Saturday Night Thread

Carl? Where are you?

So. Who likes… toast? I’m for it.

hey you…yeah you…no, not you…you right there…yes, you…you like tacos?=D

mmmm…toast, I like it best with butter & grape jelly.

I, too, am a toast fan also.I think we need to bash Asshole State University a bit and then have a tea tantrum.High Five to Andrew Sullivan for coining “Tea Tantrum.” Brilliant.

No, no one ’round here wants toast. Not now. Not ever. No toast. No muffins…and definitely no smeggin’ flapjacks!

I apologize for the other trolls before me. I’m a new, better troll than the old troll that was here before me. Now we can move forward in harmony.

Git, I can’t wait to hear the sly joke Obama (our Lord and Master, All Hail Obama!) makes about it when he gives the address. He’ll gently tweek the ASU Honorary Degree Committee (Now with More Irrelevance!) to let them know their are no hard feelings, but that they are still a bunch of assholes.

All Spin Zone called it Teabaggerea. So crude…I like it

News Flash!!! Somali pirates have asked for 2 million dollars in bailout money. Gietner has asked Congress for permission to take over the pirates operations.

First of all, R&T, the Somali Pirates would not qualify for the bailout, as they are hardworking pirates rather than executives at the American Insurance Pirate Group (AIPG). And Geithner would not take over their operations, he would demand that they renegotiate their pirate contracts and make concessions so that AIPG could stay in business while arguing that the executives at AIPG should keep their bonuses because they are guaranteed them by an unbreakable contract.

Does anyone understand how the “pirates” can board a ship and and demand and receive the big ransom bucks?The scale and technology seem so disproportionate.Now they are talking about “barbed wire” on CNN!

I call TFAD* on RockandTroll.You are just too good. You need more typos and misspellings to pass for a wrong winger. Your humor is too awesome also too.I suspect who you are, but I’ll let it go for now Elvis.* Troll For A Day – A pleasant game of Sock-Puppetry.

Has anyone seen the clip where Lawrence O’Donnell and Pat Buchannan debate the faux, Notre Dame Obama invitation controversy? I can’t stop watching it!!

Nanotyrannus- missed you there, sorryI apologize for the other trolls before me. I’m a new, better troll than the old troll that was here before me. Now we can move forward in harmony.Ah, you’re exactly correct! But first you have to deny that you know about the existence of the bonus contracts.

I love Nano, you are teh awesome!!

There was talk of carrying private security teams as well.Apparently the logistics are not insurmountable, seeing as how it happens every 20 minutes or so now.

Well I was pretty outraged with those pirate bonuses….. pirates really need to start picking up their end of the slack in this economy or they’re headed for bankruptcy.

Silly,Nope, “wrong winger” here.

I know Elvis Dingeldein. I’ve worked with Elvis Dingeldein. I’ve had dinner with Elvis Dingeldein. Elvis Dingeldein is my friend. Git, RockandTroll is no Elvis Dingeldein.

@jason -Yeah I laughed until I shit my pants last night at that one. It was good. O’Donnell pwned the shit out of Ol’ Whitey![thank you veralynn!!:)]

Yeah, I was just trying to pass the time until Beck comes on…so I was tust reading my management book on how to steal workers wages. Oh, my mistake…..I’m reading the Democratic policy manual, sorry.

I second Carl’s take. You’re insulting Elvis and dingles both, Git.

Jane-I apologize for the other trolls before me. I’m a new, better troll than the old troll that was here before me. Now we can move forward in harmony.(These troll apology tours are getting exhausting)

Wow, RockandTroll is truly a boring troll who thinks he has a sense of humor. And as we all know, Republicans do not have a sense of humor.

Suck my harmony.

(These troll apology tours are getting exhausting)

I think three times on one thread is enough. We get it. It wasn’t funny the first or second time, by the way.

Well, no insult was intended, so sue me bitches.R&T – new and improved indeed. I appreciate humor.Carry on.

Republicans don’t have a sense of humor??? How can you say that!!! All we’re supposed to do is laugh all the way to the bank with all the money we steal, of course we’re a funny bunch.

Silly-”R&T – new and improved indeed. I appreciate humor.”Well, well. Both sides made it through without the hate, bitterness and usual shit when two opposite sides meet. Well done. Refreshing for a change. Exit Troll. Mission Accomplished.

Well, that was exciting.

All we’re supposed to do is laugh all the way to the bank with all the money we steal, of course we’re a funny bunch.

Like I said…

Carl you are so right. He’s not even entertaining. Maybe he’ll do us a favor and make a witty yet unintentionally sex-act themed sign for his upcoming teabagging party.

I can hardly wait for the Tea Tantrums Wednesday because of the Hindrocket Postulate:As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.Nano -That one is perfect and so very true.Did you see that Rev. Warren is now claiming that he never backed Prop 8? I guess lying is no longer a sin.

RockandTroll said:

“Well, well. Both sides made it through without the hate, bitterness and usual shit when two opposite sides meet. Well done. Refreshing for a change. Exit Troll. Mission Accomplished.

I’m not sure what that was about. Did he just teach us a lesson? Before I got mad enough to tell him to fuck off? I feel cheated…

Well, Nano, if FuckinTroll is anything like ToothSperm, he’ll be back. Before you miss him.

Git I did just see that at HuffPo in the last couple hours, along with Glee Cock’s attempted take-down of Rick Sanchez. He’s going to split hairs on the meaning of what he said but what he meant was this other thing blah blah fucking blah. He has no idea how quickly his mega-church will lynch his sorry fat ass, no matter that he founded it. Just ask that Ted Haggard…I love the Hindrocket Postulate. It sounds so sciency!

Dear Mr wite Man.We give you de AmeriKan for 5 million dolla and a game boy and some wite woman wit de big butt like de Kardashian.As you wite peeple like tu say Deel or no DeeL?Soon tu be your nest homieland sekurity cheef,Ak-buh Da Hashahar

“Somali Pirate” has a problem that only a good Blogo-Headpunching will cure….

See what I mean? This is funny?

Yo’Wazzup Somali Pirate Dude (thats just me speaking street so don’t be alarmed)I was getting ready to jump overboard and rescue that American hostage and all of that stuff but then my agent called me and told me to wait for the news crews to arrive. He wants all of this to be captured on prime time news so that it will help my soon to be book and movie.Yea yea yea (thats me being street again in case you did not notice) I am a Navy SEAL. In books and movies we can use bubble less oxygen systems for underwater scuba maneuvers so that we will not be detected. We can hold our breath for 5 minutes and run 26 miles on our knees. We can see in the dark and we talk trash at every fucking military base that we stop at but when the shit hits the fan where the fuck are we?Bitch, we’re getting a tan. Thats right.Peace Out,Curtiss, the Navy SEAL

Yo Nano Tyr-Anus wat be de prublem wit you? Maybee I hit you in de head and give you some de sense you rich AmeriKan dope.I give you free tiket in de Somali boat tour. On me free of dee charge.

Did someone break out the Republican Retard Brigade tonight?

well you can tell spring break is upon us

seriously, what the fuck?

The Hindrocket Postulate is best proven by using the Nazis themselves as an example. They were both the epitome of AntiGay and the epitome of Butch simultaneously.Mel Brooks used this to awesome advantage in “Springtime for Hitler” in “The Producers.”How can they be so butch and yet not be gay?

Cognitive dissonance, Git.

Yo wazzup (psst…white people its just me, Curtiss the Navy SEAL dude undercover)So I got out of my bunk for a briefing on this whole mess, you know, the captain of the freighter that was sailing through the most heavily targeted area of Somali pirates without a gun on board, the captain of a crew that made a prisoner swap with Somalis and let them take back their hostage first, yea yea yea the Mensa candidate that tried to swim from the lifeboat but turned around when the gak chewing retards starting firing AK’s into the air….where was I?Oh yeah, so my commander says that they are flying in some wild and crazy gunslinger form the states to solve the problem.someone called “jane” we heard that she is brutal.

Someone, quick, blow that seal.

De Amerikans will loose in dis battle. We will defeet you like we did de Bill KKKlinton and de Les Aspen (like de ski slope) becus you have de oBama who will not do de shit against us. besides his half bruther is wit us on dis boat.

Awww shit, Git. That was classic.

So, I get why a troll would come on to a site to debate their silly, little, ridiculous ideology, but I have no fucking clue why they would have a conversation with themselves.Tired of playing dress up in granny’s undies, I suppose. Back to the basment, Cheeto stained troll! Down! Down!

Kind of makes you miss TypyKey, doesn’t it?

(snort) Nano

Dude….Broadway Carl…its spelled b…a..s..e..m..e…n..t.Douche bag retard public school freak!I guess third grade was enough education for the son of a mother married to her brother.

LOL cheeto stained. perfecto Carlos.keyboard sticky from the Dew spills.

Dats rite de Amerikans won’t come out and fite. Everybody no dat. It is like de Jimmie Carter all over again in de Amerika. But dis time we have de Somali pirates in Maine and in de Minnesota. Danks to de stupid wite AmeriKans we can eat and live on your money den turn around and take you dopes hostage.Life be too funny and de AmeriKans to stupid. Dank you for de Mr oBama!

I can haz cheetoz in meh bazzment.

Ha ha Git! You are right on the money you 60 plus year old boy molester!!!!

My.What a clever troll we have amongst us tonight.Navy SEAL Dude/Somali Pirate: Seventh or eigth grade?

Where did all of these wingnuts come from? Go home its past your bedtime!

It be de e..i..g..h..t..h…grade stupid poorly eduKated ameriKan

Good luck invading Maine. Where do you want your remains sent? Or can the Maine fisherman use your remains as chum? I hear swordfish love the somali pirate chum.I wouldn’t fuck with those Yankee fishermen if I were you. They travel heavily armed.

You can’t fool me (though Obama did) I know that Somali Pirate and Navy SEAL dude are the same person.

they are now using my name…fuckers

I have to admit the Somali Pirate and Navy SEAL due are pretty funny. We could use a few laughs when you take a sober look at things…an economy in the dumper…a country that is now the floor mat for China and Russia… a former superpower now reduced to appeasing Chavez and Castro and France.Maybe like the good retired american that I am collecting a pension off of the taxpayers of the US I will stay here in Mexico. Lots of under age girls? Which is what all of us libs like (excpet for Barney Frank!!!)

Yeah, veralynn, I kind of guessed that when ceu called Git a molester. I hope Bob is monitoring this. I’m normally wouldn’t want anyone banned, but this is reason enough.

Wow, IN THE NAVY Seal/Butt Pirate. It’s called a typo. But of course when you have nothing to do except have a conversation with yourself, I suppose we shouldn’t expect much in the form of an actual debate or rebuttal.Aisle tri too due beter necks tyme.

Maybe you are using MY name. Maybe I am that voice in your fragile mind that you try to suppress with valium but now that its night time I have free access to your keyboard.

I never understood the notion that we had to fight them over there so we wouldn’t have to fight them here.I would have preferred to fight them here. Then our National Guard would have been here where we need them, instead of over there were they can’t help during Katrina.

Using hielo’s name too, and complimenting his own pathetic attempt at humor.Using others’ names is forbidden. Taboo! Time for Mr. The Bob Cesca to use his special “Smite” button.

Word!!!! Word!!!! Word up!!! Hi everyone its me Kim, the fat pig who is best known for a sex tape on the internet and certainly not for my native Albanian beauty. Like all Albanian woman I have hair everywhere (yes, even in both cracks) and that is why I like black men. They don’t give a fuck as long as you tell them that you are a white girl, which I am…sort of..So I will glady negotiate with the Somalis if and only if we can film it for a reality show. Too cute!!

damn if I only had some valium….it would go with the Jager very nicely.

see, here’s the thing, trollie. Most of us know each other’s styles and manner of treating others. You don’t fool anyone by using my or Veralynn’s or anyone else’s name. so knock it off. What are you – 12?

HA HA HAI make funneh

lol ceu I was thinking 14. I am thinking I over estimated

heh, that one was me, guys.

Yeah, that wasn’t Chris. She knows my age more accurately because she and I are pretty close in age. A couple or three years diff IIRC.

Plus, Git, she’s not a stupid prick either.

Welcome to the Doom Room Trolls!Who’s mom or wife needs fucking?READY!!! In the 9/12 sense of the word.

Gees…my posts were pretty pathetic in comparison to this wing nut!

Geez…my posts were pretty pathetic…!

Prepare to die GI the Ho’Ain’t Ready for Marines Yet bitch. I will do mixed martial arts all over your ass, just like we do in the movies. How come the Army mo’ fo’s aren’t called in to save the Somali hostage?Green Berets are pussies!

Left Wing nut, which is a contradiction. If you turn a wing nut to the left it comes OFF. However, the old phrase, “Lefty Loosey” does able to your wife. She is a little looser because of a LEFTY.

Yo Boyzzzzz!!!! Bring it on! I take on de Navy SEAL dude and de GI de Joe dude.Jes leave behind (pun intended) de hairy azz Kim Kardashian. I have de web cam here in de life boat and we make a threeseome wit de captain, me and de Kim

Heh – lefty loosey and righty butt-tighty.

NAVY SEAL,Are you fucking one of your teammates in the ass right now or is he getting you. You don’t sound like the type of guy that would have give reach arounds. I couldn’t cut it in the NAVY, I like the girls and your mom too much.

What’s wrong bitches? Don’t have the balls to insult a vet? Don’t act like you have the moral high ground now.

Yo Joe….sounds like you are too well informed on the male bonding thing, but what else would I expect from a bottom feeder? Or should I just say bottom eater?As for the Somali pirate …I don’t need some Army reject to open up a can of whip ass. But my commander in chief (still waiting to see if he has an American birth certificate) wants to sit this one out.

Trolling is such a pussy way of life. *sigh*

A vet? of what? a circle jerk? What awards do you have?

dude,NO REAL COMBAT VET would ever question the legality of the CIC. He is our CIC whether we like it out not.Oh…Killing the Somali Pirates is too easy that is why the Army left it up to pussy ass Navy Squeals

I think teabagging is fabulous!

Helo Gi De Joe…me and my Somali warlords have been gang banging your bitch for de past year, when you passout at night. SO when you have de skinny baby wit pubic hair on de head and bad teeth (which may be de norm for you white trash) do not be surprised,

Actually, I’m a butt pirate. Shhh!

>>A vet? of what? a circle jerk? What awards do you have?Yup, I am a veteran of the Iraq War, twice.Congress is still approving my Congressional Medal of Honor for fucking your mom, twice.How about you tough guy? NAM?

GI the Blow….you couldn’t survive a week in BUDS in Coranado, much less three months.

Bob, RACISM HAS ENTERED THE ROOM!!! Please delete said troll.FUCK YOU BASTARD!!

Adding: unless I was blowing you! xoxoxoxo! I am sooooo gay!

NAVY SQUEAL,I actually survived 4 weeks of SFAS. So my dick is still bigger.NAM-Navy Achievement Medal not Vietnam.

Task Force 21 , Fallujah 2004Operation Dragon Slayer, Afghanistan 2005SEAL team 6, Al Assad 2006SEAL team 1, Baghdad 2007

GI, you are a much bigger man than I could ever be.

not even an ARCOM? MOM? Bronze Star wuth V distinction?Where were you deployed, Madison Wisconsin?

I will now prostrate myself and beg you to teabag me!

GI you are MUCH bigger than I thought. So much that I am having trouble with …you know…control down there. Your really strecthed me out!

BULLSHIT!!!Plus, we call it Valor not Distinction in the Army.Oh..and yup, yup, and noDick is still bigger.

Hey Broadway you were (emphasis on the were) tight. Not what I would expect from the usual liberal chinless beta male that I usually have to screw. At least your beard was softer than my girlfriend’s

My mom said she enjoyed it last night, GI. And I enjoyed watching and jacking off in the corner.

douche what the fuck do you think V stands for you stupid ignorant piece of white trash shit?God damn you are obnoxious and fucking painfully stupid and obviouslyhave no idea what I am talking about.Another phony rear echelon cock sucker

Come on!!!! You didn’t even stop jerking off to spell my name right. Have mommy tuck you in troll, it is for a bed time story and mommy’s titty. Weak!!

Well. I think I’ll come back after the kids are in bed.

I must go jack off now in front of a mirror!

Hey Git, Silly boy you still out there? Its just the two of us, fifty something single pathetic pot smoking retards who live in the sticks and pretend that we are so hip.Send me your lates copy of Boys Life when you are done!

Wankers, Wankers everywhere.And not a prick to beat.

Hey, you’re not the real Broadway Carl! You’re just some pathetic fucktwat playing around on a site that you should not be on, pretending to be somebody you aren’t!Oh, wait.

Gee Joe …evading the truth. For all of your braggodicio you don’t even have an ARCOM?What the fuck did you do in Iraq besides give blow jobs, do the laundry?Just as I suspected another REMF talking trash!!You have been outed…a phony soldier

Yeah, Seal dude! You should get a life. Loser.Oh, wait.

Geez, I’m glad I wasnt paying attention to the thread tonight. By the looks of it I would have lost a few brain cells in the process. This blog isn’t for children.

Wow!! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what Trolls look like when they have lost the WAR AND THE BATTLE!!!….HEHEHE…

That GI is one smart motherfucker. I could learn a thing or two from him.

HEY, PTT!Am I a phony soldier?

Gosh, GI, I am not worthy of being teabagged by you.

Well, this has been an enjoyable evening.

>>Gosh, GI, I am not worthy of being teabagged by you.Yes you are. Just open really wide.

The REAL GItheJoe:I know for a fact that you have served with honor and distinction, and continue to do so.Aren’t these kids up past their bedtime?

Fuck yeah, WOLF.

News Bulletin (During this Troll Clusterdouche™)The AK GINO Sarah Palin (aka The Palinator™) calls in to right wing AK talkradio misogynist douchebag Eddie Burke’s show to dis her grandson’s father the young Levi Johnston.Gryphen (of Immoral Minority) blogs:

To the shame of all Alaskans the Governor once again uses a public forum to call the teenage father of her grandson a liar. Well if your going to be this classless this is certainly the radio show to do it on.

So Palin prays for the wisdom to know when to shut up”? Do we need any further proof that God doesn’t answer our prayers, because I know a lot of other people who have been praying for that too.

Burke is the poster boy for the type of man-child who finds themselves attracted to Sarah Palin, and following her around like a sick puppy just hoping for the opportunity to hump her leg.

And in exchange he provides her a forum to reach out to a dozen or so listeners and lie without teh risk of anybody calling her on it. It is sort of a sickening symbiotic relationship.

I am becoming a big fan of Gryphen.see:http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/

Actually, Wolfe, the sad truth is that they are probably beyond the age of 30 or 40 and still have the maturity of a 12 year old.

Wow. I leave for a few hours to watch hot Tudor fashion, and y’all apparently left the door open. What the hell is going on in here?

Kat – It seems a couple of trolls stopped by and GIJoe fed them.You should never feed the trolls Joe.

Everything is clear. I had to downgrade myself to mom and wife jokes to destroy the troll but it worked.

Sorry! I fall for that shit all the time. But I used useless dick measuring arguments. Not really engaging in a real argument.

Git, I’m a fan of Gryphen’s, too.Sarah’s been a real little dickens the last couple days!

CBS polled after Levi appeared and Levi did wellAnother sample from Gryphen:”Though this is a relatively small sampling it is very interesting to note how believable the audience, consisting of Democrats, Republicans, and Independents, found Levi’s version of events.Could it be possible that after Governor Sarah has survived one scandal after the other that the “stud of Wasilla” finally brings her down? You have to admit it has a kind of hillbilly justice to it.”

Joe, Joe, Joe….mom and wife jokes? Tsk, tsk. You should go do seven Hail Marys in penance.Or Hail Kats. Maybe Hail Janes? Definitely a Hail Rachael.

Hardly. What we established is that GI the fucking retard Joe claims to be a “combat” vet but has never been awarded even the Army Commendation Medal.Phony mother fucker. Shit talking tire changing bitch. You are dismissed!

RAAAAAAMENNNNNNNN!!!

He definitely needs to hail Rachael. What a fucking saint.

Must…resist….need…to..make..troll….eat…my…entire…rank…of…ribbons..

Wolfe -I’ve seen your comments somewhere, Girl from Homer I think. Shannyn is awesome.I also read Mudflats, Blue Oasis, and Progressive Alaska.I just lurk since I am not an Alaskan.

Correction: Rack not rank.

Git – Then read my damn blog, too!I need readers & comments!Heh.

Wankers with cheetos have orange cock.

Adding – Since Palin plans to run run for POTUS, you surely have a right to comment!

I’m sorry, Joe. I realize you are one of the GOOD guys and I am a worthless piece of shit who trolls around trying to stir things up and make jokes. And really sucks at it. I am not worthy to live in the country you fight to defend. I am a twatwaffle.

Heh….Joe said “rack.”

Awwww….I can’t find my fucking Troll Spray!!!I do believe that the Navy Seal Retard Mother Fucker has already been dismissed! BECAUSE ONE OF THESE THINGS DON’T LOOK LIKE THE OTHER!!!

Wolfe -Will do. I just bookmarked you.

Kat, heh. Rack.

I am a twatwaffle!!!

It’s downright silly in here.

DON’T ENGAGE TROLLIt is a booby trap of dumbness.

And I’m starting to agree with whomever said it earlier: TypeKey isn’t looking so bad right now.

Wankers with racks make no fucking sense.

I can tell by your syntax that you are the real Kat.Trolls don’t know how to use the word whomever in a sentence.Not correctly, at any rate.

Git – interesting posts from Gryphen. I read somewhere the other day (can’t remember where…it’s late and I’ve had multiple glasses of cabernet) that Levi is actually coming out looking pretty good in this situation. His media tour has him looking like a dad who just wants to see his kid, but is facing obstacles from his almost-mother-in-law. And in a society where so many dads are abdicating their responsibilities, it is actually quite appealing.

The Palinator is not likely to make the 2012 cut. She appears to be in self-destruct mode.I hope the Dem Senators keep rejecting her appointments until she selects one from their list like she is supposed to.

I can tell by your syntax that you are the real Kat.Thanks, Wolfe. Like Chris said earlier, we know each other pretty well by now, and can recognize when someone has hijacked a handle.

Kat -Yes. He’ll keep speaking in public until she let’s him see his son. They longer this drags out the more apparant it becomes that she is a Vindictive Christofascist Bitch™ (VCB™) and she can wave ba-bye to Palin 2012. She is stubborn, so I expect that Levi will spill his guts before she gives in. Hence my self-destruction comment.

Someone may have hijacked the Navy SEAL guy’s handle. Or the Pirate guy. Or the CockblockTroll.Just sayin’.

Well, she won’t make the cut, Git… but nothing wrong with throwing a few logs on the fire.I hope the Alaska Senate Dems stick to their guns, too.Sarah has a hard time grasping the actual statutory role of the Governor (remember when she said the VP “runs the Senate?).I doubt she’s ever read the Alaska Constitution, and I am positive she has never opened the Alaska Statutes books in her life.Even if she did, there’s that comprehension problem…

I take a few hours away from the computer to clean the house and look what I find. Shit.I think this is a massive dadaist experiment.(Marcel DuChamp was the father of dadaism.)

By the way – continuing on her current heading, if she runs, Sarah may not be re-elected Governor in 2010.The Evangelical/Right wing base won’t be enough to carry the day for her.

Fe – now Marcel DuChamp is a good troll name!

Wolfe, we all cross our fingers for you. (And for ourselves.) May sanity win out.

wolfe: it would make sense with these clowns. More of a Man Ray fan myself.

sanity seems like a very high bar these days for them though, still crossing fingers and toes

@git, thanks for the link@wolfe, caught your blog through git’s link, very niceI find the AK bloggers very humorous and smart, keep up the good work.

repeat 4x {Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Pat Buchanan.Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol, George Will, Joe Scarborough.}I summon the demon of darkness, the king of greed, the emperor of selfservatism.I summon the great turdblossom.WARNING: DO NOT USE THIS SPELL

fe said:”I think this is a massive dadaist experiment.(Marcel DuChamp was the father of dadaism.)”Yes he was. I am fond of some of the dadaists.One of these days I will stop being surprised by the stuff you know.You must frighten many of your schoolmates.

Jane,The big concern right now is the misogynist, racist, gun-totin’ red-Hummvee driving asshat she’s appointed to the Attorney General slot, Wayne Anthony Ross (with a vanity plate reading “WAR” on that Hummer).This is the guy who said “If a guy can’t rape his wife, who CAN he rape?”I think he’s going to get confirmed by the Republican (mostly) Legislature.If that happens we must get rid of her next time around, so he can follow her out the door.

silly, the line in parentheses was an inside joke for west wing freaks, of which there appear to be none tonight. the followup line being: He was the dada of Dada.Thanks, I’ll be here all night.(Oh, and the rest of the pontificating on dadaism was just me.)

WAR is a nightmare.He and her highness want to rape, plunder, and pillage ANWR.They want to change hunting laws to fuck the native Alaskans who subsistence hunt (most of them).Mr. Ross is an arrogant prick, very much like Palin.

Damn, Fe.I actually flashed on that (the father of Dada), but thought it was just accidental, and let it go.I will never underestimate you again.But I’m not a WW freak. I loved the show, but for some reason only saw about every 3rd or 4th episode.

Wolfy, I’d heard about that. You might as well be living in the North or South Cackalacky with that kind of Public Official!

WAR would like to go back and undo the entire Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act (ANCSA), because he thinks the Alaskan Natives didn’t get screwed over well enough by the Federal Government. He’s said as much.On top of all that, the guy’s legal ability and acumen is mediocre at best.

wolfe: you mean you’ll never misunderestimate me.

Palin stated publicly that the new Attorney General job will be to figure out how to get around federal laws that prevent Alaskans from ‘using’ Alaska’s resources.In reality, replace ‘using’ with ‘fucking over’.Ross confirmed that that would be his primary job.Laws are for sissy liberals.Laws? We don’t need no steenking Laws.

I don’t mind being misunderestimated.It’s the misundertaken that bothers me and that Poe fellow seemed to obsess over it.

Fe, Peeance Freeance. I stand corrected.Make the Pie Higher!

I don’t often resort to internet speak, gents, but…lmao.

I knew Poe when I worked in Juneau for the Legislature a lifetime ago. He was a bureaucrat then (not that that’s a bad thing).I am not keen on Bob Poe.He sounds like a typical Republican on virtually all resource development issues, despite being married to an Alaskan Native woman.

Adding: If my choice is Poe or Palin, well, I guess it’s Poe.

I was actually referring to Edgar Allen not Bob, however Bob works in this instance alsoWhere is Bodentown? Near Juneau?

lost the ‘s’Bodenstown

Yeah, Palin is so bad that almost anyone is an improvement. I could hold my nose and vote for Poe.

Bodenstown, Co. Kildare, Ireland, is where the 18th century Irish rebel Wolfe Tone is buried.

Adding: Who, incidentally, was the son of a Protestant clergyman.

it has been an interesting night, but I must get some sleep. I have family stuff tomorrow, so I must get more sleep than normal.have a good evening everyone, goodnight

Hello All! Just stopping by (I had router difficulties earlier this week) because I missed all of you, and I run into a pseudo-Dadaesque fire exchange plus a hijacking of multiple Cesca-identities! Yikes! Is all clear now? The earlier stuff really scared me– what happened to those care-free Saturday Night PTTs when we would discuss alcoholic bevvys, bra sizes & how to give Gypsy “The Ultimate Ecstasy”?

I have some Irish blood myself. My Grandmother on father side was the daughter of potato famine immigrants. Also Protestants, but Co. Cork.

Hiya, Minx!

Irish?I knew there was something about you I liked, Git.

Hey Minx!I am going to start a line of vibrators shaped like action figures of your favorite celebrities and politicians.This way you can save them the effort of fucking you.Is this a good idea?

Of Course, it is! As long as they come in Day-Glo Neon Colors. Glow in the dark may be nice as well.

I never thought I’d say this, but…I sort of miss Palin in her word ejaculation mode. I’ve been meaning to code a program to simulate her sentence fragments, random word salad shenanigans but have gotten to it.I thought it would make an awesome TFAD tool.

I think it’s something you should work on, Git. It would be hilarious.

Well, good night everyone.I am tired, and am going to trundle off to bed.Sleep well!

I was thinking of putting white LEDs behind the eyes. This could make for some cool effects if you modulate the LEDs at rates related to the vibration rate. Plus, for a Tom Cruze vibrator you could make the eyes such that he’ll look like the little demented fool that he is.The Day-Glo colors is an excellent suggestion as is the glow in the dark. I don’t know if electro-luminescent paint can be worked into silicon rubber but that would rock.

Good nite WOlfe. Luv ur blog.

Well, I hate to post just three times and leave, but I am.Sleep Well, Silly Git & Wolfe Tone ( I promise I will get to your blog. It’s really wonderful to see how many Alaskans blog. Perhaps it’s a way to keep in touch with each other and informed across a big divide…BTW, I hear that it’s actually WARMER in Alaska than it is in Wisconsin in the Winter–depending, of course, where you are in the state.)MinxAll hail the GSM! ~ ~ O ~ ~ Ramen.

Feed the bots.Alex Witt is a merkin.Ann Coulter is a faux merkin.Joe Scarborough is Mika’s merkin.Karl “Turd-blossom” Rove is merkin Adhesive.Madoff had a merkin. Who knew?Bill’O the Loofa Clown says that he’s not an ideologue, he’s a fact based opinion maker. I wonder what universe his ‘facts’ are based on. It’s certainly not ours.Ten tiny tweeting teabaggers torqued their togas into twisty tangles while twirling teabags tenaciously throughout their tea tantrum.

>>I sort of miss Palin in her word ejaculation mode. I’ve been meaning to code a program to simulate her sentence fragments, random word salad shenanigans but have gotten to it.Something like this? (I think it’s too skimpy on the “also’s,” frankly.)

Yes, very much like that. It looks pretty good. Her usage of also and too as filler was amazing.I would have used python instead of php, but php works.Thanks for pointing that out IC.

IC -I took a look at the code. It’s much simpler than I had in mind. It works by putting two randomly selected sentence halves together.I planed to glue 2 to six sentence fragments with random words inserted inappropriately (as word ejac mode does).The reason I have not done this is not that the code is difficult, but I need to gather everything she said in the media that was word salad like and analyse it.The random word selection needs to be done based on the canned sentence fragments in play since the random word selection is not totally random, the dictionary of words to select from depends on the words contained in the sentence fragments.Also, there would be a list of words that can always be interspersed regardless of the fragments being used. This list would contain words such as also, too, and you betcha.The analysis will be time consuming.

Git, most of what you just said was whoosh, totally over my head, but it sounds like your plans would make for much more actual “randomness” and thus a more interesting program.You may find some of this of interest too, regarding the use of Markov chains in some of the other random Palin generators.(The interview one doesn’t appear to be working anymore, but the Palinspeak one is, as per the links in the top article, and pardon me for not HTML-ing the links this time, in a bit of a rush right now.)http://www.watercoolergames.org/archives/000984.shtmlhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&q=palin+markov+chain&btnG=Searchhttps://code.launchpad.net/~metajack/+junk/interview