‘Hey, Can I Vomit Right Now?’

Posted on 05/12/2009 at 5:14 pm by Bob Cesca

Go, Shuster!

This actually made up for the fact that MSNBC aired the stupid horseshit Trump event in its entirety.

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  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    Currently Shuster is dealing with Frank Gaffney and his waterboarding is not torture talking point.Frank Gaffney apparently can’t read. Waterboarding is defined as torture in many laws and several Treaties that we have ratified including theone the Reagan puched for. Gaffney should be slapped and sterilized.

  • A J

    I *heart* David Schuster!He doesn’t take any “crap”!!!And I couldn’t agree with him more!Only I think I actually DID vomit!!!!What a wonderful role model for young women: a semi-literate, physically-altered, religious-fanatical, homophobic LYING slut!!!!!

  • Sierradrinker

    Why do the Miss America, Miss USA, Miss If I Lose I’m 6 Months from Starring in Bukkake Porn pagents even pretend we care what the participants have to say? I might be tempted to watch these competitions if all the ladies had to wear a ball gag and the swimsuit competition became the topless with g-string competition.

  • Kat

    That was goddamn awesome. Shuster and Shep Smith need to get their own show together.

  • BlueFan

    Why oh why do I have to live in the state that this nitwit Barbie represents?I second what AJ said about Miss *shudder* California.

  • gypsy

    hahaha! “jump off the cliff”…too funny!

  • Lee

    GOGO DAVID SCHUSTER!! YOU BE DA MAN!

  • Lee

    Brilliant Kat!

  • idreamofskiba

    Hey, where are those semi-nude photos of President Obama they’re talking about?! I wanna see!

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    This was goddamn awesome, but they have a long way to go to make up for that asshole they had on earlier today claiming that Liz Cheney is an excellent spokesperson for the Republican party, better than her father.I turned on msnbc earlier while I was eating and he said that and then I turned it off within 10 seconds after saying fuck you to me TV.

  • http://americanrazor.blogspot.com Razor

    I can’t believe MSNBC actually put the “there are semi-nude photos of Obama” argument on the air. That’s the kind of stupidity I would expect from Fox, but for fuck’s sake. Yeah, a guy at the beach with his shirt off is totally the same as a girl in a pair of panties.As for Obama’s stance on gay marriage, it’s not the same as Prejean’s, but his public stance is still WRONG. Progressives need to start pressing Obama to take action of gay marriage.

  • IamDevient

    Hey people of filth. What up?I am amazed to read the hate articulated and distributed on this website. How refeeshingly ugly.Ariana deserves better…

  • http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com Phydeaux Speaks

    Shuster and Shep Smith need to get their own show together.Oooooo, I got tinglies all over at the thought!

  • J0hnGalt

    IamDevient = youareilliterate

  • http://www.newsonthemarch.net brentblah

    IamDeviEnt’s comment took a lot out of me. I think I need a refeeshing beverage.

  • IamDeviEnt’

    WoW, the spelling cop. impressive.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com/ ZIRGAR

    Who’s the lady on Shuster’s right, in the middle of the screen? She’s beautiful! Sorry. She distracted me from the whole point of that clip, I guess…

  • Lexaburn

    Trump pulls these little stunts in order to promote himself and his idiotic beauty pageants on a yearly basis.Don’t take the man’s bait, or do, if you seek to be in the zeitgeist.Don’t say Lexaburn stopped anyone for calling out an yet another lame opportunistic skeezer seeking fame.

  • Lexaburn

    Oh, and for any internet white knights that want to call me out for my so-called “hate” of Prejean, understand that the girl elicits pity from the likes of Lexaburn.I mean, the chick got breast implants and everything, yet she still LOST!Hahahahaaaaa!Ok…she elicits a little mirth, as well.She’s trying sooo hard to be relevant to the easily beguiled. So very, very hard.Heeheehee!

  • J0hnGalt

    Iamaflamer – One of the many things that sets “we” apart from “you” is our respect for the English language. Despite the “English-only” crowd that regularly eviscerates the English language, it sets us apart.Look, if you want to flame, do so. But don’t try to belittle people of differing ideologies by being a shitty orthographer and yet hold the “‘Merican” high ground.I’ll debate you any time, anywhere, on your ideology, education (or lack there of) and credentials… Hell, just for irreverence, I’ll debate your faith…I’ll even bring the waterboard…Cheers!PS: Lee, I’m sorry…

  • bibimimi

    “Can I vomit right now?”Sure David, floor’s all yours.

  • bibimimi

    ZIRGAR:The middle chick is a nutritious serving of Ms. Tamron Hall.

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com/ ZIRGAR

    BIBIMIMI: Thank you! I’m not always watching the screen when the talking heads start their stuff, so I miss a lot of their names. I guess if I watched more MSNBC I would’ve known hers by now. lol

  • chenry

    Christ. I’m amazed David Schuster didn’t just someone reach across those two video partitions and just throttled the two of them.

  • http://www.politicalpartypooper.wordpress.com politicalpartypooper

    Lexaburn,Wait a minute. I thought yours was the party of fake boobs and plastic surgery, and compassionate inclusion.Am I missing something?From where I stand, this woman said what she believed, and got skewered for it by a nonentity who draws attention to himself by copying Paris Hilton’s name.And then, she got skewered by the likes of you. For what, exactly?Why is what she said so important to all of you? Why are you all so unable to move past being cold, cruel, and vindictive at every opportunity? Don’t you get what it looks like?Let me explain it for you.Instead of the party of the common man and inclusion, you look like the party of exclusion. You like like a party that JUDGES anyone who disagrees with you right now. As I scan the breadth and width of your party, I see not a single person who has accomplished anything of note in their lives to even be qualified as a fair judge of anyone. That includes our President, whom I voted for and still support.Do you notice how he has absolutley nothing to say on this issue?Maybe you should follow the lead of your party leader. Or, is your party REALLY led by Perez Hilton?

  • lomifeh

    What gets me is the talk about intelligence. It’s not intelligence about using the language properly. It’s not a lot to ask someone be able to speak english properly if they are supposed to be role models.The left chick defending her really annoyed me. Like there is any way to defend that moron.

  • ßißiɱiɱi

    chenry–common device of two women shouting down one [deservedly cynical] man. they look like two well-maintained battle axes and he never really gets to sharpen his point. sucks! he was SO right.Lexaburn–Hating gay marriage is this year’s substance abuse problem. Face time for the millionaire hair pie. *cha-ching*