Super Stupid

She is the conservative princess of the GOP. To insult her is war!!!!(BITCH)She is the Ron Burgundy of the GOP. If you put something on the TELEPROMPTER she will read it.WTF is going on in Minnesota?

OY!VEY!

Rofl GIJoeYou’re so right, she is totally a female Ron Burgundy.

You have to give her credit for consistency.She is consistently wrong.

To be fair, Roosevelt really did love him some Hoot-Smalley. Passed the shit out of that bill. Smoot-Hawley, not so much. FDR campaigned AGAINST it in 1932.Methinks I’ll be writing “HOOT-SMALLEY – A HISTORY” tonight.

Ok this is all starting to scare me. Is this some sort of insidious plot by space aliens to infect only GOP members with the stupid virus? Should we be worried about this “stupid” pandemic that seems to be affecting the republicans? Maybe, just maybe we are actually seeing evolution in action, kinda like the dinosaurs getting wiped out…

i just want to push her against a wall really hard and say “i hate you more than star jones”! okay, i want to push her twice into a wall while saying “i hate you more than star jones”.

The gift that keeps on giving.I’ve been waiting for some comedian to roll out the devastating parody of this buffoon, but she’s already comedic perfection.

Seems more like DE-volution to me…..

Some thing bout the way she tastes, makes me want to clear my throat.There’s a madness to her movements, that really gets my goat.I gotta gut Feeling. I gotta got Feeling.I gotta gut Feeling. Feeling.She do invoke the Devo. Don’t she.

OMG That’s some serious revisionist history.Just when I think she can’t say anything dumber?Yeah.I think she’s the first Republican I’ve ever heard exalt Silent Cal, who was a pretty big idiot himself(those fish were totally stocked just for you, Cal!).

Oh come on, I thought FDR OK’ing the Hoot-Smalley bill and bringing about the Great Depression as a result was common knowledge. Just like everyone knows Nixon never met Mao and that CO2′s a harmless gas because it’s natural.There’s no way it could have been authored and signed into law by 2 Republican Senators and Republican president Herbert Hoover. Because we all know a Republican would never do anything stupid with regards to foreign policy and the economy.Seriously, just how batshit crazy do you have to be these days before the men in white coats put you in a straitjacket?

Ragemage – I know the question you posed there about alien intervention is not a serious question, but the funny thing is it could be given serious answers.

Those who don’t believe in evolution devolve, as we see in this tribute to “I won’t think, therefore I am.”She is consistent.

If a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, then a consistent fool has a mind full of hobgoblins.

Ignorance is a point of pride among the GOP. Historical facts are unimportant. History is merely a blank slate upon which they can write their propaganda.Bachman’s unending ignorance only increases her cred with the base.We have always been at war with Oceania.

How long until Republicans claim that Bachmann is a mole for the Democratic Party?

I thought this had to do with Franken — you know, STUART Smolley? Good enough, strong enough, and doggone it, people LIKE me??

People, people people! She clearly has a special dispensational truth revealed to her by The Lord that says Hoot and Smawley are the real names and that all poli-sci textbooks are written by commie leftist pinko liberals who deliberately changed the names from Mr. Hoot and Mr. Smawley over the years to Smoot – Hawley just to make her look bad at this moment in time so that her message of hope, love and revolution gets lost in the confusion.I mean, I really think she’d believe something that batshit absurd too. Sad.There. I finally got it posted on the right story.

She’s certifiable… right?Do they report on her madness in MN?Can’t she be impeached?Palin/Bachman ’12!Maybe I need to whip up some Bachmann shirts to go along with my Palin line: http://printfection.com/yikes ? Any suggestions . . . ?Cheers All!

Adding…For the comedically inclined:There’s got to be something funny to be mined from her use of the name “Smalley” and the fact that Al Franken had the character named Stuart Smalley.I leave it in your capable hands.

Oral Roberts University and William & Mary must be so proud of this alumna.

jesus the fucking CHRIST!! Get a brain. . . Moran.

Bitchell Mockman made herself a lil’ Spoonerism right up there with “The Sale of two Titties”.

Ben:’dat Smalley! whadda hoot!!’

She went to Oral Roberts University?Oh, that explains sooo much.

Maybe, since she’s from Minnesota, she was thinking about good ol’ Roy Smalley Jr, former SS for the Twins! LOL

Bichelle Machmann.There is no face large enough, nor palm huge enough to display the appropriate facepalm.