Crazy Quote of the Day

Posted on 05/11/2009 at 9:44 pm by Bob Cesca

“I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’” —Miss California Carrie Prejean to James Dobson

Thanks to commenter Ashby

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  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com/ ZIRGAR

    Hmmmm, I wonder if that was god or some kind of radio transmitter implanted by FUX News Channel. Bill O’Reilly as the voice of GOD!!!

  • Lexaburn

    Yeah, this obvious publicity whore is well on her way to titillating fake holy rollers like all the other religious tarts that speak the same nonsense during the televangelist programs.The rubes are always ripe for beguiling, don’t you know.If there was any further proof that these pageants are a straight-up scam, notice how no one is even thinking about the woman that actually won.Anyway, the Republicon scuzzbuckets are trying desperately to reignite the idiotic so-called “culture wars” by enabling obvious plants like Sam The Fraud and Miss Thang. They understand that our culture is saturated by supposedly iconic imagery, so they’re now resorting to using human props to dredge up shit most want to move on from like bigotry and fear of the government.Say, didn’t James Dobson quit with his scamming earlier this year after staring his irrelevance in the face during the ’08 election? Oh, and after one of his acolytes got caught doing something naughty and not exactly heterosexual?

  • gypsy

    i’d hit that. not in the guy way. i mean, i would literally hit her. =)

  • ceu

    yeah, her principles extended so far as to refuse to get free fake tits in order to win a freakin’ pageant. Oh, wait….nevermind.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    Its like when god apparently talked to bush and told him to invade Iraq. God told miss Cali to make a stand against the gays.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    Is this the same God™ that told her to get fake tits and pose topless?Just wondering.

  • Jeff

    When exactly did God tell her to get the boob job? As Bill Maher said Friday, “I don’t need any more advice on family values from a single woman with fake tits and a divorced guy(Joe the Plummer)”

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com/ ZIRGAR

    She and the right set her up for a fall by passing her off as some model of sanctity and holy virtue that could do no wrong. I guess these people forgot what happened to Gary Hart? Any time you say your poop don’t stink, someone will dredge up some old turd of yours and prove otherwise. It just goes with the territory, and all of this indignation is just so much tartuffery and crap. God talked to her? Yeah, like god’s gonna have anything to do with a fake tittied, cheating weasel like her, but it makes the Christian right just want to hug and squeeze her that much more. So go ahead, hug her mightily, but be careful, Christian right, you might get silicone all over you.

  • Marie

    My goodness, Carrie, how important you are. You may look like an airhead beauty queen vacuously answering annoying questions, but, in reality, you are a representative of Cosmic Forces and God and Satan are battling through you! How impressive!

  • A J

    Size her immediately for a TIN FOIL HAT!!!What a self-important, delusional, semi-scary AIR-HEAD!!!

  • http://americanrazor.blogspot.com Razor

    Further proof the Republican Party is in reruns. First Newt Gingrich now Anita Bryant?

  • bibimimi

    Church lady in a bikini with fake cans?

  • Skepticat

    Isn’t she at about 15:03 on the fame clock? Puhleeeeze make her go away.

  • Theghostsong

    My favorite part of the bible is the book of Jeremiah. You know, the one where GOD EXPLICITLY STATES that he won’t be directly communicating with humanity anymore.

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ ǝlʎʞ

    lol@ZIRGARDredging up old turds is just plain funny.

  • http://www.politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com politicalpartypooper

    And what would all of you loving, compassionate people say if a Muslim was recorded as saying this?Because they do, you know, from time to time.My oh my, aren’t our horsies ever WHITE!