Worst Person

Posted on 04/02/2009 at 11:53 pm by Bob Cesca

Glenn Beck mocked the president’s aunt and her apparent “limp.”

Manly. Way to hold accountable an old lady who doesn’t speak English and has no means by which to defend herself on national television. Get her, Glenn! Hold that old defenseless lady accountable! Her and her hilarious disability!

In 5… 4… 3… 2… let the mockery of Glenn Beck’s botched anal surgery begin! My response to Glenn Beck’s botched anal surgery after the jump…


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  • http://www.twoeightnine.com/ twoeightnine

    Botched anal surgery? Does that mean that the hole is too big to hold a plug now?

  • Alex

    He needed more room to fit his head up there, unfortunately the underestimated the rate of inflation of his head.

  • Mike from Boston

    If the anus is that hole in the middle of his face, then yes, botched indeed.

  • rick390

    What’s botched about it? He looks like a perfect asshole to me.

  • idreamofskiba

    He’s disgusting.I really would like to punch him in the face.

  • SillyRatfacedGit

    In the race to be the World’s largest Douchebag, Glenn Beck has taken the lead.Alex – What happens when the speed of his head enlargement exceeds the speed of sound? I think he’s getting close.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Watching Glenn Beck certain scenes from movies come to mind…That scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats the living holy hell out the blond kid and says, “I just wanted to destroy something beautiful.”Another Ed Norton scene – this one from American History X – where he drags that guy over to the curb, makes him bite the concrete and stomps on the back of his head.Scarface, where Tony and Angel cut those fuckers up with a chainsaw.Deliverance…you know which scene I mean.A few others…I’m sure you all have your favorites. But here’s the thing: All of those scenes made me recoil from the screen, half in revulsion, half in shock. Oddly, though, when I imagine Glenn Beck as the victim in each of those scenes, I want to just hit rewind and watch them over and over and over again.I want more punches, heavier boots, a bigger chainsaw and an inbred redneck hung like an elephant.I’m not usually a violent person (call it 51-49 for reason)…but this guy, Beck…he torches my bell curve right into the X axis. There’s no reasoning with a brainless dick like this. He’s not worthy of being spoken to reasonably. He truly deserves a down home Nova Scotia sock beating…one that lasts until he stops screaming, “OW! OW!! STOP! PLEASE STOP!” and admits that he totally fucking earned it and will never, ever do it again.

  • Mattmcd

    *misty-eyed with cracking voice*I’m sorry, I just love Glenn Beck’s anus, and I fear for it.The truth is They don’t surround Glenn’s anus, Glenn’s anus surrounds them.

  • nun

    Bachmann/Beck 2012!Slogan:The end of the world is NOW!It’s amazing the number of F**KTARDS that are in America right now.

  • hielo

    BobIs that you laughing? (I don’t know what you look like.) An asshole like me probablamente?You and Scarborough? Go dude!Ummmmm… by the way ….. you have a bunch of old assholes dialed in here. In Mexico.