The Assman

Posted on 04/15/2009 at 7:50 am by Bob Cesca

FOX News substitute anchor David “My Last Name is Seriously” Asman seems to think there will be lots of terrorists at the tea bag parties today:

I’m looking at the report and it says, among other things, that the federal government is going to begin gathering information on right-wing extremist activity in the United States. Does that mean they’re going to be sending spies to these tea parties?

I imagine they would, Asman, if the tea baggery is loaded with suspected domestic terrorists. Wait — what are you implying, Asman? Is there something we should know?

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  • jenski42

    Charles Johnson, sane conservative:”This DHS assessment was begun more than a year ago, before Barack Obama was even nominated. It has absolutely nothing to do with “tea parties,” and it was not done at the behest of the Obama administration.”This guy is losing his, what is it you say, Bob, shpadoinkle(?) over some of the comments at his blog. It’s very interesting to read.

  • http://www.deusexmalcontent.com Chez

    “So… you’re the Assman.”

  • MadMojo

    Douscheborough and Mike Barnicle were bashing the administration this morning for “targeting veterans” in this new DHS report. First of all, the report doesn’t “target veterans”, but rather “assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from military training and combat” – there’s a big difference – and as a veteran, I don’t take offense to the DHS report. Secondly, Douscheborough and Barnicle act as if no rightwing extremist veteran has ever committed an act of domestic terrorism and mass murder…….. after all, that whole Timothy McVeigh thing was all in my head, right?

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Someone should remind Douscheborough about the large number of vets returning home and being denied a diagnosis of mental illness and treatment for it.

  • JackDanieL

    Going Galt….Revolutions…..Taking Back the NationIf they could pull it off, I would truly be terrified (terror-fied?)Light ‘em up DHSI learned the definintion of ‘irony’ in 8th grade, Honors English. I mean, I had heard the word, and probably used it, before then, but it wasn’t until one day in 8th grade that I truly understood it. Our teacher asked the class to define the word ‘irony’ – one incredibly smart kid named Jed calmly replied, “What women should be doing while barefoot and pregnant”. A few of us got it, started rolling on the floor laughing, and thus forever understood the meaning of irony. The teacher, a Texan Southern Belle stuck in San Diego, chased him out of the classroom with a chalkboard eraser while trying to simultaneously hide her desire to both bust up laughing and break out screaming!Elvis is right, I think it must have been Alanis Morrisette playing as the Titanic went down