Uhhhh…

Posted on 05/04/2009 at 4:06 pm by Bob Cesca

Michele Bachmann actually said this over the weekend:

“During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed. [...] The government spent its wad by April 26.”

Timecode 3:18.

I mean, come on! The creepy skinhead guy at the beginning was accusing bloggers of misquoting Michele Bachmann, but how the shit can this be misquoted? Orgies and spent wads. At a tea bag party.

Adding… Is there something I should know about local smorgasbords in Minnesota?

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  • http://broadwaycarl.blogspot.com Broadway Carl

    I’m surprised someone in the GOP hasn’t “persuaded” her to stop speaking… not just at these types of events, but just stop speaking altogether. Every time she opens her mouth, it’s wingnuttia gold.

  • J

    I’m starting to think that Michelle Bachman is one of those psychological experiments. You know, stick a group of people in a room and tell them you’re going to come back and give them a survey, but really it’s about people’s behavior when waiting? That’s Michelle Bachmann–how long will Americans let a mentally unstable person represent them before they do something about it? I vote for the experiment to end now.

  • fe

    I think she’s fake. I mean, this helps us way too much for her to be really a Republican.I know it’s late, but welcome back, Carl! Lovely to see you.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    Michele is totally wadless and always has been.Michele is totally mindless and always has been.I hope that Michele will very soon be a has been.The citizens of her district are constitutionally entitled to be represent by a witless moron if that is what they want. I think it is clear that is what they wanted.

  • eve

    ewwwwww! she is so creepy

  • Curly Lasagna

    Ahhhh, Michelle………you make it just too easy….

  • http://twitter.com/hausanni A.J.

    You? Misquote Bachmann? Nah. Most of what she says is on tape. Raw, unadulterated tape. As in C-SPAN and YouTube videos not fixed to show you favorably. And the RAW VIDEO doesn’t lie unless people misconstrue it.Let the record show that she’s batshit crazy.

  • http://oneceltsview.blogspot.com/ Wolfe Tone

    It’s hard to even do a parody of her.Heh. I said “hard.”

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    Damn those hateful lying pajama wearing bloggers. How dare they harpoon me like a beached whale using my own words against me.

  • SharksBreath

    Orgy. Blow a wad. Tea Bag ya. What she say.Michele you bad girl.Talk nasty to me baby.I bet you she is great in the sack.I had this crazy chick one time who loved to have a belt around her neck why I…. Nevermind.Crazy chicks are the best in the sack.And she is fucking certifiable.

  • Sharoney

    She’s the Lena Lamont of politics! Bringing a bit of cheer to our hum drum lives! Her efforts ain’t been in vain for nothing! LOLOL

  • http://www.windonwater.net QueenTiye

    I’m just impressed with her.. um… vocabulary. I feel like such a prude compared to Ms(Mrs?)Bacchanal. (Sorry – Firefox spell check liked that word better than her name, and I thought it was somehow fitting.)QT

  • idreamofskiba

    Hey, some of you — it’s Michele with one “L”.Please stop spelling her name like mine. Thanks.

  • Lexaburn

    Okay, okay, okay…this needs to be said.That’s one crazy bitch.Carry on.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    skiba -You haave my sympathy for sharing a name with Malkin. I’m not sure which is worse. They both give Michel[l]es a reason for indigestion. At least the FLOTUS provides balance in the opposite direction.

  • http://tarackian.deviantart.com J M Ashby

    I regret that Bachmann Sr. spent his wad when Michele was concieved.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=65905268&ref=profile Mike H.

    idreamofskiba: Now might the time to change your name. Then again, you also share you name with the first lady. ;-)

  • idreamofskiba

    Git -Yeah, that’s a tough one…damn. But you’re right — sharing a name with the lovely First Lady and being named after a Beatles song cancels out the rest.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    “During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy.”

    She is correct. We have seen an orgy.There has been an orgy of wrong wing sour grapes and bitching and moaning about having had the American electorate tell them that their policies and ideas are no longer wanted.There has been an orgy of wrong wing insanity and diatribes about anything and everything that they can think of to bitch about to the point where they have declared apparent war on teleprompters.There has been an orgy of pessimism and outright hoping for failure from fat-assed, drug addicted, obnoxious prick radio personalities.There has been an orgy of ratings whoring by loud mouthed misinformation and propaganda spreaders on my TV appealing to the base and vulgar instincts of the masses with a relish not seen in over half a century.There has been an orgy alright, and Michele and her vile and corrupt colleagues are front and center.

  • http://www.polytropic.org Bruno Machiavelli

    I think she’s actually making an honest idiomatic mistake–she’s clearly still invoking the Sons of Liberty and their long, hard flint-lock rifles, where if you fire off the weapon while in the process of re-loading, you don’t shoot the ball, only the wad of paper stuffed down in the muzzle. You can’t spell Muskets and Minutemen without “Mmm”.Hmm. An orgy of minutemen…sounds like after hours in the Republican caucus meeting rooms.

  • http://www.xkcd.com/ ∇•B=0  Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    The minutemen are not used in pr0n films for obvious reasons.

  • Frateloder

    OK I’ll admit it – that witch “represents” my state. Luckily, her crazy is countered by Keith Ellison and his pals from the rest of our delegation.Hopefully she’ll run against Senator Al Franken later on and we’ll be treated to some of the best debate smackdowns the world will ever see. I’m guessing it would go a little like THIS!What? You want more? Oh alright.

  • Lexaburn

    Okay, everyone, let’s get serious for a second!Seriously…That bitch is crazy!That is all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=65905268&ref=profile Mike H.

    Aw shucks. Git made my point before I did. :-(

  • GrafZeppelin127

    That guy at the beginning was a trip. Why he, and so many others like him, have decided in their quest to regain power and relevance and win future elections, to go the arrogant-and-paranoid route is fascinating. Arrogance and paranoia won elections in 2002 and 2004…do these people really think they were not arrogant and paranoid enough in 2006 and 2008?

  • ceu

    “The Obama Administration has moved right into the boardroom…” and out of the bedroom, where the GOP wanted them.Damn, but she’s hilarious.

  • GItheJOE

    I AM GOING TO FREAK OUT!

  • http://cgwaltney@mac.com cgwalt

    Is “impovering” a word?

  • Alex

    Woooooooooow. I did not even connect “orgy” and “spent its wad” together. Man I’m slipping in my old age of the mid-twenties.

  • Palin_is_teh_Anti_Christ

    OK, I don’t think Michele really has sex or knows what it is, but if I ever hear her say this:”This tax policy is like smegma stuck in my teeth”Then I’ll know she seriously needs to get laid!Allegedly, she has Mr. Michele Bachman for that, but I wouldn’t do her on Ecstasy with a bag over my head.

  • Dr Paisley

    Is there something I should know about local smorgasbords in Minnesota?Stay away from the white sauce.

  • shaddomagg

    I cannot for the life me understand why people anywhere left of mid-right are giving these people air-time. I have staff who drive me crazy with dip-shit-ness. I have learned that my job is to nod my head (between the occasional banging my head against the wall) and hope like hell they will quit!! I only have 24 hrs. in my day.Bob, you do such good work. Please quit wasting your scant 24 hrs/day on this shit! Start doing positive reinforcement, please!!!