!!!! Cash Money!!!!

  • ceu

    fuck off, asshole. This is a serious subject and you’re a dick.

  • Nanotyrannus

    Many Democrats after 9/11 stood behind President Bush. Even Al Gore, the Real President, gave support.If we have another 9/11, I firmly believe all we’ll get from the Cheney’s is a bleak “I told you so.”

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    Oh nano you are silly. It won’t be just Cheney, it will be the entire wrong wing. They will probably march on Washington with their guns and bible’s.

  • Alex

    ShephardSmith = aussie douchebag

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    Alex, we must be nicer than we thought, he/she keeps coming back.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    Bob,You have to block some of these morons.I can feel brain cells dying every time I read one of their posts.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    side note:when will the wrong wing quit projecting?

  • HippieCrit

    What do I do with my candle, dude? This is the same candle that I held for the vigil of 9/11 victims back in 2001.I haven’t used it since. What the hell did I ever buy it for? A whole buck twentyfive, about as much as I get per half hour on my disability.Maybe I should hang on to it as the chimp in chief is busy with a witch hunt as Pakistan’s nukes fall into the hands of the Taliban.

  • Kat

    I’ve got some ideas about what you can do with your candle, dude….

  • HippieCrit

    Shiver me timbers Wolfe Tone, you Mensa superstar, you 1600 SAT machine!So whats up with the polar bear hunting tours in Alaska big boy? Isn’t it great that Alaska, the sewer that collects $11.25 for every dollar in federal tax money that it pays? (Thank you New Yorkers).Leave the polar bears and the wolves and the seals fucking alone. White Fang was long ago.

  • Alex

    Kat, preferably lit….

  • Nanotyrannus

    I miss TypeKey…

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    Did I just hear Col. Wilkerson say Cheney is a coward?!! I am beginning to love that guy.

  • ceu

    KO & Rachel are fighting the good fight.I want every freaking member of BushCo in jail – including the damn cleaning lady

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    amen ceu

  • jane

    >>Isn’t it great that Alaska…?This is known as a sentence fragment, kids.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    I rest my case.Bob?

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    Oh, Hippie-How ARE things in Indiana?

  • dontpanic23

    I take back every bad thing I said about Typewad. Typekeypadfucker. Whatever.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Maybe I should hang on to it as the chimp in chief is busy with a witch hunt as Pakistan’s nukes fall into the hands of the Taliban.

    Hmmm… the chimp in chief… what have I heard that before? These sad, little trolls can’t even come up with anything original.

  • jane

    >>Maybe I should hang on to it as the chimp in chief is busy with a witch hunt as Pakistan’s nukes fall into the hands of the Taliban.If there’s a witch hunt, someone ought to tell Glenzilla- he’ll be happy.Also, I thought the talking point was that Obama is BAD for sending in predator drones to Pakistan? (As opposed to fighting terrorists over there?

  • jane

    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY END PARENTHESIS???

  • dontpanic23

    Carl. You’ve been quiet lately. Here and on Twitter.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Hi DP – I was tweeting a bit yesterday. Just put up a post – read it and you’ll understand why.

  • dontpanic23

    Jane, I just borrowed it. Sorry.)On the way, Carl.

  • AJ99

    Let’s see how deep the rabbit hole goes…..From Glen Greenwaldhttp://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/12/09/democrats/From Glen Greenwaldhttp://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/12/09/democrats/The Washington Post reports today that the Bush administration, beginning in 2002, repeatedly briefed leading Congressional Democrats on the Senate and House Intelligence Committees — including, at various times, Jay Rockefeller, Nancy Pelosi, and Jane Harman — regarding the CIA’s “enhanced interrogation methods,” including details about waterboarding and other torture measures. With one exception (Harman, who vaguely claims to have sent a letter to the CIA), these lawmakers not only failed to object to these policies, but affirmatively supported them.And efforts to apologize for what these Congressional Democrats have done by claiming that they “were virtually helpless to respond,” or suggesting that knowingly inconsequential expressions of private protest are somehow noble, are counter-productive. Why excuse or apologize for the profound failure of those who seek leadership positions on the Intelligence Committee — who, after all, are being briefed PRECISELY BECAUSE THEY ARE EXPECTED TO ACT WHEN THEY LEARN OF ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR — when they abdicate their responsibilities? That only encourages such malfeasance to continue.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    DP-feeling better?

  • Nanotyrannus

    Did you see Lawrence O’Donnell last night and what he said about the Cheney/Hannitys? Pretty much the same thing. He said that they endorse and favor torture as a method of extracting information because they know that under the same circumstances they would fold easily and give up everything they know. He called them weak and soft. Of course, he included himself in that category. He hammered the shit out of the Cheneys, pointing out how none of them have ever bothered to be brave enough to put their lives on the line in the military. It was Goddamn Awesome.

  • jane

    Hey AJ, if you were paying attention, you might have noticed that Glenzilla was linked up thread.Or you might not.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Vera -You can’t deny them their projection. It’s their only expertise. They have been flawlessly and skillfully using projection for several decades.If you take away their projection, they are nothing. They absolutely suck at everything else. They have zero credibility on any issue the nation currently faces.Republican Motto: I am a human being, everyone else is a freeloader.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    Huh.The troll quieted down when I asked him about where he lives.Gotta go, have a good evening, all.

  • dontpanic23

    Doing better, Vera. *must ignore weeds*The O’Donnell blast last night was powerful, Nano.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Does anyone else follow GottaLaff on Twitter? I love her, but MAN I’ll check my web page and have 20 or 30 of her tweets in a row! Sorry Laffy, I had to drop you.

  • ceu

    yeah, AJ, it’s the Dem’s fault for not objecting strenuously enough – ’cause doing so might have changed the minds of the people who already KNEW that waterboarding is torture & that torture is illegal and did it anyway!Or were you thinking that those of us opposed to the former adminstration’s breaking the law & acting in an immoral, unethical, totally conscienceless manner would change our minds because some asshole claims that the Dems knew?And, just to clear up the misconception you have, they weren’t expected or allowed to do anything when briefed. Talk to no one & don’t even take notes.but good luck with that ridiculous argument anyway. It’s pretty much all ya got…

  • jane

    Hi Fellow Douche Bags,I am a useless idiot and I desperately desire a free and wonderful world, like the one that exists in Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, and India where women are stoned to death for not obeying the law or their uselsess husbands and use brackets and parentheses and commas with wild abandon (hey, I told you that I was useless).Or maybe a wonderful socialist country like Venezuela, where women are injected with silicone, cut, plastered, and adored as sex objects and sold as such by the great Latino male. Hey, Venezuela is number one in the total number of Miss Universe winners and second in oil production, so they must be doing something right.Heck, lets go all the way to the utopia on earth…China!!!! The toilet that aborts female fetuses, dumps baby girls on the side of the road, and skins animals alive and has the most polluted real estate per square inch on the planet.How about Russia, Serbia, Hungary and all of the eastern European traders of sex slaves.Where was I?Oh yeah….damn that Cheney!He was SO evil!!!

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Nano -I saw that bit that Lawrence O’Donnell did. It was beautiful. O’Donnell has been kicking ass recently.ceu -I think that many in the BushCo criminal conspiracy belong in prison for a very long time.AJ99 -Your source is a liar. Nancy Pelosi stated quite plainly that she was never briefed on waterboarding. I’ll believe Nancy. Since the person making the statement you quote was part of the criminal conspiracy I consider their word to be less than reliable.Your information is less than reliable. We don’t need you to provide us with defective information that we have already rejected for being unreliable.

  • ceu

    I agree with the troll on something. He/she/it IS a useless idiot.

  • jane

    Huh? Oh, YEAH, fuck women! Stone ‘em to death!Wait. AND men. Stone them to death too.Really, not finding much on which to disagree with the faux pas non grata above.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Who’s talking about getting stoned?

  • HippieCrit

    >The troll quieted down when I asked him about where he lives.

  • fe

    something tells me that that was not actually Jane.

  • ceu

    he asked how things were in indiana? How can that be a threat – unless he said he was going to send you there…

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    If I agree that dems knew about this, they should be prosecuted right alongside the repugs. But until I find out everything regarding those briefings, I will take the word of the dems who were there.I would also add that the dems on the intelligence committee’s were in the minority and had no real power to do anything without committing treason.Now, having said all that–torture is and has been illegal in this country since 1947. The year may be wrong, but it was after WWII.Anyone who participated in creating the environment that resulted in these acts ought to be held accountable, ethically, morally and legally.Anyone who thinks this is justified in ANY situation or for ANY reason is an idiot twatwaffle. ( I know redundant, but I liked it :) )

  • dontpanic23

    Carl, I had to do the same with several who did the dozen-tweets. I couldn’t see anyone else there, especially when two of them would do it in the same time frame. I’m considering ditching the Onion and god for the same reason. They run at about half that or a bit more.

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    You reckon, UIG?

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Ignore the noise. Their intent is prevent us from discussing the fact that the previous administration was a criminal conspiracy dedicated to the PNAC plan to raid the treasury and use the government apparatus to castrate their political opponents. They were so confident of their grip on power, that they made many mistakes which left plenty to investigate.BushCo was a criminal conspiracy. I plan to state this every day until justice is done.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    fe -That was not jane.I took action to make masquerading as me more difficult. So far it is working.

  • HippieCrit

    I guess Wolfe Tone was ashamed of his state’s environmental record and ran off.So you libs think that Mancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Jack Murtha are more honest than RepubliKKKans?And Ted Kennedy? The coward that left a pregnant woman to drown?Its time for a revolution but no one has the guts

  • ceu

    Elizabeth Warren interview & Howard Dean on the panel on Maher tonight

  • GunsNRoses

    POTUS would be making a big mistake, just like Napolitano.He is dividing the country rather than unifying it and he and the left will lose

  • ceu

    We won, remember?

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    Oh! PussyCrit got his one friend Toy guns to come out and play.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    So you libs think that Mancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Jack Murtha are more honest than RepubliKKKans?And Ted Kennedy? The coward that left a pregnant woman to drown?

    Answer: Yes. By a country mile.

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    Maybe if someone intimidates us random commenters into thinking it would be a bad thing for Obama’s administration to investigate war crimes…Yeah, no, fuck it.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    So has anybody chatted with Bob about the incessant trollishness and their co-opting of our handles? I thought about emailing him but I’m sure he’s aware of what goes on in the comments.I had sort of an epiphany or some such craziness last night and it concerns Cheney. I feel like he and his evil offspring are suddenly on the airwaves trying as hard as they can to keep us distracted. I feel as if we are very near something he does not want revealed. They keep trying to center the conversation on the semantics of what they did. A useless exercise since torture is clearly defined in statute and law and you can’t just call it something else. It is a complete distraction. He wants us debating whether or not it worked, how they saved lives. I just feel like he is frantically jumping up and down screaming “Over here! Over here!” because we’re about to stumble onto the shallow grave of some truly heinous act.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    He is dividing the country rather than unifying it and he and the left will lose

    Divide? Yes. 60/40 split. Lose? Not likely. We have the 60. Last I checked, that was a majority.

  • TravisTheChimp

    Yes, you did win….67 million to 62 million. Now alot by any means and especially given the doofs from representing the GOP.

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    Well that explains a LOT.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Enforcing the law is always the right thing to do.The only people that think otherwise are criminals.I want to see who the lawless scum are that need to be rounded up. This will work well for that purpose.We are not going to kiss the ass of the radical lunatic Republican party. They are a minority of our populous and they are getting smaller every day. How do you explain POTUS’s 60% approval rating if he is dividing the nation so horribly?The only thing happening right now is the Republican party continuing a path to marginalize themselves and make them a bunch of losers for ever.Keep doing what you are doing republicans. You have already driven away all of your moderate pary members and you doing a great job of driving off conservatives.Pretty soon you’ll be the party of rascist white southern men and the Christofascists.The Republican Party has ZERO CREDIBILITY on any issue.

  • HugoChavez

    Hey el Presidente! Welcome to Latin America!!!Please make sure that you defecate in the drinking water and wear your dung ladedn shoes before coming in!!Areeebbbbaaaaa!!!! La cooka ra cha!!!!!MEXICO CITY – A unique strain of swine flu is the suspected killer of dozens of people in Mexico, where authorities closed schools, museums, libraries and theaters in the capital on Friday to try to contain an outbreak that has spurred concerns of a global flu epidemic.The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before — also sickened at least eight people in Texas and California, though there have been no deaths in the U.S.”We are very, very concerned,” World Health Organization spokesman Thomas Abraham said. “We have what appears to be a novel virus and it has spread from human to human … It’s all hands on deck at the moment.”The outbreak caused alarm in Mexico, where more than 1,000 people have been sickened. Residents of the capital donned surgical masks and authorities ordered the most sweeping shutdown of public gathering places in a quarter century. President Felipe Calderon met with his Cabinet Friday to coordinate Mexico’s response.The WHO was convening an expert panel to consider whether to raise the pandemic alert level or issue travel advisories.It might already be too late to contain the outbreak, a prominent U.S. pandemic flu expert said late Friday.Given how quickly flu can spread around the globe, if these are the first signs of a pandemic, then there are probably cases incubating around the world already, said Dr. Michael Osterholm at the University of Minnesota.In Mexico City, “literally hundreds and thousands of travelers come in and out every day,” Osterholm said. “You’d have to believe there’s been more unrecognized transmission that’s occurred.”There is no vaccine that specifically protects against swine flu, and it was unclear how much protection current human flu vaccines might offer. A “seed stock” genetically matched to the new swine flu virus has been created by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control, said Dr. Richard Besser, the agency’s acting director. If the government decides vaccine production is necessary, manufacturers would need that stock to get started.Authorities in Mexico urged people to avoid hospitals unless they had a medical emergency, since hospitals are centers of infection. They also said Mexicans should refrain from customary greetings such as shaking hands or kissing cheeks. At Mexico City’s international airport, passengers were questioned to try to prevent anyone with flu symptoms from boarding airplanes and spreading the disease.Epidemiologists are particularly concerned because the only fatalities so far were in young people and adults.The eight U.S. victims recovered from symptoms that were like those of the regular flu, mostly fever, cough and sore throat, though some also experienced vomiting and diarrhea.U.S. health officials announced an outbreak notice to travelers, urging caution and frequent handwashing, but stopping short of telling Americans to avoid Mexico.Mexico’s Health Secretary Jose Angel Cordoba said 68 people have died of flu and the new swine flu strain had been confirmed in 20 of those deaths. At least 1,004 people nationwide were sick from the suspected flu, he said.The geographical spread of the outbreaks also concerned the WHO — while 13 of the 20 deaths were in Mexico City, the rest were spread across Mexico — four in central San Luis Potosi, two up near the U.S. border in Baja California, and one in southern Oaxaca state.Scientists have long been concerned that a new flu virus could launch a worldwide pandemic of a killer disease. A new virus could evolve when different flu viruses infect a pig, a person or a bird, mingling their genetic material. The resulting hybrid could spread quickly because people would have no natural defenses against it.Still, flu experts were concerned but not alarmed about the latest outbreak.”We’ve seen swine influenza in humans over the past several years, and in most cases, it’s come from direct pig contact. This seems to be different,” said Dr. Arnold Monto, a flu expert with the University of Michigan.”I think we need to be careful and not apprehensive, but certainly paying attention to new developments as they proceed.”The CDC says two flu drugs, Tamiflu and Relenza, seem effective against the new strain. Roche, the maker of Tamiflu, said the company is prepared to immediately deploy a stockpile of the drug if requested.Both drugs must be taken early, within a few days of the onset of symptoms, to be most effective.Cordoba said Mexico has enough Tamiflu to treat 1 million people, but the medicine will be strictly controlled and handed out only by doctors.Mexico’s government had maintained until late Thursday that there was nothing unusual about the flu cases, although this year’s flu season had been worse and longer than past years.The sudden turnaround by public health officials angered many Mexicans.”They could have stopped it in time,” said Araceli Cruz, 24, a university student who emerged from the subway wearing a surgical mask. “Now they’ve let it spread to other people.”The city was handing out free surgical masks to passengers on buses and the subway system, which carries 5 million people each day. Government workers were ordered to wear the masks, and authorities urged residents to stay home from work if they felt ill.Closing schools across Mexico’s capital of 20 million kept 6.1 million students home, as well as thousands of university students. All state and city-run cultural activities were suspended, including libraries, state-run theaters, and at least 14 museums. Private athletic clubs closed down and soccer leagues were considering canceling weekend games.The closures were the first citywide shutdown of public gathering places since thousands died in the devastating 1985 earthquake.Mexico’s response brought to mind other major outbreaks, such as when SARS hit Asia. At its peak in 2003, Beijing shuttered schools, cinemas and restaurants, and thousands of people were quarantined at home.In March 2008, Hong Kong ordered more than a half-million students to stay home for two weeks because of a flu outbreak. It was the first such closure in Hong Kong since the outbreak of SARS, or severe acute respiratory syndrome.”It’s great they are taking precautions,” said Lillian Molina, a teacher at the Montessori’s World preschool in Mexico City, who scrubbed down empty classrooms with Clorox, soap and Lysol between fielding calls from worried parents.U.S. health officials said the outbreak is not yet a reason for alarm in the United States. The five people sickened in California and three in Texas have all recovered.It’s unclear how the eight, who became ill between late March and mid-April, contracted the virus because none were in contact with pigs, which is how people usually catch swine flu. And only a few were in contact with each other.CDC officials described the virus as having a unique combination of gene segments not seen before in people or pigs. The bug contains human virus, avian virus from North America and pig viruses from North America, Europe and Asia. It may be completely new, or it may have been around for a while and was only detected now through improved testing and surveillance, CDC officials said.The most notorious flu pandemic is thought to have killed at least 40 million people worldwide in 1918-19. Two other, less deadly flu pandemics struck in 1957 and 1968.____Associated Press Writers Maria Cheng in London; Traci Carl in Mexico City; Mike Stobbe in Atlanta, Georgia; and Malcolm Ritter in New York contributed to this report.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    I hope you are wrong nano, I really do. Of course, that could mean there wouldn’t be a question of their criminality. Maybe then we could just put them in SuperMax and be done with them.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Nano -I agree. The same thought occurred to me. Brilliant minds …

  • Jose your lawn mower

    Yes, we must prosecute anyone who breaks the law, even those of us who enter the country illegally.

  • Kat

    Wow. I think we have an infestation, kids. I vote with DP on TypeKey.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Now alot by any means and especially given the doofs from representing the GOP

    And they just keep getting doofier and doofier. Palin (again), Jindal, Bachmann, Pence, Steele, the continuing Coleman embarrassment, and on and on….@ Hugo – what’s with the cut and paste? A simple link will suffice.

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    Who likes pie? I like pie. Chocolate is always good.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    No pie, Jane. If we have pie, the terrorists win.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Republicans:Pretty soon you’ll be the party of rascist white southern men and the Christofascists.The Republican Party has ZERO CREDIBILITY on any issue.

  • Kat

    I like pie. Dutch apple a la mode with that tasty streusel topping.You missed the dessert thread on the PTT the other night!

  • Justthe facts

    Like garlic to a vampire,facts to a libtard: approval ratings at 100 days….Eisenhower: 73%Kennedy 83%Nixon 62%Carter 63%Reagan 68%Bush1 58%Clinton 55%Bush 2 68%so don’tbelivethe media hype that Obama is doing so wonderfully. We are in a deep recession, still, Pakistan is falling, California is bankrupt, we have more enemployed.Oh yeah…Michelle is sleeveless and is growing a garden…yahoo!

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    I read it Kat. Please alert me if you make Tiramisu.

  • ceu

    “There are arguments that it [torturing] makes us a safer country. There are no arguments that it makes us a better country” – Dana Gould

  • http://www.isitbeertime.com/ jane

    Angel food cake (or pound cake) soaked in espresso, topped with whipped cream flavored with creme de cacao and/or kahlua, then hot melted chocolate flavored with brandy and kahlua, then crunched up chocolate-covered espresso beans.Just sayin.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    BC -It’s called a smoke screen. It makes our statements like:The Bush Administration was a criminal conspiracy implementing the plan made by PNAC to raid the treasury and use the government apparatus to castrate their political opponents.This is the information that Cheney does not want connected. It makes him the kingpin of the largest criminal conspiracy in U.S. history.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    harder to see.

  • Kat

    Sounds delish, Jane. We’ll be in charge of desserts. :)

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    100 Day approval rating comparisons are irrelevant. Although this one says something.Current Obama Approval Rating: 65%Final Bush Approval Rating: 22%Yeah, he’s doing just a bit better.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Just the facts -But the previous administration was a criminal conspiracy implementing the plan made by PNAC to raid the treasury and use the government apparatus to castrate their political opponents.The stuff you posted is of no importance.

  • fe

    jane, Kat, please check my fb status.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    ∏ ϖ Π π

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    Git – I’m with you. The plan from the beginning of that administration was to get into Iraq. 9/11 provided the excuse. It was all about the invasion of Iraq.I think it goes back a bit farther.I used to actually like Dick Cheney. He swore me and several other service dudes and dudettes into the military at a special ceremony at Mile High Stadium during the Rockies’ inaugural season. I’d thought he was especially awesome because as soon as the Cold War was officially over, he was before Congress arguing that we could no longer support such a large military and that’s when we started decomming ships and bases left and right. Now looking back, it seems like that was perhaps the beginning of the privatization push. Slim down the military, ostensibly to save money, then start handing out private contracts to make up for the loss in military infrastructure.This guy has been doing dirty shit in Washington for forty years. It just boggles the mind.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    Warning this is an unpaid advertisement and solicitation for wannabe writers or frustrated ex-reporters like me that would like to contribute to http://www.shitheadery.com.I‘d love to hear from anyone who’d like to be heard. I’m hoping not piss Bob off by doing this, but I can’t be the only douchbag around who likes to bitch. Bob’s got my site link in the sidebar. He was nice enough to put it there a while back.It’s not only political as you’ll see if you check out the WTF section, but that is where the majority of shitheadery takes place. It’d be cool to have more writers and opinions on board and unfortunately Bob’s busy.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    That was greek to me.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    That was not directed at you Caped Shitheader. I like your work.Thanks for the invite. I may take you up on it.

  • fe

    oh, silly, I just followed your name linky thinga! I love xkcd!

  • Caped Shitheader

    thanks for mentioning that Git – I was getting ready to cry.

  • Caped Shitheader

    here’s the thing. You folks are well educated talented and informed. I’ve been working that site for a year now and I’m starting to get traffic. More people writing and contributing with good, well thought out articles about how f’d up our society and things are the more the word gets out and you and me and anyone who wants to gets heard.I’m hoping to be able to pay for articles in the future but for right now the site’s not monetized.One voice can’t cover everything and there’s a lot of shit out there.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    I really understand President Obama’s reluctance to do anything about the ‘torture’ problem. He is no fool and is probably aware of the same stuff I am.When this torture thread is pulled, you won’t just get that one wool thread, you will wind up with an entire flock of sheep in your lap.In spelunking lingo, “This lead GOES!”

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    hey, uhm…shithead, I might be able to contribute some articles on society from a seventeen year old’s point of view. helpful?

  • ceu

    take her up on it, Caped. She’s good.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    fe -Me too. I’ve been following him since about a month after he started xkcd. My daughters both love him as well.

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    thanks ceu. your talent dwarfs mine, though.

  • Caped Shitheader

    register and submit. If it’s good it’s makes it in. fair enough?Click on Join it (top right) then when you’re registered, click on Write it! same general area, uhmkay?

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    it’ll take me a while to write something, but I definitely will.

  • http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/flamingo/honolulu/flamingo01.jpg veralynn

    I agree, ceu, fe and I would add Git to the list of potential writers.

  • gypsy

    i just had one of those great tipsy light bulb ideas…not the “hey we should stand in the intersection like we’re traffic lights for motor vehicles” tequila ideas but only those that come from the clarity of ingesting the vodka. keke…oh yeah, the thought….(hehe)….we should have huge workout facilities with various cardio equipment like stationary bikes, treadmils, etc and everyone physically able has to “put in time” like jury duty. so mandated fitness for people while…here is the greatest part…the machines generate power for the town, city, etc… how awesome is that?! =)

  • Caped Shitheader

    I’ll look forward to it fe. Any help in spreading the word would be awesome.I put together this link http://www.shitheadery.com/spread-the-shitheadery.htmljust for that purpose

  • Caped Shitheader

    and for you sensitive types I’ve got a phonetic one as wellhttp://www.shitheyduhree.com/spread-the-shitheyduhree.html

  • Caped Shitheader

    and can always be reached at capedshitheader@shitheadery.comor richard @ the same

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    I agree that fe would be an excellent contributor.I am consider morphing into “Oberst Scheisskopf” (German for Colonel Shithead) for some unabashed shitheadery.

  • Caped Shitheader

    It’d be great to have regular contributors. Who knows? Maybe we become the next big thing in opinion, editorial and watchdog media. Fight the power Homer

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    so, caped, who runs this website?

  • Teh Minx

    @Caped Shitheader! I was worried that you were going to be yet another awful troll. I’m so glad that I was wrong! Your site has been added to my “must reads” & I look forward to articles from Git & fe. Huzzah!@Gyps! How’s my baby boo? Dessert wise, SaraLee puts out this magnificent pie called “Fruits of the Forest” that I could live on– such is its deliciousness. I don’t really make my own desserts, but I also love Marie Callender’s Razzleberry pie. Arrgh! Now I want pie!

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    alright, Silly, I beg Your Brilliance to help me out. how do I make the website remember who I am? right now I type in fe, paste in my email address, and then drag my blog address to the URL. there’s gotta be a faster way, and I’ve tried clicking ‘remember me’ a few hundred times.

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com emsique

    Hey Caped, I knew your site had to be good since it was blocked here in China and I had to use a proxy server to find it. That could also be because they automatically block sites that have the word shit in them.It’s amazing how they try to block stuff here, but a little effort cant get you where you want. I still haven’t been able to get a consistent connection to the youtubes, though.I like to use google images to get pix for my classes, and they fuck with that, too. Usually only let me get images for about a dozen tries.

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    hi minx!

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    I ♥ ∏

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    ∏ are round.

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    what’s your favorite kind, silly?

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    fe I did. I mean I do. I run it and I designed it. It’s a hobby (right now) I was a reporter but tech writing pays better. No Pulitzer for me.Emisque, thanks for that info good to know.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    fe, make sure cookies in the browser aren’t turned off

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    Bob needs a new site. A nice CMS with a forum. Maybe he’ll hire me – woot.

  • Teh Minx

    Hello Ms. Fe! I can’t speak for Git regarding pie, but I do have it on good authority that our Git is a bit of a coffee snob…

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com emsique

    OOOOH! Damn Commies. I can’t register on Shit’s site cause I’m using a proxy server. I wanted to comment on credit cards. The new legislation is a good first step, but we need to enact laws that stop the usurious rates that these loan sharks charge. Maybe a 12% cap. It’s damn near impossible to pay off a loan at 20% interest. I think the bible even forbids it.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    thanks for the props Teh Minx always good to have a fan. I’m looking forward to their articles too.The possible prose is wide open when it comes to shitheadery. Politicians, customer service, drivers, bosses, employees, employers, d-bags galore. We can trend the end of civilization.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    fe -If you are using firefox I think there is a plugin (or whatever they call the extension stuff these days) that will remember all forms data for a website if you tell it too.Nutscrape used to do that all the time, but it was overkill so they reduced it to just remembering login info. The plugin restores the old school behavior. I don’t know what it is called I just remember seeing it when I was trying to find a plugin that would remember all of my tabs so I would get the same set of tabs visiting the same sites ever time I bring up the browser.I remember when Mosaic was the only graphical browser out there. Now I have more than a dozen to pick from (I am on Linux).

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    I’ve got one at 29% – that’s without being late or going over. “Because we can,” is what the phone weasel said to me. Bee atch

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    Now nutscrape is a name I’d like to see as a by line. I wouldn’t care if it was written in Swahili.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Apple and hair.I have diabetes so I have to be careful with pie.I really love Shoe Fly pie. But since it is basically made of molasses, brown sugar, flour, and shortening, I can’t eat it very often. Also, you can only find it near Lancaster County PA so it’s not available where I now am.I am very fond of the Key Lime pie here though.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Teh Minx is correct. I despise shit coffee. Life is too short to drink shitty stale coffee.Life is too short to drink cheap beer also too.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    git, I did a piece on cat shit coffee … ever try that? Sounds absolutely scrumptious. The ‘cat like’ creature eats the coffee beans, craps it out, they pick the beans out his turd (or hers) and make coffee out of it and sell it for $80/shot. Fantastic

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    I’m on safari. I drink turkish coffee, anyone else?

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    testing with cookies enabled, although I think they already were.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    do you have to be on safari to drink turkish coffee?

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    oh, I forgot there’s a shitheadery.com FB page and I’m on twitter. Just got on twitter and not very excited about it. Seems a little narcissistic to be telling people you’re taking a leak or typing or driving or crashing.@capedshitheaderOkay, that’s all the promotion I can handle. I just made myself nauseous. My wife usually pimps me out.

  • http://star-eyes.blogspot.com/ fe

    heh, no, thankfully.

  • an

    >>The new legislation is a good first step, but we need to enact laws that stop the usurious rates that these loan sharks charge. Maybe a 12% cap.”President Obama recently met with top executives of the nation’s largest credit card companies and threw his support behind credit card reform legislation. Senator Bernie Sanders agrees, but he would do more. He proposed a bill to cap interest rates at 15 percent, similar to credit unions.”http://www.sanders.senate.gov/qa/creditcards.cfm

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    yeah, and next week the cc companies will start dumping money into lobbying against it. Shit, the TARP morons upped their lobbying 34% percent using taxpayer money.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    I’ve heard that safari is pretty good.If you are on OS X, you can get firefox. No real compelling reason to do so though. Safari is a decent browser.I’m not currently using firefox either, all though I do from time to time. I am using a browser called Galeon. You have to have a GTK/GNOME desktop environment to run these, so I think it’s a chore to run it on OS X. It runs on virtually any other unix or linux.I have to install about 15 or so plugins to firefox to get it to do all of the stuff that galeon does ‘out of the box’. I’ve been using galeon for close to 10 years.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    My favorite coffee is a 50/50 blend of Guatamala Antigua and Colombia Supremo both french roasted no longer than one week ago and brewed in an espresso machine.

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com emsique

    I drink tea, for obvious reasons. I stopped my daily quart of French Roast about ten years ago after my first trip to Thailand. I do love a good cup now and then. They have coffee shops here with very good coffee for outrageous prices, no refills. You pay for the ambiance. Surprisingly, McDonald’s has very good coffee with free refills for about a buck.They have awesome cake here. And flaky little pastries, and little yummy tartlets, and an entire industry based on twinkie like pastries in orange, strawberry and chocolate flavors.The best chocolate comes from overseas, though.

  • Teh Minx

    Yikes! I HATE hot flashes! I’m supposed to be over this! Oh well, G’night all– Thanks again, Caped Shitheader, for letting me know about your site. It is quite cool. Off to kick off the covers…

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader

    I’m outta here too. Hot flashes as well, but not mine. It starts early in her family and menopause Mansion is no longer the same. I like forward to you posts, submissions, and comments. Thanks all – g’night

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ • Silly Ratfaced Git •

    Feed the bots.Alex Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Joe Scarborough is Mika’s merkin.Karl “Turd-blossom” Rove is merkin Adhesive.Madoff had a merkin. Who knew?Bill’O the Loofa Clown says that he’s not an ideologue, he’s a fact based opinion maker. I wonder what universe his ‘facts’ are based on. It’s certainly not ours.Ten tiny tweeting teabaggers torqued their togas into twisted tangles while tenaciously twirling teabags throughout their tea tantrum.The Bush Administration was a criminal conspiracy implementing the plan made by PNAC to raid the treasury and use the government apparatus to castrate their political opponents.

  • http://www.shitheadery.com Caped Shitheader