Doof Quote of the Week

“You know people say, “Hey, Alaska! Eight-five percent of your state budget is based on the price of a barrel of oil. Aren’t you glad the price is going up?” I say, “No!” The fewer dollars that the state of Alaska government has, the fewer dollars we spend. And that’s good for our families and for the private sector.” —Sarah Palin

What the bloody goddamn hell is she talking about? Then why doesn’t she just boot the oil companies out of Alaska? Less revenue equals less spending equals good for families and whatever nonsensical bullshittery Palin is yanking out of her ass because she’s a total lightweight hack.

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  • jane

    You know it hurt just reading that.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    Yeah, yeah… But…I’m with Marc Maron on this one: she would be the ultimate grudge fuck… her and Michelle Bachman…women who you would never want to impregnate but would love to screw…as the online womyn’s movement crowd is poised to attack

  • jane

    Ya know, MG, my sense of humor is darker than black, but the humor (if any) in your comment escapes even me.

  • jacksmom

    Yes..if by screw you mean rape…I can see where that would be the ultimate grudge fuck…and I really do like Maron. Maybe you had to be there.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    “if by screw you mean rape”Yeah, that’s what I meant. I meant “I want to commit a felony against them. I get off sexually on assaulting women.”Genius.If you have never had (mutual) sex with someone with whom you were feuding you haven’t lived.

  • jane

    Ya know. MG, I’ve had great sex while being amidst an argument…while being angry…but I wouldn’t call it a “grudge fuck”, nor would I insult an actual partner by comparing him to Eric Cantor, for example. Adding: You don’t want to meet me in a dark alley.

  • http://arkytek.blogspot.com/ ∇•B=0  Goddamn Silly Ratfaced Git  ∇•D=ρ

    First off, fucking her would be worse than fucking sheep. Sheep are smarter. Sheep don’t shoot wolves from aircraft either.How can anyone vote for this boobie bearing bollard?

  • http://www.tarackian.devianart.com J M Goddamn Ashby

    Less revenue and less spending is… good?.. for the private sectorWhat is she even saying

  • jacksmom

    What Git said

  • http://zirgar.blogspot.com ZIRGAR

    Awwwww, the Alaskan Queen Crab strikes again. Palin is awesome in her stupidity.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    “nor would I insult an actual partner by comparing him to Eric Cantor, for example.”It’s funny that you mentioned Cantor.Whenever I look at that guy, I think “gayer than Lindsey Graham.”Study his mannerisms. Why has no one noticed this in the liberal community? For god’s sake, the guy is a FLAMER.

  • D. C.

    Syphilis was a mutation of a sheep disease, so score one for the sheep.A lower price of oil also means less socialist wealth redistribution for the socialist state of Alaska.That’s what we all should do. Every time Palin talks about how Obama is taking the country towards socialism, remind everyone that she’s the governor of the most socialist wealth redistributionist state in the union.

  • jane

    Ironically MG illustrates my point.

  • http://nanotyrnns.blogspot.com/ Nanotyrannus

    You know what else would be great for the private sector? The private sector not having to pay any more oil/gas/mineral royalties to Alaskans. Why do hardy, independent, non-socialist Alaskans insist upon strangling those industries with penalties that restrict growth, profit, and more profit? What are they up there? A bunch of fucking communists?Cantor’s been pinging the shit outta my gaydar since the first time I saw him speak on the teevees. Gay, yes. Flamer, not so much. He’s displaying that particular sort of mannerism of the un-outed gay man. I know this from experience. I’m much more straighter-acting (god I hate that phrase…) now than when I was in the closet.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    “Flamer, not so much. He’s displaying that particular sort of mannerism of the un-outed gay man.”Yeah, perhaps “flamer” is inappropriate.He isn’t exactly wearing a pink boa on TV, (with all due respect to Jesse Ventura, who is a god to me) but… well, you see it, too.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    When people ask me why I don’t like MG and why I wish he would haunt someone else’s blog, rather than replying with words like “dickhead” and “insufferable spaz,” I’ll just send them a link to this thread.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    Adding… And fuck you, MG, for making me want to defend both Palin and Cantor against your dickish awfulness.

  • kat

    The moose hunter (Sarah Palin) is an insult to human intelligence.

  • http://www.guestroom-records.com tom

    perhaps she just follows the Diddy school of thought?

  • http://theunemploymentcafe.blogspot.com iamnotstarjones

    She speaks with such ignorance because she knows Fox’s audience won’t walk over to a dictionary to look up the definition of socialism.People who pimp ignorance and fear for their own thwarted ambitions should be mocked over and over.And MG…it’s so odd that you think of a grudge f*ck when it comes to Palin — I (and tons of other women) never think of grudge f*cking the retrograde trinity of Newt, Rush and Dick.You can disagree with people without thinking of genitalia, you know?

  • brutlyhonest

    Adding… And fuck you, MG, for making me want to defend both Palin and Cantor against your dickish awfulness.

    Posted by: Bob Cesca at June 10, 2009 12:16 AM

    Damn it I laughed so hard spit hit my monitor. Thanks.

  • http://emsique.blogspot.com goddemsique

    So does this mean that Sarah Palin’s doof quote has been usurped by MG’s doof quote? Way to go, MG, you outdoofed Sarah Palin! This puts you in the big league.

  • http://www.sigzone.blogspot.com MG

    Posted by: goddemsique at June 10, 20009Whatever, moron. I’ve read more words than you have spoken in your life (quite literally). I’ve read everything from Sir Edmund Burke to Alexis de Tocqueville and all of the founding fathers. Do you really think that I’m concerned about the modern state of American politics? It’s pro wrestling. It’s drama. It’s a corporate spectacle that is shrouded in a populist illusion.I choose to have fun with it._____________Adding… And fuck you, MG, for making me want to defend both Palin and Cantor against your dickish awfulness.Posted by: Bob Cesca at June 10, 2009 12:16 AM”Dickish awfulness?” At least I HAVE a dick, you moronic pussy.You’re angry because I debunked your god Hartmann and exposed certain members of the left as frauds a long time ago. You’ve never recovered from it. In actuality, though, I’ve exposed more members of the right as frauds. I’m evenhanded, and reality has a well-known liberal bias.But you’ve shown your true colors time and again. Was my comment really that offensive? I was having fun. Bloggers who responded to the comments were having fun, too. Grow a sack, dickhead.I’m going to write something that I’ve noticed on this blog time and again. Your skin is as thick as wax paper, dude. You don’t tolerate dissent, and you wipe out comments that are disagreeable to your pathetically sensitive ego.You’re like a goddamn dictator who wants to control everything. You’re Kim Jung Il.”Bob Cesca’s goddamn useless” blog is right.Delete this comment, you fucking coward. Go on. I’m going.

  • jay

    lawl @ MG.nah, for real though, your comment was pretty offensive.

  • http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00023gph goddemsique

    MG- your idea of fun is a grudge fuck? I think I recall Edmund Burke said, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to grudge fuck”.Dude, you are one bent unit, but a well read one.Oh, and fuck you.

  • http://www.bobcesca.com Bob Cesca

    MG:

    “Bob Cesca’s goddamn useless” blog is right.

    Clever!Does this mean you’re going to leave finally?

  • Diane

    Palin wants to sound like a ‘conservative” that will drown the big bad government in a bath tub.Her rejection of the stimulus money is another example.Too bad what was not discussed was the fact that Alaska get one of the highest rate of return on it’s dollars sent to Washington, somewhere between $1.70 and $1.80 back. And all that pork that she accepts below the radar.Would that be classified as Socialism if Palin was aDemocrat?Watch out guys, she’s running in ’12

  • AC

    MG, if there were anything to your first entry besides a childish attempt to shore up your manly, manly bona-fides, maybe I’d be on your side. Maybe.As it is, and not knowing any more about you than what is on this thread, I think you’re an asshole. I don’t want you on my team because you’re a liability, not an asset. Bob has the right to express the same.Imagine there’s a party, and Bob is chatting up a very sweet, very pretty woman he’s genuinely interested in. He’s making progress — a connection, a step toward happiness. Then a guy comes up, drunk, interrupting “Yo, Bob! My MAN. My Bro! Why you wasting your time on this SKANK? C’mon, we’re going down to Bada Bing, where the real honeys at! Wha? Whadya mean ‘no?’ PUSSSY!”You’re that guy.I am, however, interested in your debunking of Hartmann, and if you supply a link, I’ll check it out.

  • http://imaginistaphoto.blogspot.com/ Imaginista

    MG gone? Oh how sad. Also.

  • http://jingokillah.com Jingo Killah

    I’ve read more words than you have spoken in your lifeI’ve walked more steps than you’ve jogged!I’ve eaten more eggs than you’ve had slices of pizza!I’ve been to more cities than you’ve been to malls!I’ve made more useless analogies than Phyllis Diller!