Saturday Night Thread

Two nights in a row! I’m on fire, baby! And this time I can stick around for a bit.

Good Evening and welcome to the Saturday night fun fest. I hope you had as beautiful a day as I, in warm sunny Kansas City.Tonight we welcome lurkers and observers who think we are a tight group, when really we are looking for a few more wild, crazy, smart and spunky people to chat with about your persnicketiness.

Hey, BC, today I watched that film on GM stealing the electric trolleys and now I see on your blog that you’re advocating trains along with President Obama.

Good evening, bjritz! Good thing I can’t hang around tonight as I’m neither ‘wild, crazy, smart [nor] spunky’. After checking back repeatedly for the open thread I’m actually falling asleep before the screen, so have a good night you all!

Ha! Then and Now at TPC.

ceu, Heh! That’s funny!

Hello Bjritz….I am indeed a “lurker” as you say. I am from Australia and read this post regularly and I am quite the wild and crazy type.

Hey, TravisThe, I’ve seen you out here before, haven’t I?Sometimes the thread is long and good reading and I lurk as well. But, the group is so fun to banter with and you never know what’s coming up next.

Hey BJ – yes, I’m all for trains, but not as hot and heavy as my good friend and fellow contributor Armadillo Joe. He’s written some pretty lengthy stuff over at my blog. Very interesting and informative.Me? What can I say, I’m a car guy ultimately. But if an electric Mini Cooper can be made, more power to them… so to speak.

Carl if a guy can make the car in the following video in his garage then I don’t see why a car company can’t.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAYrsEOxqYc

American car companies can’t build anything new or revolutionary because they are run by bean counting assholes. You need to get rid of the fratboy accounting types and let technogeeks run things for a while.

As I have said before, I don’t care for college basketball, but congrats to Michigan State (sorry chris)…the people of Michigan could use something to celebrateMaybe Villanova will beat Carolina

I watched that the other day, thru, and it’s a great car.And Silly, it will take more than techno to get it going, it will take demand. It will start small all over the place in smaller shops. Once the big three see the demand increase they’ll respond.Plus, new incentive from the government will help as well.

buzz – Awesome video!Git – The car companies aren’t building anything new because they’re in bed with the oil companies.

C’mon! Is it really this easy?!

@ceu:Try this one on for size. Creepy in a tacky, tasteless sort of way:http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/bonus-tacky-video-walgreens-to-cancel.html

It’s the bean counting assholes that make deals with the oil companies to suppress technology. Technogeeks are incapable of suppressing technology or they would not be technogeeks.Technogeeks build things because they can. Whether or not there is a market is a beancounter concern. Technogeeks only care about four criteria: Is the technology doable? Is it cool? Is it shiny? Does it give me a woodie? (Keep in mind that real technogeeks get wood over very strange things. I’ve seen printed circuit boards that almost made me come. I almost needed a change of underwear the first time I saw the Cray supercomputer at the Air and Space museum in D.C.)If all four criteria are met, it gets built.All other criteria are imposed by beancounters.I stand by my original statement.

Was that snow-machine’s sister, BC?

Thats right! Seems you Yanks have a lot of people shooting each other lately. Now all is as happy in the states as your asshole president shucks and jives for his handlers in Europe.

Travis, I’m an American in China, and it seems to me that my fellow Merkins back home seem to be putting a lot more bullet holes in each other lately.

Oh…car talk!Yes, let the technogeeks make the cars.

BJ – Yes, I believe that is correct.Travis – It didn’t take long for you to reveal yourself to be the douche I remember.

@Veralynn – it was a really entertaining game, tho. I’m not a big basketball fan, but I really like the tournament because so many unbelievable, exciting things happen. For most of these kids, it’s the only time they will shine on a national stage & they play their hearts out.@GottaLaff – I saw! Unreal! posted link to it & you at FB. Thanks. I needed the laugh – erm – laff!

Just stating the ugly facts about the US, sorry if it hurts but its laughable. Never did I think that I would witness a superpower fall so swiftly. In forty years you went from landing on the moon to landing in the drink of financial and social ruin. All you blokes want to be a millionaires. You have mail carriers living in 5,000 square foot homes.

Geez, Trav, the story seems to be that the guy was concerned about Obama taking away his guns….wonder where he ever got that idea? Sounds a lot like a LIV of the GOP ilk.

boring troll is boring

and what about the immigrant shooting immigrants in NY?

There’s never any shootings in Australia.There’s never any laser pointers used to blind pilots in Australia.We know you don’t like the States. Why don’t you go home?You are aware that L.A. is the asshole capital of the entire planet aren’t you?

All We Need Is Love!I’m not joking – All We Need Is Love!The dark hole of W & Cheney is finally getting a good disinfectant of TRUTH, the LIGHT that leads to LOVE.

Sounds like you are the one who would know where the asshole capital is, asshole.Why don’t you fuck off lttle man and let the rest of the world laugh at you Americans as you stumble into unemployment and social unrest.A lad with a laser is a different story than mass killings. Keep you Afghan war you murderers and leave us out of your problems.Get a pet chimp and sleep with it you degenerate scum AmeriKKKan. Nazi thug.

I don’t miss my car at all. Groceries are across the street. There is a doctor, dentist, liquor store, cinema, restaurants, dept stores, and bars all within a 10 minute walk. I take the bus everywhere, and a cheap taxi if I don’t want to take the bus. Express buses and trains take me to other places.It’s the American suburban model that makes owning a car a necessity. Even electric cars use valuable resources, and burning coal to charge the batteries to me is not really green.

Travis I send you much needed LOVE!

Blog fight! Blog fight!

All of you Americans are Nazis!!! You have invaded Afghanistan and Iraq and now your Curious George President wants to invade Pakistan. Its like Hitler in 1938.Adolf Obama, sieg heil!

Travisthechimp,We Merkins love to get mired in foreign military quagmires,shoot each other, worship ancient goat herders, let the wealthy run roughshod over us, eat too much, borrow too much and wallow in ignorance.And we are proud of it too!So piss off you beer swilling kangaroo fucker!!!

Actually I meant sheep fucker.

Racist sheep fucker

Bob?Please remove this chimp, I am really tired of being called a nazi. It is really ALL he ever says and cannot cite any source other than a murdoch source.Thank you

He’s back to the hypocritical Nazi thing again?

Travis – YES America has been on the road to EMPIRE since Pearl Harbor, we have been invaders across the globe, a force that has corrupted & stolen.EMPIRE is a very nasty addiction.America is now ready, at long last, to cut the connection to EMPIRE – a relic of the dusty past.President Obama will do this because, “Yes We Can.”A new world awaits – freedom is never given it must be taken – “Yes We Can.”

@VeraLynn, don’t worry about that poor, poor chimp. He forgot to take his Thorazine again, or is an angry drunk or…hell, I dunno. But something is VERY wrong with him. It’s impossible to rationalize with somebody who’s totally irrational–can’t be done. (Hey, check your e-mail).@TravistheChimp, could ya please leave the racial slurs out of your comments? Thanks so much.

Travis,I have figured your fake ass out. You aren’t Australia more like Appalachia. You are don’t hate America and her need to kill brown people, you love killing brown people and wearing American flag underwear. You aren’t anti-nazi, you are a neo-nazi jew hating asshole. So take your fake ass over to the FASCIST websites like Beck, Hannity and Rush.

Australia- Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous….Travis knows how to make a “ewe turn” don’t you..

Adding….Isn’t Australia full of blond hair horny Nicole Kidmans? And they out number the men 3 to 1? If so, WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE? I would be spreading my Jesus seed all over Australia right now. Old Testament style.

Exoevolution, I would like to politely disagree with you about the empire thing. Our president seems more than eager to keep our country mucking around in Iraq and Afghanistan. His Iraq plans include keeping 40,000 troops there permanently. One can only imagine the multitude of scenarios that could happen that would result in an escalation of hostilities in this plan.Afghanistan is another no win place that nobody has ever succeeded in occupying, but there we are, pouring lives and resources into it, so that they can provide the world with heroin, beat their women and have someone else to shoot at besides each other.

Australia – why do you think they call it “down under”???

Murdoch is the actual fascist.Chimpy the sheep molester must listen to The Glenn Beck. Liberals are diametrically opposed to Fascism. It is impossible to be a liberal and a fascist at the same time. Only an ignorant sheep fucker like Glenn Beck and TravisTheDegenerateTasmanianDevil could make this mistake.The U.S. will improve now that we have a well educated intelligent person in charge. W is an ignorant fascist twatwaffle that did his best to destroy this country.

emsique – EVERYTHING is going to change – Obama has an intelligent mind – ideology will take a backseat to reason.Obama has only been in office less than 3 months – emsique – One thing is certain American EMPIRE is over – The future is coming – give it time!

M-seek,I have physically heard President Obama say, “ALL AMERICAN TROOPS” will be out of Iraq by the end of 2011. I heard that and fell of the couch. He didn’t us the code word of “COMBAT” troops but the word “ALL”. He knows the difference and he said this when address the Marines in NC. I will HOLD him to this.

twatwaffle-goddamn that is a great word!

TravisTheChimp takes his car to the mechanic to get his brakes worked on. He goes across the street to kill some time and has an ice cream. He goes back to the shop where the mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal” TravisTheChimp says “no, that’s just ice cream”……

I hope you guys are right about Iraq. I know the pres has only been in office for a couple of months, but Afghanistan is going to be a BIG mistake. He is intelligent, but that doesn’t mean his judgment is perfect. Our involvement in Viet Nam was started by the intelligent guys in the Kennedy administration who thought they could do good in a foreign country.It’s important to learn from history, so that we don’t repeat the same mistakes.

There seems to be some heat in this thread.I’m drinking just now and have only one question…Did I provoke any of it?/here’s hoping

Damn. I wish the dream police here would get over their hard on for Youtube. I think everyone should see Monty Python’s Australian Philosophy Department Drinking Song, but I can’t link you to it because hey are still blocking Youtube. Great one, Wacko, I blew tea out my nose!

North Korea has launched its rocket. Japan confirms splashdown of first and second stage boosters. News from twitter at TPC. MSM will probably have the news shortly.

All We Need Is LOVE!!!

avi the cousin® – Nah ’twasn’t you unless you have a wrong wing sock puppet named Travis.

I got on the news to see the rocket and saw that 5 kids were found dead near Seattle, killed by their father. The violence body count back home is getting alarming.

My cute and lovely wife has informed me that I need a shower and to get off my lazy ass and do something that might involve something other than moving my fingers and eyes. Have fun bashing the cunt from Australia, or wherever he/she/it is from.

@ GitFUCK!I hates when there’s spiteful shit goin about and I ain’t in on it or the cause of it.

M-seek – The Philosopher’s Song?And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. I drink, therefore I am.One of the best lines in all of tunedom…

@Git and cousin, you guys are killin’ me with the laughter down here. Keep it up…

Fuck it…all purpose Go Fuck Yourself Post follows:Despite the fumbling incompetence of The Chosen One’s first foray into international diplomacy, I submit that the bumbling, illiterate blundering of the previous administration could have done no better.For that matter, SillyRatFacedGit is a myopic, NAMBLA supporting gun nut, and GItheWhateverhisnickis is still cashing the disability cheques of his long dead great grandmother.Bob Cesca is a proto-facist hairy Italian peddler and Lee Stranahan is a limp, fake, tawdry back alley abortionist counter-puncher with a weak left hand and a glass jaw.Don’t even get me started on Broadway Carl…the last thing I need is those PETA freaks jumping on my ass over Carl’s inability to make up his mind on the honey issue.I’d totally drag Queen into this pile of whip stick if I weren’t jelly-kneed at the prospect of the Legions of Lesbians counter attack – a thing I might welcome under any other set of facts./how’m I doin’ so far?

Yeah. The philosophers song is great. Perhaps we should call Travis Bruce. Weren’t all of the fellows in the Australian Philosophy Department named Bruce?My favorite MP sketch of all time is “Confuse a Cat” (BewilderBeest, Stun a Stoat, …) and, of course, “The Dead Parrot Sketch” is a close second. There’s a lot to be said for the “French Impressionist Bicycle Race” as well.

We love you also too, Avi.

“Legions of Lesbians”™. I like the sound of that. Do they use the traditional phalanx formation, or have they come up with something better?

Another version: Australia, where men are men, and sheep are damn well aware of it.

I’m hysterical now…ah gawd, I can’t stop laughing.

I love the silly Olympics…I think that is what they called it, my memory sucksTrying to take the bras off the mannequins…classic

thru—brilliant

I’m betting that the “Legions of Lesbians”™ are trained at Hampshire College.”

The perfect band name, “Legion of Lesbians”, I’m picturing a punk band.

“Upper Class Twit of the Year,” priceless.

It goes without saying that the required hairstyle for “Legions of Lesbians”™ is the Mohawk so they would have to be punk.Possible song titles:”Caught with the rug in your mouth.”"I don’t want to be no Catholic girl.”"Going down again, I’m so fucking down on you.”"Out of my life Bitch, I love to watch you walk away.”

Feed the bots.Alex Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Joe Scarborough is Mika’s merkin.Karl Rove is merkin Adhesive.Glenn Beck – The Ratings Whore paints himself into a coroner.

Git, you’re still awake? A late night Merkin? (I finally added Merkin to my dictionary. Had to add Obama, too.) I see Bruce The Fauxstralian went away.My favorite MP sketches:Argument ClinicThe Lumberjack SongSpam

I heard it here first.Cousinavi = loved./thread over

Emisque- I don’t want to see anyone maltreating the abos if anyone’s watching.Rule 6. There is no rule 6!

time for me to take my leave of you. I will leave you all with the Lumberjack Song….enjoy (I will be singing it to sleep)pleasant days and nights allLumberjack SongI’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.I sleep all night. I work all day.Mounties : He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.He sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.I go to the lavatory.On Wednesdays I go shoppin’And have buttered scones for tea.Mounties: He cuts down trees.He eats his lunch.He goes to the lavatory.On Wednesdays he goes shoppingAnd has buttered scones for tea.Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, I’m (he’s) okay.I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.I cut down trees. I skip and jump.I like to press wild flowers.I put on women’s clothingAnd hang around in bars.Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.He likes to press wild flowers.He puts on women’s clothingAnd hangs around in bars?!Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) okay.I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.I cut down trees. I wear high heels,Suspendies, and a bra.I wish I’d been a girlie,Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,Suspendies, and a bra?!Chorus : I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) okay.I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.Yes, I’m (He’s) a lumberjack, and I’m (he’s) ok-a-y.I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.sorry about not getting it in readable form, but my eyes are closing me

suspendIES?SUSPENDIES???

Stop saying “blogotubing.”/that’s so fetch

We’re all bozos on this bus.