Doof Quote of the Day

Posted on 05/14/2009 at 8:45 am by Bob Cesca

“Carbon dioxide is basically this. (Exhales.) Look at how much pollution I just put out.” —Glenn Beck

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  • http://www.broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl™

    Oh, he’s putting out pollution alright, but not in the form of carbon dioxide.

  • jenski42

    Glenn, you jackhole, you also exhale oxygen (17%) and nitrogen (78%) in addition to 4% CO2. Obviously, keeping an eye on how much CO2 is put into the air by manufacturers is kind of more important. I know you generate more than the average human since you make a living running your mouth and spewing out falsehoods and misdirectives all day, but really, sweetie, it’s not All About You.

  • mattpddm03

    I think he is stating the obvious (meaning when he opens his mouth out comes pollution).

  • Rick Stelter

    Noise pollution, correct-o-mundo!

  • http://agitprop.typepad.com Agi

    Them is stealing all my oxygen!

  • http://www.thenewwearsoff.com/ ǝlʎʞ

    You can not assume something is “safe” just because it came out of a human body. Dick Cheney came out of a human body (I could be wrong on that).

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    Using his own argument, he should be able to eat his own feces with no problems.Since he is already full of feces it won’t make a discernible difference.

  • http://wallenfeldt.com/blog Wally

    Garbage in, garbage out.

  • Lexaburn

    The quote from Speck cannot be improved.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    No Beck, thats just hot air.

  • likala

    speaking of feces…in Glenn’s world if feces were a valuable commodity, poor people would be born without assholes.

  • BurkeInTheOzarks

    So, to continue Beck’s thought, if he puts out pollution every time he breathes, he should do the world a favor and stop breathing.Problem solved!

  • ßißiɱiɱi

    I’m with Lexaburn…shit without the stink is just mud. Let it Stink.

  • D. C.

    Sometimes I wonder how Beck is even able to dress himself in the morning.Damn, he is stupid.